Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[KingofNothing]

You do it and get millions of views.

It's retarded to think the entire editing process is done in a computer by software.

Boot up your Icrap and click that "million view video" icon.

Listen, let's not pretend what Memology101 does is complicated. He has millions of views because he got in at the right time and happens to be entertaining, but any of us could give hot takes about twitter posts in text form and slap it on youtube. The hardest part for him is probably finding the right video clips to put in and you can do that with basic video editing software.

Not knocking what he does, but acting like it's some crazy task is silly.

 

[Blue_Snow]

Movie bob does seem like the guy who would like cuties. He has a creepy uncle vibe to him.

 

[Not Really Here]

Listen, let's not pretend what Memology101 does is complicated. He has millions of views because he got in at the right time and happens to be entertaining, but any of us could give hot takes about twitter posts in text form and slap it on youtube. The hardest part for him is probably finding the right video clips to put in and you can do that with basic video editing software.

Not knocking what he does, but acting like it's some crazy task is silly.

Nobody is "acting like it's some crazy task", just one person claiming the task can be be easily done by an imac and takes little skill.

Make your video at "the right time" and get those views. I mean, there's no real skill involved other than owning a computer.

 

[Absolutego]

Movie bob does seem like the guy who would like cuties. He has a creepy uncle vibe to him.

He's doing it because he's a reflexive contrarian who's convinced himself the backlash is entirely a QAnon conspiracy. The few times Bob actually looks human instead of like a bloated ghoul are when he's with his niece.

Nobody is "acting like it's some crazy task", just one person claiming the task can be be easily done by an imac and takes little skill.

Make your video at "the right time" and get those views. I mean, there's no real skill involved other than owning a computer.

Quit caping so hard for the Honduran with a copy of Movie Maker, the videos are funny and part of their success was a timing thing but you're coming off as incredibly fucking butthurt about minor shit.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Maybe the fact that a Honduran is able to make more views with just a simple format and editing application shows just how much of a boomer Bobby is and how shit his videos are that Memeology 101 makes more views than most of his in just barely a day?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Are we going to see a new video from MovieBob?

"Really that good: Cuties"?

I think if Memology101 keeps it up... he just might.

The only problem is that he'll have to actually watch it first, which I still don't believe he has considering how vague and recycled all his talking points are besides "muh diverse film maker" and "muh Q anon" neither of which are about the actual movie. Because Robert's opinion has nothing to do with the actual movie or its content. He'd defend actual hardcore CP, no questions asked, if his Hollywood and journalist progressive masters told him it wasn't CP and was actually deep art that pwns the conservatives.

 

[BubbleButt]

I love that Bob is on the front page. Can't remember the last time he was on there, if ever.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Movie bob does seem like the guy who would like cuties. He has a creepy uncle vibe to him.

He is also the type of guy who could snap at any minute and start killing randoms.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I feel ya, fam. I gotta dip in and out of here.

So weird how just a little Film Robert is fuckin hilarious, but too much is depressing. There's probably a medical or psychology analogy to be made here

I've talked about this before, but Bob is quite literally, not figuratively, a mentally handicapped man child. His mentality, understanding and mental state are permanently stuck in high school. Everything he says or experiences is based off of this mentality. Which is why he's so thin skinned and perpetually sensitive. Its why he says what he does. He's permanently stuck in the mentality of bullies and jocks and nerds. It is why he can't get over Nintendo or Mario or doesn't care about anything else. Because his brain is stuck there, forever.

He cannot argue or form cohesive thought. He's permanently stuck in 'edgy contrarian nerd' and 'haha fuck the jocks lolz, mario 3 is the best game ever made, no other games exist'. His identity has not formed past this age. Everything is seen through this lens. Which is why he's so obnoxious and fucking stupid. Its why he is frustrating and depressing to deal with for long periods of time. Because what you're looking at is a manchild, a highschooler who will never leave, nor form complex, rational thoughts.

He is completely boxed in by his ideas of bullies and jocks and just sees the world through this black and white lens of an infantile understanding of it. His reaction to the video is unsurprising, because he's getting 'bullied'. Because he's permanently stuck in this infantile state, its impossible for him to see how laughable to say a man his age is getting bullied by a 2 minute YouTube video of his own tweets.

I have absolutely no fucking clue who his audience is, but its probably just retarded holdovers from his very early days on YouTube. That's all I can see, because I cannot fathom watching this stunted fucking manchild talk about anything for longer than 15 seconds.

Also Blob is a fat pedophile faggot defending Cuties. He's a fucking idiot who would do anything as long as to own the conservatives fly over states ghostly images of his high school bullies beating his fat ass in his dreams. Don't be depressed for him. Blob is an example of a dementia patient who has slipped into the 'fog'. He has no fucking idea he's a stunted manchild and he's living an imaginary life where he looks up to corporations Disney Marvel his teachers as authority figures. Because he's still in that adolescent mindset. Everything his teachers say is right, while the bullies are wrong.

He's obnoxious, makes no attempts to better himself and his brain is increasingly turning into fucking mush. He is absolutely delusional and does not possess the ability for logic or critical thought. All Blob does is follow what the corporate media tells him. That's about it. If anything Bob teaches you about how Dementia patients see the world and how locked their worldview is, and how they become incapable of understanding their present state of being. Enjoy all the horrors of dementia from your living room. Ok, I changed my mind. Bob is really fucking depressing.

 

[Canoodler]

I love that Bob is on the front page. Can't remember the last time he was on there, if ever.

With such a prolific thread, I'm surprised he's not on the front page more often.

 

[Absolutego]

I love that Bob is on the front page. Can't remember the last time he was on there, if ever.

Most of his high-profile spergouts happened when this site was still in its infancy. But spring 2012- spring 2015 was a ride, let me tell ya. Ranting about people mad about Mass Effect 3, his sudden love for Sarkeesian, the development of the Superior Future meme during/after the election, to say nothing of the various GamerGate-related outbursts that eventually got his ass fired.
Maybe that's just the period where I grew up and realized what an idiot he was, but he's felt rather one note since then.

 

[BubbleButt]

I have absolutely no fucking clue who his audience is, but its probably just retarded holdovers from his very early days on YouTube. That's all I can see, because I cannot fathom watching this stunted fucking manchild talk about anything for longer than 15 seconds.

I wonder how much his numbers would fall if YouTube removed all subscriptions that hadn't watched one of his videos this year.

 

[Spawn]

Seeing him in the big Mario get up in light of defending soft core kiddie porn gives me just one thought. I dont know why this hasn't been done yet but *ahem* ITS A ME MOLESTEIO
...I'll see my self out now

 

[iRON-mAn]

Maybe the fact that a Honduran is able to make more views with just a simple format and editing application shows just how much of a boomer Bobby is and how shit his videos are that Memeology 101 makes more views than most of his in just barely a day?

Clearly obsolete white male Bob needs to make way for the superior minority.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He's doing it because he's a reflexive contrarian who's convinced himself the backlash is entirely a QAnon conspiracy. The few times Bob actually looks human instead of like a bloated ghoul are when he's with his niece.

What a hill to die on though. Normal contrarian spastics will to this day fight to the death arguing The Last Jedi was a good movie. Of all the things to trigger an autistic need to white knight a film, he goes with the soft core child porn movie.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Are we going to see a new video from MovieBob?

"Really that good: Cuties"?

I think if Memology101 keeps it up... he just might.

Either that or "In Bob We Trust: ONLY NAZIS HATE CUTIES", because he's too much of a pussy to actually review the film.

 

[instythot]

With such a prolific thread, I'm surprised he's not on the front page more often.

How do you even differentiate one awful Bob take from another to figure out if it rises to front page news?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Of all the things to trigger an autistic need to white knight a film, he goes with the soft core child porn movie.

A lot of these types, let's call them "The Outraged Leftists", feel the film is some sort of liberation cry, a stunning and brave declaration of feminine empowerment against backwards traditions and oppressive societal sexual norms and fail to see how the plot silently encourage preteens to become sexual objects. Either because they're pedos themselves or because of blind rage against conservationism and conservative values.

I think Bob belongs to the second group. He's blind to certain facts and very angry at society in general. He feels robbed of his fantasy future and idyllic civilization in which a genius such as himself would clearly be considered a scholar and an example of ubermensch. OF COURSE Cuties will appeal to his sense of rebellion. He doesn't want to screw the kids, he feels he is the little girl.

 

[ravensboy]

At this point it seems Bob is incapable of realizing that trying to get in "the cool kids club" (like Breadtube for instance, or trying to ingratiate himself with other creators of his political bent) doesn't translate into more NEETbux, either that or being one with the "cool kids" is more important to him than money.

I think the other problem here is Bob doesn't know who's actually giving him his NEETbux, and maybe assumes it's primarily the first two groups.

Bob is currently courting the people in the camp of leftists that wish and pray for a civil war that ends in mass genocide for anyone right of obama. Of course, bob's mind can't accept that neo-liberals will be the first against the wall in this supposed scenario, and being a "good mayo ghoul" won't get him anything but a bullet in the brain. If he even watched breadtube he'd realize that he's the exact sort of class of people that communists hate, and despise. Because they want to work within the system and change it, rather than outright revolutionize it. If he even had the slightest understanding of communists or how they work, he'd realize he's just a useful idiot to them and quickly change his political bent. But his autistic "jocks vs nerds" obsession that he won't let go of and his black and white world view do not allow him to think.

A lot of these types, let's call them "The Outraged Leftists", feel the film is some sort of liberation cry, a stunning and brave declaration of feminine empowerment against backwards traditions and oppressive societal sexual norms and fail to see how the plot silently encourage preteens to become sexual objects. Either because they're pedos themselves or because of blind rage against conservationism and conservative values.

I think Bob belongs to the second group. He's blind to certain facts and very angry at society in general. He feels robbed of his fantasy future and idyllic civilization in which a genius such as himself would clearly be considered a scholar and an example of ubermensch. OF COURSE Cuties will appeal to his sense of rebellion. He doesn't want to screw the kids, he feels he is the little girl.

Considering Vaush recently got busted for supporting lowering age of consent laws, this highlighted text is probably true.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He's doing it because he's a reflexive contrarian who's convinced himself the backlash is entirely a QAnon conspiracy. The few times Bob actually looks human instead of like a bloate

I disagree with this. He didn't start harping hard about Cuties until some chick, Monica Castrilo or something, movie reviewer from Baowstein complained about being harassed, on line of course, due to her positive review of the flick. QAnon and any other boogeymen is just a convenient excuse for him to actively thirst and white knight for some chick he most likely feels a connection to.

For new viewers, welcome to The Church of Bob. Bob may be stupid but he is more so disingenuous and has no moral scruples that I'm aware of. He will use whatever means necessary to get what he wants so it's good that he's lazy and sooooo bad at everything to the point of being comically pathetic. Bob stated years ago that there are no bad tactics, only had targets. He still believes this to this day. He just says it in a more disguised manner.