Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Leftists like Bob have a "you're either with us or you're against us" mindset. Assange released emails which were damaging to Hillary therefore he is their enemy. It doesn't matter that Assange wants transparency from government officials regardless of party-affiliation. He went against Hillary therefore he is the enemy.

People associated with Assange (like Snowden) are thus also automatically their enemy. Look at the original post you were replying to. You'll see that "Lass_Library" black lady on twitter essentially going "um if you post that pic of Bob dressed as Mario that aligns you with the Nazis and that's NOT a good look..." (guilt by association as someone pointed out earlier). There is nothing inherently Nazi-like or political about posting a pic of Bob dressed as Mario but they have it in their head that everything is black/white. "Only the bad people post that pic". Don't expect logic from these people based on their supposed principles.
Oh I thought they just seen some conservatives/NAZI HOMOPHOBIC CHUD types defending Assange and automatically had to a "HE IS BAD" narrative. Not so much defending me lady Hillary's honor, as much as "PEOPLE I NO LIKE LIKE THIS SO ITS BAD" kind of thinking.
 
I'm also not American but I'd like to add my 2¢ worth.

Being a British guy with some Finnish family I follow both UK and Finnish politics. Leftists in both the UK and Finland did support Snowden from what I remember and also supported Assange, and I remember Jeremy Corbyn (basically Bernie if he was a Brit) being up in arms when Assange got arrested.
As an American who watches European and world politics I can tell you in Mainstream American Politics there is no left. Well no left compared to you guys most Europeans would consider most of the American left center to center right. Thats what was amazing about Bernie. That he got as far as he did with the Socialist label because in the U.S. being labeled a socialist in politics is almost as bad as being labeled a pedophile.

So yeah Film Robert like many American leftists lean right and it's not only because of his weight. Also this is about his butt hurtness over them going after his Queen Hillary he might had been pro Wikileaks if not for that.
 
These people don't know Glenn Greenwald at fucking all. Where the hell did they get the idea he wouldn't consider Trump an authoritarian? Back when he tried to uncover some sham corruption scheme that only implicated his own side here in Brazil, the man went out of his way to paint Bolsonaro as one, and he's just a lightweight army kid version of the Bad Orange Man.
Yeah, being a Brazilian and seeing Blob go on tirades about how Greenwald is far-right, authoritarian etc, while I know that in Brazil he's hated by most conservatives and loved by leftists, makes me appreciate Bob's retardation from a different perspective.
Glenn Greenwald also may have engaged in some lolcowish behavior himself many years ago by allegedly sockpuppeting in the comments of several websites.
 
"Do you not consider yourself superior to a Nazi?"
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No idea what was said as it's been nuked by the author but...it replied.
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I did find someone who's not innately superior per se
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I do believe that mirror version would definitely hate this version of himself
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But not to be outdone Bob fires back at the first troon
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I was unaware of who this Lily person was till @nlanpro informed me and I am full staff in anticipation on seeing if love can bloom in a flame war.

So Bob told a progressive black man "You don't know what actual racism is you stupid nigger", in so many words, and now he's picking fights with non-binary twinks? If he keeps this up will he drunkenly take swings at one of his angels? @DZoomer this is why I said nothing will make him not smug. Bob cannot be wrong and he will mulch whoever it takes, be they POC or one of the alphabet people, to keep himself right. As of now HE IS STILL CLAIMING HE WAS RIGHT IN CALLING OUT THE BLACK GUY!

Be warned, there is a bit of build up.
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"Heh. You see I am technically right in my own definition of telling that coon he doesn't know what racism is you plebian"

AND AS I'M WRITING THIS HE'S STILL TRYING TO PROVE HIS POINT WITH THAT NON-BINARY TWINK!
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He's also losing ground with other alphabet people
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Side note, why do these faggots have to ruin things I like like MST3K? Y'all idgits ruined The Gauntlet by making it an ADHD, unfocused, joke vomit mess.
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Back to the combative troon
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I gotta get sleep at some point but this is too much fun

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Added in archives that I forgot.
 
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having spent 20-odd years on the internet and 5 years on this site, I can honestly say it's the most diverse, open-minded, and generally intelligent forum I've ever come across

I'd say it's one of the few places where moderate leftists can congregate without being accused of badthink by either side. Moderate rightwingers also congregate here, along with people who would be thought of as being to the right of Pinochet, but if I had to pinpoint a point on the political spectrum where most kiwifarmers are, it'd be moderate leftist, somewhat libertarian - socially liberal and fiscally conservative. People who hate SJWs and Theocrats alike (even though the SJWs are doing more to get on people's nerves these days.)

As for Bob, the only way he'll stop being a smug lolcow is if he gets thrust into an environment where he's at the mercy of Nature. A serious illness that puts him in a hospital bed over the long term might do it, as he realizes that all of the CONSOOMABLES he loves so well can do nothing to save him from his fate. There are people who reject worldly pleasures and adopt religion under such circumstances. The only other thing that might unsmuggify Bob is him being forced into a post-apocalyptic primitive environment. No modern conveniences, nothing to consoom. Just Bob running around the desert as marauders in tricked out dune buggies chase his fat ass down to either turn him into dinner or into some kind of hood ornament/sex toy.

Now I'm not saying that I'd like something serious to happen to Bob (as far as I'm concerned, I'd rather he experience Prince Humperdinck's Fate: a long life all alone with his cowardice,) I'm just saying that Bob is unlikely to not ever be a lolcow, unless something happens that's so serious in nature, that none of us would care whether anyone else is a lolcow or not.)
 
I'm constantly amazed at how many cinema crusaders Roberto still has. You tweet anything critical of him and a hundred troons come out of the woodwork calling you a Nazi bigot. I know I shouldn't be surprised that such vapid people think of everything in terms of a political binary, and thus simp for Bobby despite him having actual fascistic beliefs simply because he hates the orange man, but it's still shocking that if you call him out for his eugenicist takes you'll be called a Nazi in response.

I guess this type of troon confusion is expected from people who think their chromosomes are a choice and not a biological fact.
 
Side note, why do these faggots have to ruin things I like like MST3K? Y'all idgits ruined The Gauntlet by making it an ADHD, unfocused, joke vomit mess.
Joel was an SJW in the early 90s before it was even a thing, sneering about 'the white male reality' to admittedly racist/uneducated fare like 'Jungle Goddess.' Even knowing this, I dropped some cash on the remake Kickstarter and what do I have to show for it? Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt. My bad.
 
I'm constantly amazed at how many cinema crusaders Roberto still has. You tweet anything critical of him and a hundred troons come out of the woodwork calling you a Nazi bigot. I know I shouldn't be surprised that such vapid people think of everything in terms of a political binary, and thus simp for Bobby despite him having actual fascistic beliefs simply because he hates the orange man, but it's still shocking that if you call him out for his eugenicist takes you'll be called a Nazi in response.

I guess this type of troon confusion is expected from people who think their chromosomes are a choice and not a biological fact.
I haven’t seen a fanbase this autistic since the Reylo base.
 
I'd say it's one of the few places where moderate leftists can congregate without being accused of badthink by either side. Moderate rightwingers also congregate here, along with people who would be thought of as being to the right of Pinochet, but if I had to pinpoint a point on the political spectrum where most kiwifarmers are, it'd be moderate leftist, somewhat libertarian - socially liberal and fiscally conservative. People who hate SJWs and Theocrats alike (even though the SJWs are doing more to get on people's nerves these days.)
This probably is one of the most ideologically diverse sites on the entire web and it's awesome for it.
As for Bob, the only way he'll stop being a smug lolcow is if he gets thrust into an environment where he's at the mercy of Nature. A serious illness that puts him in a hospital bed over the long term might do it, as he realizes that all of the CONSOOMABLES he loves so well can do nothing to save him from his fate. There are people who reject worldly pleasures and adopt religion under such circumstances. The only other thing that might unsmuggify Bob is him being forced into a post-apocalyptic primitive environment. No modern conveniences, nothing to consoom. Just Bob running around the desert as marauders in tricked out dune buggies chase his fat ass down to either turn him into dinner or into some kind of hood ornament/sex toy.

Now I'm not saying that I'd like something serious to happen to Bob (as far as I'm concerned, I'd rather he experience Prince Humperdinck's Fate: a long life all alone with his cowardice,) I'm just saying that Bob is unlikely to not ever be a lolcow, unless something happens that's so serious in nature, that none of us would care whether anyone else is a lolcow or not.)
Pretty much this. I only joined recently in the past few months and only lurked on this site for a year or so before that, but one of the things I've observed that makes someone a lolcow is that they are utterly incapable of reflecting on their actions or behaviors, and continue to double down on it. Someone who has a bad day, makes a bad decision, and spazzes out is not a lolcow; someone who hits a bad period in their life, makes some bad decisions, and spazzes out for a few months is not a lolcow; someone who constantly is saying they're having a bad day and constantly making bad decisions and spazzing out is, more than likely, a lolcow.
 
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So what would Bobby propose to do with those peoples, those Nazis, who "were literally good for nothing to start with", especially if deradicallizing them is futile? The real Nazis have an answer that I'm sure The NotEugenicsBob would go wild with.

A black man who takes issue being unfairly called racist is "an unbalanced stalker".
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How dare you slaves rebel against your white master? Must be a mental illness!

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Nice Hollidays tree. And please keep in mind that Bobby made all those tweets that Ralph capped when he was spending time with his extended family.

I wonder what these superior gentlemen partake in parties?
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He has never stopped tweeting. In addition to slapfights he also sweet-talks Nymphomachy. Those tweets are boring so I spare you.
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You wonder if he had time to eat at all, or did he order his nephew and niece to spoonfeed him?
 
So what would Bobby propose to do with those peoples, those Nazis, who "were literally good for nothing to start with", especially if deradicallizing them is futile? The real Nazis have an answer that I'm sure The NotEugenicsBob would go wild with.

A black man who takes issue being unfairly called racist is "an unbalanced stalker".
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How dare you slaves rebel against your white master? Must be a mental illness!

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Nice Hollidays tree. And please keep in mind that Bobby made all those tweets that Ralph capped when he was spending time with his extended family.

I wonder what these superior gentlemen partake in parties?
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He has never stopped tweeting. In addition to slapfights he also sweet-talks Nymphomachy. Those tweets are boring so I spare you.
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You wonder if he had time to eat at all, or did he order his nephew and niece to spoonfeed him?
Those pasta dishes and salad look store bought, and did they even heat that loaf of bread?
 
So what would Bobby propose to do with those peoples, those Nazis, who "were literally good for nothing to start with", especially if deradicallizing them is futile? The real Nazis have an answer that I'm sure The NotEugenicsBob would go wild with.

A black man who takes issue being unfairly called racist is "an unbalanced stalker".
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How dare you slaves rebel against your white master? Must be a mental illness!

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Nice Hollidays tree. And please keep in mind that Bobby made all those tweets that Ralph capped when he was spending time with his extended family.

I wonder what these superior gentlemen partake in parties?
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He has never stopped tweeting. In addition to slapfights he also sweet-talks Nymphomachy. Those tweets are boring so I spare you.
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You wonder if he had time to eat at all, or did he order his nephew and niece to spoonfeed him?
Bob always has this dumbfounded blank look. It's remarkable. It just looks like nothing's in his head.
 
Holy shit, I didn't even catch that! :story:
Do you think those are both Bob's, or do you think the Luigi might belong to Chris?

My current headcannon is the only way Robert will touch fruit is if Mario is next to it, so its gotta be Chris trying to make sure his brother gets some vitamins.

"Look Bob, its Mario! And Mario wants you to have some fruit... its even red and blue just like Mario!"
 
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