Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I gave a bit of a rundown on page 3296

Tldr; it's horrible. Bad mic, boring content, zero editing, everything you'd expect from someone who is late to podcasting and desperately trying to hit a gold mine by putting in minimal effort.

I see Chris is really benefiting from Bob's extensive expertise gained over a decade of experience.

new moon* because why not go all the way with a joke

New-half moon, because the only thing better than a black person is a tranny!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I don't know whats more embarrassing: The pop-culture flavored word salad of a tweet itself, the fact he thinks he is clever for posting it, the fact he thinks whatever that all means would be "cool", or that even after multiple tries that was the best he could come up with.

Everything about Bobbo is embarrassing. I've never seen someone failing so hard at being witty after literally years of tweeting quips. You think he'd get better at his "cool take" game with time and practice, but he hasn't learned a damn thing about anything, even the one thing he does all day every day.

Worst of all, about thirteen people liked that stream of jumbled thoughts. Can't be stream of consciousness if you have no conscience of your own. The fact that some people find this human piece of chewed gum insighful and worthy of attention just proves that massified social media was a mistake.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Guy's in his 80s now. He has a "nature show" on CBC called The Nature of Things (which is like a standard PBS nature show but with more political bias). IDK if he parties now, as all he does now is have multiple houses, millions of dollars, jets around the world, consooms like crazy, and yet has the nerve to tell the plebs about how their lifestyles are ruining Mother Earth. He's a nasty misanthrope (back in college while he was high AF he was ranting about how everybody's a maggot and some people are "level 40 maggots") that occasionally lets the broadcaster genial mask slip.

Shame. From your description I was thinking he was a Tommy Chong look alike who fried his brain on drugs and came up with some insane free-love hippy paradise instead of being a limousine liberal asshole. Now I don't want to party with him.

The fact that anyone believes Disney isn't going to continue to ruin the franchises they bought is astounding. I fear for the Willow stuff and for Indiana Jones 5.

Doesn't matter to Bob and the other consoomers out there, a recognizable name is pumping out sequels and remakes to franchises they know so all those movies and shows must be good. Indy 5 could be Harrison Ford sitting around in a nursing home for two hours and Bob and the other soyboy bugmen will find some way to praise it. The manchild will happily lap up whatever slop he's given as long as it comes from the right person and is served the right way.

 

[Water-T]

Real missed opportunity that they made a female Iron Man character and didn't name her "Iron Maiden" (but then I'm guessing there would probably be copyright issues with the band of the same name and such).

A few years ago, there was a comic called "Iron and the Maiden". After the first issue, Iron Maiden filed a lawsuit, and the comic then had to change the title to "The Iron Saint".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Praying it does not end like this.

Remember, Time Magazine is the same magazine that declared Adolf Hitler their person of the year in 1938.

 

[Absolutego]

Remember, Time Magazine is the same magazine that declared Adolf Hitler their person of the year in 1938.

He was probably the most influential person of the year in 1938. "Person of the Year" has never been an endorsement, and Time's stuck with that forever. That's how Vladdy made the list in recent memory.
A better critique is these are the morons who made "Social Media comments sections" person of the year in the mid 2000's and that their magazine is only read these days in doctors' waiting rooms.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He was probably the most influential person of the year in 1938. "Person of the Year" has never been an endorsement, and Time's stuck with that forever. That's how Vladdy made the list in recent memory.
A better critique is these are the morons who made "Social Media comments sections" person of the year in the mid 2000's and that their magazine is only read these days in doctors' waiting rooms.

There's also the fact that the Hong Kong protesters got over 95% of the vote and Greta Thunberg got person of the year.

 

[Positron]

Worst of all, about thirteen people liked that stream of jumbled thoughts. Can't be stream of consciousness if you have no conscience of your own. The fact that some people find this human piece of chewed gum insighful and worthy of attention just proves that massified social media was a mistake.

Bobby has lived almost 40 years of his life and still haven't gotten that pesky thing called "comprehensibility". But no matter, Bobby may be dumb but he is not ashamed by his dumbness -- and this shamelessness, this hubris, is what attracts sadbrains.



Chris is pretty busty:


And here are some pictures from 2006:

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Bobby's next smash-hit idea: Queen's Gambit in the land of Tron:


But there is nothing that pleases him more than to be validated by an LGBT!

I dunno. The story of Paul Bunyan is pretty simple and easy to tell, but any long-standing comics franchise is bound to have grown into a Gordian knot that takes a full-time staff to unravel.


I saw some video of Grauso on youtube, she does look convincingly female.





More simping of that Grauso LGBT. Forget the Hollywood of the Mayo Ghouls; the Superior Future belongs to Reee-Reee Williams!


Presumably comic-book in-joke. No idea.


PedoJewRat:



Bobby sure loves calling people "creep" lately. Anyone knows why?

MCU:


Bobby's Angels. Luke talks about Star Wars TV.


Wut?


Banana Wu mad at Tulsi Gabbard.


"Chud":

 

[Pagliacci]

A few years ago, there was a comic called "Iron and the Maiden". After the first issue, Iron Maiden filed a lawsuit, and the comic then had to change the title to "The Iron Saint".

Yeah Iron Maiden (or whatever lawyers they have in charge) seem really litigious and eager to sue anybody over their name. In the same vein of what you mentioned there was a recent Build engine game called "Ion Maiden" that got sued so they were forced to change the name to "Ion Fury". What strikes me as particularly disgusting about these lawsuits is that the band didn't come up with the term "Iron Maiden". They took the name from a famous Medieval torture device (though historical use of these devices seem to be a myth). It's bullshit to take a term that was already famous and act like you have sole ownership of it.

The creators of Iron Man comics being afraid of getting sued by a metal band for trademark infringement is a weird turn of events when you remember that another metal band (Black Sabbath) named one of their famous songs "Iron Man" and never worried for a moment about getting sued.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Real missed opportunity that they made a female Iron Man character and didn't name her "Iron Maiden" (but then I'm guessing there would probably be copyright issues with the band of the same name and such).

I don't think anyone can actually copyright the name "Iron Maiden" except maybe in a very specific context (can't name another rock band Iron Maiden, for example) because the iron maiden was a medieval torture device long before it was a band. It'd be like trying to copyright the term "coffee cup" or something.


"You have merely adopted the white trash. I was raised in it. Molded by it. The first time I ate a meal that wasn't served in a plastic microwave tray or marinated in Mountain Dew I was already a man. By then it was nothing but flavorless."

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think anyone can actually copyright the name "Iron Maiden" except maybe in a very specific context (can't name another rock band Iron Maiden, for example) because the iron maiden was a medieval torture device long before it was a band. It'd be like trying to copyright the term "coffee cup" or something.

Correct but it's not copyright, it's trademark, an entirely different beast. You don't lose a copyright if you don't sue over every infringement. You do lose a trademark if it ceases to identify your product, whether or not it was your fault. Therefore, people are a lot more litigious over trademark. However, it's still true that Iron Maiden are real fuckwads on this shit and their lawyers routinely threaten suit over utterly nonsensical things, and it makes the band themselves look like fuckwads.

 

[Ashen One]

I don't think anyone can actually copyright the name "Iron Maiden" except maybe in a very specific context (can't name another rock band Iron Maiden, for example) because the iron maiden was a medieval torture device long before it was a band. It'd be like trying to copyright the term "coffee cup" or something.

As far as I know, this is how it's supposed to work (but I believe you're thinking of Trademarks). You can't have the same name in similar sectors due to possible confusion, but if it's different enough (music and video games) that isn't supposed to be a problem. You can't name your band "Nirvana", but you can probably open a Spa with that name.

However, Iron Maiden has fuck you amounts of money and can make people's lives a living hell through lawsuits. So unless someone is dead set in wanting to use the name "Iron Maiden", they'll change it because it's just not worth the financial trouble to bother challenging the band's lawyers in court. They sued some guy who had a comic named Iron and the Maiden back in 2009 despite literally nobody thinking the comic and the band were linked in any way.

Back to the topic of the thread, that Disney lineup is nauseating and literally nothing sounds good.

 

[ditto]

As far as I know, this is how it's supposed to work (but I believe you're thinking of Trademarks). You can't have the same name in similar sectors due to possible confusion, but if it's different enough (music and video games) that isn't supposed to be a problem. You can't name your band "Nirvana", but you can probably open a Spa with that name.

Most famously the 30 year dispute between Apple Computer and Apple Corps owned by The Beatles.

Everything was pretty settled until the 2000s and the iPod and basically ended with Apple Computer acquiring all of the trademark rights and licensing some back to The Beatles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v_Apple_Computer

 

[AnOminous]

Most famously the 30 year dispute between Apple Computer and Apple Corps owned by The Beatles.

Everything was pretty settled until the 2000s and the iPod and basically ended with Apple Computer acquiring all of the trademark rights and licensing some back to The Beatles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Corps_v_Apple_Computer

This is such a bizarre series of lawsuits over decades that you can't really recommend it to people as a way to understand trademark in some specific case. But if you really want to know how absolutely insane trademark is, read all this. Just because a really huge band called their corporation Apple Corps and a computer company called itself Apple. And then there's five decades of bullshit and the dumbest litigation in the world over absolutely opaque settlement agreements and whatever. It's mostly just lunacy. Except lawyers made a lot of money on this utter crap that benefited nobody else but lawyers.

 

[Vesperus]

But there is nothing that pleases him more than to be validated by an LGBT!
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Bloody hell. I've not seen a man that thirsty since "Ice Cold in Alex"

Edit: Also Sylvia Syms was hot as balls. Fight me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Wait, Yakub (PBUH) are you claiming that you created Bob Chipman? Is he really not a evil honkey oppressor?


Also the same night I learned who "Yakub" was I learned about "Xenu". It was a weird night.

In Nation of Islam theology Yakub created whites on the island of Patmos. This is one of the many reasons why pretty much every Muslim, whether Shia, Sunni, or Ibadi, and whether they're a full on jihadist or the Muslim version of liberal Prods that hold second baptisms for transgenders, hate the Nation of Islam and consider them heretics.

There's also the fact that the Hong Kong protesters got over 95% of the vote and Greta Thunberg got person of the year.

Yeah, but putting Thunberg on the front page of your magazine won't piss the CCP off.

Bobby has lived almost 40 years of his life and still haven't gotten that pesky thing called "comprehensibility". But no matter, Bobby may be dumb but he is not ashamed by his dumbness -- and this shamelessness, this hubris, is what attracts sadbrains.

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Chris is pretty busty:
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And here are some pictures from 2006:
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Bobby's next smash-hit idea: Queen's Gambit in the land of Tron:
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But there is nothing that pleases him more than to be validated by an LGBT!
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I dunno. The story of Paul Bunyan is pretty simple and easy to tell, but any long-standing comics franchise is bound to have grown into a Gordian knot that takes a full-time staff to unravel.

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I saw some video of Grauso on youtube, she does look convincingly female.

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More simping of that Grauso LGBT. Forget the Hollywood of the Mayo Ghouls; the Superior Future belongs to Reee-Reee Williams!
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Presumably comic-book in-joke. No idea.
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PedoJewRat:
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Bobby sure loves calling people "creep" lately. Anyone knows why?

MCU:
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Bobby's Angels. Luke talks about Star Wars TV.
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Wut?
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Banana Wu mad at Tulsi Gabbard.
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"Chud":
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Bob has retweeted Ilhan ”it's all about the Benjamins” Omar more times than I can count. He is in no position to accuse others of being anti-Semites.

Other than that, this just seems like a fairly normal collection of tweets from EugenicsBob - although I think it's worth pointing out that it's especially funny watching people say that ”chud” is an anti-racist term when it was derived from the word ”tšuhna”, which is an ethnic slur used against Finns.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't think anyone can actually copyright the name "Iron Maiden" except maybe in a very specific context (can't name another rock band Iron Maiden, for example) because the iron maiden was a medieval torture device long before it was a band. It'd be like trying to copyright the term "coffee cup" or something.

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"You have merely adopted the white trash. I was raised in it. Molded by it. The first time I ate a meal that wasn't served in a plastic microwave tray or marinated in Mountain Dew I was already a man. By then it was nothing but flavorless."

Technically you can't use "Iron Maiden" as the title of anything, because of the band. 3D Realms made a game called "Ion Maiden" and got sued, had to change it to "Ion Fury."

However, this wouldn't apply to a character in a story. Character names are only copyrighted in very specific instances where they're already famous iirc.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Bob Chipman: Thiccc woman respecter

https://twitter.com/spicyfoxlady

https://archive.vn/BFj5z

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Keep casting that line, Bob. One of these days, a sexy single lady on twitter will go "Yes, this is what my life has been missing! A sweaty, grotesque oaf!" and then your Love Quest will be over.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

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Bobby has lived almost 40 years of his life and still haven't gotten that pesky thing called "comprehensibility". But no matter, Bobby may be dumb but he is not ashamed by his dumbness -- and this shamelessness, this hubris, is what attracts sadbrains.

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Chris is pretty busty:
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And here are some pictures from 2006:
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+ + + +
Bobby's next smash-hit idea: Queen's Gambit in the land of Tron:
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But there is nothing that pleases him more than to be validated by an LGBT!
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I dunno. The story of Paul Bunyan is pretty simple and easy to tell, but any long-standing comics franchise is bound to have grown into a Gordian knot that takes a full-time staff to unravel.

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I saw some video of Grauso on youtube, she does look convincingly female.

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More simping of that Grauso LGBT. Forget the Hollywood of the Mayo Ghouls; the Superior Future belongs to Reee-Reee Williams!
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Presumably comic-book in-joke. No idea.
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PedoJewRat:
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Bobby sure loves calling people "creep" lately. Anyone knows why?

MCU:
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Bobby's Angels. Luke talks about Star Wars TV.
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Wut?
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Banana Wu mad at Tulsi Gabbard.
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"Chud":
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Yeah, much like the “warthog” is the only reason to check Spoony’s thread these days, I’m in this thread pretty much 100% for “TheChippa”. Bob is too predictable by now, but his brother continues to reach new heights of fascinating cringe with his delusional e-begging and his weird creepy selfies. I can’t believe he’s getting over $500 a month from strangers on Patreon. It’s also hard to imagine that his public complaints every time someone pulls their patronage will inspire people to join up, as they will have to worry about being guilt tripped if they unsub for any reason. Not exactly appealing.

 

[Ita Mori]

Anti-vax looter got her just deserts. Bobby was on her side two days ago,

So she went from inspiring female POC to filthy alt-right negress that fast in Bobby's eyes? Fucking lol. If this isn't an example of just how racist big city lolberalism is, nothing is.