Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ecto-1A]

Yup, he defended child porn. I'll bet in his superior future, kiddie porn would be legal in addition to having gay fat black smarties who worship science.

 

[dzonatan]

I will always find it surreal that he really is upset that fictional future stuff isn't reality. The funny part is we actually are in "the future", it's just not something you'll notice as your living through it and take these things for granted. Like hell, Bob should realize he's complaining about this on a device we give to children that allows them to conjure the entire library of humanity.

So much this.

Imagine going back in time to your teenage self and telling him 100% walkthrough guides for games are avaiable few days to week after the game release and can be accessed for free from any place on the planet through this thing called internet. You'd no longer need to wait few months for your favourite publication to make the walkthrough guide and then organize a trek with friends to next town's market just to pick up a 30 page game magazine that still lacked tiny details here and there.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I really get warm fuzzies over the whole Rowling trans murderer book controversy and few days later the reveal of the Hogwarts game showing that normies don't give a single fuck.

I am willing to bet that if the game is half way decent, absolutely no damage will occur.

 

[Positron]

Troons are the humanoids with the worst impulse control; none of their "boycotts" ever hurt any fanchise (unlike the boycott of Gillette by real men).


LOL tell your bro to try his luck on OnlyFans.

Channel Awesome bullshit:



Someone threw his fat ass to Cuba already.

 

[Absolutego]

I seriously wonder if liking the Last Jedi correlates particularly well with being flamingly Left wing, or if there are other factors, such as low IQ.

Like most shitty geek media, I split its fans between the contrarian pricks who are just happy it made the original fanbase mad, and Certified Non-Toxic Nerds who basically adopted brand worship as a coping mechanism to avoid getting tarred with the same brush as the haters by the media.

Note that I'm talking about the die-hard fans, not people who might've thought it had an interesting idea or two, or people who simply thought it was mediocre instead of the greatest crime since 9/11.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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"You know who else WAVED at people? HITLER!"

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Someone threw his fat ass to Cuba already.

"Know what would make this Cuban sandwich Superior™? Marinate the pork loin for six days in Fanta Grape."

 

[Marissa Moira]

Since libtards are now organizing mass harry potter book burnings, they're now saying that no sicfi or fantasy universes exist where they can be accepted just like harry potter was before it turned out to be a lie. I mean Rowlings crimes are pretty high, on top of making transexuals look bad, she never had a wiccan be consulted for the magic parts of harry potter and used the ignorant western interpretation of magic that white men like, rather than the real life magic that's practiced in real life.

So they have admitted that Star Wars and Star Trek both died for nothing because they don't like it. So Bob needs to get with the times and realize that nobody on his team cares about or remembers Nu-Wars.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He is still e-begging as we speak, and now he's back to "gimme 10 patreons in 30 minutes":
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He's too lazy to re-write his message.

Bob's brother is a legit whore who is somehow less talented then his retard brother.

Says a ton about this family.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's serial killer name will be the Boston Coomer.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob's serial killer name will be the Boston Coomer.

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Just when you think Bob can't grovel hard enough. Jesus Christ.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Channel Awesome bullshit:
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It's ironic that he says this considering that he spent years trying to get involved with CA. Since CTC happened he also tried to get involved in that little movement as well.

He doesn't really believe what he's saying here. He's just butthurt that he could never get involved with the CA clique, and that he still can't really breakthrough into the Ellis clique.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

It's ironic that he says this considering that he spent years trying to get involved with CA. Since CTC happened he also tried to get involved in that little movement as well.

He doesn't really believe what he's saying here. He's just butthurt that he could never get involved with the CA clique, and that he still can't really breakthrough into the Ellis clique.

Do you think he still would have stayed with Channel Awesome even during the whole "Change the Channel" stuff if he was part of the site?

 

[Bolo]

Hey, we haven't seen this guy for a while, why, if it isn't our good friend Tough Guy Robert.

For context, Robert is probably talking about the first story in the article, that is a housekeeper that went to work on a house that was empty, and later on found out that the family who lived there had the covid.

Very understandably she was upset for not being told, it is a vey shitty dick move. But she is fine, since it is a flu, and flu are passed on 99% of the cases by contact with the infected.

But here comes Robert. First, funny how he always, ALWAYS, have a friend, or family or anything related that are in a minority or opressed position, he even has republican friends! Robert is the ultimate "I have black friends" type of people.

And second, he is always ready for a fight. Oh boy, the man just can't wait to drop some righteous Chipman warth on some fools, he would bunch those nazis and get a kiss from the girl.

Seriously, you are about to turn 40 Robert, and still with the thogh guy act, who you think you are impressing? This shit is embarrasing, knock it off.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"God couldn't protect them from me!" - Some fat, diabetic virgin who lived with his parents until his early 30's.

 

[Knyttet]

Do you think he still would have stayed with Channel Awesome even during the whole "Change the Channel" stuff if he was part of the site?

Considering how quickly he threw Russ Pitts under the bus after the guy rescued his career, I wouldn't count on it.

Bob doesn't seem to hold honor and loyalty in any particular high regard.

 

[The tired cat]

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Bobo, you'd get your ass handed by a fucking office guy who simply had a shitty day at work.

 

[Mola Ram]

*whistling innocently, casually tossing a newsclipping on the table*

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Died.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I suppose this is Bob's reaction to RBG's death, but it blends so well with his usual Mayocide content I can barely tell without context.