Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

I fucking knew it. He thinks “Eraserhead” is the name of a character in the film. Concrete evidence that Bob only googles artsy directors when he needs to sound cultured.

I'll give him that. More people will know what you're talking about if you name the film than "Henry Spencer."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Most teachers don't give a shit so long as you hit the right talking points required and you don't blatantly get caught cheated and it's legible. And while Calvin and Hobbes's Bill Waterson planted the idea into a generations heads that fucked up essays are traded and read by teachers school wide in private and laughed at, in reality most schools have strict policies that ban such things and snitches out that kind of shit in the rare case that it happens.


I think I missed the $14 craft beer can saga with Chris. A recap?

No saga. Just Chris posting about drinking $14 craft beer while he's e-begging for money to renovate his house.

The thing that boggles me is how you can take yourself that seriously when you look like that. His attempts to look cool and suave (and to cover up his weird half-crossed bug eyes and the diabetic pouches under them) are in their way as ridiculous as the Mario-with-pedoglasses outfit. I legitimately think Bob has some kind of dysmorphia, or is just so committed to not looking ridiculous (a futile effort) that he's terrified of turning it off.

It would explain some things, like what's going on with his weird mutant cheeks. I bet he was called Chipmunk Cheeks Chipman when he was a kid because he was a fat little fuck and he has been sucking them in ever since. It also wouldn't surprise me if he looks so vacant in photos because he's trying hard to uncross his eyes and can't really do anything else while he manages it. What always astonishes me is the way he can just take a picture that shows that he literally breathes though his mouth and think that it's good enough to use as an avatar. Robert the Slack Jawed Yokel.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

His polo shirt, worn with a tie and under a jacket to his sister's wedding was a fashion tour de force. This is a man with style and taste,

Don't forget he also wore the same socks, and the shirt itself was the same one he wore the day before. Real K I N G shit.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I'll give him that. More people will know what you're talking about if you name the film than "Henry Spencer."

True, but in that case why not say “the guy from Eraserhead”? Maybe I’m reading into it too much, but Bob strikes me as someone who’d just assume the title has something to do with Jack Nance’s tall hair.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

By far my favorite part of the polo shirt tux is the messed up collar that he couldn’t even be bothered to pin down for the photo.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'd give him a pass on Eraserhead if he knew nothing about cinema (I don't lecture my aunt about the "dark side of the moon", after all) or if he usually displayed so much knowledge about cinema that an occasional flub was only to be expected.

But this is his career, and casual hobbyists have no trouble making him look like a fool.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I went looking for the picture of Bob walking down the aisle at his sister’s wedding in highwaters and tube socks. In the process, I found some other shit that cracked me up too. Enjoy it all!

 

[Flexo]

I went looking for the picture of Bob walking down the aisle at his sister’s wedding in highwaters and tube socks. In the process, I found some other shit that cracked me up too. Enjoy it all!

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I had seen the clips of Bob's election mourning video but not actually watched it.

Watch how he moves his hands. Dat boi got de 'tism.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I went looking for the picture of Bob walking down the aisle at his sister’s wedding in highwaters and tube socks. In the process, I found some other shit that cracked me up too. Enjoy it all!

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Alexa, show me some reasons why we need the Eleventh Crusade and why it should be on Twitter.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Alexa, show me some reasons why we need the Eleventh Crusade and why it should be on Twitter.

When we purge every single one of the checkmarks, salt the servers.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

When we purge every single one of the checkmarks, salt the servers.

*nuke

 

[Vesperus]

Do you expect Bob to have an obvious grasp on the limitations and constraints of limited technology and its applications given its current state? This is a man who thinks that Hydroponics is a massively viable option that will make farmers extinct when in reality, it's incredibly inneficient and pointless given our current situation. Bob is a grown ass man who thinks that dedicating an inmense amount of resources and technology will somehow solve a problem that we currently do not have, because Hydroponics would only be used in case you are in a hostile enviroment where crops cannot adapt in any way. If you can freely farm why not do it normally? Because right now GMOs are much more viable and efficient than hydroponics when it comes to farm in harsh conditions (by making crops hardier, etc). Plus, it's not like hydros are going to make farmers extinct. Machines will not be able to tend to plants very well right off the bat.

But since it's cool and high tech, it definetly has to be much better and amazing than what we have now. Because fuck low technology even if it's more functional and far more efficient than some other mumbo jumbo. It's just like thinking that mechas are much better than current armored cars just because they are cooler and amazing rather than thinking about the obvious weaknesess and constraints of having them.

Bob should swing by a dairy farm some day. Once upon a time, you'd have 50 cows, 5 milk maids, and a farmer: Now you have 500 cows, a Milk-o-tron 3000, and a farmer with new Bentley (also 4 more hookers in the nearest city. Mary managed to re-train into telesales). Likewise, you won't find many professional plowmen unless you hang out in Amish country.

So whilst I'm ambivalent about hydroponics as a technology (I assume the Gulf states are throwing money at it, and it will find uses elsewhere eventually) Bob's out of his tiny fucking mind if he thinks it spells doom for farmers.

Automating and mechanizing farming has never got rid of farmers - it just gets rid of everyone else.

 

[AnOminous]

So whilst I'm ambivalent about hydroponics as a technology (I assume the Gulf states are throwing money at it, and it will find uses elsewhere eventually) Bob's out of his tiny fucking mind if he thinks it spells doom for farmers.

The only thing I can think of where it's routinely used to grow a commercial crop is if you're growing marijuana clandestinely in an urban setting. I'm sure there's some other uses for it but it's generally really impractical and you can't feed a city with that shit.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Holy crap, I never saw this video before. Bob looks like a gay AIDS patient from the 1980's.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Whenever he shaves, his double chin really makes me cringe.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The only thing I can think of where it's routinely used to grow a commercial crop is if you're growing marijuana clandestinely in an urban setting. I'm sure there's some other uses for it but it's generally really impractical and you can't feed a city with that shit.

You can, however, give a city the munchies with it.

That said, according to a British expat whose name I can't remember, it's a lot cheaper to grow weed outdoors than inside using hydroponics and a lot of French pot comes from plantations in Languedoc, Provence and other regions in Occitania to the point where the gendarmes occasionally fly in helicopters looking for fields of cannabis plants.

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He looks like the sort of man who you'd see on the front page of the Sun, and not in a good way either.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I got some chicken defrosting on my counter that I plan on making tonight with some garlic and lemon juice. I'm also finishing drinking a can of Diet Mt. Dew right now and at no time did I think I should had put this Dew with the chicken over that silly garlic and lemon juice.

I guess I don't have the culinary mind of a Chipman.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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He did his Mario cosplay again to "keep his sanity".

I'm surprised no one has used his newer cosplay to mock him, it would be of good use when he goes "B-but that was an ANCIENT picture guys, just like those OLD jokes taken out of CAHNTEXT!".

 

[Nobue]

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I got some chicken defrosting on my counter that I plan on making tonight with some garlic and lemon juice. I'm also finishing drinking a can of Diet Mt. Dew right now and at no time did I think I should had put this Dew with the chicken over that silly garlic and lemon juice.

I guess I don't have the culinary mind of a Chipman.

I once put caviar on steak.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

He did his Mario cosplay again to "keep his sanity".
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I'm surprised no one has used his newer cosplay to mock him, it would be of good use when he goes "B-but that was an ANCIENT picture guys, just like those OLD jokes taken out of CAHNTEXT!".

I hate how much this reminds me of Doug Walker's intro.