Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

To be fair, Robert's childhood didn't sound particularly happy after a certain age based on his book, but that's because he was an angry sped who threw tantrums in class that caused him to get sent to the counselor and saw himself as some kind of badass anti-establishment figure for refusing to listen to or cooperate with said counselor, not because his parents were abusive. He didn't mention getting bullied in his book either. It sounded more like everyone just stopped wanting to be friends with him after a certain age. He also claimed he got over it and started partying and having sex when he got older, but...


I wouldn't be surprised if he's playing up the whole "I was bullied!" angle now as a sympathy ploy because the types of people in his small fanbase, plus the idpol people he wants to get in with are generally pretty sympathetic to that. Maybe someone who looked like Sandmann poured water down his shirt at one point or called him a faggot, but I highly doubt anyone was kicking Robert black and blue or shoving his head in the toilet and giving him swirlies on the daily.

Yeah, I also doubt he suffered any physical bullying as if he was a main character in a Stephen King book. And if he did, he sure as hell didn't put on his book, or in any of his videos where he mentions being bullied.

The whole bully thing with Robert was always weird. He was always pretty vague with what has really happened to him, and I can see why someone wouldn't want to go into details with this, nobody likes to dig back into old bad memories.

However, the few times Robert went over his bullying, it was most about not being able to fit in with others, and while he never said it out loud, he left the impression that he thinks he was too smart for the other kids, and the only reason why he never said it is because he knows this attitude is both cliche and beyond lame.

Then, whenever it fits Roberts' bouts of rage, he always brings his bullying past to justify any hatred he has, or how he identifies with the ones suffering in the margins. But at the same time, it only takes someone to point out that Robert is projecting or being stuck in the past, and Robert dismisses his his "tragic" past with a "I've got over it a long time ago, friendo".

And yet, it only takes a single look at Sandmann's smirking face to trigger Robert into a thousand yard stare flashback.

In the end there isn't any point to Robert bullying past besides him wanting to hold on into his bitterness, because he doesn't have much else on his life.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It's amazing that everytime I read the Moviebob thread, I get more heated then reading the riot threads.

I mean, don't get me wrong, his arrogance and ignorance is funny - But holy shit, never before have I ever wanted someone just to get stomped out by a bunch of people out in public. I mean, I have to hand it to Bob. His un-intended trolling skills are almost God level.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's amazing that everytime I read the Moviebob thread, I get more heated then reading the riot threads.

I mean, don't get me wrong, his arrogance and ignorance is funny - But holy shit, never before have I ever wanted someone just to get stomped out by a bunch of people out in public. I mean, I have to hand it to Bob. His un-intended trolling skills are almost God level.

I find this thread easier to take than looking at his Twitter account, though. He is a legitimately terrible person who thinks he’s a fucking brilliant, compassionate, witty raconteur and expert in all things. However much he got bullied in school, it wasn’t nearly enough.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I find this thread easier to take than looking at his Twitter account, though. He is a legitimately terrible person who thinks he’s a fucking brilliant, compassionate, witty raconteur and expert in all things. However much he got bullied in school, it wasn’t nearly enough.

I think if he got bullied more in school, he'd probably pull a Columbine, though he could likely end up like Couchcuck instead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think if he got bullied more in school, he'd probably pull a Columbine, though he could likely end up like Couchcuck instead.

Even Couchcuck wasn’t quite as pathetic as Bob. But it’s a fun scenario to imagine.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob never had his head shoved down the toilet. At most he was the awkward kid nobody wanted to talk to, but since Bob can't distinguish between real life and TV world, he associated himself with the bullied nerds and convinced himself that all that movie-bullying actually happened to him.

Is it just me or is Bob's hate-boner against populism sounding more and more like a complete rejection of democracy? He makes it rather clear that he thinks pandering to people is bad, that wanting to be elected by (certain) people is bad, and that most people shouldn't have a real voice anyway. He wants the world to be led by an elite of post-national progressive corporations, represented by PoCs and WoCs with no votes or elections, because dumb people aren't allowed to vote, and smart people would vote correctly anyway. He's like that cyberpunk meme of missing the point. He looks at classic cyberpunk and multinational corps controlling everything, and thinks "Wouldn't this be the greatest superior future if those corporations were just super woke?".
MovieBob is really turning into FascoBob.

 

[Peep Plops]

The complete lack of self-awareness coupled with sociopathic revenge fantasies sure do paint a flattering picture of Chef Bobyardee. How can this lardo be so blinkered as to not be able to see how he comes across? The pervasive aura of smugness and coomerish behavior are not helping matters much, either.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob may or may not have been bullied as a child personally I suspect it was social ostrasization and teasing rather than violence , what's more instructive is that Bob is still hammering on about it in his late 30's. I was bullied in school and I can barely recall the events. The closest I get to angry about it was cold amusement when I found out the worst of them had a nervous breakdown and truth be told I barely even remember the individuals now The idea of projecting those memories onto politics is borderline psychotic.
Then again I had a rich and vibrant social life in the college and university where my world view bloomed so maybe that's were my path seperates from Bobs.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob may or may not have been bullied as a child personally I suspect it was social ostrasization and teasing rather than violence , what's more instructive is that Bob is still hammering on about it in his late 30's. I was bullied in school and I can barely recall the events. The closest I get to angry about it was cold amusement when I found out the worst of them had a nervous breakdown and truth be told I barely even remember the individuals now The idea of projecting those memories onto politics is borderline psychotic.
Then again I had a rich and vibrant social life in the college and universgity where my world view bloomed so maybe that's were my path seperates from Bobs.

Maybe. After all, you gotta remember that Bob's social life is limited to his family and people that grill him on the internet for his lack of wits and fervient hatred.
tbh i also got bullied in highschool and during college i was an outcast, but even with that i don't dwell on the past since it's behind me. The fact that Bob mulls over this like 20 years after the fact that it happened and he doesn't let go, it's probably because he is still clinging to the idea of the "bullied nerd" from movies and he doesn't want to abandon that small and old (alleged) part of himself because he either believes that it makes him more valid (the nerds are usually the underdogs that people like) or because he clings to the idea that something good will eventually happen to him because of it. God knows.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The complete lack of self-awareness coupled with sociopathic revenge fantasies sure do paint a flattering picture of Chef Bobyardee. How can this lardo be so blinkered as to not be able to see how he comes across? The pervasive aura of smugness and coomerish behavior are not helping matters much, either.

Spoiler

Autism, of course. Autists often can't put themselves in others' shoes in the manner of determining how they come across to others. The Undiagnosed often never figure it out on their own.

 

[Meriasek]

Maybe. After all, you gotta remember that Bob's social life is limited to his family and people that grill him on the internet for his lack of wits and fervient hatred.
tbh i also got bullied in highschool and during college i was an outcast, but even with that i don't dwell on the past since it's behind me. The fact that Bob mulls over this like 20 years after the fact that it happened and he doesn't let go, it's probably because he is still clinging to the idea of the "bullied nerd" from movies and he doesn't want to abandon that small and old (alleged) part of himself because he either believes that it makes him more valid (the nerds are usually the underdogs that people like) or because he clings to the idea that something good will eventually happen to him because of it. God knows.

I think it's the latter. As I said before, Bob doesn't understand that movies are not real, not on a fundamental level. He feels most closely associated with the bullied nerds who get the girls in the (happy) end, but it's not coming and Bob is incapable of understanding why. His world is breaking with every further year of wizardry, lack of success, and lack of vindication.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Even Couchcuck wasn’t quite as pathetic as Bob. But it’s a fun scenario to imagine.

It would play out just like Couchcuck, but instead of getting shot by a security guard, it would be the couch itself that kills him as his heart gives out while he tries to move it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob never had his head shoved down the toilet. At most he was the awkward kid nobody wanted to talk to, but since Bob can't distinguish between real life and TV world, he associated himself with the bullied nerds and convinced himself that all that movie-bullying actually happened to him.

Is it just me or is Bob's hate-boner against populism sounding more and more like a complete rejection of democracy? He makes it rather clear that he thinks pandering to people is bad, that wanting to be elected by (certain) people is bad, and that most people shouldn't have a real voice anyway. He wants the world to be led by an elite of post-national progressive corporations, represented by PoCs and WoCs with no votes or elections, because dumb people aren't allowed to vote, and smart people would vote correctly anyway. He's like that cyberpunk meme of missing the point. He looks at classic cyberpunk and multinational corps controlling everything, and thinks "Wouldn't this be the greatest superior future if those corporations were just super woke?".
MovieBob is really turning into FascoBob.

Bob looks at the fallings of something and says that it is a great idea.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Is it just me or is Bob's hate-boner against populism sounding more and more like a complete rejection of democracy? He makes it rather clear that he thinks pandering to people is bad, that wanting to be elected by (certain) people is bad, and that most people shouldn't have a real voice anyway. He wants the world to be led by an elite of post-national progressive corporations, represented by PoCs and WoCs with no votes or elections, because dumb people aren't allowed to vote, and smart people would vote correctly anyway. He's like that cyberpunk meme of missing the point. He looks at classic cyberpunk and multinational corps controlling everything, and thinks "Wouldn't this be the greatest superior future if those corporations were just super woke?".
MovieBob is really turning into FascoBob.

It's not just you.

I think it's the latter. As I said before, Bob doesn't understand that movies are not real, not on a fundamental level. He feels most closely associated with the bullied nerds who get the girls in the (happy) end, but it's not coming and Bob is incapable of understanding why. His world is breaking with every further year of wizardry, lack of success, and lack of vindication.

He understands perfectly well why his happy movie ending hasn't happened. It's because of those goddamn Republicans, clearly!

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>Normal people cannot have control over their lives
As little control as the average joe can have, any sensible person tries to control as much as they can. Else they would end up drifting apart much like you do, Bob.
And also, most people know what's best for them. They might not know what it's best for society at large, but they will know better than anyone what they want. Specially when they are in the low end, where it's usually "I want to be able to give my family a good life".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s none of my fucking business if Joe Shmo doesn’t know what’s best for him, as long as he isn’t defrauding, stealing from, or assaulting me and doesn’t expect me to finance his downfall. (I still get to make fun of him on KF if I want. Sorry, Boob.)

Bob wants a world where we are all financially invested in Joe Shmo doing what “we” think he should be doing. There is no “we,” Bob. Focus on your own life instead of everyone else’s and you might not die a broke, fat virgin.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob wants a world where we are all financially invested in Joe Shmo doing what “we” think he should be doing. There is no “we,” Bob. Focus on your own life instead of everyone else’s and you might not die a broke, fat virgin.

This reminds me of his argument about how society all together had to spot people in the "wrong side of story" (AKA, Trump) and deny them success before they succeed. For being someone who thinks people lack control he sure wants to be in control of other people's lives.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This reminds me of his argument about how society all together had to spot people in the "wrong side of story" (AKA, Trump) and deny them success before they succeed. For being someone who thinks people lack control he sure wants to be in control of other people's lives.

Ironic really for someone who can't even control their weight gain.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ironic really for someone who can't even control their weight gain.

Or control their budget to the point where they’re not being hounded by creditors and forced to live in a family member’s basement. Show us how it’s done, Bob! You can do it!

Lol jk you can’t, so STFU.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

It's not just you.
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He understands perfectly well why his happy movie ending hasn't happened. It's because of those goddamn Republicans, clearly!

What kills me is good clear projection in these tweets yet he doesn't seem to even look at them and think "huh, did I show people an embarrassing amount here?"