Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Shaka Brah]

Blob restraining order arc starting soon?

Also I'm not surprised nobody in his sphere likes him. He's not just autistic and bitter, he's a huge liability politically because he always says the quiet part out loud.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Bob's Theme Song for today

Game Over: Super Mario Bros.

Game over for the original Super Mario Brothers. Lousy floaty jumps.

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I prefer the Sunshine one.

Mamma mia...

 

[Not Even Twice]

Poor Robert. Now he has to cast a new female lead in his WIP original screenplay for a romantic comedy titled "Bob and Vagene"

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I prefer the Sunshine one.

Mamma mia...

Actually, I take it back. Fitting with the themes of Brick-By-Brick, it should be this:

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Blob restraining order arc starting soon?

Also I'm not surprised nobody in his sphere likes him. He's not just autistic and bitter, he's a huge liability politically because he always says the quiet part out loud.

If Bob gets a restraining order it would be honestly the most pathetically hilarious thing to happen. I think if that would happen the judge would dismiss it because he's so pathetic he wouldn't be able to leave his room without having a breakdown.

That or be extra harsh. There is no middle ground with Bob.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

This honestly seems so pathetic its making feel kinda bad for movie bob. Out everyone to be rejected by its a D tier alcoholic cartoon/movie reviewer. On the other hand I can't really blame Ellis for being so upfront considering bob has been weirdly attached to her no matter how many times she indirectly said fuck off.

 

[Wonder Boy]

lmao poor bob.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

lol get fucked fatty

He has to fuck himself because no one else will.

 

[Greyfield]

Reality came crashing after the election. Trump won't be president, but you'll always be Bob.

He so desperately wants to be one of those "good" critics that he doesn't realize that the people he idolize aren't "good" or better than the people who picked on him growing up. They're not good or evil, they're human beings. When they sense weakness and desperation, they are disgusted. Bob needs to come to grips with the fact that these people are disgusted by him and will always be disgusted by him. You can hold all the "right" opinions, have all the right politics, but at the end of the day, you're an awkward and unattractive dude, and you'll always be dirt to them as a result.

Bob's always a smug prick because he's desperate to cover up the truth of this to himself and others, but it's always been obvious everyone, Lindsay just said it out loud.

 

[Captain Manning]

IIRC she wrote some kinda racist rap song that has been scrubbed from the internet.

It wasn't really racist. It was actually mildly amusing, albeit juvenile.

@Wulfpack Legend posted the video above, but one of the other things that stands out in that video is where Metokur opines that it's a damn shame Lindsay went full SJW. Adding that she might have been a cool person to hang out with at some point. You can sorta see it in her early TGWTG content. Rape rap vid included. Said content had to be mostly scrubbed because of the crowd she runs with now. I love it how he says that line over the picture of her with Anita.

Bob? I don't think Bob has ever been cool to hang with. If he weren't such a fat sack of shit, I imagine he would have been stuffed into lockers in high school.

How is he any different from people like The Spoony One?

Bob makes content despite being a Twitter junkie.

Yeah, I said it. Somebody had to. Bob is, if nothing else, more productive than Spoony. It's maddening to see talent wasted, and the void filled with crap artists, but that's life.

 

[JonIrenicus]

I never thought Lindsay Fucking Ellis would keep Mr. Noose away for one more day

 

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the setup is so perfect
hot dog girl: duh of course im friends with some people who also works reviewing and or writing useless crap for morons.
movieblob: eheheh post a 3 years old picture trying to inject himself into the cool kid conversation
hot dog girl: please leave me alone you fat inbred hick moron retard and stop harassing me

 

[Tzeentch]

I never thought I would find myself feeling sorry for moviebob of all people but here we are.

 

[JonIrenicus]

I thought William Shatner going for Mike Stoklasa was the biggest hero burn moment of history, but this surely takes the biscuit.

 

[sleepy-jezza]

I thought William Shatner going for Mike Stoklasa was the biggest hero burn moment of history, but this surely takes the biscuit.

Yeah, but Mike Stoklasa is actually likeble.

 

[I Love Beef]

Lol. Wow. I don't know how fucked your standards would have to be to lust after an ugly two faced and appropriately looks given bitch, but here we are, MovieBob. Honestly, there's many more fish out in the sea, and MovieBob here goes for the thing that looks like it's quarter human, and other parts bulldog and chihuahua. I guess when you drink the SJW koolaid, you come to think self motivation and improvement are things only done by "the establishment" or something.

 

[Mola Ram]

Lol. Wow. I don't know how fucked your standards would have to be to lust after an ugly two faced and appropriately looks given bitch, but here we are, MovieBob. Honestly, there's many more fish out in the sea, and MovieBob here goes for the thing that looks like it's quarter human, and other parts bulldog and chihuahua. I guess when you drink the SJW koolaid, you come to think self motivation and improvement are things only done by "the establishment" or something.

If she's had abortions he knows she puts out.

Also, isn't she married now?

 

[I Love Beef]

If she's had abortions he knows she puts out.

Also, isn't she married now?

Let me see.....

Yes, she is.

Please excuse me, I must laugh my ass off.

 

[JonIrenicus]

Yeah, but Mike Stoklasa is actually likeble.

For a fat disgusting hack, yeh.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol. Wow. I don't know how fucked your standards would have to be to lust after an ugly two faced and appropriately looks given bitch, but here we are, MovieBob. Honestly, there's many more fish out in the sea, and MovieBob here goes for the thing that looks like it's quarter human, and other parts bulldog and chihuahua.

Have you ever even seen MovieBob? We're not talking a guy with a wide range of choices here. And Lindsay is so far out of his league it's ridiculous.