Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Felis Meanis]

Science is gay, and I would not have sex with it.

Sex is the gay science, and I would not study it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

IANAG or moviefag, so Robert and the twatmosphere he skulks around in were all new to me when I discovered him via his McDonald’s fat fuckery earlier this year. I was also unfamiliar with Totalbiscuit (RIP in peace!), but while highlight-surfing the thread he shares with HRTfag Jim Sterling, I came across this post from before TB’s death:



Sounds awfully fucking familiar.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It is okay to withdraw rights to the wrong people, or otherwise devise ways to make sure "they are not around". As long as we don't literally murder them this is not eugenics.

Bob would not laugh like a donkey. He'd be bitter and indignant because Tucker wasn't crippled enough and somehow didn't lose all his money and house in the process.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Bob would not laugh like a donkey. He'd be bitter and indignant because Tucker wasn't crippled enough and somehow didn't lose all his money and house in the process.

Cinema Robert is the kind of person who is just incapable of being happy. He could lie on the beach in paradise in all his fatness and still be mad that the waves aren't coming in straight enough or that other people there were enjoying it more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert is a cautionary tale about the hazards of taking oneself way too fucking seriously. Much like watching “Hoarders” gives me the motivation to clean out my closets, reading this thread keeps the importance of cultivating humility front and center in my mind. Robert would benefit more than most from suffering a complete ego death.

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert is a cautionary tale about the hazards of taking oneself way too fucking seriously. Much like watching “Hoarders” gives me the motivation to clean out my closets, reading this thread keeps the importance of cultivating humility front and center in my mind. Robert would benefit more than most from suffering a complete ego death.

The thing that boggles me is how you can take yourself that seriously when you look like that. His attempts to look cool and suave (and to cover up his weird half-crossed bug eyes and the diabetic pouches under them) are in their way as ridiculous as the Mario-with-pedoglasses outfit. I legitimately think Bob has some kind of dysmorphia, or is just so committed to not looking ridiculous (a futile effort) that he's terrified of turning it off.

 

[Jack Awful]

Holy shit, I started listening to the brothers dim podcast from tonight and the first full minute of their chat is the most awkward thing I’ve ever heard. Robert, for once, is speechless and just keeps saying “so, uh...yeah” — over and over again for like 60 seconds. I can’t believe Chris didn’t edit that out lol.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4SPNHdOeIWbSb3KzWeYrJR?si=v7ARrLr6Q22Ac8Fm3rJpoA

Then Robert started sperging about orange man bad while Chris made supportive noises, it was so boring I turned off.

Everything about this is worse then you think it is. It's a failure on every level.

The title of the podcast episode is just the filename, the intro is obnoxious ska where the lyrics are just "ba ba ba ba ba ba, The Chippa Made This" over and over, the fact that Chris keeps trying to make The Chippa his nickname when no one calls him that is pathetic, Bob's mic sounds like shit, they immediately start complaining about Drumpf, it's awful.

I feel bad for Chris's wife and especially kids.

 

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The Chippa more like The Shittah if you ask me

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

The thing that boggles me is how you can take yourself that seriously when you look like that. His attempts to look cool and suave (and to cover up his weird half-crossed bug eyes and the diabetic pouches under them) are in their way as ridiculous as the Mario-with-pedoglasses outfit. I legitimately think Bob has some kind of dysmorphia, or is just so committed to not looking ridiculous (a futile effort) that he's terrified of turning it off.

I want to take Bob's tweets about benching hundreds of pounds, outdoor prowess, and turning out lesbians to a caricature artist just to see what they come up with and how staggeringly different it is from his fat poorly dressed reality.

 

[Jack Awful]

The thing that boggles me is how you can take yourself that seriously when you look like that. His attempts to look cool and suave (and to cover up his weird half-crossed bug eyes and the diabetic pouches under them) are in their way as ridiculous as the Mario-with-pedoglasses outfit. I legitimately think Bob has some kind of dysmorphia, or is just so committed to not looking ridiculous (a futile effort) that he's terrified of turning it off.

He also has a worse sense of style than Chris Chan.

He thinks formal wear means blazer with a repeating video game pattern on it on top of a clashing Super Mario graphic t shirt.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Robert is a cautionary tale about the hazards of taking oneself way too fucking seriously. Much like watching “Hoarders” gives me the motivation to clean out my closets, reading this thread keeps the importance of cultivating humility front and center in my mind. Robert would benefit more than most from suffering a complete ego death.

Ego is all he has left now. Take it away, and he realizes he is but a husk of a human being, doomed to spend his days in self-exile beneath the earth in an "underground apartment" smelling of flatus and dried sweat in the sepulchred suburbs of a podunk town in Massachusetts.

It is a hell of his own making, and he knows it all too well. Do not cry for him. DO NOT CRY!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

He also has a worse sense of style than Chris Chan.

He thinks formal wear means blazer with a repeating video game pattern on it on top of a clashing Super Mario graphic t shirt.

His polo shirt, worn with a tie and under a jacket to his sister's wedding was a fashion tour de force. This is a man with style and taste,

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Robert’s revival of his blog is as well-written, coherent and free from basic errors as you’d expect from this “professional writer”:

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So many blatant writing mistakes here. Time to put on my grammar-Nazi hat and correct them all:

"neither am I, one simply had" -> "neither am I; I simply had" (wrong relative pronoun; comma instead of semicolon)
"quite a few things going on and a few two many separate places to be updating" -> "too many things to do and separate places to update" (needless redundancy, overuse of adverbs and qualifiers, incorrect use of passive voice)
"and eventually the one that belong only to himself had to take the back seat" -> "My own site had to take the back seat." (run-on sentence, needless qualifier, slipping between first and third person)
"Is that a healthy illustration of the way one runs his life?" -> "Is that a healthy way to run your life?" (we already know you're illustrating, dumbass; dipping in and out of levels of formality)

This nigga writes for a living, but can't produce a single coherent paragraph.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I had a momentary blip of feeling happy for Chris when I saw that his latest FB post (about — what else? — the Last fucking Blockbuster) actually got a few likes. I clicked to see if any of his family members had liked any of his recent sperging (no) then checked out who shared. Lol:

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I'm a tard. Has he liked his own posts using his alt accounts or is there something I'm missing here?

I think he's actually just literally enough of a sociopathic literal Nazi that he's completely okay with involuntary medical experiments that would give Dr. Mengele nightmares, just because he personally finds the results cool. He's okay with eugenics after all.

Bob's "Superior Future" looks a lot like Nazi Germany even without his genocidal murder rampages.

True. It also reminds me of Gattaca, which is suprising given that a self-declared film critic should know that the message of the film was against everything said critic stands for.

Not to mention wouldn't this shit be stupidly expensive and massively impractical? Just off the top of my head you would need to fund development, and manufacturing, and installing the tech with expensive surgery, along with maintenance, various drugs (to keep the body from rejecting it), and recovery/therapy/training to use any "bionic enhancements". That not even talking about any long term effects that would have to be studied on having a bunch of electronic in a human body or assuming any of this crap would work in the first place. There is a reason there wasn't whole platoons of 6 million dollar men running around (not counting the fact they did it again to save Steve Austin's girlfriend).

Having some dumb thing thing where robo-Rambo runs around ripping the roofs of cars is all well and good, but its science FICTION for a reason.

God damn he really doesn't think past "There is cool thing in movie why isn't government dumping all money into making thing like in movie but in real life?"

And it's also stupid. What would be the benefit of having 8' tall Übermensch soldiers when an AK-47 can kill them just as well as it can kill a modern-day infantryman?

One of the few actuall GOOD ideas Movie Bob has gotten.

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So the only way Deadpool could be PG-13 is if all the edgy stuff was removed, making it... not Deadpool.

This can't be his original idea.

*Sigh* look, friend. Sorry to break it to you... we were't "made in the image of GOD" but have built ourselves into the image of SCIENCE. It's time for the thinkers to take the rains and plant microchips in our brains if there's any chance of me seeing the future I EARNED in my lifetime. If you're too much of a *believer* to see this... then you are unnecessary.

What I find ironic is that he's a believer - he just chooses to worship the golden calf of pop culture and brunch leftism instead of going to Mass and worshipping God.

Sex is the gay science, and I would not study it.

That's exactly how I felt when I was bored in biology class.

Robert is a cautionary tale about the hazards of taking oneself way too fucking seriously. Much like watching “Hoarders” gives me the motivation to clean out my closets, reading this thread keeps the importance of cultivating humility front and center in my mind. Robert would benefit more than most from suffering a complete ego death.

Yeah.

I'd be unsurprised if many of us on the Farms have looked at Bob and thought to ourselves ”there, but for the grace of God, go I”.

Everything about this is worse then you think it is. It's a failure on every level.

The title of the podcast episode is just the filename, the intro is obnoxious ska where the lyrics are just "ba ba ba ba ba ba, The Chippa Made This" over and over, the fact that Chris keeps trying to make The Chippa his nickname when no one calls him that is pathetic, Bob's mic sounds like shit, they immediately start complaining about Drumpf, it's awful.

I feel bad for Chris's wife and especially kids.

Whenever I feel stupid for spending money on vidya, I just remember that people donate money to Robert and Chris out of their own free will.

His polo shirt, worn with a tie and under a jacket to his sister's wedding was a fashion tour de force. This is a man with style and taste,

Have you got any pictures?

I need a laugh.

 

[AnOminous]

Plus, it's not like hydros are going to make farmers extinct.

Better food efficiency isn't the point to Bob, though. Murdering all farmers is.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I had a momentary blip of feeling happy for Chris when I saw that his latest FB post (about — what else? — the Last fucking Blockbuster) actually got a few likes. I clicked to see if any of his family members had liked any of his recent sperging (no) then checked out who shared. Lol:

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Blockbuster is Chris's Nam.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Blockbuster is Chris's Nam.

In the same way the console wars were Bob's Vietnam?

 

[Mola Ram]

Have you got any pictures?

I need a laugh.

Ask and ye shall receive:

It took the board some time to realize it. But here he is outside the tux. Clearly the same shirt.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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Where is your MBA, Bob?

I fucking knew it. He thinks “Eraserhead” is the name of a character in the film. Concrete evidence that Bob only googles artsy directors when he needs to sound cultured.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Ask and ye shall receive:

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It took the board some time to realize it. But here he is outside the tux. Clearly the same shirt.

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He looks like a walking neckbeard stereotype in the first one.