Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

I wasn’t suggesting Bob is gay. I was suggesting he’s just a garden variety mayo ghoul perv, not some brave ally. The extent of his LGBTQIA+*#%}£¥€?! “advocacy” is tweeting about how hot lesbian sex is.

100% agreed. Sorry about the tangent, but "is Bob gay" is something that's cropped up from time to time here.

Though he does tard rage about any time a politician/party to the right of Mao is elected by screaming about how they're going to gas all the gays. Then it doesn't happen and he forgets about it, just like every other time.

 

[Slowboat to China]

No, see, Gilgamesh only raped all those brides on their wedding nights because of internalized homophobia. Only by getting oiled up and wrestling with Enkidu was he able to come to terms with his sexuality.

And Enkidu only ascended from wild beast to civilized man after he had sex with a woman, Shamhat. Shamhat meant so much in the story of his life that he blamed her, and then blessed her, on his deathbed. But ... it didn't count, I guess? Because hot dudes be fuckin'.

Bob has never read The Epic of Gilgamesh, so he has no right to talk about it.

Doesn't matter. Bob is an expert in all things Bob deems to be worthy of His notice.

 

[Positron]

I'm with you, but this is nothing new. The New Sodomites have claimed Gilgamesh and Enkidu for a long time now, presumably partly to make their lifestyle more mainstream ("See! It's in the oldest surviving story ever written!") and partly because our culture has become so degenerate that male friendship can't exist without homoerotic implications (see also: what these animals have done to Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings).

For the educated stupid:
Man + man = true love.
Woman + woman = true love.
Man + woman = exploitation, oppression, and objectivization.

And the clincher is: to them neither "man" nor "woman" has an objective definition!


The fact that all the people in the video have MacBooks should discourage you from watching it, so I describe it for you: carelessman knockes over the coffee of a woman, spilling liquid in her MacBook. Woman won't accept apology, chimps out -- and use her Brie-Larsonesque superpower to telepathically pin careless man on the wall. That wasn't the end: woman goes Poltergeist and causes everything in the cafe to fly. She also screams like a banshee.

Somehow that makes Bobby feels "American".

 

[Big Boz]

For the educated stupid:
Man + man = true love.
Woman + woman = true love.
Man + woman = exploitation, oppression, and objectivization.

And the clincher is: to them neither "man" nor "woman" has an objective definition!

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The fact that all the people in the video have MacBooks should discourage you from watching it, so I describe it for you: carelessman knockes over the coffee of a woman, spilling liquid in her MacBook. Woman won't accept apology, chimps out -- and use her Brie-Larsonesque superpower to telepathically pin careless man on the wall. That wasn't the end: woman goes Poltergeist and causes everything in the cafe to fly. She also screams like a banshee.

Somehow that makes Bobby feels "American".

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For some reason, I feel a strange sort of comfort in knowing that no matter how long it has been since I've been on this thread I can always come back and know I'll be greeted by Bob saying some of the most retarded things man can say.

It's like a law of nature, or something.

 

[R.E.O. Spedwagon]

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[Box Tie]

For the educated stupid:
Man + man = true love.
Woman + woman = true love.
Man + woman = exploitation, oppression, and objectivization.

And the clincher is: to them neither "man" nor "woman" has an objective definition!

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The fact that all the people in the video have MacBooks should discourage you from watching it, so I describe it for you: carelessman knockes over the coffee of a woman, spilling liquid in her MacBook. Woman won't accept apology, chimps out -- and use her Brie-Larsonesque superpower to telepathically pin careless man on the wall. That wasn't the end: woman goes Poltergeist and causes everything in the cafe to fly. She also screams like a banshee.

Somehow that makes Bobby feels "American".

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Underscoring once more that opening the second account was likely something he was pressured into but doesn't feel like adhering to. After all, does the Escapist really expect him to thirstpost on the account nobody follows, the "girls" might miss that he's THE MOVIEBOB.

 

[dzonatan]

I genuinely don’t understand how any of his feminist Twitter pals can stomach the shit he says about women. Obviously I’m not a feminist but it’s alarmingly violent and nasty even to me. My only guess is they muted his hideous ass years ago.

No bad method, only bad target.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Underscoring once more that opening the second account was likely something he was pressured into but doesn't feel like adhering to. After all, does the Escapist really expect him to thirstpost on the account nobody follows, the "girls" might miss that he's THE MOVIEBOB.

The blue checkmark is an instant panty dropper*.

*In Bob's mind

 

[BeboRefugee]

Enkidu and Gilgamesh being gay is such a fundamental misreading of the text that I'm nearly relieved Bob didn't actually read the story, because if he did then making that jump is really worrying.

The implication of their relationship is strong men need to be in touch with their more bestial, assertive urges. This was construed to be a positive, as Sumerians in a way resented their own achievements making life easier for themselves, which in turn encouraged more meek, servile citizens. When you're one of the only civilisations in the entire world, and big burly barbarians are over the hill, you need to craft a warrior culture and force people to be tough. If you don't, you'll get complacent and the aforementioned barbs will kill you and take your stuff.
My reading of Gilgamesh is how this man retains positive aspects of both the wild and the civilised worlds. The gods fundamentally misread him when creating Enkidu and thought this manbeast would be able to dominate the weak city-dweller, and instead they became fast friends for enjoying adventure and danger that so many others run away from.

You could read it as gay, but it doesn't add, well, anything to the story, and its like the gay undertones in Lord of the Rings-- yes, Sam and Frodo could be gay, but our society is broken in the sense that, unless two characters are family, then if they display emotion and care for one another there must be a lust compenent. As somebody who's made his whole identity about consuming pop culture, Bob jumps to this conclusion without hesitation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Am I the only one who’s so repulsed by Bob lately that looking at his Twitter feed is something to be avoided? Pretty grim when you’re such a horror show that even farmers can’t bear to be exposed to your output.

 

[BR55]

Am I the only one who’s so repulsed by Bob lately that looking at his Twitter feed is something to be avoided? Pretty grim when you’re such a horror show that even farmers can’t bear to be exposed to your output.

Bro I made the decision to mostly bail from this thread a couple months ago.
I'm only gonna come back for the November 3rd freakout.
Too much Bob kills your soul you see.

 

[Fictional Character]

Enkidu and Gilgamesh being gay is such a fundamental misreading of the text that I'm nearly relieved Bob didn't actually read the story, because if he did then making that jump is really worrying.

The implication of their relationship is strong men need to be in touch with their more bestial, assertive urges. This was construed to be a positive, as Sumerians in a way resented their own achievements making life easier for themselves, which in turn encouraged more meek, servile citizens. When you're one of the only civilisations in the entire world, and big burly barbarians are over the hill, you need to craft a warrior culture and force people to be tough. If you don't, you'll get complacent and the aforementioned barbs will kill you and take your stuff.
My reading of Gilgamesh is how this man retains positive aspects of both the wild and the civilised worlds. The gods fundamentally misread him when creating Enkidu and thought this manbeast would be able to dominate the weak city-dweller, and instead they became fast friends for enjoying adventure and danger that so many others run away from.

You could read it as gay, but it doesn't add, well, anything to the story, and its like the gay undertones in Lord of the Rings-- yes, Sam and Frodo could be gay, but our society is broken in the sense that, unless two characters are family, then if they display emotion and care for one another there must be a lust compenent. As somebody who's made his whole identity about consuming pop culture, Bob jumps to this conclusion without hesitation.

Yes, but you can't expect Bob to familiarize himself with a culture before deciding he's an authority on the cultural works it produced. This also includes American culture and its cultural production.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bro I made the decision to mostly bail from this thread a couple months ago.
I'm only gonna come back for the November 3rd freakout.
Too much Bob kills your soul you see.

Yeah. If only there was a way to be alerted when he shows his ass in a funny way rather than an “Oh, Bob wants to oven more people” way. His existence is so depressing to me.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chris traces his ancestry:
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Is it self awareness? Bobby admits that his wishing the Ten Plagues on Trump-voters ultimately doesn't matter, because he is just a sedatory Twitter nerd:
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But I suspect he is rolling over just to please the BIPOC girls.

Nigger resists arrest, gets a well-deserved beating by cops. Therefore cops obsolete:
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Men suffer from Capitalism too, but they deserve it!
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And can you imagine how much Bobby has suffered? No more Uber, for Chrissake! A non-Capitalist society would have kept Uber and AMC running!
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Everything reminds Bobby of his Lost Summer:
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Not only Bobby denies being a furry, he has difficulty understanding furries.
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On the contrary, he is well-versed in lesbianism:
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I seriously doubt the Epic of Gilgamesh is about gay love. And if the story between Achilles and Patroclus has homoerotic elements, it is subsidiary to their camaraderie.

Who'd have guessed a bunch of video game nerds stamping their feet many, many years ago still leaves an aftershock today?
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Bobby won't get shitty things because more people will vote Trump.

"Chipman Tavern"
Holy hell, that explains SO MUCH. Intergenerational alcoholism stemming from root ancestor running a fucking TAVERN. Probably so dude could drink cheap while selling marked - up, watered down booze.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Chipman Tavern"
Holy hell, that explains SO MUCH. Intergenerational alcoholism stemming from root ancestor running a fucking TAVERN. Probably so dude could drink cheap while selling marked - up, watered down booze.

I find it hard to believe there was a decent entrepreneur in Bob’s family wreath.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob: “Coastal cities that matter thrive on art.”
NY Governor Andrew Cumo: Theaters are non-essential.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2020/08/new-york-governor-andrew-cuomo-1203015136/amp/

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I find it hard to believe there was a decent entrepreneur in Bob’s family wreath.

From this page: "Thanks to his courage and will to live, millions of Howland's descendants are alive today - among them notable figures including former US Presidents George Bush and George W Bush, and the Baldwin brothers, Alec, Stephen, Billy and Danny." Bob probably knows this and is continuously confused and enraged by his failure to succeed on the same level. "W didn't do well in school either, and they made him President! And I know I'm better than him, because I have the officially correct beliefs! Obviously I am being robbed by those damn Obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls again!"

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bro I made the decision to mostly bail from this thread a couple months ago.
I'm only gonna come back for the November 3rd freakout.
Too much Bob kills your soul you see.

To say how repetitive Bob is because of his stupidity. The man cannot learn from his mistakes thanks to that and his massive ego.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just took a quick glance at Bob’s “personal” account and noped on out of there. But check it out if you hate yourself. He’s playing internet tough guy again (archive).



This was a few tweets after he claimed to give a shit about kindness.


(archive)

 

[Mola Ram]

Just took a quick glance at Bob’s “personal” account and noped on out of there. But check it out if you hate yourself. He’s playing internet tough guy again (archive).

I'm picturing Bob drunk off his ass and getting into a fistfight with his own reflection in the bathroom mirror, sort of like an angry budgie.