Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Koby_Fish said:
Yes, hydroponically, in green houses. Even though that's so impractical it isn't even funny.
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Going off this article, hydroponics require water.

The moon does not have anywhere near the amount of water the earth has, and greenhouses on the moon would produce temperatures too hot to store water in, let alone grow any wheat in.

In conclusion, :lunacy:
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Going off this article, hydroponics require water.

The moon does not have anywhere near the amount of water the earth has, and greenhouses on the moon would produce temperatures too hot to store water in, let alone grow any wheat in.

In conclusion, :lunacy:
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I'm sure Bob thinks that the scientists will find a ton of water (frozen of course) on the moon and be able to melt and use that, and they'll also build bubble domes or whatever and have climate control, heat or cooling as needed, solar panels, whatever they need to keep the inside of the domes/greenhouses hot enough to farm the hydroponic moon wheat. Even I don't think Bob's so exceptional that he believes wheat could grow bare on the moon. :optimistic:
 
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You know Bob loves him his MCU movies and likes to think of himself as a big expert on superhero films but I haven't seen him have a particularly good or interesting take on any of them. Like as a Batman dork myself I think "Mask of the Phantasm" is the best Batman movie and Bob might get some critic cred if he mentioned that movie but he hasn't. It's an interesting look into the broken psyche of Batman.

This movie is actually extremely underrated and the OST is fucking amazing:

But it's not a mindless Disney capeshit so I don't think Bob has ever mentioned it even once as far as I know.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
GCSE biology does include embryonic development if I remember correctly, but when have the Woke been sticklers for basic biology?
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GCSE Biology is very cursory. The fun stuff about early embryonic development, like gastrulation, formation of germ layers and the coelom, development of the neural tube, etc. is strictly A-level.

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visibly undifferentiated ball like a blastocyst
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Ackshally the blastocyst (beginning at the 32-64 cell stage) is already quite differentiated, with an inside, an outside, and an inner cell mass. The cell fates are not strictly fixed at the 64-cell stage though.

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2) so Chris is a cyclist and craft beer cunt?
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Craft beer cunt yes, cyclist hell no! He subscribed to some dodgy "motivation" app where you pay to watch videos as you exercise, and you are entitled to buy souvenirs (read: pay them even more money) if you finish the course.

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As an engineer he should be embarrassed by such non sequitur.

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Bobby is a now a classical-music buff!
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(Aside: I suspect If Tolstoy really hated Beethoven he wouldn't have entitled one of his stories The Kreutzer Sonata.)

OK Bach to Bobby:
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Ha ha ha!!!!! "Bussy" and "pianist" jokes. A cultural elite! Everybody!

And while we are on cheap dirty jokes, it seems Adam Sandler brought Bobby back from the blink again:
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Two infamous tranny chasers compares the scores of the US vs the UK:
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Hunter Biden:
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More Dr. Biden bullshit:
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So where is your formal respect to Melania Trump and Amy Barrett, Bobby?

And it is somehow a bad thing that politicians are selective about what sticks into them.
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You Star Wars buffs explain this to me:
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Dead nigger:
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"Inarguable cultural landmark" involving said dead nigger:
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Pop culture bullshit. No idea:
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Has Bob really not reacted to the Super Nintendo World Direct? How odd.
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Now he does, in the exact manner we expect him to: "Trump voters stopped me from CONSOOMING!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
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Who'd imagine Bobby smelling like onion?

In Bobby's Angels, Nymphomachy declares he is better than anyone:
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I can't speak for anyone else but I myself have never been kicked out of my home. I consider this a meaningful metric, no?

Be careful ladies and gents, we have an intellectual giant in our view!
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That's called "being thirteen-years-old", dude.

Meanwhile Luke continues to die:
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And Faith Naff's skin grew thinner since he was on estrogen (Kids! Not Even Once!)
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Thirst:
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Koby_Fish said:
I'm sure Bob thinks that the scientists will find a ton of water (frozen of course) on the moon and be able to melt and use that, and they'll also build bubble domes or whatever and have climate control, heat or cooling as needed, solar panels, whatever they need to keep the inside of the domes/greenhouses hot enough to farm the hydroponic moon wheat. Even I don't think Bob's so exceptional that he believes wheat could grow bare on the moon. :optimistic:
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As I said, :lunacy:
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Craft beer cunt yes, cyclist hell no! He subscribed to some dodgey "motivation" website where you pay to watch videos as you exercise, and you are entitled to buy their shit (read: pay them even more money) if you finish the course.

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More Dr. Biden bullshit:
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So where is your formal respect to Melania Trump and Amy Barrett, Bobby?
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(KF decided to seperate these posts into two different ones for reasons I can't work out)

1) yeah, I know the type. He does seem like the stereotypical middle aged cyclowanker though.
2) what? When I was in primary school I was insulted by a black student because I was white. Stop acting like racism only happens to certain races.
3) ah yes, the noble tradition of only using women's full titles if you agree with them. Brought to you by the people that REEEEE if you mention AOC without her royal title but forget to do so when Marjorie Taylor Greene's involved.
 
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