Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jeez, I got a feeling whenever Marvel Studios gets around making the Kamala Khan movie, Bob and his ilk are going to virtue signal it like it’s the end of days.
Of course; it's an underaged child that Bob can creep with his lesbian fetish.

Is he a pedo? Prolly not. But he is a stalking low IQ creep who faps to the shitty she-ra show for lesbians so I can't be too sure anymore.
 
Exactly! Just like how she explains to Bruce Banner later in the game, saying how he would never understand her struggle. He doesn't know what it's like to be ostracized and feared for his uncontrollable super powers.
Don't forget the fact he can never fully express himself again due to his transformations being based on stress, and that his uncontrolled power is because of his horrible childhood forcing himself to effectively put on a mask to avoid further abuse.

Banner's life was fucked.
 
Biden should just give up on the obsolete states:
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Yeah because ignoring the Rust Belt states worked out so well for H Clinton. Remind me who Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin voted for again.

Anything not for Trump is de facto for Biden:
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Ashley Coffin's thread has a lot of replies. I eyeballed through them and most people agree with her observation. I cannot find a single one that concurs with Bobby, that Biden signs are mostly in the affluent areas.
I have not seen any of these supposed "Anybody Else/Fuck Drumpf" signs Bob talks about but I have seen signs for Trump, Biden and for some reason Bernie. Its not a good sign when the only people putting out signs for a certain candidate are concentrated in one type of residential zone. Back in 2016 I saw Trump and Hillary signs in well off suburbs, low-income trailer parks, and urban ghettos. If the only public display for a candidate is concentrated in one economic level its a sign that candidate has an enthusiasm problem and has trouble reaching all levels of society they need to win an election.

Bobby on conspiracy theories surrounding JFK assassination:
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But Bobby considers a woman who doesn't agitate his button mushroom a "mummy".
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Oh Bob I love it when you go full incel. It reveals just how much of a bitter angry person he is when he makes these comments toward women who don't agree with his worldview.

Somehow Bobby feels the need to correct the misconception that the Margarita is an upmarket cocktail. And don't you know you commit a whole book of social-justice faux pas if you denounce the Margarita?
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Margarita is the official cocktail for SJWs, because it is salty.
I'm going to have to agree with Bob here on Margaritas being a universal drink available across the bar. If there's one thing Bob actually knows what he talking about its cheap alcohol.
 
Jeez, I got a feeling whenever Marvel Studios gets around making the Kamala Khan movie, Bob and his ilk are going to virtue signal it like it’s the end of days.
It's more likely on Disney Plus
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As someone who grew up with Marvel, was raised by a father who grew up with it and had some of my best entertainment memories from it, it pains me to see its so intriguingly tied to the obsessions, delusions and even ideologies of people like Bob. It also saddens me that people like Bob have jobs writing for Marvel properties, because you end up with insane, nonsensical shit like Kamala saying she had a harder life than Bruce Banner when both of their lives are extremely well-documented and comparing the two there's just no way to conclude Kamala went through even an ounce of the hardship Banner did.
 
Chris is still e-begging:
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"Please only help if you can swing it". E-beggars can't be choosers Chris!

As Bobby is no doubt elated by getting a mention by Coffin Senpai, someone cuts Bobby down to size.
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Nancy Pelosi has flouted covid regulation and visited a hair salon in San Fran, but if you criticize her you are all sorts of -ist.
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Note this manchild wants a perpetual lockdown, but of course lockdown only applies to the proles. If you belong to the Elite class, like Pelosi, lockdown means nothing to you.

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Says the manchild who cares inordinately about how Trump wants his steak cooked, his home decor, and Melania's garden.

White man saying racial things against white woman is "racist". But then everything that comes out of Tucker Carlson's mouths -- including the hellos and goodnights -- are one sort of -ist or another.
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Bobby still believes in national polls:
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I cannot find the Grinnell poll about the 2016 election.

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Bob the gunslinger, the survivalist, the Mayflower descendant who fights, now thinks machismo is a brain disease.
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Protip: a condition is not a "disease" if it improves function and survival. No one considers the ability to digest lactose a "disease". And what the covid patient shows is not "machismo"; it is stubbornness.

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Capeshit:
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"I'm employed professionally..."
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Star Wars. Bobby uses convoluted phrasology to say these words "The final trilogy is made for wokeness's sake".
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Bobby discusses Time Paradox and Quantum Mechanics:
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Ha ha ha Bob you're killing me.
 
Chris is still e-begging:
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"Please only help if you can swing it". E-beggars can't be choosers Chris!
Look up "disappointment" in the the dictionary and you will find a picture of Chris next to it. He has a masters in mechanical engineering, a house, a loving wife, and two adorable children. That alone makes him a more worthwhile person than Bob, yet he insists on following in his brother's footsteps. Stop panhandling on Twitter and go be a family man!
 
Look up "disappointment" in the the dictionary and you will find a picture of Chris next to it. He has a masters in mechanical engineering, a house, a loving wife, and two adorable children. That alone makes him a more worthwhile person than Bob, yet he insists on following in his brother's footsteps. Stop panhandling on Twitter and go be a family man!
It’s not even worth it for Chris to be a fuck up like Bob.
 
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Look up "disappointment" in the the dictionary and you will find a picture of Chris next to it. He has a masters in mechanical engineering, a house, a loving wife, and two adorable children. That alone makes him a more worthwhile person than Bob, yet he insists on following in his brother's footsteps. Stop panhandling on Twitter and go be a family man!
therefore I was compelled:
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"What makes you think I'm not a real fan?"
Moments earlier:
"WHOA he punched Hitler in the face! So cool!"

Take that, comic book fans! The story here is Muslim Girl #1 Who Brings It Up All The Time really, really hates Jews' #1 enemy.
A comic where Kamala Khan shares unsolicited opinions on Israel is the only Kamala Khan comic concept I've heard that I'd actually want to read.

"I'm not saying it didn't happen, but six million? Seems a little high. Either way, free Palestine."
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What are you talking about? Of course, Kamala went through tragedy and hardship:
GIRLS CAN BE MARVEL FAGGOTS TOO! Would have been better if she just said "I am, fuck off".
Besides, Uncle Ben had it coming because of his white privilege.
I just want to take this moment to shit on robert cinemas job by saying him getting upset uncle ben didn't say "with great power comes great responsibility" in a spiderman movie was super gay. He never said it in the comics, and he hated when things deviated from the comics. Guy is also a fake movie reviewer. I had forgotten about that till now.
A comic where Kamala Khan shares unsolicited opinions on Israel is the only Kamala Khan comic concept I've heard that I'd actually want to read.

"I'm not saying it didn't happen, but six million? Seems a little high. Either way, free Palestine."
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"Even mister stark couldn't dispose of six million bodies that fast. It's just not phyiscaly possible."

Hell, they probably gave Hitler mutant fire powers in marvel just to account for that.
 
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