Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I hope Bob Chipman kills himself

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For someone who calls himself MovieBob, he sure never gave a fuck about the plight of the cinema business. I think even Chris Chipman did a little bit of virtue signaling about that.

In fact he actively lobbied against AMC reopening without requiring masks. Bob is a total pussy and thinks that people who aren’t should be deprived of income and/or forced to stay home indefinitely. He’s that weenie at school who wants to ruin everything for everyone else.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

More hilarious than the idea of some wonderful future being “stolen” from Bob is his conviction that he “earned” such a thing. It’s crazy that it didn’t occur to me till now that Bob must be a mama’s boy, accustomed to being told how he deserves only great things. Who the fuck else would have told him he should be exempt from harsh reality?

I think it's more than being a Mama's boy. I've likened the Chipmans to the O'Doyles from Billy Madison, a family of pig headed jerks that no one likes and thinks they are the best despite evidence to the contrary. My reasoning for this is to look back to December (jeez was it only December?) when a guy made fun of Bob's book and multiple people from his family all tried to get him #cancelled and now that I think about it makes his latest comments about cancel culture not being a real thing all the more sweeter.

 

[Positron]

Shame, shame, Bobby, liking a movie that culturally appropriated a story from another race's culture! The Welsh are people too!

Bobby loves cultural appropriations. And what cultural elite can resist something as meta as Black Is King? Black woman loot from Jews who in turn lifted from the Japs who in turn plagiarized William Shakespeare, who was, of course, a Black woman:


More boring virtue signaling.

He thinks separating the words with emojis will make people overlook their incoherence. The article is a brief, factual reportage, not an op-ed about mah misogyny.

I have fucking no idea what they are arguing about.


But as soon as Hillary's holy name is mentioned, all gloves are off!

So it seems the ultra-SJWs are the ones who try to diminish the achievement of a black woman by claiming she is complicit in imperialism and war crimes (one tweet mentions the bombing of Yemen). Bobby should at least consider the idea that he is chronically unhappy because he chooses to find validation with such chronically unhappy people.

Bob the Tough Guy:


Bobby may fetishize mob violence against "fascists", but he has second thoughts when the mob come inevitably for rich "globalists":

Once again note how subservient he is when talking to his wokers and betters.

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Black Friday might get stolen too! Fortunately Bobby has a plan for it.


Even people hiking during the pandemic makes Bobby mad.

The owners of the dog did not do anything particularly dangerous; it is just that big and heavy dogs tend to develop joint problems (Bobby should watch out).

Bobby has a science project in mind:

 

[Absolutego]

I don't even want to know what disgusting food abomination Bob's got in mind that requires a trash can sized chemistry flask.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't even want to know what disgusting food abomination Bob's got in mind that requires a trash can sized chemistry flask.

Maybe his alcoholism has reached the next level and he's planning on brewing his own beer?

What a tragedy it would be if he blew himself up.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

God, Bob’s Hillary boner is still as cringey as it was in 2016.

He needs to let it go. She was a awful candidate with no charisma or personality and terrible Secretary of State. Like everything else, she’s everything wrong with politics.

 

[BubbleButt]

Maybe his alcoholism has reached the next level and he's planning on brewing his own beer?

What a tragedy it would be if he blew himself up.

Nah, home brewing takes effort.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's tough-guy posturing is just so fucking cringe. He's a fat diabetic virgin who lived with his parents until he was in his 30s, not the vanguard of some revolutionary cadre. No one buys it, Bobby.

 

[ColdOnes]

Cinemas closed; MCU revised its release schedule.

For someone who calls himself MovieBob, he sure never gave a fuck about the plight of the cinema business. I think even Chris Chipman did a little bit of virtue signaling about that.

Bob could talk about movies from the past, but he'll just whine about how old movies are problematic and demand censorship because it colludes with his moral values

 

[A Random]

If, using Bob logic, he’s too stupid not to trash the body he was born with, why does he think he has the brains to keep an android body in tip-top shape?

He'll have slaves to do it for him. Preferrably dark-skinned pan-Asian women with inflated tits.

 

[wopirish]

We can apply the same logic to humanity and space travel. Unless we discover a practical way to travel faster than light (questionable at best), interstellar travel will take generations. If we can't even maintain a stable society that doesn't trash the environment on earth, how will we ever manage the far less forgiving task of keeping a starship habitable and functioning for generations? And how will we maintain our technological base long enough to terraform a distant world once we've reached it?

We can't have a generation ship's population plummeting because people decided that they'd rather play around than have kids, or failing to pass on vital skills because everyone decided to major in fucking English, or killing each other because it was decided that people with a certain skin color were not accountable for anything that they do, or working the population so hard for the sake of personal greed that they don't have time to spend with their kids causing them to grow up to be useless wastrels. Until we solve our major social problems, space travel past Mars (and I'm being generous here) is a waste of time. But Bob doesn't even understand how society works here on earth, he thinks that "smrt peepull in charge, kill all teh stupids!!!1" is not merely a viable social program, but a self-evidently superior one.

Mormons, they will be the ones to survive. That or asians

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Once again note how subservient he is when talking to his wokers and betters.

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Black Friday might get stolen too! Fortunately Bobby has a plan for it.
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Bob, you've gone on record that you haven't marched and cannot march due to a "chronic immunocompromised condition". Show off how you would go to war to free the LGBTQ or to rid the patriarchy by leaving your "sub-apartment" and going somewhere else besides Dave & Buster's.

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Why live down the consoomer stereotype when you can hope for black Friday to become a "secular holy day". Only self serving dipshits like yourself, Robert, will think that Christmas is cancelled if you can't over spend in shitty sales because you're told to. How empty is your life that you can't get the point of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, let alone Charlie Brown Christmas, Robert?

 

[Absolutego]

Bob could talk about movies from the past, but he'll just whine about how old movies are problematic and demand censorship because it colludes with his moral values

He has (had? idk if he's still doing anything besides big picture and escape to the movies) a series called Really that Good that, on the tin, is more or less what you're talking about. He mostly used it to poke holes in old movies to justify new geek culture, like his Star Wars episode which basically amounted to "the whole series was a fluke, stop whining about The Last Jedi" for 90 straight minutes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Further proof that Bob is a complete retard who knows next to nothing about politics or history: He thinks Hillary only became disliked when she totally fucked up her healthcare mission in her husband’s administration. Even people who weren’t alive then know better than this. What’s Bob’s excuse?

 

[CervixHammer]

so blobbo's definitely going to jerk himself raw to the Hulu series based on this, right?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

so blobbo's definitely going to jerk himself raw to the Hulu series based on this, right?
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I'm sure, seriously what is it with Bob's obsession with Hillary Clinton? It can't be just the 2016 election right?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm sure, seriously what is it with Bob's obsession with Hillary Clinton? It can't be just the 2016 election right?

You don’t have to share her politics, worldview or values to see she is a very intelligent woman. Bob fetishizes intelligence and fetishizes any left-wing woman with a pulse. He thinks stanning for her will make people think he’s smart, too. He is wrong.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm sure, seriously what is it with Bob's obsession with Hillary Clinton? It can't be just the 2016 election right?

Given he has made tweets where he wants to be dominated by a strong woman and Hillary's reputation of being a shrewd politician, you can do the math.

 

[Absolutego]

Further proof that Bob is a complete retard who knows next to nothing about politics or history: He thinks Hillary only became disliked when she totally fucked up her healthcare mission in her husband’s administration. Even people who weren’t alive then know better than this. What’s Bob’s excuse?

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His excuse is that's when he first started hating her. He's not retarded, but disingenuous (for this reason, he's retarded for plenty others lol). Bob had Hillary tied for public enemy #2 with Joe Lieberman back in the day (only behind Jack Thompson, natch) and shamelessly flipped opinion on her around the same time he had to publicly deny he was a hardcore anti-censorship "don't touch my vidya" political autist during the 00's. You know, around when he decided to start championing Anita Sarkeesian's cause?

I maintain the Hillary worship on Bob's part is largely performative, and what isn't is just because she hasn't whined about video games in a while and he's getting more blatant about indulging his inner Kissinger.