Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So according to Kino Roberto over here, Josef Mengele and Ted Bundy are better people than someone who's not the brightest but is still kindhearted and tries to do good in the world. Seems right in line with his shitty ideology.

Also, I'd say that he's accidentally admitting that he's a horrible person, but I don't think he has nearly enough self-awareness to realize this.
I made the same point using unit 731 as my example. Bob seems to lack the ability for introspection about what he says until he gets enough shit for it, and even then it's only because he get's tired of being poked/mocked.
 
I'm 2 years younger than Bob, so I'm familiar with all the characters of a northeastern high school in the late 90's...I can tell you exactly what Bob was like. He wore a trenchcoat and sat by himself in lunch and study hall reading Nintendo Power and Electronic Gaming Monthly.
Bob would have been the white friend in this meme — except Bob would have just been LARPing:

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I somehow just stumbled upon Bob telling McDonald’s how to make money back in 2014. Spoiler alert: Delusional manchild at “work.”

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There were many more tweets of him defending his idea, but you get the point: Bob is pathetic.
 
Trump has accomplished far more with his life than Bob, or the people Bob simps for, ever have or ever will. It probably grinds Bob's gears to no end that Trump has banged literal supermodels while Bob is ignored by every lady he's simped for.
That's it exactly. Trump is exactly what Bob would be as a rich person. He's openly said that he's confused by wealthy people not flaunting their money and would use the power to bang models and actresses. But because Trump isn't him, he's the devil.
 
but Bobbie seems to have managed to hold on to some manner of communication skills that smooth brains such as his don't usually posses.
Bobby talks (and writes) a stream but he is not coherent. It is more automatism than the result of conscious deliberation.

He takes simple escapism and conflates it to reality?
It is slightly more subtle than that. Having a steady diet of Hollywood trash will affect what immediately comes to mind when Bobby is to assess a real-life situation. Psychologists call this the "availability heuristic". It is not that Bobby necessarily literally thinks movie plots equal real life (I won't be surprised if he does, but this is beside the point of the current discussion); it is that movie plots floats up on top of his mind like jetsam, and a lazy mind like his will just pick from what present themselves, instead of spending effort to delve deeper for the truth.

a less intelligent person will affect fewer people by their actions,
In this sense Bobby must have negative intelligence: he drives people away from what he wants them to go.

Has Bob met himself, the permavirgin?
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This is fucking "incel" logic. I can never figure out why some people thinks sex is the be-all-end-all of life.

You stupid mayonnaise ghouls would have kept your sorry lives if you only voted Hillary!!!!
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Bobby gerrymanders the definition of "intelligence"
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Bobby admits he has an unintelligent aspect.
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Incomprehensible political-pop culture rant:
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Bobby salivates over the prospect of more MCU cliché: the Avengers getting OK Boomered by their young, diverse, genderfluid successors:
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There is a three-way crossover between Ellie Troon, troon chaser Arthur Chu, and Bobby, looks like it is about the capeshit. It's too long to cap.

Toxic masculinity in an Adams Sander film.
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I dunno. I think women can be huge douchebags too. That's where the Karen meme came from right?

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I have a feeling this is what Bobby's 2800-word magnum opus is about.
 
Moving the manufacturing of an item (let's say, wrenches) to the other side of the world for a thicker profit margin isn't the same thing as technology moving on. And most of the "service jobs" don't match the stability and earning potential that manufacturing had in the rust belt. You use the example of swordsmiths to gunsmiths- the two would have metallurgy and metalworking knowledge in common. If a factory worker gets laid off after 10 or 20 years and has to move to a service job, he has to basically start from zero with the earning potential of someone brand new. It's a shitty situation to be in.

Most people that live in the real world want stable incomes and steady jobs.
Not to mention, the Wu Flu has made it painfully obvious that it's really dumb to outsource all your manufacturing to an adversarial nation. When China at the outset of the pandemic said that the US had better watch themselves or China would just hoard all the drugs, that wasn't entirely bluster: China controls an overwhelming majority of pharmaceutical production, as well as production of the chemicals that make up the drugs. They didn't reach that position by playing fair, the government deliberately pushed the costs so low that other companies went bankrupt trying to keep up, and once they cornered the market, they were free to do whatever they wanted, including making substandard drugs that poisoned those who took them.

These decisions were only being made for one reason: profits for the guys at the top. Cutting back on labor costs means more money in the pockets of the CEOs and higher stock prices. They don't care that they're putting thousands of their countrymen out of work with no say in the matter, nor do they care that their products are getting objectively worse year over year. All they care about is money.

And of course, Bob is too much of an idiot to understand this, thinking that it's the workers' fault they lost their jobs. "Evolve or get out of the way!" screams the basement-dwelling fatso as he laps up the megacorps' shit like a good consoomer.

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Bobby salivates over the prospect of more MCU cliché: the Avengers getting OK Boomered by their young, diverse, genderfluid successors:
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If there's one thing I really hope is an actual casualty of the Wu Flu, it's the fucking MCU. Please, just let this abomination die already. We don't need another fucking decade of formulaic Whedonizing capeshit. Endgame was a satisfying (albeit pandering) conclusion, a good capstone to a sprawling, ambitious project. Keeping its corpse propped up Weekend at Bernie's-style is just pathetic.

Furthermore, good God in heaven, that sounds incredibly awful, which isn't a surprise considering it's coming from Bobbo. I can tell you one thing for sure, nobody wants to see "teen Avengers." To put it succinctly, sex sells, and I'm positive that a fair number of people were going to capeshit to see hot actors in tight costumes. Maybe not the primary reason, but it was up there. With the exception of creepy virgins like Bob, nobody's gonna be excited to see a bunch of kids running around on screen.
 
If someone posted these already, I apologize:
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This is one of the many reason Bobby will never, ever be accepted as one of the "abolish prison NOW!" kool kids.

Bobby compares Peter Coffin with Millo Yiannopolis, finds that Coffin is "lost in a fog of resentment", and sheds a mountain-dew soaked crocodile tear.
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"Cousinwed county":
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Bob is "working class" - he only reviews mainstream movies and entertainment (which I'm not dissing solely for being "mainstream"
I've seen some of his Big Picture
If someone posted these already, I apologize:
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This is one of the many reason Bobby will never, ever be accepted as one of the "abolish prison NOW!" kool kids.

Bobby compares Peter Coffin with Millo Yiannopolis, finds that Coffin is "lost in a fog of resentment", and sheds a mountain-dew soaked crocodile tear.
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"Cousinwed county":
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Has Bob been BLACKED yet? I'm curious as to what his reaction would be if he got into a rough situation with an upstanding African-American citizen.
 
So according to Kino Roberto over here, Josef Mengele and Ted Bundy are better people than someone who's not the brightest but is still kindhearted and tries to do good in the world. Seems right in line with his shitty ideology.

Also, I'd say that he's accidentally admitting that he's a horrible person, but I don't think he has nearly enough self-awareness to realize this.
To Bob, intelligence is identical to virtue (and virtue is entirely defined by him and his ilk). Mengele and Ted Bundy are stupid because they're evil, functionally retarded people are smart if they're just kind and caring. Bob sees himself as virtuous, empathetic and caring, and so he sees himself as smart, and as was posted later, he recognizes that he has some very cruel and sadistic sides to him, which he then sees as his most stupid sides.
With Bob, one always has to view what he says through his definitions of words. When he says that the leaders should be smart, educated elites and "small 't' technocrats" he doesn't just mean engineers and scientists with MIT degrees and hard practical knowledge. The Harvard fratboys who totally bullied him in Boston pubs are ypipo obsoletes and thus mean stupidheads. He means "educated people" like himself, with bullshit degrees and preferably PoCs. A government of rational, capable people would be "capital 'T' Technocrats" to him, because they could potentially make decisions that go against his notion of virtue, and so these Technocrats are stupid.
"Intelligence" means striving to be objectively correct on things. "Bobtelligence" means being politically correct on things.
 
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