Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338260856648454144 (Archive)

The irony of a failed film critic who's been fired multiple times calling anyone else "disposable".

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338260856648454144 (Archive)

The irony of a failed film critic who's been fired multiple times calling anyone else "disposable".

You would think CinemaRobert would have the wherewithal to realize inverting the political affiliation would result in an exact depiction of himself.

Actually, I take that back. This guy is in better shape and looks better than Diabeto, plus he seems to be somewhat happy. On all three counts, he has Bobby beat.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:

I hope someone answered this with the image of Palpatine saying "Ironic"

Because this is way to go to on his lack of self awareness.

 

[Inshallah]

Only thing is, the Sistine Chapel was built as a place of worship to god (or at least the christian perception of god), which's been pretty much the same god since the roman empire, meanwhile the Avengers are an intellectual property created to cater on american exceptionalism fantasies to sell comics and licensed products, and they've changed a lot in it's few decades of existence as times changed and Marvel attempted to explore new markets.

Folklore and myths persist through generations for (mostly) two reasons:
1. Set examples to be followed and transmit values
2. Explain natural phenomenons inexplicable to them at the time
Meanwhile, the avengers were created to sell comics, and their "lore" changes as the market dictates. Isn't it sad when lots of people grow without an actual culture, but products and commodities that barely resemble a bastardized version of a folklore?

The reason capeshit will never rise to the level of mythology and folklore is simple: modern copyright.

Bob calling it a "shared mythos" is a joke for that reason. Back in ancient Greek times you'd end up with countless versions of different stories, or different interpretations of different characters, each bard putting their own spin on things, resulting in an ever expanding and evolving lore.

But these days try to tell your own version of The Avengers and get a lawsuit crammed up your ass. Any ability to create a SHARED mythos from superheroes will get fucked by the Mouse or other copyright abusers.

 

[make_it_so]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338260856648454144 (Archive)

The irony of a failed film critic who's been fired multiple times calling anyone else "disposable".

Even in his attempts at humor, on a subject who is clearly mockable, MovieBlob still can't help but come across as a vindictive, vile, eliminationist cretin.

Bob, go fuck yourself. While I do not doubt that that overly-enthusiastic Trump supporter is probably lolcow material if you dug deep enough, he at least at first glance comes across as somewhat affable and pleasant, and there's something heartwarming in his eagerness - like a big dumb kid who's showed up to see his favorite wrestler, or is going to see his favorite superhero's new movie on opening day.

You, meanwhile, just from your Twitter profile, come across as an inherently ugly and repulsive individual, looking suspiciously like a dark sociopath that's just waiting for an excuse to abuse someone. And when one actually takes a look at the empty-minded shit you move from your hole to your twitter feed, those suspicions get proven correct. You're a disgusting fat sack of shit that gives the most mediocre, dumb, and plebeian takes on film and pop culture, and yet you expect everyone to take your musings as brilliant and insightful. You clearly have failed to take care of yourself and your body, and yet you boast about your physical prowess and "ability to bench 300 pounds" while proudly showing off your repulsive kitchen disasters and "fairly average amount of food" that have made you such a diabetic fat fuck. You rant and rave about obsoletes that have taken a future that "I earned!!!" and how they need to be eliminated, while you yourself have contributed absolutely nothing to said future outside of providing Twitter likes, have been fired twice from a basic bitch movie review job, and are only able to continue stuffing your fat worthless maw with junk because enough people out there are big enough suckers to support your monthly e-begging grift.

You are nothing, Robert "MovieBob" Chipman, and you will continue to be nothing. If you were to keel over from your diabetes tomorrow, the only thing that would change in this world is that Kiwi Farms would have one less lolcow to laugh at. Get fucked.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Bob calling it a "shared mythos" is a joke for that reason. Back in ancient Greek times you'd end up with countless versions of different stories, or different interpretations of different characters, each bard putting their own spin on things, resulting in an ever expanding and evolving lore.

Yeah, I didn't comment at the time on Diabeto's inane comparison of the corporate artistic void known as the MCU to an entire fucking artistic and literary tradition stretching back over two thousand years across multiple unrelated languages and peoples, but suffice it to say: he is an uneducated buffoon LARPing as an intellectual. This isn't even an opinion that a reddit tier atheist would have. What a pathetic excuse for a man.

 

[Ashen One]

Between Ralph and Moviebob, who's the bigger piece of fat white trash?

Ralph, there's no contest here.

Bob is a loathsome person, but his self-inflicted misery affects him and him alone. None of what Bob has ever done has had consequences other than making people laugh at him. The fact he goes on and on about obsolete believers when he himself is a fat slob whose job could disappear overnight with no impact in the world just makes it funnier. Yes Bob, I'm sure the world is in dire need of your lukewarm takes about Capeshit and movies with lesbians. Don't forget to slobber over Disney's dick more, friendo.

Ralph's destructive behavior actually has serious consequences for others, as retarded as those others may be. The guy got a barely legal teenager to run away from home, got her pregnant because he wanted to prove how manly he is to the Karen Farms (who could not give a shit either way), waited no time to cheat on her with that other woman who is into lolicon and whose name I forgot while leaving Faith alone while pregnant, and then pressured Faith to accept a poly relationship between the three. He released the gunt tape to own the aylawgs without giving two shits about how Faith would feel on having a sex tape on the internet. He so clearly thirsts for Null's dick he can't ever stop talking about it, there are literal gay porn stars who think about dick less than Ralph thinks about Null's.

Watching Bob is like watching someone you dislike fall off a bike while watching Ralph feels like watching a pile-up happen on a highway. Bob has no power to fuck things up for others as much as he wants to. Ralph can and will fuck things up for everyone involved.

 

[Neko GF]

The reason capeshit will never rise to the level of mythology and folklore is simple: modern copyright.

Bob calling it a "shared mythos" is a joke for that reason. Back in ancient Greek times you'd end up with countless versions of different stories, or different interpretations of different characters, each bard putting their own spin on things, resulting in an ever expanding and evolving lore.

But these days try to tell your own version of The Avengers and get a lawsuit crammed up your ass. Any ability to create a SHARED mythos from superheroes will get fucked by the Mouse or other copyright abusers.

This and the fact that capeshit movies are corporate trash that gets forgotten about in like a year. Capeshit represents nothing more than shallow tropes and corporate interests and as such will not be remembered in the same way that folklore and mythology is.

Even in his attempts at humor, on a subject who is clearly mockable, MovieBlob still can't help but come across as a vindictive, vile, eliminationist cretin.

Bob, go fuck yourself. While I do not doubt that that overly-enthusiastic Trump supporter is probably lolcow material if you dug deep enough, he at least at first glance comes across as somewhat affable and pleasant, and there's something heartwarming in his eagerness - like a big dumb kid who's showed up to see his favorite wrestler, or is going to see his favorite superhero's new movie on opening day.

You, meanwhile, just from your Twitter profile, come across as an inherently ugly and repulsive individual, looking suspiciously like a dark sociopath that's just waiting for an excuse to abuse someone. And when one actually takes a look at the empty-minded shit you move from your hole to your twitter feed, those suspicions get proven correct. You're a disgusting fat sack of shit that gives the most mediocre, dumb, and plebeian takes on film and pop culture, and yet you expect everyone to take your musings as brilliant and insightful. You clearly have failed to take care of yourself and your body, and yet you boast about your physical prowess and "ability to bench 300 pounds" while proudly showing off your repulsive kitchen disasters and "fairly average amount of food" that have made you such a diabetic fat fuck. You rant and rave about obsoletes that have taken a future that "I earned!!!" and how they need to be eliminated, while you yourself have contributed absolutely nothing to said future outside of providing Twitter likes, have been fired twice from a basic bitch movie review job, and are only able to continue stuffing your fat worthless maw with junk because enough people out there are big enough suckers to support your monthly e-begging grift.

You are nothing, Robert "MovieBob" Chipman, and you will continue to be nothing. If you were to keel over from your diabetes tomorrow, the only thing that would change in this world is that Kiwi Farms would have one less lolcow to laugh at. Get fucked.
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In the end all Robert will be remembered for is being a massive lolcow with horrible political opinions and a +3000 page Kiwi Farms thread.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Diabeeto has found a worthy arch-nemesis:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338260856648454144 (Archive)

The irony of a failed film critic who's been fired multiple times calling anyone else "disposable".

A failed film critic who got fired twice from the same magazine.

 

[StraightShooter2]

A failed film critic who got fired twice from the same magazine.

I already mentioned, at this point, someone could probably just get ahold of his few remaining advertizers, send them all the years worth of infantile crap from Blob (the defense of the "Cuties" movie in specific), and just wait for them to drop him altogether.

Someone said his only advertisers now are through Youtube's monetization, but chances are there may be some advertizers who tend to appear in the video adds more than others (due to Bob's channel being branded as gaming/film related stuff) - if they learn that a weirdo who defends films which are banned in some states as child porn is regularily having their ads displayed on his channel, they might be able to get in contact with Youtube's ad department and have the channel demonitized.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd say his obsession with Mario is loathsome because he treats everything with such seriousness. If you really love Mario, fine, whatever, better than being a dog fucker.

This is a dude with a complete lack of a sense of humor who unironically actually cosplayed as Mario.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I already mentioned, at this point, someone could probably just get ahold of his few remaining advertizers, send them all the years worth of infantile crap from Blob (the defense of the "Cuties" movie in specific), and just wait for them to drop him altogether.

Someone said his only advertisers now are through Youtube's monetization, but chances are there may be some advertizers who tend to appear in the video adds more than others (due to Bob's channel being branded as gaming/film related stuff) - if they learn that a weirdo who defends films which are banned in some states as child porn is regularily having their ads displayed on his channel, they might be able to get in contact with Youtube's ad department and have the channel demonitized.

His channel is also declining still, barely holding 134K subscribers.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I thought it was invented by the Nazis as a stimulant for soldiers fighting on the Eastern Front.

It was, and sometimes hilarious things happened because of it.

I think Bob is starting to move from more coherent forms of evil (based on lust, anger, self-aggrandizement, and bureaucratic authoritarianiam,) to a less coherent, chaotic form of evil. Just a raw opposition to everything that's remotely good or wholesome, whether anything he believes in makes any sense or not. I also think the only thing keeping him from becoming Ethan Ralph is his physical weirdness, his lack of emotional maturity, and that combination of arrogance and low self-esteem that tells any woman that gets involved with him, that he'll become a spiteful son of a bitch if she ever does anything he doesn't like.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Someone said his only advertisers now are through Youtube's monetization, but chances are there may be some advertizers who tend to appear in the video adds more than others (due to Bob's channel being branded as gaming/film related stuff) - if they learn that a weirdo who defends films which are banned in some states as child porn is regularily having their ads displayed on his channel, they might be able to get in contact with Youtube's ad department and have the channel demonitized.

He's likely not even getting any money through YouTube advertisers. Every since the adpocalypse hit in 2017, it's been hard for virtually anyone to make money that way on YouTube. Not just anyone can do it, only the bigger people who have connections or are partnered with somebody. I remember him bitching a couple of years ago about he is constantly getting screwed out of ad revenue, meaning that he isn't in that category of people who can get it.

At this point the only revenue Bob likely has is his Patreon.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I’m shocked Bob hasn’t been given a sub forum at this point. He obviously has the content to warrant the threads, and he just won’t stop.

It’s like he Tweets the same self loathing vitriol 50 times a day and never feels Vitamin D because he just wants to keep spouting like this.

I wish he’d take a good look at himself, chill with some old Game Overthinker, particularly the first 15 episodes where his voice was slightly distorted yet sounded like a calm, soothing professor.

There really was a time when Bob seemed normal.

 

[Wünderkind]

There's also just the fact that society would immediately and catastrophically collapse as lines of supply and logistics and all the shit necessary to maintain existence as we currently enjoy it would instantly disappear. You'd be looking at more like 99%+ of all of humanity dying, and the rest would be desperate, violent dregs living in Hell.

This is what subhuman turds like Bob Chimpman actually want. Even though he'd be one of the first ones dead.

it is funny because haven't his kind praised "essential workers" at length throughout all this, yet don't seem to realize there are many, many more like them who aren't necessarily in health/nursing professions?

 

[Positron]

It's not the job of a big corporation to teach your kid morality in your place.

If you somehow get a moral eureka watching capeshit, well, that's okay. Epiphany can come from unlikely places. But you are not justified to infer from your idiosyncratic ethical epiphany to the conviction that the filmmakers have deliberately put a parable in the popcorn; and to suggest that the whole company is involved in the moral betterment of people is as bizarre as any conspiracy theory.

More old Chips. Cultural appropriation from 10 years ago:




Fuck Nazis! Trannies forever!


+ + + +

The "game" is presumably Cyberpunk 41%.


To be fair the second post is really pathetic; if not for the mention of "work" I'd be sure it was by a tranny.

Someone joins Bob in commiserating and grudge-wanking about cinema lockdowns. Bobby is quick to jump to the consoomers' defense.



I can't see the relation between democracy and cinema lockdowns, but then I'm not smart enough to even tell what Bobby means by "populism".



+ + + +
MCU:


Capeshit and Jim Crow:


Synder:


Bobby is going to review something edgy:


+ + + +
No-Deal Brexit is "self-harm":

I guess a lizard auto-amputating its tail is also a form of "self-harm".

Tulsi Gabbard and the great tranny debate:

Fallon Fox is a sociopathic, violent man who broke the skull of a female MMA fighter. Other respondents mention Rhys McKinnon, a lazy fat guy who defeated all women cyclists in his age group.

Alber's evidence is unarguable. Hence Bobby resorts to bullying:


Fortunately Albers is not cowered:

You'll read about the AOC part in due course. Meanwhile the mention of "cancel culture" put all leftie hypocrites in offense mode, and Albers is pelted with rotten eggs.



And Bobby and his fans don't mind. Honest. Bobby's convoluted phraseology tells you he doesn't care one bit.

Reminder that Bobby used to be both the shover and the shoved.

Alber's crime does not end here. Before getting into the tranny debate, he desecrated the Second Holiest Cow of Superior Future:


No fucking idea:


+ + + +
The faux-socialist debate went on:


Bobby urges people to forget Nancy Pelosi's freezer because it is "eight months ago":

Yup. We should judge politicians by the transparency of their freezers. BTW what does Hillary Rodham's freezer looks like? I bet it is full of freshly-procured "pizza".

+ + + +


A girl (white girl obviously) rinses half-cooked minced beef under the tap to "degrease" it. Bobby considers this a war crime.


This is Michael Flinn:

Bobby was right: he and his ilk really belong to a different species.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Alber's evidence is unarguable. Hence Bobby resorts to bullying:


Fortunately Albers is not cowered:

You'll read about the AOC part in due course. Meanwhile the mention of "cancel culture" put all leftie hypocrites in offense mode, and Albers is pelted with rotten eggs.

I'm not gonna let this one slip away.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338125290455887872

https://archive.vn/IcKsA

This is worse than when he and his dipshit brother tried to go to who they thought was that guy's employer to get him fired over a year ago. I say it's worse because he out and out threatens him, in his own pussified way, by saying all the ways he can get mess with him. I suppose that's what happens when you yourself have no job to be fired from anymore. Get buttfucked by all the badly passing tranny cock you disingenuous piece of shit.

EDIT:
After looking at these tweets between Jeremiah and Bob I need to point out that Bob grabbed his safety blankey to prevent anyone from calling out his bullshit.

And just to archive him sicking his weirdos and troons on someone

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338128761703735296

https://archive.vn/blJPO

Fuck off you coward.

 

[Travoltron]

I'm not gonna let this one slip away.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1338125290455887872

https://archive.vn/IcKsA

This is worse than when he and his dipshit brother tried to go to who they thought was that guy's employer to get him fired over a year ago. I say it's worse because he out and out threatens him, in his own pussified way, by saying all the ways he can get mess with him. I suppose that's what happens when you yourself have no job to be fired from anymore. Get buttfucked by all the badly passing tranny cock you disingenuous piece of shit.

This is why I don't believe Bob is harmless like some have said.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chris looks like a closeted homo in literally every picture.