Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I don't think Douche is a latin word. And as an actual academic, unlike Bob, I can tell you it is French. Because it uses ch as a shh sound. I am also pretty sure you can't just pop in words like that either. So, good job on revealing you just popped that into Google translate.

Yeah, that's exactly what he did. It's particularly silly because as a post-Vatican II altar boy, it's pretty unlikely Bob learned any Latin at all, unless they taught it at his high school.

It's a shame, because Latin is a great language for insults. A real scholar would have broken out some Catullus 16, but I doubt Bob even knows who Catullus was.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I have time to kill this morning and put on the new escapist podcast episode on youtube just to see how it worked. Skipping around in places, I don't know who Darren Mooney is but he seems like the actual movie guy, Jack seems to be the moderator and everyman, and Bob is just trying to keep up with Darren and just talks in circles with regards to Mandalorian because he wants to be the pop culture nerd guy of the group. Bob definitely seems to be the third man in the group in terms of talking and actually saying anything worthwhile, and I don't say that just because he's a piece of trash.

All in all it felt generic, the biggest problem being everyone wanting to laugh at each other's mediocre jokes or overacting with their bald head nods in the camera. This seems to be more that no one wants to make the other feel less important and typical liberal hugbox, although it give a sense of the three pandering all around and you get this cycle going where they can see each other overacting in the feed and then overact more to keep up so it gets worse and worse.

Blob rant edit: if you want to see Bob be unable to control his tweet-self, start at 1:07:00 for Bob huffing about Corona Chan and Trump.

 

[ChefKiss]

and he is also not particularly intelligent.

Bob is the Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate, he's so stupid he thinks he's smart. He isn't smart enough to know he's stupid. He could be a comedy character but he lacks the charm of a fool and the dignity of a dimwit.

 

[Foltest]

Everytime when Bob "write" something that is not english, it will be through google translate.
edit, I took a look on his socialblade for twitter and it doesn't look good.

almost 240k tweets since 2011.

his following ain't looking good either. he is not gaining many new followers.

 

[BubbleButt]

his following ain't looking good either. he is not gaining many new followers.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Everytime when Bob "write" something that is not english, it will be through google translate.
edit, I took a look on his socialblade for twitter and it doesn't look good.
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almost 240k tweets since 2011.
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his following ain't looking good either. he is not gaining many new followers.

Just looking at this chart, 130 tweets a day?!? It’s like he’s addicted to Twitter.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Congrats Don Lemon! You just got the MovieBob approval!

 

[Mola Ram]

Congrats Don Lemon! You just got the MovieBob approval!
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The best part of this is Bob completely missing (or, more likely, deliberately ignoring) Don Lemon's utter cluelessness as to how difficult that would actually be. Seriously, find the clip. He is completely ignorant on the topic of Constitutional amendments and what it takes to pass them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The best part of this is Bob completely missing (or, more likely, deliberately ignoring) Don Lemon's utter cluelessness as to how difficult that would actually be. Seriously, find the clip. He is completely ignorant on the topic of Constitutional amendments and what it takes to pass them.

The reason he’s completely ignorant is because he’s too busy riding Obama’s dick.


But both Bob and Lemon are two morons who don’t know shit about the Constitution.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I don't think Douche is a latin word. And as an actual academic, unlike Bob, I can tell you it is French. Because it uses ch as a shh sound. I am also pretty sure you can't just pop in words like that either. So, good job on revealing you just popped that into Google translate.

Don't you mean ''good job Bob revealing you just pooped that into Google translate''? I am just a messager.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Congrats Don Lemon! You just got the MovieBob approval!
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Well if Bob hates Middle America so much then he should start growing his own food since middle America is responsible for all those small meals he likes to consume.

Honestly I wonder how Bob would react differently if New York and California were both Red States, would he still call to abolish the Electoral College. But then again this shows how Bob is just a simple minded man who can't think of long term consequences.

 

[Flexo]

No joke, a good friend of mine literally works in a building facing that park. (Thankfully today they have all been ordered to stay home and work long distance.) Boy does he have... opinions about it. And pictures. Several pictures he's showed me.

I still laugh at the merch table he showed me.

It's a different story when someone is telling you "Yeah I have no idea if I'm going to get attacked at random one day going to work."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well if Bob hates Middle America so much then he should start growing his own food since middle America is responsible for all those small meals he likes to consume.

Honestly I wonder how Bob would react differently if New York and California were both Red States, would he still call to abolish the Electoral College. But then again this shows how Bob is just a simple minded man who can't think of long term consequences.

Popular Vote is even worse than the Electoral College because the smaller counties in states get fucked over in favor of the larger ones.

Sisolak from Nevada only won Washoe County and Clark, but because they’re the most populous, he won the governor election in 2018.

 

[Mola Ram]

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No joke, a good friend of mine literally works in a building facing that park. (Thankfully today they have all been ordered to stay home and work long distance.) Boy does he have... opinions about it. And pictures. Several pictures he's showed me.

I still laugh at the merch table he showed me.

It's a different story when someone is telling you "Yeah I have no idea if I'm going to get attacked at random one day going to work."

Shorter (or more honest) Chippa: "Please look at the sad dead girl instead of the feral negroes and murderous commies who support Biden."

 

[TopTierHealer]

Everytime when Bob "write" something that is not english, it will be through google translate.
edit, I took a look on his socialblade for twitter and it doesn't look good.
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almost 240k tweets since 2011.
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his following ain't looking good either. he is not gaining many new followers.

I'm looking at that graph and I don't understand it. Is bob an influencer or not? Are his like/retweet ratio, on average, good enough to be an eceleb hustler or is he a nobody? Are 20-30 likes per tweet a good average for a guy with 32K followers?

At first glance, I'd say getting only 0.1% of the attention he should be having an abject failure but I don't the how the system tracks what a good metric is.

Anyways I've seen the Chippa's beg for home renovation money and it makes me want to create a fake twitter profile saying a stupid line like: "Hi Chip! I've cashed my disability checks already so I can't give you a dollar but I put your videos on repeat so it's better for your chanel. That way I'm paying you in exposure. It's great for a starting artist"

 

[breadandcircuses]

I'll say this: The Escapist is fucking magical, because it made me like Jack "AIDS Moby" Packard and yet Bob is still a miserable fuck with no interaction outside of it.

 

[BubbleButt]

I'm looking at that graph and I don't understand it. Is bob an influencer or not? Are his like/retweet ratio, on average, good enough to be an eceleb hustler or is he a nobody? Are 20-30 likes per tweet a good average for a guy with 32K followers?

At first glance, I'd say getting only 0.1% of the attention he should be having an abject failure but I don't the how the system tracks what a good metric is.

No, it is fucking pathetic. I'm a literal nobody and I've had more engagement on random tweets than what Bob normally gets. Most of his followers are probably dead accounts and/or paid for.

You also gave to consider this dumb loaf of adipose tissue and human waste makes at least a hundred tweets a day ON AVERAGE and the numbers start to look even worse.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The reason he’s completely ignorant is because he’s too busy riding Obama’s dick.


But both Bob and Lemon are two morons who don’t know shit about the Constitution.

I think my favorite part of Lemon's sassy, queer tirade is that he states

What is about President Obama that really gets under your skin? Is it because he's smarter than you? *gay pause for effect* Better educated?

That's funny redundancy that he throws out at the beginning and I find it very Bob like.

 

[Red Hood]

I think my favorite part of Lemon's sassy, queer tirade is that he states

That's funny redundancy that he throws out at the beginning and I find it very Bob like.

I'll split hairs there: an educated person can make a word salad with $10 words all day, but an actual smart person can explain a complex concept or problem in layman's terms.

 

[Neko GF]

Everytime when Bob "write" something that is not english, it will be through google translate.
edit, I took a look on his socialblade for twitter and it doesn't look good.
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almost 240k tweets since 2011.
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his following ain't looking good either. he is not gaining many new followers.

Something else worth noting is the percentage of people who are only following him to laugh at him and see his terrible takes as soon as they come out. Willing to bet the majority of his new followers are following him for that reason, considering that people of almost all political factions dunk on Robert all the time.