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He’s just so intensely unpleasant. It makes total sense that the only people who will ever “hang out” with him will only do so online. But even his online persona is utterly insufferable.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Here's the geni.com info on John "The Eldest" Chipman, Bob's ancestor:
"LIVELIHOOD: John was a carpenter and deputy.{D5} Also, “John Chipman was for successive years a selectman, then in Plymouth Colony invested with the authority of a magistrate, and was often a deputy of the court; and he with three assistants was designated to frequent the early Quaker meetings and ‘endeavor to reduce them from the errors of their wayes’.”
So even in Pilgrim times, the Chipmans were busybodies.
"LIVELIHOOD: John was a carpenter and deputy.{D5} Also, “John Chipman was for successive years a selectman, then in Plymouth Colony invested with the authority of a magistrate, and was often a deputy of the court; and he with three assistants was designated to frequent the early Quaker meetings and ‘endeavor to reduce them from the errors of their wayes’.”
So even in Pilgrim times, the Chipmans were busybodies.
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But isn’t he jerking off during the DNC convention right now?
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Looking at @John Andrews Stan Movie Bob’s avatar, I almost thought that that was Anthony Fantano making a derpy looking face.
It’s usually the ones with the big looking glasses and slightly huge overbites that obsess over politics for some reason. By the way, is MovieBob vegan?
It’s usually the ones with the big looking glasses and slightly huge overbites that obsess over politics for some reason. By the way, is MovieBob vegan?
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Bob is so not a vegan he dips meat in acidic liquids until it dissolves in a putrid stew, rather like how a fly eats.
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At least during pilgrim times the Chipmans bothered to learn a useful trade. Imagine how John would regard his rotund virgin descendant and how he spends his waking hours. (Note, per below photo, that Bob has had an overhanging gut since he was pre-pubescent.) It’s not exactly pilgrim’s pride I’d expect him to react with.
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Some nutter wants to "reboot" Harry Potter so as to "remove the author of the original property". This is the way to immortalize Harry Potter the character, just like as they did to capeshit heroes. See how they are turned into mouthpieces for the "woke-imperialism" of the underclass?
Even Bobby is irritated by the guy's gobbledygook. But Ellie Troon supplies an even hotter take: divesting Rowling from her intellectual property is "imperialism".
It's amusing to see these mental children grapple with big words.
The evils of eating meat and watching MCU. Why not both?
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Biden and Harris are the last chance you boomer voters redeem yourselves in the eyes of the Right Side of History:
He thinks AOC has a chance in 10 years:
AOC's battle song will be WAP by Cardi B.
Random insult to a woman who points out the deficiency of his god-savior Democrats.
Cow crossover with Banana Wu:
I dunno? I'd imagine any pop-culture cult, The Beyoncé cult for example, is more popular than the Amish?
The Left Twitter admit they are not "working class", and Bobby thinks it is a good thing:
Bobby is still sore that the kool kids on the left unanimously reject him:
Then try being less Bob Chipman.
Even Bobby is irritated by the guy's gobbledygook. But Ellie Troon supplies an even hotter take: divesting Rowling from her intellectual property is "imperialism".
It's amusing to see these mental children grapple with big words.
The evils of eating meat and watching MCU. Why not both?
+ + + +
Biden and Harris are the last chance you boomer voters redeem yourselves in the eyes of the Right Side of History:
He thinks AOC has a chance in 10 years:
AOC's battle song will be WAP by Cardi B.
Random insult to a woman who points out the deficiency of his god-savior Democrats.
Cow crossover with Banana Wu:
I dunno? I'd imagine any pop-culture cult, The Beyoncé cult for example, is more popular than the Amish?
The Left Twitter admit they are not "working class", and Bobby thinks it is a good thing:
Bobby is still sore that the kool kids on the left unanimously reject him:
Then try being less Bob Chipman.
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@Positron is doing Flying Spaghetti Monster’s work here. I have a feeling I’m only going to be looking at Bob’s feed through splayed hands (i.e. this thread) between now and whenever the last vote has been counted. It’s all well and good to say cows are to be laughed at, nothing more, but it’s hard to observe what passes for Bob’s life and not get super depressed. We know how this movie ends, and it’s not with a wife, kids, good health and superterranean housing.
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It's with a brain in a robot body on the moon, sustained by moon wheat and small portions of mcdonalds enjoyed at the visitor plaza of the nearest mayo ghoul concentration camp.
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I feel ya on that, bruv. As much as Bob should be laughed at by his supernova takes and terrible interactions with people, i can't help but feel it for this guy. Can you imagine the crippling depression he's into after having accepted the fact that nothing he expected to achieve will come to fruition or that he has not a single aquaintance outside of his inmediate family? I know that it's all his fault but i can't help to feel a modicum of pity for him.
I wonder what's Bob reasoning on to why it's "A good thing". Are the new revolutionaries "more educated"? "More capable"? "More tolerant"? If the last years have taught us anything is that city dwellers are anything but those.
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LMAO Chris is a tarotfag. THIS is the super-rational engineer we’re supposed to go to with all our science-related questions? 
He signal-boosted her twice in one day lol. Wonder if Bob went to get his tarot cards read.
He signal-boosted her twice in one day lol. Wonder if Bob went to get his tarot cards read.
THINKERS VS BELIEVERS EVERYONE!!! Its unreal how retarded the entire Chipman clan have revealed themselves to be.LMAO Chris is a tarotfag. THIS is the super-rational engineer we’re supposed to go to with all our science-related questions?
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He signal-boosted her twice in one day lol. Wonder if Bob went to get his tarot cards read.
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It really is. And they put it on public social media feeds and then claim they’re being “stalked” because people are pointing and laughing at information THEY just had to tell the world. We also should not know Chris’s daughter’s autism diagnosis, for example. I’ve rarely seen a family so lacking in common sense and boundaries.
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Now, now. Tarot card readers are pretty much like psychologists, only instead of using Rorshach blobs, they use cards with pictures on them. If Chris Chipman is so impressed with a tarot master's "on spot reading", it can only mean that he's as easy to read as a child's picturebook.
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Bob REALLY likes lesbians guise! He's, like, totes into them you don't even know.
Craft era Robin Tuney
They both got a face and hair, FUGGIN TWINS!
"LESBIAN" COW CROSSOVER!!1
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The vid is 19 seconds of Naomidancing awkwardly shifting from side to side to Y.M.C.A. and that's it. The battle is truly lost.
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A troon with a drug problem who's easily offended? Say it ain't so! I have no idea what he originally said and can't find any hint in the cache.
SPEAKING OF CACHE!
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His Germany should invade fucking Poland tweet showed up on Google so I got it archived. Airhorns and woots all around.
Here's some examples I found after a quick search.
Craft era Robin Tuney
They both got a face and hair, FUGGIN TWINS!
MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "If this is how the CCP does "Psycho…
archived 18 Aug 2020 12:28:52 UTC
The vid is 19 seconds of Naomi
It seems Bob's only weakness is a troon with hurt feelings.
MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "This is fair, and I apologize for a…
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A troon with a drug problem who's easily offended? Say it ain't so! I have no idea what he originally said and can't find any hint in the cache.
SPEAKING OF CACHE!
MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "So has enough time passed at this p…
archived 13 Jul 2020 16:32:52 UTC
Bob has gone on the record as saying Astrology is more legit than "most" religions because it has "MATH and observable phenomena involved, after all." so I don't believe that he would have a problem with this. I'm pretty sure he retweeted Sady Doyle when she tweeted out a story about seeing a distressed woman in an airport and giving her a reading about her future and telling her to leave her man.LMAO Chris is a tarotfag. THIS is the super-rational engineer we’re supposed to go to with all our science-related questions?
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He signal-boosted her twice in one day lol. Wonder if Bob went to get his tarot cards read.
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Here's some examples I found after a quick search.
In a vain attempt to get everyone off his nuts due to his desire for Germany to invade fucking Poland, Bob has turned to astrology because it's got MATH!
Robert "Fuck your God" Chipman sits in his sub-apartment, stroking his Peach amiibo, reading the true Bible, a Sudoku book from the gas station because it has MATH, singing Judith to himself while waiting for the funny looking but cuteish girl to respond back to him.As I was putting this together this Noah person nuked their account. The account was made just this month, had zero following/followers, and only had one tweet that they sent out that said "new account". I say all this because they were responding to someone initially about how astrology is fake and will only appear once, at the bottom.
This is what Noah was responding to.
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Interesting fact, Bob follows this thot on both accounts for some reason.
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She was so offended that she clapped back like she claps them thighs. I have no idea what she's replying too, most likely the one Bob responded to.
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LA DIFÍCIL on Twitter: "Your entire profile was created literally tod…
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Bava Lamp #BlackLivesMatter on Twitter: "@Noah81571119 @sick__66 2 en…
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And someone called him out on this exceptionalism to which Bob defended himself by explaining the joke, something he said wasn't worth his time just yesterday
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I'm convinced the only reason Bob didn't brush this guy off or openly "mock" him is because owen has pronouns in his bio, is from BAHSTAIN, has a youtube channel, and green screen compositing that rivals that of the Lord of Lynn.
Sadly...for all of Bob's troubles, the "vampire specialist" never responded.
tfw you realize that you referenced the great leap forward as something positive and told the entire midwest to fuck off and die and are fat
So yeah, Bob is a true thinker because a woman spreading her huju all over him is ok because it's based in MATHS AND PROBABILITY! Bob has slain God with FACTS AND LOGIC AND PLAYING CARDS!
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I don't read Bob twitter apart from what is in this thread. That I am also blocked by him can have something to do with it ( I think I called hima fat faggot or something like that)
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Has Stephen Colbert been influenced by Bob? Because it sure looks like it.
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How many 400 lb vegans do you know?
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He is not. There were some posts a few pages ago where he showed off things like wine-marinated beef in a misguided attempt to show off how sophisticated he was. I get that a vegan might still cook meat or eggs for a dinner party but so far as anyone can tell Bob doesn't have friends or family and it's hard to imagine him putting his personal beliefs aside for anybody else.
You joke but it's totally possible - most junk food and some relatively healthy vegan foods (avocados, peanut butter) can still be calorically dense. In my opinion the real reason people think there's no such thing as a fat vegan is because they forget that most Western vegans are health nuts and probably understand calorie counting well enough that they could stay skinny with meat + dairy added back into their diet.
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The meltdown if Trump wins will be great, but imagine if Biden + Harris win and Trump goes quietly - he'll have to spend the next four-plus years spinning all their ineptitude and mediocrity as either secretly progressive or still Orange Man's fault. TDS is fun but variety's the spice of life.
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