Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

It makes no sense but I guess TIME knows a Biden presidency wouldn't last long before Kamala took over.

Even Bob isn’t fully on board with a Kamala presidency.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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I didn’t think it was possible for Robert to grow any more pathetic in my eyes than he already was, but his admission that he puts so much work into his shitty tweets just floored me.

 

[BScCollateral]

Real missed opportunity that they made a female Iron Man character and didn't name her "Iron Maiden"

Also, already taken; in Marvel, Iron Maiden is a Black Widow character.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Real missed opportunity that they made a female Iron Man character and didn't name her "Iron Maiden" (but then I'm guessing there would probably be copyright issues with the band of the same name and such).


What really bugs me about this year's "PERSON" (singular) of the Year is that they made it 2 PEOPLE (plural). It makes no sense but I guess TIME knows a Biden presidency wouldn't last long before Kamala took over. I'm guessing they also wanted a women of color in the spotlight since one of the other finalists was "Racial Justice Movement" which makes even LESS sense since it's not a person at all:
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TIME is a fucking joke.

Ah yes, my favourite person, Mr Racial Justice Movement.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Imagine thinking fighting racism is giving shitty hand me down character attributes and symbolism instead of making something new and actully putting effort, lol.

"Uh, yeah, he's like, moon knight except call Half-Moon and he's black."

Even Bob isn’t fully on board with a Kamala presidency.

He wanted Warren so bad because she promised him a spaceship and all of rural America gassed.

 

[existencialdispointment]

Imagine thinking fighting racism is giving shitty hand me down character attributes and symbolism instead of making something new and actully putting effort, lol.

"Uh, yeah, he's like, moon knight except call Half-Moon and he's black."



He wanted Warren so bad because she promised him a spaceship and all of rural America gassed.

new moon* because why not go all the way with a joke

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So...Bob has been a lot more horny on main then he's let on.

Spoiler: Real girls

https://twitter.com/hotforwizard

https://twitter.com/lizbetheden

https://twitter.com/ElsaJeanxxx

https://twitter.com/Madison420Ivy

https://twitter.com/undeux

https://twitter.com/JazyBerlin

I think we finally have an answer of how Bob prefers his she-males. Full futa.

Spoiler: trannys

https://twitter.com/thot_piece

https://twitter.com/DominoPresley

https://twitter.com/HereOnNeptune

https://twitter.com/ChrisCrocker

An almost even split between vaginas and wieners. How progressive!

And because I know you're all wondering, yes he still follows Sarah Nyberg and he no longer follows Lindsay.

 

[Vida]

Moviebob escape to the movies parody from 2011

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Now something of even less consequence than PedoJewRat's toxic dump:

Praying it does not end like this.

 

[Neko GF]

Someone told known Twitter/ Twitch troon, Casey Cronin was told get a personality outside of being a troon. Naturally, Robert must defend m'tranny's honour!

https://twitter.com/KlixomF/status/1337473426995302400 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1337475114716311552 (Archive)

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So...Bob has been a lot more horny on main then he's let on.

Spoiler: Real girls

https://twitter.com/hotforwizard

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https://twitter.com/lizbetheden

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https://twitter.com/ElsaJeanxxx

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https://twitter.com/Madison420Ivy

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https://twitter.com/undeux

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https://twitter.com/JazyBerlin

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I think we finally have an answer of how Bob prefers his she-males. Full futa.

Spoiler: trannys

https://twitter.com/thot_piece

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https://twitter.com/DominoPresley

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https://twitter.com/HereOnNeptune

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https://twitter.com/ChrisCrocker

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An almost even split between vaginas and wieners. How progressive!

And because I know you're all wondering, yes he still follows Sarah Nyberg and he no longer follows Lindsay.

I see where his $$ go now besides dew chicken and booze. "Sorry, bro. Can't help with your kitchen, gotta get this thot to blab my name out while fingering her butthole."

 

[Tito from Rocket Power]

BOB CHIPMAN IS A BLACK MAN

YAKUB

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

BOB CHIPMAN IS A BLACK MAN

YAKUB

You're welcome to him.

(and to be fair, the stuff he says about mayonnaise ghouls is eerily similar to what the Nation of Islam says about whites)

 

[hot hot leg]

Link (Archive)
Bob shares a sexual fantasy.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Bob shares a sexual fantasy.

So that explains why he enjoys getting roasted by women on Twitter.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So that explains why he enjoys getting roasted by women on Twitter.

I wonder if Bob’s Chinese waifu is eventually going to get sick of him replying to her and eventually call him out? Bob is due for another Ellis treatment with the way he talks.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder if Bob’s Chinese waifu is eventually going to get sick of him replying to her and eventually call him out? Bob is due for another Ellis treatment with the way he talks.

Please God.

In fact, why not do us one better and make one of the actually well known bluechecks he simps for on Twitter call him out when he starts on his eugenics BS?

 

[Druveer]

BOB CHIPMAN IS A BLACK MAN

YAKUB

Wait, Yakub (PBUH) are you claiming that you created Bob Chipman? Is he really not a evil honkey oppressor?


Also the same night I learned who "Yakub" was I learned about "Xenu". It was a weird night.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

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Alien is going to TV and Ridley Scott is rumored to be the executive producer. Bobby is not happy.
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I don't know whats more embarrassing: The pop-culture flavored word salad of a tweet itself, the fact he thinks he is clever for posting it, the fact he thinks whatever that all means would be "cool", or that even after multiple tries that was the best he could come up with.

 

[kcbbq]

The fact that anyone believes Disney isn't going to continue to ruin the franchises they bought is astounding. I fear for the Willow stuff and for Indiana Jones 5.