Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bobby's woke cred continues to decline:
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I genuinely don't understand ANYTHING about this exchange.

How is it xenophobic to say that Russian is a hard language to learn? How is it Jewish resentment to vote for Biden? How is it homophobic to call an exchange on Twitter stupid?

It's like fucking vortex of leftwing lunacy with everyone cancelling eachother and accusing everyone else of various isms for no reason.
 
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I genuinely don't understand ANYTHING about this exchange.

How is it xenophobic to say that Russian is a hard language to learn? How is it Jewish resentment to vote for Biden? How is it homophobic to call an exchange on Twitter stupid?

It's like fucking vortex of leftwing lunacy woth everyone cancelling eachother and accusing everyone else of various isms for no reason.
The "Russian language" tweet is some Russiagate sperg implying that, if you don't vote for Biden, the USA will be a Russian puppet state and we'll all be forced to learn the language. Hence the tweet about it being xenophobia, because it's just using Russia as a scary foreign specter to get people to vote Biden.
The Jewish resentment line is because commie antisemites tend to be tankies assuming all American Jews are descendants of the Russian bourgeois fleeing the Revolution. The idea that Russiagate happened in part because Jews controlling the party still resent Russians for rising up is rampant in far left twitter.
 
I like how even a "brief" selection of Bobby's tweets still manages to give half a dozen tweetscreeds. If brevity is the soul of wit, then we can clearly see why Bob's not funny.
Much has been made of Bob's black-and-white worldview ("if you do what (I think) is right, you get rewarded; if you do what (I think) is wrong, you deserve every punishment known to man"), but it's nice of him to lay it out so neatly. King Obama stopped us from having Republican presidents for eight years, ergo Bob feels he deserves a multimillion-dollar mansion. I mean, let's set aside the obvious that Obama really didn't have to do much (the standard two-term party switch, McCain bailing on his campaign at the start of the recession, Romney being an absolute garbage candidate, the media and Hollywood working full-time to gaslight the public on how shit of a person he was), apparently that's all it takes in Bob's eyes to live a life of luxury forever.

I also like how he throws bin Laden's death in there like Obama had anything at all to do with it, ignoring the multitude of ways he made the Middle East less safe. If we're gonna give Obama credit for bin Laden happening under his watch, then we should do the same for ISIS and the garbage nuclear deal with Iran, not to mention the pallets of cash he dropped off to a hostile regime.

But it doesn't matter, because Obama is good and perfect and deserves everything good. Orange Man bad so he deserves to be drawn and quartered. Bob is also a good and perfect person, yet he doesn't understand why he doesn't have his mansion and robot waifu. But he rationalizes it as not being his fault, but everyone else's. Thus, 24/7 rage tweets, since Bobby can't do anything else.
 
How come Obama isn't hosting hundreds of refugees in his palatial mansions, eh Bob? You can bet Bob rails on Trump plenty of times for his lavish lifestyle. But then again, Trump isn't spending his presidency importing boatloads of poor people who require extensive government support. Obama did that during his resign, but I don't see him now rolling out the red carpet, welcoming refugees to live in a house that obviously has lots of room for them.

Libs like Bob like to accuse right wing whites of supporting Republican, corporation-friendly policies because said right wingers feel they're "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" who'll get a big payday if they just vote R long enough. But that's just projection by Bob and his ilk, who think they're "temporarily embarrassed commissars" who will be put in charge of the Redneck Gulags if they only vote D long enough.
 
I genuinely don't understand ANYTHING about this exchange.

How is it xenophobic to say that Russian is a hard language to learn? How is it Jewish resentment to vote for Biden? How is it homophobic to call an exchange on Twitter stupid?

It's like fucking vortex of leftwing lunacy woth everyone cancelling eachother and accusing everyone else of various isms for no reason.
It's a witch hunt. There are so many "isms" (i.e., sexism, racism) and phobias (i.e., queerphobia, transphobia, etc.) that it's almost impossible not to be accused. The prevailing atmosphere on twitter is reminiscent of 1920s Russia and 1950s China; the only way to survive is to join the revolution and accuse as many people of disloyalty to the Party as possible, lest someone think to accuse you.
 
Why are we here...just to suffer?
You'll never EVER guess what this is about!
What's a cat fight between trannys called?
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It's been awhile since I've read The Odyssey but wasn't Odysseus being punished because of his pride and not because he "was excessive and an asshole"? I honestly don't remember and don't care to look it up because, shocker, that's not what this bootleg rant is about.
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And there it is, #2. Luke, Ellie, is just pissed off that Bill, Contrapoints, is far better passing for a female than he will ever be. This bullshit with The Odyssey is just an excuse to say it.
tfw you start suspecting the guy you're skyping with isn't actually a voice coach, trans or otherwise.
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Enter the Bob
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2014? But what happened in 2014?
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>"It's about Gamergate, right?"
>"Is it ever not?"
>"Fuck this world."
>mfw

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You got to hand it to Gamergate, a nothing in history about women scamming paypigs, and to this day you have spergs all across the world believing that not only did it cause Trump to get elected but apparently was the greatest culture war in American history.

To this day, if you listen at night, you can hear the howling ghosts of a thousand fat trannys and gamers fighting on the internet battlefields.
 
You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?

If his twitter overlords approved, he would have to as well. If the dudebros and Nolan fans liked it, Bob would hate it.
 
You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?
Bob's not much for the horror aesthetic, even his October-themed Schlocktober series was about B movies instead of horror flicks. If it was too grimdark he'd probably think it's meant to appeal to the Snyder Bros and would hate it on principle. Any prospective nostalgia reboot has to very carefully thread a line to appeal to Bob, where the visual aesthetic is live action/real enough that it doesn't trigger his insecurities about watching an adaptation of children's media, but it isn't visibly "adult" enough to trigger him.
 
You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?

I mean ... strip away the Thomas the Tank Engine stuff and that sounds metal as fuck.
 
You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?
I’m not jumping to conclusions when I assume that you’re referring to those animations of Thomas as that fucked up creature?
 
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You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?
What would it be about, though? If there are no characters and no conflict, you might as well make a fictitious documentary about how the people of Sodor enslave the souls of the damned. Maybe someone comes in from the outside and encounters this horror? Or other countries, in lieu of the death penalty, send their worst convicts to be bound to trains for eternity, and we follow one as s/he tries to escape the island?
(This is more thought than Bob would give such an idea, by the way. He'd just try to find a way to crowbar his "dudebros/Trump bad" mindset into it, story be damned. He's an idea man, after all.)
 
You think Bob would be down for a gritty Thomas The Tank Engine reboot?

Like have the trains be Eldritch horrors that are the embodiment of the souls of sinners that come from the sea and must be encased in their choo-choo metal prisons via blood rituals?

The answer to this and any other question like this is the following: Bob has no opinions of his own. He waits for what the prevailing opinion of the people whose boots he licks turns out to be, eats an entire thesaurus, then shits out word salad about it about a week after everyone else has stopped giving a damn.
 
I’m not jumping to conclusions when I assume that you’re referring to those animations of Thomas as that fucked up creature?
No there was actually a dark reboot of Thomas the Tank engine in the works but it got stuck in development hell.

I just threw lovecraft in there because now lovecraft has been deemed dark and gritty.
 
What's a cat fight between trannys called?
A horrorshow, but that's true even before they start fighting.

To this day, if you listen at night, you can hear the howling ghosts of a thousand fat trannys and gamers fighting on the internet battlefields.
I remember a great post somewhere on the farms making fun of Brexit extensions. A member of the Warhammer 40k administratum performing the annual ritual filing of the extension of Brexit despite no one knowing what Brexit is or why it needs to be extended.

That joke could easily be applied to gamergate. One thousand years from now, there's a mythical satanic figure responsible for all hate and misfortune in the world. It was only by the efforts of Saint Wuinta Quinn that the world was saved when they shut the eponymous gate to hell. The superstitious keep misfortune away with recitations of the prayer "Doe nate tooma patrie on."

It's amazing the most important event of their life wasn't a war or terrorist attack, but a journalist fucking the subject of his articles and trying to cover it up.
 
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