Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You know what? I'm not going to make fun of Bob for not having a nice suit. I should, because everyone needs a "sunday's best" for funerals, job interviews, or fucking weddings. But let's let that slide.

I'm going to make fun of Bob for not owning a single dress shirt.

I'm going to make fun of Bob for not owning a pair of black socks.

A wrinkly suit is the least of his problems.
It's not even a matter of not already having owned any of these things. It's the mere fact that he was too lazy to go out and buy any of things in advance for the wedding. I'm assuming it wasn't sprung up on him last minute, he had time to prepare for the trip. He didn't dress that way out of necessity, it was pure choice.
 
It's not even a matter of not already having owned any of these things. It's the mere fact that he was too lazy to go out and buy any of things in advance for the wedding. I'm assuming it wasn't sprung up on him last minute, he had time to prepare for the trip. He didn't dress that way out of necessity, it was pure choice.

Seriously, this was a destination wedding at some tourist resort in Mexico; I'm sure he had at least six months advance notice, and probably more like a year.

I guess his baby sister's wedding just isn't a special enough occasion for him to dress like a grown man. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he's more nicely dressed in that infamous hoverhand photo with Sarkeesian.
 
Bob acts like that because he thinks it'll get him laid. That's really all there is to it.
And the fact he's been doing this for quite some time and yet not one single woman or troon has given herself to his sausage arms should give him a hint that this schtick isn't working.
But that would give too much credit to the inner workings of the inhuman creature that is Robert Chipman. He keeps doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. That's Einstein's definition of insanity, isn't it? I agree wholeheartedly.
 
Reee Tulsi literally Hitler, me smrt me warn you.

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How is "babies who can feel pain" anti-science? I don't care about it being "pro-choice" or "anti-choice". And he's so smug about it. It really is disgusting how he has to gloss over the pain felt by an unborn baby to virtue signal about the "choice" part. Even pro-death penalty admit there might be pain involved. Three crying laughing faces is how much he pleasures the idea of choosing to vacuum out a baby in the name of Leftism. He really is evil.
 
Bob trying to sound smrt again over something that is its own punchline.

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What a weird thing to say. Like I get it he is trying to act smug but that honestly comes off with the same vibe of a kid that learned a new word off a word-a-day calendar and is desperately trying to find a way to bring it up.
 
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I'm surprised no one has used his newer cosplay to mock him, it would be of good use when he goes "B-but that was an ANCIENT picture guys, just like those OLD jokes taken out of CAHNTEXT!".
My favorite bit is when he's just standing there and it's clear her has no idea what to do with his hands so he just ends up looking like a fat awkward... well.. himself.

Is Bob still a virgin?

The answer to that depends how likely Blobbert is to pay for sex.
 
Bob acts like that because he thinks it'll get him laid. That's really all there is to it.
For a woman to sleep with Bob, she has to know that any unwanted pregnancy can be aborted ASAP. If you couldn't abort Diabeto-spawn, no woman would ever risk letting him inside her.
 
Except they're not. The most militant will say fuck that kid. Assuming they acknowledge it as a "kid" at all.

Bob is very strange on this because he seems to exult in abortion the way the most strident, nastiest, pro-abortion feminists do. It's not something you see a lot of men do so vocally, because that mindset tends to consider this an issue for women alone (or "people with uteruses," I guess, to keep the trannies happy).
It's because unborn babies are something his hated enemies value and want to keep alive, so he wants them dead out of pure spite. He'd kill pro-lifers' dogs for the same reason if he could, but that would require him to leave the basement, so it's not going to happen.
 
My favorite bit is when he's just standing there and it's clear her has no idea what to do with his hands so he just ends up looking like a fat awkward... well.. himself.



The answer to that depends how likely Blobbert is to pay for sex.
The only sexual act I believe might had happened to Film Robert is the lesbian story he claims happened who taught him how to lick pussy. But it didn't come close to his version.

I think it's possible he knew some really ugly dyke back in the day who used him as a beard when she was in the closet and after his pestering she allowed him to go down on her and it was such a disaster she went running out of that closet. That's the only scenario I could buy because I don't believe any woman has ever touched his dick for any reason.

If he was willing to pay for it and there was takers he'd be doing it and wouldn't be thirsting online for Asians, Troons, and Lesbos.
 
How is "babies who can feel pain" anti-science? I don't care about it being "pro-choice" or "anti-choice". And he's so smug about it. It really is disgusting how he has to gloss over the pain felt by an unborn baby to virtue signal about the "choice" part. Even pro-death penalty admit there might be pain involved. Three crying laughing faces is how much he pleasures the idea of choosing to vacuum out a baby in the name of Leftism. He really is evil.
I bet that a lot of these people scoffing at even the POSSIBILITY that aborting an unborn baby might cause it pain are the same people who would refuse to boil a lobster over the POSSIBILITY the lobster might feel pain. As it stands it seems Bob's much beloved "SCIENCE!" shows more evidence for unborn babies/fetuses feeling pain than for lobsters.

I hate this tendency of people like Bob to mindlessly trot out "SCIENCE!" to support their argument when it's clear they've done zero research into the topic and just assume the "SCIENCE!" must be on their side. All it takes is a quick Internet search and you can find that even a left-leaning source like Wikipedia admits that fetuses likely feel pain:
today it is believed newborns and likely even fetuses beyond a certain age can experience pain.

It's crazy that there are people out there with their priorities so warped due to progressive politics that they celebrate late-term abortions yet would consider themselves too moral to squash a fly. Objectively that fly is a tiny, tiny insignificant fraction as complex as a late-term human fetus yet they'd feel bad for killing the fly while celebrating the destruction of the unborn? And I truly mean "celebrate". Being pro-choice is one thing, but there is just something utterly morbid about the people who treat the act of abortion as something great and celebratory. There is a distinction, sort of how there's a difference between someone who believes you should be able to shoot an attacker in self-defense and someone who hears a break-in at their house and gets a big happy grin because it's their chance to finally kill someone.
 
Thanks. I can't upload screenshots as I don't want to dox myself by posting anything with metadata and I'm not sure how to clean it.
KF automatically strips all metadata.

More pictures for our Chris Chipman fanclub:
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"Guardians". The name chosen by space professionals reeks of "Trumpstink":
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To me the name rather reeks of hubris and Marvelstink.

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AOC needs a hero. Again.
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Having a job is "let them eat cake fuckery" while Nancy Peolsi's fridge isn't.
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Big Brained Bobby saw the trap Bernie Sander didn't:
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"You don't have to make it easy for him", I'm more curious about what does Bobby have in store for Hawley in his waterlogged basement.

Naturally Bobby links his today's bullies, such as Peter Coffin and Incohgnito, with Josh Hawley:
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At least oxygen deprivation supposedly turns you on. No one ever get turned on reading Bobby.

Tucker Carlson:
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Bobby customarily shits on the looks of conservative women:
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"Traditional family life" is a form of lesser freedom that requires oppression. Fuck that, traditional family life is theft perpetuated by wypipo!
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I hope his brother Chris is truly free.

Apostasy!
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Superior Futurist prefers games to stick to the Inferior Past form of cartriges:
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Netflix's halo tarnishes as they offend Asians:
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D&Ding Breadtube:
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In Bobby's Angels, Luke's perpetual job hunt continues:
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Give up Bob. Not even Luke would engage your "bird".

Bobby tries to impress a "lesbienne" with his firearms acumen:
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New Angel reports for duty:
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Long-ass story. TL;DR - middle-aged man took estrogen and thought he was fourteen again.

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Bob! You can be "her" too!

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(Incidentally this is what Bobby commented on)
 
I bet that a lot of these people scoffing at even the POSSIBILITY that aborting an unborn baby might cause it pain are the same people who would refuse to boil a lobster over the POSSIBILITY the lobster might feel pain. As it stands it seems Bob's much beloved "SCIENCE!" shows more evidence for unborn babies/fetuses feeling pain than for lobsters.

I hate this tendency of people like Bob to mindlessly trot out "SCIENCE!" to support their argument when it's clear they've done zero research into the topic and just assume the "SCIENCE!" must be on their side. All it takes is a quick Internet search and you can find that even a left-leaning source like Wikipedia admits that fetuses likely feel pain:


It's crazy that there are people out there with their priorities so warped due to progressive politics that they celebrate late-term abortions yet would consider themselves too moral to squash a fly. Objectively that fly is a tiny, tiny insignificant fraction as complex as a late-term human fetus yet they'd feel bad for killing the fly while celebrating the destruction of the unborn? And I truly mean "celebrate". Being pro-choice is one thing, but there is just something utterly morbid about the people who treat the act of abortion as something great and celebratory. There is a distinction, sort of how there's a difference between someone who believes you should be able to shoot an attacker in self-defense and someone who hears a break-in at their house and gets a big happy grin because it's their chance to finally kill someone.
Bob knows that Abortion really triggers the Evangelicals, and he gets a hard-on at anything that does that. The radical feminists and troons that Bob wants to pork also treat Abortion as some kind of sacred sacrament - a symbol of women's ultimate freedom and a way to escape the chains of obligation that any woman in a family would experience. It's Satanic in a purely symbolic way: "Non-serviam." It's what Lucifer said in Paradise Lost, the work of literature which, incidentally, Bob based his whackiest crossover idea on. (Yes, Bob wrote a story where the Care Bears play the role of Lucifer, and it's obvious that he likes to think of himself as playing that role as well. ) Bob's just a basic bitch fedoratipper who thinks that railing against a group of people (Evangelicals) who lost all political relevance right after Obama got elected will make him seem like one of the rebellious "cool kids." Instead, it makes him look like an out of touch geek who only likes to fight battles that have already been won.
 
AOC needs a hero. Again.
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"dude, she's a Congresswoman - you're a *YouTuber* like ME. Sit your ass down"

Bob says this unironically despite the fact he's constantly shitting on politicians himself. How would Bob react if whenever he criticized Trump people responded "dude, he's the President - you're a *YouTuber*. Sit your ass down". I mean under Bob's logic he's apparently not allowed to criticize the politics of any politician right?

"Uh... yes, Mr President? Sorry to interrupt, the, uh... the Internet Pedo from "Memology 101" circa 2 months ago? Uh-huh, yup - still alive. So... he has some stuff he'd like to scream at you about Space Force's cultural appropriation of the MCU?"

Superior Futurist prefers games to stick to the Inferior Past form of cartriges:
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E.T. wasn't plagued with a ton of bugs/glitches like Cyberpunk 2077 so this comparison doesn't even make sense.. E.T.'s failure had more to do with it simply being a subpar game and Atari going full retard with the overabundance of cartridges they produced. If E.T. actually had been sold digitally than the overproduction of cartridges wouldn't have been a problem. Part of the reason E.T. is an "urban-legend 35+ years later" is because of all the PHYSICAL cartridges that were buried in a New Mexico desert. Again something that wouldn't have happened had the game been digital.

It's true that the age of digital games has given developers more leeway in selling unfinished games with a "we'll patch it later" mindset but in typical Bob fashion he chose possibly the worse example to illustrate his point.

EDIT: I know basically all video games are technically considered digital but I'm using the terms in the modern context where "physical games" mean physical objects like cartridges/CDs/etc. and "digital games" mean games downloaded through an online storefront.
 
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E.T. wasn't plagued with a ton of bugs/glitches like Cyberpunk 2077 so this comparison doesn't even make sense.. E.T.'s failure had more to do with it simply being a subpar game and Atari going full retard with the overabundance of cartridges they produced. If E.T. actually had been sold digitally than the overproduction of cartridges wouldn't have been a problem. Part of the reason E.T. is an "urban-legend 35+ years later" is because of all the PHYSICAL cartridges that were buried in a New Mexico desert. Again something that wouldn't have happened had the game been digital.
ET had just ONE programmer who was given just 5 WEEKS to finish the game with a budget of $200,000, and yet a complete game was delivered.

Cyberpunk had a team over 1500 people, 8 years, and a budget of $314 million, and yet it was a buggy, crash-prone mess on arrival.
 
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