Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Here’s Bob two cents on the new Cleopatra movie Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins are making at Paramount.
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Excuse me, I want to tear my eyes out from reading such basicass trivel about Cleopatra.
"african kingdom" motherfucker, I know what you are trying compared it to the 19th centruy rush for africa, but it is such bs. Egypt was the regional powerhouse for hundreds, if not thousands of years.
I know we aren't suppose to be angry at people like bob, but his ingorance about history and trying to frame it in an american lense is so fucking awful.
 
This entire thread could have just been "Ptolemaic Egypt was a thing." I get he is trying to frame it in the context of movies, but this is still a completely bizarre stream of thought diarrhea of what is actually a correct take.
It wouldn't be Bob if he didn't take ten sentences to say what could've been summarized in one, plus a wiki link to her inverted family tree.
I was laughing my ass off yesterday when people started theorizing she was the product of a concubine or something to rationalize her being black.
 
Being a regular in both threads, I think the best conclusion is that they are both manchildren. It's an insult thrown around enough that it's lost a lot of meaning, but the most baffling parts of both dobsons and bobs personality can be actually explained that they are in fact incredibly immature for their age.
I'm not even sure this is true anymore. Just take a look at social media and you see many prominent influencers act the same way.
 
A troon thanks Bob for helping to shape their broken mind
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A real stable individual
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I never thought about it before but if the tired trope of jump scares dies because of weirdos and troons getting triggered well it might have been all worth it. Too bad Hollywood's gonna be dead before then.


The ends justified the means as a man was killed in Denver yesterday because he was, as Bob says it, a "white supremacist"
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The vid is of the confrontation in Denver. The guy with the "Black Guns Matter" shirt had been going around antagonizing people all day. He was not surrounded if you can actually be asked to watch the vid. BGM guy continuously keeps trying to get in the guy who get's shot face saying, repeatedly, "Shoot me nigga!". Some old guy gets between the two. Dead guy see's something off camera and approaches it. BGM guy and old guy have a few more words. You hear pepper spray being sprayed, a shot rings out, and dead guy falls back dead. The shooting itself is not on camera. The closest I've found to footage of the shooting is this.
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Is getting slapped once a shootable offense? No. Is getting maced a shootable offense? The little I know about self defense laws, as shown by my 240 year sentence, maybe?
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Please take note how, according to Bob, the illegality of hiring an unlicensed guy, people going to jail, and murder is all A-OK because in the end "the white supremacist is still dead". I have not seen proof that dead guy even IS a white supremacist but that doesn't matter because Bob says he is. Whether Bob actually believes it or not is irrelevant, see his no bad tactics screed from a two days back.
Oh no. I hope no one notifies Lee's family and attorney the following information below:

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Excuse me, I want to tear my eyes out from reading such basicass trivel about Cleopatra.
"african kingdom" motherfucker, I know what you are trying compared it to the 19th centruy rush for africa, but it is such bs. Egypt was the regional powerhouse for hundreds, if not thousands of years.
I know we aren't suppose to be angry at people like bob, but his ingorance about history and trying to frame it in an american lense is so fucking awful.

I'd bet anything that Bob is using 'African kingdom' to mean black. Which is just as ignorant in a different way.
 
It never ceases to astound me how Bob sees the world through a black-and-white, MCU-influenced lens. He loves capeshit and no doubt sees himself a moral equal to Captain America, Spider-Man, etc. However, he is anything but when you consider his motivations. Captain America and Superman are paragons motivated by their own moral code to stand up for those who cannot defend themselves. I loathe to use the language of the intersectional left, but Bob's sense of compassion is largely performative and my belief is that he only acts compassionate when it will garner him positive attention or benefit himself in some other way. Guilt motivates Spider-Man as his inaction led to the death of his beloved Uncle Ben and thus feels a tremendous sense of responsibility to use his powers to assist other. Bob refuses to take responsibility for his actions or his words through repeated denials despite the fact that his tweets are out in the open for the public to see. Then there is Batman whose motives may seem like vengeance on the surface, but is tempered by a sense of justice as he allows the courts to do their work rather than play judge, jury, and executioner (for the most part.) Bob is just a power-hungry maniac who wants his side to win because he wants them to use the power of the state to inflict suffering on those he hates.

Bob he demonstrates time and again that his primary motivation in life is anger and vengeance against those who (supposedly) wronged him, which is the classic motive of a supervillain. I would go so far as to compare him to Lex Luthor with all of the ego, two hundred extra pounds, and a microscopic fraction of the intelligence.
I'm sure Bob considers himself very compassionate and empathetic, and a very nice and helpful person. Of course, he's also a prime example of how propaganda that dehumanizes the enemy, well, dehumanizes them and let's you reconcile being empathetic towards some people and absolutely vile towards others at the same time.
He simply doesn't consider his perceived enemies to be human, or at least not human on the same scale as him. Since Bob thinks he's fighting the literal Nazis, it's exactly the kind of thinking his enemies have, but of course, KinoBlob is one of the good guys, so it's ok. If he had been alive in Germany or Japan in the 1940s he'd be doing stuff to prisoners that would make Mengele and Shiro stop for a second and question their allegiance.
i hope he dies broke and misserable
Well, that's pretty much a certainty at this point.
I'd bet anything that Bob is using 'African kingdom' to mean black. Which is just as ignorant in a different way.
Of course he is. But he's also massively horny for Gal Gadot and can't just go against Patty Jenkins, so he has to begrudgingly acknowledge ptolemaic Egypt while still making sure all his woke followers see that he's aware that there were KANGZ in Egypt.
 
After ducking out for several hundred, (possibly a thousand?) pages, its supremely comforting to know that Bob still is (and always will be) Bob. He's like the comfort lolcow, always there, always just what you need.

I honestly want to see the Bob saga where he is let go from the escapist and finds out he's obsolete from from the most obsolete media group on earth.
 
watching bob's 2020 no heroes bullshit is dark, honestly. Not for the reason he wants it to be, but the realization that he actually thinks movie production jobs are "working class". This is who he believes is the "working class." and he achieves this realization with mental gymanstics as I've mentioned before as disney being the "Storyteller" of the 21st century.
 
There's probably something to that. Massachusetts folk share with New Yorkers and Californians a totally unwarranted sense of superiority over their fellow Americans, and when you have a God-tier loser like Bob or Dobson, that smugness can fill in a whole lot of gaps. It's an old story. Massachusetts Puritans thinking they're better than the Great Unwashed outside their prissy little enclave goes back to Colonial times.
Yeah. The one primary difference, where you can tell they're absolutely not the same person, is Bob is a functional alcoholic, while Dobson can not abide alcohol at all - whether it makes him sick, or he's too autistic to just enjoy the booze because his taste buds won't let him or whatever, maybe he's allergic to hops.
 
Yeah. The one primary difference, where you can tell they're absolutely not the same person, is Bob is a functional alcoholic, while Dobson can not abide alcohol at all - whether it makes him sick, or he's too autistic to just enjoy the booze because his taste buds won't let him or whatever, maybe he's allergic to hops.
I think Dobson's issue was just with hard liquors like Vodka etc. He'd probably be able to stomach a beer so long it's not one of the bitter kinds like Hobgoblin.
 
I think Dobson's issue was just with hard liquors like Vodka etc. He'd probably be able to stomach a beer so long it's not one of the bitter kinds like Hobgoblin.
I don't think he even tolerates beer. He stated he cannot drink alcohol, period, and I'm guessing this includes such mundane things as wine, beer, or cider as well as the hard shit like whiskey, bourbon, rum, etc. The one thing he did of "Things I cannot do" was "(cannot) drink alcohol" and shows him making a nauseated, about-to-throw-up face when someone stuffs a martini glass full of god knows what booze under his nose. IDK maybe dobson really, really can't hold his liquor to the point where even SMELLING it makes him nauseous lol.

Movieblob on the other hand, I don't think Bob ever met a booze he wouldn't drink.
 
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