Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Pokemonquistador2 said:
I could imagine Bob living in a castle and feared by the locals, but in a "Rats in the Walls" kind of way. I imagine him capturing Mayonnaise Ghouls and Trump supporters, and frying them in Mountain Dew for his unholy feasts.
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Malagor the dank omen said:
Holy crap, that would definetly be much like Bob's deal. After all, for what we've seen people are only a resource for him so when someone isn't needed he would either off them or put them on ice.

Plus, i doubt there would be decent nutritional material in Bob's body for him to become Imperial Rations. The further i try to come up for a usefulness for Bob in the grim dark future of the 41st millenia, the closest thing that he would be meagerly good at is a Chaos Cultist. And it's the ones that run against heavily entrenched gun positions screaming about the glory of the Chaos Gods. That or a Digga.
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He'd also be able to feed a good sized hive-fleet
 
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He knows what he's doing.
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More "rational" for what qualifies as a human
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The tweet Hbomb was replying to is gone so I don't know what he was replying to. Like almost all of these, it's quite telling how Bob changes gears without using a clutch to "people who disagree with me calling my political opponents non human filth are intellectually and MORALLY inferior to me"
Positron said:
Welcome the New Bob. Same as the Old Bob except for improved efficiency chowing down McDonald Sandwiches:
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You're missing the bigger story here.
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As you can see, this all started because one Bob's purse troons dared to backhandedly defend breadtube.

And what did Casey get for his troubles?
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Ran with his dick tucked between his legs.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
The tweet Hbomb was replying to is gone so I don't know what he was replying to. Like almost all of these, it's quite telling how Bob changes gears without using a clutch to "people who disagree with me calling my political opponents non human filth are intellectually and MORALLY inferior to me"
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Here's the tweet. Reddit's favourite cartoonist did wrong think and said that you can be friend's with people who don't share the same political affiliations and that echo chambers are bad. Naturally, Twitter and BreadTube had to cancel him.
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Here's the tweet. Reddit's favourite cartoonist did wrong think and said that you can be friend's with people who don't share the same political affiliations and that echo chambers are bad. Naturally, Twitter and BreadTube had to cancel him.
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If Marx or Stalin was alive and learned this is the remainder of people who support their ideology. They would figure out time travel, go straight to hyper capitalism and the only genocide would be on the пидор

I know Bob gets shit on nonstop by breadtube, but I'm shocked he's not dogpiled on more from them.
 
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Adamska said:
Took a bit, but I figured it out; The Hunted. It's actually better than that; this society forcibly augmented people to serve in their wars and then locked them up to store until later, refusing to even remotely try to fix them of their quickness to violence.

Picard legit leaves the leader of the planet to get lynched by the veterans, snidely remarking how "it's clearly an internal matter", since he is horrified at the lack of care to this portion of the population. He comments that he already has his report needed, and in his captain's log makes light of how "if the government is still intact" they might try to join later, when they actually address how they handle their war veterans.

Billy-bob's only use is as a source of corpse starch. A servitor, like all machines, are bio-organic mostly, since any true AI via machines are banned due to a massive robot revolt that combined with a massive inability to travel around the galaxy meant that humans went through a massive collapse until Big E took charge.

A smooth-brain like Billy-Bob lacks the synapses to be even remotely worth augmenting, and that's before you get into his lard butt body.
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Reminds me of Timothy Zahn's "Cobra" series, especially the first of the original Cobra trilogy. It also involves people being augmented into supersoldiers and, after their return, running into problems with the veterans being unable to turn off their combat reflexes and being a danger in civilian life. They then get ferried off to a new colony as a sort of special police and protection force.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He knows what he's doing.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1296287422553219072 https://archive.vn/ORx6f
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More "rational" for what qualifies as a human
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1296413714908930049 https://archive.vn/GiPlD
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I shit you not, when i finished reading the first one i could hear in my head "Pepperidge farm remembers".

As for the second one, someone should tell Bob that imaginary friends don't count towards that.
Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Here's the tweet. Reddit's favourite cartoonist did wrong think and said that you can be friend's with people who don't share the same political affiliations and that echo chambers are bad. Naturally, Twitter and BreadTube had to cancel him.
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Holy shit, i knew people would go bonkers when someone mildly popular says "Friends can disagree with you", but that level of reach in the comments is astounding. Can people in Twitter even stop thinking in extremes and think that maybe, just maybe, someone that disagrees with them is someone that thinks you should take better care of your industry and workers rather than outsource all your production to a 3rd world hellhole? Because every single reply was "Mee no friends with natzees, you dum dum".
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He knows what he's doing.
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More "rational" for what qualifies as a human
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The tweet Hbomb was replying to is gone so I don't know what he was replying to. Like almost all of these, it's quite telling how Bob changes gears without using a clutch to "people who disagree with me calling my political opponents non human filth are intellectually and MORALLY inferior to me"
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"I have lot's [sic] of friends"
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I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He knows what he's doing.
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More "rational" for what qualifies as a human
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The tweet Hbomb was replying to is gone so I don't know what he was replying to. Like almost all of these, it's quite telling how Bob changes gears without using a clutch to "people who disagree with me calling my political opponents non human filth are intellectually and MORALLY inferior to me"

You're missing the bigger story here.
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As you can see, this all started because one Bob's purse troons dared to backhandedly defend breadtube.

And what did Casey get for his troubles?
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Ran with his dick tucked between his legs.
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Shen triggered a lot of lolcow and potential lolcows with his tweet.
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Chan the Wizard said:
Shen triggered a lot of lolcow and potential lolcows with his tweet.
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I've been seeing sentiments like this cropping up in the weirdest places. I think people are just getting exhausted with the bullshit.
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>TFW a guy who sucks dick for a living has more common sense than a major political party
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
I've been seeing sentiments like this cropping up in the weirdest places. I think people are just getting exhausted with the bullshit.
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>TFW a guy who sucks dick for a living has more common sense than a major political party
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Perhaps that, while people like Bob thrive on major disagreements between political spectrums to the point of no longer being friends despite the years or cutting out family, some people are normal and feel hurt about it, and it's clear that the left (and possibly some of the right who're always overshadowed) wants to continue that to "win" this culture war they are in a primitive tribal sense. It certainly doesn't help that major or esteemed political figures push for it when the world is going to shit and the last thing a person needs is being cut off by opposing politics.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I thought Shen was the "bike cuck comic" guy? Wait, you mean that Mallorie person? So Bike Cuck Comic is a better person than New Guy Comic?
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Well, that one comic is about how a person will feel after stealing his bike when most of Mallorie's comics are just about how she (as her self-insert) is a pretentious bitch and is expected to be the hero of her own story.

The "bike cuck comic" meme was pretty funny for a while though.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I thought Shen was the "bike cuck comic" guy? Wait, you mean that Mallorie person? So Bike Cuck Comic is a better person than New Guy Comic?
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Bike cuck guy is a spineless weasel with negative self-respect, and will rationalize all misfortune that happens to him as somehow being his fault. His "friendgroup" constantly bullies him as a result, as evidenced by the reaction to a tweet saying "political disagreements shouldn't merit ending friendships".
New Guy artist is a narcissistic asshat who presented a person feeling sympathy for someone else getting robbed as being a dopey idiot, and presented themselves as the virtuous hero for taking perverse glee in it. Bike cuck guy is leagues better, if only because his mental issues are pathetically directed inward instead of against others.

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5:32

I was just going back over his early videos and even then he was blaming the Playstation for allowing the dang, dirty jocks into the world of vidya.
Dudebros of the era were obviously playing Tecmo Bowl, Castlevania and Punch Out as one in four American homes had a Nintendo in the late 80's. Why the fuck does he pretend it was a secret club that only a select few got into instead of a massive cultural phenomena? Was 80's WWF wrestling with Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant a secret thing that only a select few nerds knew about as well?
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It's because sports games took off during the PS1 and the kids who bullied him in middle school started playing vidya in high school on it. I can't remember where he let that particular bit slip but it's one of the most revealing things Bob's ever said. He hates "hardcore" gaming, FPS games, and Sony products because they embody the era where he wasn't the cool outsider for playing video games anymore, and, even worse, his precious Mario still wasn't popular as playing video games became more mainstream.
 
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Absolutego said:
It's because sports games took off during the PS1 and the kids who bullied him in middle school started playing vidya in high school on it. I can't remember where he let that particular bit slip but it's one of the most revealing things Bob's ever said. He hates "hardcore" gaming, FPS games, and Sony products because they embody the era where he wasn't the cool outsider for playing video games anymore, and, even worse, his precious Mario still wasn't popular as playing video games became more mainstream.
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Yeah how dare an industry trying to evolve for the better overtime.
 
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