Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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By far the winner of them is Futurama which had an actual mathematical theorem get officially recognized from the show.

Tied is Interstellar which actually advanced real life physics when the hollywood SFX computer systems revealed something physicists hadn't been able to see before.
Difference between the shows I mentioned and Futurama is Futurama had actual Science and Math majors who ACTUALLY loved science writing for the show. You already know this, but for everyone else who doesn't in one episode they needed light-waves to travel a thousand light years into space for the plot to happen and chose a star a thousand light years away from Earth, Omicron Persei, as the aliens homeworld. All for the sake of a joke where advanced aliens were watching our lame sitcoms from a thousand years ago and launch an invasion of Earth to see how a TV show ends. They actually cared enough about science and the world they were creating to include realistic elements while still playing hard and fast with the laws of physics for the sake of a joke. In the examples I mentioned they were bad comedies who slapped a science label on unfunny jokes to gain some geek creed in hopes it would get people to watch them.

Pfft. Futurama? Interstellar? Those are too lowly for the patrician cinematic palette of Bob Chipman.
Interstellar was directed by Christopher Nolan who tried to turn Superhero movies into dude-bro fests and propaganda for the Bush Administration. Yes this is what some people including Bob actually believe.
 
Captain Marvel was originally a guy and Ms Marvel was his female counterpart. In this instance though it seems like they're just using Ms. Marvel as a shorthand because it's less characters. Afaik the Captain Marvel film sequel is still untitled.
Not to be that guy but the original (Fawcett, now DC) Captain Marvel character was Billy Batson, empowered to become an adult Superman type hero by the wizard Shazam.

Marvel's Captain Marvels are basically (IIRC, I didn't grow up with Marvel but this is my impression of it) space cops which are suspiciously similar to Green Lanterns, to the point that Carol Danvers' (the original Ms Marvel, now Captain Marvel) origin story is basically just Hal Jordan with a sex change. Also Supergirl's Kryptonian first name is Kara and Earth identity is Linda Danvers; I'm not saying Marvel are thieves but...

Current Ms Marvel has unrelated powers and just took the name because uwu fangirl or something.
 
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Captain Marvel was originally a guy and Ms Marvel was his female counterpart. In this instance though it seems like they're just using Ms. Marvel as a shorthand because it's less characters. Afaik the Captain Marvel film sequel is still untitled.
FYI: Brie Larson's Captain Marvel is the movie that has been released.

In the comics, a fangirl of hers (not making this up, she writes fanfiction) who was raised in a muslim household gains superpowers and becomes "Ms. Marvel." They are going to try and bring her into the MCU. To sum up:

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Not to be that guy but the original (Fawcett, now DC) Captain Marvel character was Billy Batson, empowered to become an adult Superman type hero by the wizard Shazam.

Marvel's Captain Marvels are basically (IIRC, I didn't grow up with Marvel but this is my impression of it) space cops which are suspiciously similar to Green Lanterns, to the point that Carol Danvers' (the original Ms Marvel, now Captain Marvel) origin story is basically just Hal Jordan with a sex change. Also Supergirl's Kryptonian first name is Kara and Earth identity is Linda Danvers; I'm not saying Marvel are thieves but...

Current Ms Marvel has unrelated powers and just took the name because uwu fangirl or something.

So, as far as i can tell, Carol Danvers existed as a character before Super girl became a Danvers. Which is not to say they don't poach ideas off each other (starfire and firestar spring immediately to mind) but this example is less clear cut.
Edit: checked and Linda Lee Danvers predates Carols's first appearance, but the character is so unlike supergirl in personality or plot function in her first few years that I cant imagine it being an intentional theft rather than a somewhat common surname.

Also Carol's original backstory wasn't super Hal Jordan except in that both were fighter pilots. Sbe actualy worked with Mar Vel for a time before getting powers. I can't speak to the later retcons.
 
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So, as far as i can tell, Carol Danvers existed as a character before Super girl became a Danvers. Which is not to say they don't poach ideas off each other (starfire and firestar spring immediately to mind) but this example is less clear cut.
Edit: checked and Linda Lee Danvers predates Carols's first appearance, but the character is so unlike supergirl in personality or plot function in her first few years that I cant imagine it being an intentional theft rather than a somewhat common surname.

Also Carol's original backstory wasn't super Hal Jordan except in that both were fighter pilots. Sbe actualy worked with Mar Vel for a time before getting powers. I can't speak to the later retcons.
Yeah, my comics knowledge is heavily weighted in favor of DC and knowing Stan Lee pretty much outright swiped the basic concept of X-Men from DC's Doom Patrol which debuted a few months prior to the first X-Men issue, I'm always ready to jump on the "Marvel stole it" bus. My impression while watching the origin in the Captain Marvel movie, though, is "this is pretty damn close to Hal Jordan's story".

I always think of people like Bob holding Stan Lee up as this iconic figure, and knowing Bob I'm sure he wholly approves of Lee's treament of collaborators and co-creators Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby. He did some pretty slimy stuff.
 
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Pfft. Futurama? Interstellar? Those are too lowly for the patrician cinematic palette of Bob Chipman.
I'm interested in what Robert Flick would think of David Lynch movies. They'd either set altitude records over his head or he'd have a stroke trying to figure them out

Not to be that guy but the original (Fawcett, now DC) Captain Marvel character was Billy Batson, empowered to become an adult Superman type hero by the wizard Shazam.
You forgot to mention he had the greatest antagonist ever
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The Big Bang Theory had a Professor from UCLA write physics equations that would appear in the show. These equations had no effect on the shows "humor" or story-lines and existed as clickbait fodder for rags like Buzzfeed. Ghostbusters 2016 had a scientist on set as a consultant on the Proton Packs and other tech. It didn't stop the movie from being an unfunny mess where the tech behaves like magic wielded by babbling morons. This scientist is probably providing the same function for the MCU he's on set explaining the theoreticals behind the technology in the movies but never says its impossible to achieve by todays standards. His job is to say fancy words and pretend these movies are more smartly written than they really are. Also every time a hear theoretical physics I think:


Call me when Trump ties some chick to a railroad track laced with dynamite while twirling his handlebar mustache.


I got nothing. Hes defending the game with a lot of big fancy words but the what and why completely elude me. All I know is that he's probably jacked it to Abby.


Lol back when the tranny sex scene for TLOU2 got leaked I thought how excessive it was and how a more restrained love scene would have conveyed the same emotional reaction. You don't need to explicitly show sex to tell the audience that two characters love each other. We know Steve Rogers loves Peggy Carter because of their interactions with each other and the way he talks about her, we know Peter Parker loves MJ because he tries to protect her and his visible jealousy toward her other boyfriends influences his actions and affects his superpowers. The characters dialogue and physical mannerisms tell us about the intimacy of their relationships while suggesting they probably engage in hanky panky off camera. A film does not need characters engaged in full frontal fucking to tell us they love each other.
We watched some episode of Big Bang Theory in our "English for Physicists" course at university, back when BBT was fresh and fun. Main focus was on how the equations in the background made sense, but later, during my Master's it would painfully obvious how basic BBT really was in terms of physics. Like, the whole episode where Sheldon works as a waiter at the Cheesecake Factory to gain some Einsteinian insight into a problem. He drops some, dunno, Skittles or whatever, and realizes that electrons move through graphene as waves. Now, graphene has been the hype material in condensed matter physics for quite a while, but the fundemantal physics behind it have been known since the 40s, and calculating the band structure of graphene and its properties are one of the first exercises you do in condensed matter physics because it's one of the simplest materials since it's basically two-dimensional.
Scientific consultants are a waste on Marvel movies.
"So, science dude, uh, is there like, magic but it's actually science, knowhatimean?" -"Uhm, yeah, I guess? There's something called Clarke's Third Law that states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic and" -"Alright awesome bro so Thor, you know Thor right? He's like a literal GOD, but he could be just a super advanced techno human thing, right, full of that, whatchucallit, nimotech?" -"Nanotech?" -"YEAH BRO that's the shit, so Thor's like a god because of technology, does that make sense?" -"Sure, that's a common trope in Science Fiction an" -"WICKED bro, alright, thanks, now piss off, nerd."
 
Not to be that guy but the original (Fawcett, now DC) Captain Marvel character was Billy Batson, empowered to become an adult Superman type hero by the wizard Shazam.

Well, yes I was specifically talking about Marvel because Bob was talking about Marvel. I'm aware of Billy Batson, I just thought he was irrelevant to this conversation.

FYI: Brie Larson's Captain Marvel is the movie that has been released.

In the comics, a fangirl of hers (not making this up, she writes fanfiction) who was raised in a muslim household gains superpowers and becomes "Ms. Marvel." They are going to try and bring her into the MCU.

Carol Danvers was the first Ms Marvel though. She later took up the mantle of 'Captain Marvel' and that sounds more formidable, so that's what they called the movie.

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Yeah, my comics knowledge is heavily weighted in favor of DC and knowing Stan Lee pretty much outright swiped the concept of X-Men from Doom Patrol

The superficial parts are the same there (Leader in a wheelchair, outcast heroes) but the tone of the two are otherwise very different. I'm not saying there's not a very good chance he saw Doom Patrol and said "I could do something like that," but he didn't take any specifics from the execution.

I'm always ready to jump on the "Marvel stole it" bus. My impression while watching the origin in the Captain Marvel movie, though, is "this is pretty damn close to Hal Jordan's story".

Oh yeah, movie Carol's superhero backstory is very Hal Jordan. Her OG Backstory still involves an alien machine exploding next to her and OG Captain Marvel, mixing their DNA through comic science wave bullshit, OG Captain Marvel saves her life but sheinjured, and she doesn't even realize she has powers for awhile, even after she's actively a super (She basically sleep supers, it was the 70s, shit was weird)
 
Film Robert, you dense, tubby retard, you just described populism in that first tweet you stupid piece of shit. It's one of the things that you've been screaming about being wrong with America and Trump for four years now.
 
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