Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[assdick42069]

I'm going out on a limb and she really turns into a dog, because otherwise, there's no room for sequels.

Note: there is a horror film with a deliberately nightmarish tone, where it is ambiguous if the protagonist is responding to real events, or going insane. The title is a synonym for "Hallucination," which should settle that question.

Despite that, they made four sequels assuming the events were real.

What movie?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Creepy Uncle Bob’s need to broadcast his sexual desires on Twitter makes me wonder just how secure he is in his heterosexuality. Not very, it would seem.

I think it's more "Hey, ladies, look at me! I'm smart, superior, and fabulously single!"
But if even Zoe Quinn wouldn't go hear his penis, I'm not sure what makes him think another woman would.

 

[Mola Ram]

What movie?

EDIT: Apparently this is the “author’s” debut novel, no less. Impressive that she got a movie deal before it’s even finished!

She's a literary agent and presumably Knows People. Given the feminist drool I found on her website, I'm going to guess there is no transformation, or if there is it'll be of the least visceral variety imaginable.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s weird how obsessed with 9/11 Bob is. Terrorist attacks and mass murders don’t make good backdrops for a Titanic-style romance.
I look forward to his 9-11 lesbian porno script. Tip: you can style it as 9-scissors image for the 11.

 

[Knyttet]

It’s weird how obsessed with 9/11 Bob is. Terrorist attacks and mass murders don’t make good backdrops for a Titanic-style romance.
I look forward to his 9-11 lesbian porno script. Tip: you can style it as 9-scissors image for the 11.

Also, there already IS a 'Titanic, but with 9/11'.

It was called Remember Me and starred Robert Pattinson and came out in 2010.

I'm surprised MOVIEBob didn't know that.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

She's a literary agent and presumably Knows People. Given the feminist drool I found on her website, I'm going to guess there is no transformation, or if there is it'll be of the least visceral variety imaginable.

Not to venture too far off topic, but yeah it sounds pretty lame in comparison. This one seems to be about a crazy woman who believes she’s becoming a dog, whereas the chick in Bitch is straight up barking and biting people for most of the movie while her husband feeds her dog food.

 

[The tired cat]

Also, there already IS a 'Titanic, but with 9/11'.

It was called Remember Me and starred Robert Pattinson and came out in 2010.

I'm surprised MOVIEBob didn't know that.

Not to mention Remember Me got flack for having 9/11 be as a M.Night "WUT A TWEEST!" ending because Pattinson's character wasn't likable (seriously he was a huge ass hipster douche) and the romance simply didn't work.

Also, this is on a different topic, but looking back on how Bobo and his clown posse love blabbering about communism. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while doctors and scientists were important during the Soviet era but people like construction workers, engineers and farmers rated even higher than those guys. Hell, in fact being an engineer or working at some huge factory was considered a huge status thing, especially in the factory if you held like some important position.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

EDIT: Apparently this is the “author’s” debut novel, no less. Impressive that she got a movie deal before it’s even finished!

She's a literary agent and presumably Knows People. Given the feminist drool I found on her website, I'm going to guess there is no transformation, or if there is it'll be of the least visceral variety imaginable.

In the Star Trek thread I said that Hollywood is currently a cesspool of nepotism, and in Lindsay Ellis's thread I said she definitely got her book deal as a favor because she knows someone.

It's nice to see the circle of nepotism complete itself. Get yourself a book deal by knowing someone in publishing, then get it made into a movie because they know someone in film or vice versa. A nice little happy ring of people jacking each other off and calling it art.

 

[Mola Ram]

In the Star Trek thread I said that Hollywood is currently a cesspool of nepotism, and in Lindsay Ellis's thread I said she definitely got her book deal as a favor because she knows someone.

It's nice to see the circle of nepotism complete itself. Get yourself a book deal by knowing someone in publishing, then get it made into a movie because they know someone in film or vice versa. A nice little happy ring of people jacking each other off and calling it art.

It'll be cosmic justice if she finds herself in a nice juicy plagiarism scandal. Bitch isn't exactly a famous movie, but it's absurdly recent for something to be aping it so perfectly. It could be a coincidence, of course, but it kinda smells.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It'll be cosmic justice if she finds herself in a nice juicy plagiarism scandal. Bitch isn't exactly a famous movie, but it's absurdly recent for something to be aping it so perfectly. It could be a coincidence, of course, but it kinda smells.

We'll probably have to wait until the movie comes out to know if it's lawsuit worthy or different enough for plausible deniability, but if the creator of Bitch slaps them with a lawsuit and gets a pay day like the makers of Parts: The Clonus Horror did to Michael Bay over The Island, I'll definitely applaud.

There's also the possibility it never actually comes out. That happens with a lot of projects.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think it's more "Hey, ladies, look at me! I'm smart, superior, and fabulously single!"
But if even Zoe Quinn wouldn't go hear his penis, I'm not sure what makes him think another woman would.

Spoiler

Autism.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob, he doesn’t merely think he “made a funny.” We’re all laughing at you. He made a funny. Learn how to laugh at yourself or at least not take yourself so goddamn seriously. It’s a calibration that will improve your depression and is long overdue.



ETA: Sorry for the double post, I had 5-day Mountain Dew marinated chicken for breakfast and didn’t realize what I’d done until after I’d posted it.

 

[Christ Cried]

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This is just one of his takes.

>fellating the elites
Bob is approaching 9001 IQ

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If Bobby had what it takes to "escape to a smart country", why hadn't he done so before 2020?

because Japan and South Korea have very strict immigration rules

 

[Christ Cried]

Ok, you know what? This:

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... is right up there with the most repulsive, heinous shit he's ever said. "The worst, most despicable thing as [sic] human being can be is unintelligent."

Fucking really?!?!?!

So there are no intelligent rapists? Murderers? Serial killers? War criminals? Are those people marginally better if they're not stupid? What about the mentally retarded? What about the slow but goodhearted? Ever meet a Downs syndrome kid, you worthless, gormless fuck?

I look forward to his walkback where he somehow defines being intelligent as a choice.

Also, real classy how you're looking to introduce a little girl to your "big balls," Uncle Creepo.

He comes so close to self awareness that it causes me physical pain

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He comes so close to self awareness that it causes me physical pain

You can literally hold up a mirror each time he describes himself and he'll just go "fuck off obsolete"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob, he doesn’t merely think he “made a funny.” We’re all laughing at you. He made a funny. Learn how to laugh at yourself or at least not take yourself so goddamn seriously. It’s a calibration that will improve your depression and is long overdue.

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ETA: Sorry for the double post, I had 5-day Mountain Dew marinated chicken for breakfast and didn’t realize what I’d done until after I’d posted it.

Brick By Brick is not annotated critique. It’s a poorly written autobiography about the life of a man with severe autism.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also, there already IS a 'Titanic, but with 9/11'.

It was called Remember Me and starred Robert Pattinson and came out in 2010.

I'm surprised MOVIEBob didn't know that.

If it ain’t Marvel, it ain’t shit for Bob.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

In the Star Trek thread I said that Hollywood is currently a cesspool of nepotism, and in Lindsay Ellis's thread I said she definitely got her book deal as a favor because she knows someone.

It's nice to see the circle of nepotism complete itself. Get yourself a book deal by knowing someone in publishing, then get it made into a movie because they know someone in film or vice versa. A nice little happy ring of people jacking each other off and calling it art.

Now now now. It's NOT Nepotism. It's CRONY-ism. Nepotism is what happens when you hire your relatives. (Technically, both terms work, but Nepotism is more associated with family, cronyism is more associated with friends and supporters.)

The problem with Bob and Noelle's idea of "Let's make a blockbuster movie about X Disaster, but lets have the main couple be lesbians!" Is that when you do that, the LGBTQism overshadows the disaster and the film is more an LGBTQ movie than it is a disaster movie. The only way it could really work is if you used an older disaster movie formula where you have the camera follow a bunch of couples around, one of which is a gay couple. The focus would therefore not be on the gayness, but on the events of the disaster. (The Hyatt Regency Skywalk Hotel disaster would probably be a good disaster to make into a disaster movie, since it had a documented gay couple attending it, who were affected by the tragedy. ) If the Woke Patrol were smart, they'd make a disaster movie which showed gay people caring just as much for their dead or injured partners as anyone else. No one in the Current Year would even bat an eye about them being gay.

But Bob "Eats a Lot of Chips, Man" is NOT smart. What he wants is a version of Titanic that's basically Blue is the Warmest Color in gorgeous period dress. Never mind the fact that it just wouldn't work. The main obstacle between the main characters in the original Titanic is the fact that they are from different CLASSES. Turn them both into Carpet Aficianados, and the class element fades into the background, replaced by the LGBTQ element. Also, the circumstances under which gay people lived were far different in the past than they are now. People complained that the hetero romance in Titanic seemed too modern to be believable but a gay romance where the two participants spoke and acted like 2020 Tumblr Lesbians would be too much to buy. If two girls did fall in love back then, they would probably have lived openly together in a Boston Marriage (which has nothing to do with MovieBob.) Independent women who lived together like this may or may not have been lesbians, but were pretty much accepted until the 1920s, when society started to frown on the phenomenon. Modern day SJWism, however, would never accept the historical concessions of lesbian relationships in the 1910s and would have had both Kate and "Jacqueline" declaring their undying love to the crowd as the ship went down, with everyone cheering that homophobia had been defeated, even as the freezing water of the North Atlantic was lapping at their heels.

TL;DR: a disaster movie starring gay people could be done, but spergs like MovieBob and Noelle would end up turning it into a cringy lesbian porno film.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

But Bob "Eats a Lot of Chips, Man" is NOT smart. What he wants is a version of Titanic that's basically Blue is the Warmest Color in gorgeous period dress.

I remember he picked The Handmaiden as the best film of 2016. I haven’t seen the movie, but I heard it has some erotic lesbian sex scenes, so it’s not surprising he’s addicted to the male gaze of two women fucking each other.