Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[byuu]

No, both Robert and the Son of Dob are Other M story apologists.

I really love that.
Other M is the only AAA game I can think of that could be legitimately called "sexist" and all these people can't defend it enough.

 

[Vesperus]

I may have missed someone posting this earlier, but ProcrastiTara reviewed Bob's book and it's every bit as bad as you think it is.

 

[Totally Awesome]

He hates Metroid Prime? Does he have any good taste at all?

No.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Just a reminder that Bob has an intense hate boner for the Metroid Prime games because they were in first person.

Bob has an autistic worldview where people are completely one dimensional, and anyone that enjoys ripping up demons in Doom doesn't also enjoy farming/life simulator games.

Has Bob even ever played a Final Fantasy game anyways? Why does he hate those now?

Edit: Theory on that last question: Lingering tard rage over Square "abandoning" Nintendo by moving the series to PlayStation. Probably trigger intense personal 'Nam flashbacks.

I'm a complete fucking autist but when Square made the shift over to Sony, you know what I did?

I got a fucking Playstation.

Did I whine about Square abandoning Nintendo? Fuck no. Besides, if we wanted to play N64, one of my bros had a friend who would bring one over and we'd all play Goldeneye 4 player.

So this "digital vietnam" sperging of Bob's makes me certain that not even Chris back in the day had friends with other consoles that they'd either go over to the friends' houses or friends that would bring their different consoles over to play. So even back then the both of them were too autistic to befriend very many other kids, let alone other kids who had the temerity to own a non-Nintendo console.

Guess however autistic I am, I'm nowhere near as autistic (or exceptional) as Bob OR Chippa.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Who do I have to blow to get a thread title edit? We were remiss in not including Robert’s much-loathed legal name, and the Lindsay nuking definitely needs an inclusion.

What about this?

Current title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman - A Retarded, Oafish, and Obsolete 39 year old Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Critic/Basement Dweller/Manchild with a Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future! Got fired Twice!​

Suggested title:

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman / Robert Chipman - Obsolete, Obese Fascist Eugenicist Creeper White Trash Pop Culture Consoomer/Literal Basement Dweller with God Complex & Mario, MCU, Asian, & Pedo Fetishes - Fired Twice from Same Gig and Brutally Rejected by Waifu Lindsay Ellis on Twitter​

P.S. You guys are en fuego right now. Thank you for your service!

What's his middle name? Do we have it?

 

[AnOminous]

Now Liberace was a thing waay before my time. but I asked one of my older cousins why would women be fans of a flaming gay dude?

This is like Freddie Mercury though. Why would completely straight dudes worship an obvious cocksucker? And why would South American men utterly worship Morrissey, similarly a flaming homo? Many of Moz's most successful tours are in South America, the most macho culture imaginable. Why is an absolute flaming queer like Moz so popular there?

 

[MarineN*423543]

well roberto can alwasy a-log trump to feel better

 

[Vesperus]

This is like Freddie Mercury though. Why would completely straight dudes worship an obvious cocksucker? And why would South American men utterly worship Morrissey, similarly a flaming homo? Many of Moz's most successful tours are in South America, the most macho culture imaginable. Why is an absolute flaming queer like Moz so popular there?

It's almost if there's more to people than their pronouns and sexuality...
Don't tell Twitter though, they'd have a collective aneurysm.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No, both Robert and the Son of Dob are Other M story apologists.


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Both Bob and Dob were coddled as fuck as kids (Dobson even admitted he was "sheltered); is this a function of the origin story of Massholes in general? Is coddling kids a frequent Nor'easter parenting technique?

Also have to wonder who traced whose opinion about Metroid: Other M - did Dobson trace Bob's opinion about the game, or vice-versa?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

What's his middle name? Do we have it?

I thought he didn't have one. Some people don't. Ironically a lot of them tend to be lower class mayonnaise ghouls.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm a big DOOM fan and even though I'm not that into Animal Crossing I still liked all the Doomguy/Isabelle fanart that came out:
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Bob might say
"Oh that's just a small Internet minority, most DOOMbros are so insecure in their masculinity they'd go into a seething rage over the sight of something like that (trust me champ I've met them). Come back when the actual games have him hanging out with some cute little animal".

Meanwhile prominently displayed at Doomguy's headquarters in the newest game:
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Yeah, I'm surprised that he doesn't want The Last of Us 2 to win.

That game actually had gamer backlash and stars strong female characters.

I haven't seen a single person say anything like "Animal Crossing is a dumb game for little girls!" and this makes me think Bob doesn't know anything about the gaming industry past 1989. He probably just saw a nonviolent game with cute forest animals and assumed "the chuds" hated it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Brevity is the soul of wit.

In that case, why not:

Robert "MovieBob" Chipman -- HE'S FAT!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Everyone already got on Robert for his ignorance about gaming despite trying to seem "with it" regarding Animal Crossing, but I wanted to pick on one specific thing that illustrates it:

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"at one of the big shows"

What "big shows" of gaming?

Now before all the Robert defenders here get on me (lol jk), yes, there are a bunch of gaming awards shows. But they aren't "big" in any respect. They aren't productions like the Oscars/Grammy's/Golden Globes/etc. They aren't even done for the general public. The only one that comes close is considered a joke and generally is watched for the announcements/trailers not the awards. (Geoff Keighley even acknowledges this!) If Animal Crossing won the GDC or BAFTA or DICE GOTY awards nobody would care, even though these are all "one of the big shows" in the industry. Even if a game sweeps these awards almost nobody hears about it. God of War swept all three and took The Game Awards title in 2018 and barely anyone except fans of that game knows about it.

An even better example for this whole thing? Untitled Goose Game won DICE just last year.

 

[Thumb Butler]

What’s his talent, tweeting while obese? Not exactly rare.

He's very good at being a lolcow.

 

[qeadsdafaa]

It's no mystery why Bob has no idea what gamers are like. How often do you think Bob has ever been invited to play vidya with someone else? Probably about as many times as he's had dates. He gets all of his ideas about what gamers are like from hysterical wokies. It's yet another social occasion Bob has completely missed out on in real life. I think Bob's social life pretty much ended when Bob discovered video games. His autistic fixation on Mario, mario all the time and nothing else but Mario, would make him pretty unpopular with the gaming nerds pretty quickly. Especially as he got older and he was still stuck on Mario.

actual conversation snippet from Bob's teen years:

Bob to other dude in jr high:
"Want to play video games this weekend?"
"Sure Bob, watcha got? Want to play Call of Duty?"
"Um, let's play Super Mario Bros 3?"
"Nah, nigga that shit's for fags."

Bob, steaming about it for years, blaming the douchy jock-bros because no one wanted to obsessively play Mario with him. Most gamers moved on to coop games or MMORPG gaming, Bob's still stuck on fucking Mario. To this day, even though Bob doesn't actually play video games anymore, he's still fucking stuck on fucking Mario.

Moviebob is an obvious 37 and in his middle school Call of Duty wasn't out, Karl.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Somehow I want to see a series of Bob throughout history, getting shit on by Italian Fascists, being a southerner complaining that slaves are needed to grow wheat on the moon, complaining that Robespierre's Terror didn't go far enough, how obsolete serfs are and should be complacent regarding their lords "who matter", all the way to proclaiming that Roman emperors are the way to a Superior Future.

Bobadder?

 

[Druveer]

I am waaay too old to use high school to use highschool as a reference, but I played a sport here and there and honestly looking back it was good to get the exercise, and socialization.

I knew a dude who signed up for the really hard version of strength training I didnt really understand why at the time, thought looking back the dude was a booty hound who understood that having some game and a lol "hard body" would help.

anyway to sum it up.

There is a history of women being attracted to "non threatening men" the soyboys who yell about "toxic masculinity" are often un masculine men, who do the most cringy beta shit, like expect that their performative wokeness will make them more attractive. rather than learning some socail skills and putting effort into their appearance.

The left wing cope is real too...

https://upfitness.com/health-lifestyle/motivation/beware-right-wing-extremists-local-gym/
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...-watch-out-youll-unavoidably-become-rightwing
https://www.vice.com/en/article/j5e...ly-to-be-right-wing-assholes-science-confirms
https://www.dmarge.com/2018/10/political-workout.html

 

[Koby_Fish]

What's his middle name? Do we have it?

I think officially I've seen his initial, "Robert L. Chipman".
AFAIK it's fairly common for the oldest boy to have his father's first name as his middle name (with some exceptions).
Do we know what his father's first name was?

 

[Laughingjoke2]

On the soyboy male feminist thing.

I d like to bring up a rather famous entertainer know as Liberace.

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This guy was a flaming homo. according to rumor he d go out and suck dudes off in public restrooms.


Here is a picture of him and his fans.

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Now Liberace was a thing waay before my time. but I asked one of my older cousins why would women be fans of a flaming gay dude?

and the answer he explained to me that the effeminate gay dude attracted women because he/they were "nonthreatening" the women did have to fear his penis or something like that.

The soy boys seem to be a newer shitter version of that.

Soy boys like bob also buy in an ideology...no scratch they ree an ideology thats self serving.

They reject a standard of attractiveness because they know they dont meet it. So they dream up some bullshit about why not meeting that standard is okay or moral or just, but its just rationalizing their own faults.

At the sametime they are attracted to women who are attractive and dont see that they are thristing above their league.

I am waaay too old to use high school to use highschool as a reference, but I played a sport here and there and honestly looking back it was good to get the exercise, and socialization.

I knew a dude who signed up for the really hard version of strength training I didnt really understand why at the time, thought looking back the dude was a booty hound who understood that having some game and a lol "hard body" would help.

anyway to sum it up.

There is a history of women being attracted to "non threatening men" the soyboys who yell about "toxic masculinity" are often un masculine men, who do the most cringy beta shit, like expect that their performative wokeness will make them more attractive. rather than learning some socail skills and putting effort into their appearance.

Liberace was talented and it attracted women to him but it didn't mean they wanted to fuck him. My mum loved Elton John she knew he was a fag but loved his music and never wanted to fuck him.

Some women love Beta Cucks for the same reason some men love meek homely broads it's someone who will do whatever you say because they feel lucky to have you.

Back in the day I worked with a hippy chick who was a ultra feminist and left of Lennon but sexy as hell. This was during the 2000 election and 9/11 era I was socially liberal, but a hawk and fiscally conservative voted for W, don't think I'd do it today but did then and told anyone who wanted to know including her. Despite this we flirted a lot and I didn't take her shit if she annoyed me. While another co-worker a beta who hanged on her every word and did everything she wanted with a yes ma'am got a few dates with her, it was me who fucked her.

Never confuse wanting A lap dog for attraction.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Moviebob is an obvious 37 and in his middle school Call of Duty wasn't out, Karl.

But Super Mario Bros 3 was. And here we are.

This photo never gets old. Peak Bob.