Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

1. Imagine how he chimps when people get his name wrong and call him Robert Chapman. And I bet it happens a LOT. “Don’t you know who I am?!” Probably resists the urge to choke the offender out à la Ethan Ralph.

2. Robert Lewis Chipman...Mark David Chapman...how have the similarities never occurred to me before now?

Also, is it generally accepted that he wrote his own (rejected) Wikipedia entry? Because it sure reads like it. Imagine how much it hurt him, and how difficult it was, to scrape together this sad excuse for a “personal life” section. He put his education information there in order not to leave it blank, then mentions that he has a brother. Ouch.

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Remind me to call him Robert Chapman if I ever meet him.

Just yesterday we've speculated Bobby's view on architecture, and here he answers us: "softboys" love classical architecture.
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”fascism is when you use neoclassical architecture and the more neoclassical architecture you use the fascistier it is” - Benito Mussolini

 

[jspit2.0]

1. Imagine how he chimps when people get his name wrong and call him Robert Chapman. And I bet it happens a LOT. “Don’t you know who I am?!” Probably resists the urge to choke the offender out à la Ethan Ralph.

2. Robert Lewis Chipman...Mark David Chapman...how have the similarities never occurred to me before now?

Also, is it generally accepted that he wrote his own (rejected) Wikipedia entry? Because it sure reads like it. Imagine how much it hurt him, and how difficult it was, to scrape together this sad excuse for a “personal life” section. He put his education information there in order not to leave it blank, then mentions that he has a brother. Ouch.

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I cracked up. He lives in fucking Massachusetts and went to....Salem State University. And he got a degree, in film studies. Was underwater basket weaving not taken? I wonder how his professors feel, assuming they even know what he does.

Just yesterday we've speculated Bobby's view on architecture, and here he answers us: "softboys" love classical architecture.
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It's like every tacky opinion... You know there's some neat modernist designs, but DC was built with an aesthetic in mind.

Leftie hardboys like Bobby, on the other hand, can't bear to see statues:
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I know this is off topic, but now I want the GOP, first thing when they get in power, is to start putting frescos of Confederate Generals behind these statues. Just for the reaction.

People who vote Trump should "stop being part of the problem". The world, the Superior Future, will go on without them:
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Bob calling anyone a burden... I pity the EMT's carrying him out of his hole when he has his next coronary.

But when a husband wants his obviously deranged wife to get help, Bobby wishes bad things on him:
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"He should, y'know, have things happen. Got it?"

Every time this fat fuck speaks.

The Elites have spoken!
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They've all gathered in one place...

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I have a question: When Bob got the job reviewing movies for public access. how did he get the job? I don't recall him ever saying how he got the job, which makes me think he maybe interned there as a film "student".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I usually don’t care about (occasional) basic errors in anyone’s tweets. But it kills me that this smug motherfucker LARPing as a “journalist” doesn’t even bother to check his tweets before sending shit like this. How is he not embarrassed? And “proud member” is probably what he calls his shriveled pee-pee.



Hate to say it but Chris has shot more loads into that Blockbuster hoodie than he has into his wife. Both he and Robert look like they still wet the bed.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The Boston Online Film Critics. I'm sure that's a distinguished bunch.

 

[blablabla]

im sure bobo enjoys hanging around with his fellow ONLINE critics.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hate to say it but Chris has shot more loads into that Blockbuster hoodie than he has into his wife.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

im sure bobo enjoys hanging around with his fellow ONLINE critics.

Lol, they're an elite bunch to be sure. There are a few fat ones and a high number of nerds, but Bob is by far the fattest, ugliest and greasiest of the bunch.

Witness the glory of Moviebob's self-chosen membership bio and picture:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol, they're an elite bunch to be sure. There are a few fat ones and a high number of nerds, but Bob is by far the fattest, ugliest and greasiest of the bunch.

Witness the glory of Moviebob's self-chosen membership bio and picture:

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Is he wearing a white blazer with a red polo shirt, or am I going blind?

Please, God, let it be the latter.

 

[Mola Ram]

I usually don’t care about (occasional) basic errors in anyone’s tweets. But it kills me that this smug motherfucker LARPing as a “journalist” doesn’t even bother to check his tweets before sending shit like this.

I have never, not once, seen Bob get the possessive "its" correct. Everyone blows it once in a while. Bob has never gotten it right.

 

[Water-T]

Bob never said anyone else deserved robot bodies and spaceships. Just Bob. And if Bob ever did get a robot body and a spaceship, he would spend all of his time trying to figure out a way to nuke all of the wasteland ghouls, chapo twitter, high school athletes, other film critics, anyone who has ever voted Republican, and everyone else who's ever made fun of him

Blobbo would do that only AFTER finding out how to build himself a big titted Asian waifu sexbot.

 

[Foltest]

Is he wearing a white blazer with a red polo shirt, or am I going blind?

Please, God, let it be the latter.

I am sorry, bit yes. He is wearing a white blazer, red polo and sunglasses. He think he look like a guy from Miami Vice. Also, that pic is at least ten year old. Add 20 more kg.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Witness the glory of Moviebob's self-chosen membership bio and picture:

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I’d press this bitch to name one “independent film production” he’s worked on, and his YouTube videos don’t count.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I've never seen a photo that so emphasizes Bob's essentially thumblike head.

And he chose this himself, he thinks he looks great! Oh, Bob. Sometimes I just feel sorry for him. What was his father doing all those years when he was supposed to be teaching Bob (and Chris) how to be a man? Was he an alcoholic or just completely checked out?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

First page of search results for Moviebob (incognito). Ouch:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It’s amazing that a critic organization is dumb enough to keep Bob on the committee when he has got fired from the same gig twice for saying dumb shit no one cares about. That, and harassing people online.

 

[Mola Ram]

It’s amazing that a critic organization is dumb enough to keep Bob on the committee when he has got fired from the same gig twice for saying dumb shit no one cares about. That, and harassing people online.

Frankly, Bob's presence on that committee probably says a great deal about just how seriously one should take it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He think he look like a guy from Miami Vice.

First page of search results for Moviebob (incognito). Ouch:

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I had a look in incognito mode too.

Unfortunately my phone won't let me take screenshots in incognito mode, but it's pleasing to see that most of the results are people holding him accountable for shit he's said.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s amazing that a critic organization is dumb enough to keep Bob on the committee when he has got fired from the same gig twice for saying dumb shit no one cares about. That, and harassing people online.

I’m pretty sure Bob is the founder.

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[blablabla]

this is how this fucking retard chooses to present himself.
The bawstawn ONLINE critic association have you heard of them? Yeah im a big deal with them...