Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ConsoleWarVet]

It's worth noting that whenever I hear about the cops busting a hydroponics maryjane grow-op, the perpetrators are almost always found to have been stealing the electricity.

Also What the Fuck is this thing on Bob's arm? It's not duplicated on the other arm. Did he get carpal tunnel or some shit?
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Compression sleeve? Must have hurt his arm with all that working out. Or to keep his diabetic arm swelling in check.

 

[AnOminous]

This picture has it all: The polo shirt with the suit, Bob's unfortunate body shape, all weak skinny limbs and that Weeble-Wobble fat body. The awkwardly lace fingers. The white athletic socks with a black suit and black shoes. The suit itself, wrinkled and ill-fitting.

Okay, not everyone has a fantastic suit. Some people just have one for special occasions. Some don't have one at all. But how in the wide world of fuck do you get the idea that wearing a polo shirt with a suit is ever okay? Or white socks with a black suit? Or tube socks at all? Who raised these animals?

 

[Mola Ram]

Okay, not everyone has a fantastic suit. Some people just have one for special occasions. Some don't have one at all. But how in the wide world of fuck do you get the idea that wearing a polo shirt with a suit is ever okay? Or white socks with a black suit? Or tube socks at all? Who raised these animals?

Boston suburb trash, from every available bit of evidence.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Compression sleeve? Must have hurt his arm with all that working out.

*wanking

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

People who are PhDs but not medical doctors who insist that other people address them as "Doctor" are near-universally thought of as pompous buffoons, so this is perfectly in-character from Bob.

As noted earlier, this is almost always idiots with Ph.D.s in education, the lowest IQ major in higher education. If someone is insisting on being called "Dr." with a Ph.D. they are trying to sell you something, or are education Ph.D.s, i.e. absolute cretins.

It's not a PhD, it's an EdD. There's a huge difference.

Here's the requirements for an EdD from Vanderbilt's Peabody School of Education: 36-month (3 year) education doctorate, 54 credit hours, "a year-long independent research and analytic undertaking embedded within a group project." So, three years of coursework with a group project at the end.

Here's the requirements for a PhD in Philosophy: at least 10 semesters (5 years) of work, 72 credit hours, a formal logic exam, a foreign language exam, teaching requirements, a written dissertation field exam (basically a big exam you have to pass before writing a dissertation—it's a huge deal and very nerve-wracking), an oral dissertation field exam (less nerve-wracking, a discussion-format exam about your topic of study), a dissertation prospectus and oral defense of that prospectus, and finally the submission of a dissertation and a final defense before a dissertation committee. That's at least five years of coursework, teaching, and producing/defending a final dissertation in multiple parts over the course of two years.

So a 3 year program with a project at the end vs a 5 year program (at the very least, that's just how long funding is available) including multiple formal exams you have to pass, the production of a dissertation, and the teaching of actual courses to college students. But only the former demand they be called "doctors."

 

[AnOminous]

So a 3 year program with a project at the end vs a 5 year program (at the very least, that's just how long funding is available) including multiple formal exams you have to pass, the production of a dissertation, and the teaching of actual courses to college students. But only the former demand they be called "doctors."

That's even more embarrassing. That's as long as getting a J.D. takes. At least J.D.s don't go around calling themselves "Dr." unless they're beyond douchebags.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's even more embarrassing. That's as long as getting a J.D. takes. At least J.D.s don't go around calling themselves "Dr." unless they're beyond douchebags.

Even the JSDs don't do that.

 

[Water-T]

He did his Mario cosplay again to "keep his sanity".
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I'm surprised no one has used his newer cosplay to mock him, it would be of good use when he goes "B-but that was an ANCIENT picture guys, just like those OLD jokes taken out of CAHNTEXT!".

JFC - Blob is just trying SO HARD to look like a tough guy instead of the sped he is.

The comments about his bizarre cheeks and neckbeard chins are obviously getting to him, because you can see him clenching his jaw hard enough to give himself lockjaw.

The effort it took for him to uncross his eyes must have given him a headache for hours.

It's all so precious.

 

[Coccxys]

It's worth noting that whenever I hear about the cops busting a hydroponics maryjane grow-op, the perpetrators are almost always found to have been stealing the electricity.

Pretty much this, a grow-op would not be profitable without wiring around the meter, to the nearest lamp post etc. Those places are death traps even before there are boobie traps because no one is worrying about wiring regulations when they're setting them up.

 

[Ashen One]

Bob should swing by a dairy farm some day. Once upon a time, you'd have 50 cows, 5 milk maids, and a farmer: Now you have 500 cows, a Milk-o-tron 3000, and a farmer with new Bentley (also 4 more hookers in the nearest city. Mary managed to re-train into telesales). Likewise, you won't find many professional plowmen unless you hang out in Amish country.

So whilst I'm ambivalent about hydroponics as a technology (I assume the Gulf states are throwing money at it, and it will find uses elsewhere eventually) Bob's out of his tiny fucking mind if he thinks it spells doom for farmers.

Automating and mechanizing farming has never got rid of farmers - it just gets rid of everyone else.

People like Bob are so divorced from the reality of agriculture that when they think of the word "farmer" they picture a guy in dirty overalls and a straw hat, toiling away in the fields by himself while some cows graze nearby and a small house showing signs of old age in the background. Not obscenely rich people who own all the land within your visual field and have more state of the art technology in their fields than your average college town.

Hydroponics is an interesting area that it has it's uses and benefits. It is (or was) a growing market but it will never completely replace farming and even the most optimistic proponents of hydroponics will say that. Thinking hydroponics will ever make traditional farming obsolete is just Bob complaining again that we don't have Star Trek replicators because humanity hasn't invested enough money and resources to unlock it yet.

 

[AnOminous]

Thinking hydroponics will ever make traditional farming obsolete is just Bob complaining again that we don't have Star Trek replicators because humanity hasn't invested enough money and resources to unlock it yet.

But all we need to do is construct more pylons!

 

[Mola Ram]

But all we need to do is construct more pylons!

As if Bob ever played anything as cool (or requiring thinking) as StarCraft.

 

[Walter Temple]

Robert has more than one Mario shirt lol. The other famous photo has him in a crew neck. But my question is: Why is Robert always making an “I’m gonna sodomize you with my hammer” look when he plays Mario? Mario has always been an upbeat, smiling, winking character.

Bob looks more angry in the more recent one because he IS more angry these days than a few years ago. The really interesting thing to note in these is the similarity of body language. That is the posture of a little boy in a new, crisp, white karate gi on his first day at the karate studio. That is how I held my arms when I was a kid and tied a towel around my shoulders to pretend I was Superman.

No matter what Bob claims about "Halloween costume" or "a fun little thing to keep my sanity," one thing is both apparent and undeniable:

Dressing like Mario makes Bob Chipman feel powerful.

This. Is. Hilarious.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I want you to know there’s a non-zero chance that Bob has masturbated to Princess Peach porn while wearing that Mario costume.

 

[BubbleButt]

First comment in this RLM thread is about how awful Bob is

Not even the troglodytes on Reddit like Bob.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Supreme Commander of Woko Haram, Ar-Robertiyya As-Sinimah, has declared jihad on Tulsi Gabbard for arguing that human beings that can feel pain shouldn't be killed. (archive)

He has also been simping for Ilhan Omar again, but I can't figure out how to link his retweets of her tweets in a way that allows people to see he retweeted them so you'll just have to look at the archive of his page.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That Mario video, wow, Bob standing there chest thrust out, proud and and defiant. The cringe is off the charts. And what's with those hand gestures, Bob awkwardly clenching and unclenching his fists for several highly-uncomfortable moments?

 

[Mola Ram]

That Mario video, wow, Bob standing there chest thrust out, proud and and defiant. The cringe is off the charts. And what's with those hand gestures, Bob awkwardly clenching and unclenching his fists for several highly-uncomfortable moments?

The 'tism is a cruel mistress.

 

[Coccxys]

Since clicking links to other pages take far too much effort here are the tweets.

Ilhan crying that somehow Covid means America is less safe than Somalia.



Reee Tulsi literally Hitler, me smrt me warn you.



Bob trying to sound smrt again over something that is its own punchline.



CDPR are over!!!1! Check mate gamers (ignore that CDPR themselves are the ones that have told Sony to offer refunds).

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The Supreme Commander of Woko Haram, Ar-Robertiyya As-Sinimah, has declared jihad on Tulsi Gabbard for arguing that human beings that can feel pain shouldn't be killed. (archive)

He has also been simping for Ilhan Omar again, but I can't figure out how to link his retweets of her tweets in a way that allows people to see he retweeted them so you'll just have to look at the archive of his page.

I honestly don't like either of them. Remember that Tulsi supported Biden and has stayed a Democrat despite that party totally fucking her campaign. Being better than Diabeto isn't a high mark to top.