Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Maulwildin]

Can we get some Rule 34 to celebrate?

ETA: Do you think Bob has ever commissioned porn of himself? I can absolutely see him asking someone to draw him as Mario with Princess Peach, or something equally sick. I'm so sorry I put this image in your heads,

Not my OC, I think it's from 4chan.

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[Mola Ram]

Not my OC, I think it's from 4chan.

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Bob is too skinny and has too natural a smile. C+

 

[Pickle Dick]

Not my OC, I think it's from 4chan.

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[AnOminous]

It's uncomfortable as fuck and stops you from getting up, moving, or doing anything (which is the point) but it won't actually kill by itself unless there's a complicating factor like, say, your heart blowing up from swallowing Timothy Leary's medicine cabinet. Also, if you watch the full bodycam footage, Floyd was saying that he couldn't breathe even before the cops laid a finger on him; from their perspective, it looks like a visibly stoned guy who's trying every passive resistance technique in the book to avoid (another) trip to jail.

Doing that shit to someone who already said he can't breathe, even if he was full of shit, is at the very least beyond reckless or negligent. Continuing to do it long after he's stopped struggling, moving, or even breathing is insane. That is a restraint for someone who is actively struggling, not for someone who is passively resisting. And Floyd was literally dead. He was certainly not even resisting passively at some point well before that bitch-faced asshole stopped "restraining" him.

 

[Christ4President2024]

will someone with actual skill do this

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Moviebob has such a complex about how much he loves popular media.

It's not enough for him to just like it. He has to believe that media is the most important and valuable thing that humanity has to offer.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Doing that shit to someone who already said he can't breathe, even if he was full of shit, is at the very least beyond reckless or negligent.

"Mr. Floyd, can you please step out of the car?"
"I can't breathe."
"Okay, well, would you come out and lay on this gurney for the paramedics?"
"No."
- Checkmate. No law enforcement can proceed.

 

[AnOminous]

"Mr. Floyd, can you please step out of the car?"
"I can't breathe."
"Okay, well, would you come out and lay on this gurney for the paramedics?"
"No."
- Checkmate. No law enforcement can proceed.

That's moronic. There are literally a million other things you can do other than kneeling on a dead guy's neck. Look at them remove any sovereign citizen nutcase from a vehicle.

 

[StraightShooter2]

"Mr. Floyd, can you please step out of the car?"
"I can't breathe."
"Okay, well, would you come out and lay on this gurney for the paramedics?"
"No."
- Checkmate. No law enforcement can proceed.

He had the guy pinned down and there was no way he was going to escape - why was it so hard just to remove the knee and avoid this whole fiasco?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Moviebob has such a complex about how much he loves popular media.

It's not enough for him to just like it. He has to believe that media is the most important and valuable thing that humanity has to offer.

Of course he does, what else does he have in life? He's spent his whole life consooming mindless pop culture while actively avoiding anything that might challenge him. If pop culture isn't the most important thing in the world than Bob has wasted his life, and he'll never accept that. So Bob will just continue elevating pop culture in order to elevate himself.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

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Has anybody reminded Chip that he has two retarded children and trying to renovate his white trash house, so he's begging for money online, yet he brags about buying overpriced hipster beer? Yes, he really does need an adult. This shit makes me think Chippedhead is a worse person than his Blob of a brother.

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Bobby has hidden wounds, much more than what he would share in public.
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Has anybody reminded Bob that he's a Straight White Male and therefore he has no real problems because the system exists to benefit him?

A new year, a new name for Socialism:
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I have no idea what these fucks are talking about. "Super capitalism" is nothing like socialism. It honestly sounds more like libertarianism. Maybe I'm drunk.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’ll be honest, I believe Bob and his ilk would rather see Chauvin be killed honestly.

 

[Adamska]

Has anybody reminded Chip that he has two retarded children and trying to renovate his white trash house, so he's begging for money online, yet he brags about buying overpriced hipster beer? Yes, he really does need an adult. This shit makes me think Chippedhead is a worse person than his Blob of a brother.

It's been a while since I've been in here. Does he still beg like every half hour rather than just do more commission work or just... you know, not indulge in his entitled alcoholism?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Chris claims to have an actual job and work about 50 hours per week on it, which is why, I suppose, he can constantly buy overpriced European lagers. (At 17 dollars per 4-pack. If he has one drink per day, that' adds up to about 127.00 per month. And I highly doubt that Chris is a "one beer a day" man...) Judging by the size of Roberto's empty can pile, I'm guessing the Chipmans spend a lot on booze, which is one thing they could definitely cut down on if they're in need of money.

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To be fair, if I were a Bob or Chris Chipman, I'd probably drink like a fish too.

 

[Red Hood]

Of course he does, what else does he have in life? He's spent his whole life consooming mindless pop culture while actively avoiding anything that might challenge him. If pop culture isn't the most important thing in the world than Bob has wasted his life, and he'll never accept that. So Bob will just continue elevating pop culture in order to elevate himself.

ROBERT! What is best in life?

To watch Disney movies! See your sub counts driven before you! And hear the lamentation of the mayonaise ghouls!

 

[Livecorpse]

Not my OC, I think it's from 4chan.

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Well, I don't know what I expected.

I regret nothing.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

That's moronic. There are literally a million other things you can do other than kneeling on a dead guy's neck. Look at them remove any sovereign citizen nutcase from a vehicle.

Spoiler: Off-topic law enforcement use of force spergery

Maybe. The point is that you said that "Doing that shit to someone who already said he can't breathe, even if he was full of shit, is at the very least beyond reckless or negligent."

By your standard, if we have to proceed as if this report is genuine, any number of conditions could be causing his distress and any application of force could exacerbate it to the point of death and since you don't know how he is going to resist and how you might have to subdue him, the most reasonable thing to avoid "reckless or negligent" actions is to simply let him stay there and avoid force.

The matter of keeping him in that position after he's stopped resisting or become unresponsive is a separate matter and I agree with you there.

But if you're obligated to treat someone as if a vague declaration of symptoms is legitimate even when they start losing their shit or face charges of negligence or recklessness then you basically can do nothing because few cops are medical doctors and ninjas who can apply only the correct restraint technique that won't exacerbate any existing medical conditions.

 

[Bolo]

Moviebob has such a complex about how much he loves popular media.

It's not enough for him to just like it. He has to believe that media is the most important and valuable thing that humanity has to offer.

I wonder about that.

I think Robert likes the idea that he is one of the few "elites" that can decipher and explain the societal and historical meaning of these pop-culture products, and to be seen as a smart person to be doing so.

As far as the cape-shit movies by themselves, Robert has stated numerous times that he thinks they are at most b+ action movies, which is stating the obvious, but Robert also says that because he doesn't want to be seen as a simpleton that slobs all over dumbed down entertainment.

However, at the same heartbeat, Robert would argue that the cape-shit crap is important for the "Zeitgeist" and to understand our times, we also need to understand our popular culture, and that is why Robert thinks it all so important to have hot takes about silly movies where overpaid actors jump around in a green set wearing silly costumes, because the deeper meaning is how people react to these silly movies, and like I said, Robert thinks he is one of the few that can see these invisible threads that move pop-culture.

In other words, Robert thinks he is a "Cahiers du Cinéma" intellectual, but instead of high brow bullshit, he brings his analytical expertise to the culture involving mass produced disney shit, not so much for the movies themselves.

And I'll go a bit further and say that Robert doesn't really like cape-shit or most of these disney-esque blockbuster. Same way he doesn't seem to like comics and videogames all that much either. Whenever he talks comics or videogames, you can tell he is looking from the wiki to fake being into it, and the capeshit crap is pretty much the only thing that brings him any views anymore.

Nah, as far as what Robert presents himself in the internet, Robert likes twitter, he likes the idea that he can be seen as a authority in pop-culture on twitter, he is addicted to political sperging on twitter and craves whatever media that can deliver on his revenge fantasies or ratificate his political views, be news, movies or whatever.

That is what Robert truly consooms, the idea of being right, the fantasy of purging those who have wronged him and the satisfaction of being seen as part of the intellectual elite.

 

[AnOminous]

By your standard, if we have to proceed as if this report is genuine, any number of conditions could be causing his distress and any application of force could exacerbate it to the point of death and since you don't know how he is going to resist and how you might have to subdue him, the most reasonable thing to avoid "reckless or negligent" actions is to simply let him stay there and avoid force.

And quite literally, sometimes they do that. This wouldn't have been one of those cases. My minimal review of what police manuals say about this, though, is that the "kneel on neck" restraint method is not encouraged, and certainly not for what even you described as "passive resistance."

Spoiler: MPD manual

Anyway, a bit far afield, and I'll drop it now.

 

[Les Morfalous]

.... I'm guessing the Chipmans spend a lot on booze.....

If I had the misfortute of being born a member of the Chipman clan, I would drink too.Not that I don't already drink, but that's just part and parcel of living in an Eastern european society.