He has a predictable formula that he follows, which is amusing in and of itself (watching him simp for big-tit Asian women never gets old). But sometimes, he goes beyond the pale, and that's when his status as a lolcow truly shines. Take, for example, his completely unironic "Germany should invade Poland and straighten them out" tweet.
What's even better is his defense of his jokes reveals just how autistic he is. It almost always goes:
"Yo, Bob. This is cringe."
"Well duh, don't you think I don't know that?"
No Bob, nobody thinks that because nobody is you. We can't read your mind. There are billions, upon billions of people out there who do not know who you are, and if they came across those words first thing, they would have no context for what you meant. If you want them to be seen as jokes,
then deliver them as obvious jokes instead of as dry, long-running gags as if your life was
Arrested Development. i.e. "What is going on in Poland? Maybe one of their neighbors needs to invade to straighten them-- oh. Oh wait..."
You keep acting like you're intentionally playing the clueless buffoon for the audience to laugh at his cluelessness and lack of self-awareness, even though the whole bit depends on you being self-aware and as we've seen multiple times
you are not self-aware. Hence why if you wanted the jokes to work, you need to include the self-aware punchline with it, so people can see, "Oh, he's not a complete dumbass."
But you don't, so random folks just see the rantings of a madman. And we've seen your reply when someone socks you out of the blue, "Why can't they give me the benefit of the doubt? Why can't they get to know me first?" Yeah, just like how you got to know the life story and context of the lockdown protesters you put on a "President Evil" parody artwork and said "these people seem unnecessary." Oh what's that Bob? "You're one of the good ones?" You are "a staunch ally"? You "deserve a chance?" Funny, because just glancing a you, all anybody can see is someone that looks unnecessary.
Or to spell it out for the autist: You are demanding people should get to know you, so they would then know they should take a chance to get to know you. Which is why nobody bothers with you.
