Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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... And equally suddenly, Blue Lives Matter.
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(Official sources have clarified that no cops were killed.)

Tactics, targets.
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Are You Bad Enough to Remove The President?
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No fucking idea.
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Bobby and friend get mad over Edward Snowden. If you are anti-censorship, you are either pro-Putin or racist.
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I'm sure he'll retract this should Snowden troons out like Bradley Manning.

Bobby is jealous a certain "goober" is going to write a book better read than Brick By Brick.
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Are these people fucking real?

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Nigger and TV writer. Those explain things.

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Having excoriated Peter Coffin, Bobby and his woker-than-thou cult turn against his ex.
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I love picturing how Bob imagines himself as some erudite sage, scorned and ignored by society for his "painfully truthful" observations, like he's some Cassandran figure (when he's literally a fat guy in his parent's basement). Which is, of course, how right-wing conspiracy theorists often view themselves. I have learned, though, through people like Bob, that some people are genuinely incapable of self-introspection.
Bob moved out of his mom and dad's (in Lynn) in like 2014-ish. Chris lives in their Grandparents' old house in Lynn. Bob lives in Revere in a basement of a house owned (at last check) by his aunt who doesn't live there but rented the top half to complete strangers.
 
Sleepy Joe eats his victory speech and is now fomenting racial discord, by claiming if yesterday's rioters were BLM they would have treated very differently. Bobby rejoices.
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Another dumb bitch wants to expel all GOP Congress members who "attempted to overturn the election". It is of course not enough for Bobby...
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...or AOC:
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Consoomer chastises "the left" for focusing on consumer culture....
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... because you are not inheritors to Marx and Engels if you don't purge your political opponents like Stalin and Mao:
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Mad about Superior-Cultural appropriation.
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Yawn.

A new Angel chanting the Whiteness Bad Hymn.
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It is delightful to hear "faux-this" "faux-that" from a faux-woman.

Oh BTW new Big Picture, 11 minutes.
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Bobby and friend get mad over Edward Snowden. If you are anti-censorship, you are either pro-Putin or racist.
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Snowden and Assange are not pro-trump in any means. They see however that the majority of criticism towards is coming from: global elites who feel threatened by what he has awaken in his supporters.
 
I appreciate anyone who is actually brave enough to watch this and tell us how retarded it is.

True American heroes.

It's basically just Bob pretending to be shocked and appalled that a bunch of unwashed plebeians dared to walk the hallowed halls of the Capital and touched Pelosi's sacred desk.

He yammers about "no not the Capital!!" "these ghouls destroy art pieces!".
Strange that no one lamented "mah art pieces" when the statues of confederate generals got hurled down.

Bob would personally burn every piece of art in that building if he got his robot body for it.

He's not appalled at all. He's overjoyed that he thinks the Democrats have a new cudgel.
 
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He yammers about "no not the Capital!!" "these ghouls destroy art pieces!".
Strange that no one lament the artistic value of the statues of confederate generals that got hurled down.

I feel a few screenshots are more eloquent than any description:
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This is what Bob imagines what had happened.
 
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Bobby and friend get mad over Edward Snowden. If you are anti-censorship, you are either pro-Putin or racist.
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Fuck. You. Bob

Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!

Edward Snowden sacrificed more than you ever will in your entire lifetime to expose government corruption, and all you do is twiddle your thumbs in judgement over how he dare profaned your sacred nigger St. Obama and has actual fucking principles for standing against Big Tech censorship. If I were him and knew that people like you would act like ungrateful fucks despite my actions meant to inform them about how their rulers are violating their rights, I wouldn't have done what he'd done. But then again, I can admit that I'm too much of a coward to do such a thing, unlike this sniveling, subhuman bootlicker who thinks he's God's gift to mankind.
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Having excoriated Peter Coffin, Bobby and his woker-than-thou cult turn against his ex.
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Gee, have you ever heard of gallows humor you joyless fucks? Do yourselves all a favor and lighten the hell up you feckless cocksuckers.
 
Bob would burn every painting in the Capitol Building, whitewash every fresco, and tear out every piece of decorative fitting if his self-chosen leaders announced it was necessary. Bob would loudly support it even if it weren't necessary, simply out of spite and the desire to desecrate a beautiful space. That is the emotional level Bob operates at and is comfortable with. He's all in favor of Year Zero-ing American monuments, this sudden loud reverence is a facile and insincere excuse to advocate for firing squads and the abridgement of all civil and criminal rights for his political enemies. If everyone had behaved impeccably yesterday, Bob would still be calling for the same thing.

I almost hope the left does try to crack down at the federal level and at the state level cooperation breaks down when Biden tells Republicans that they're all banned from politics and society and chaos does break out, at least in regards to interstate and inter-regional commerce. I really dig the idea of Big Bob watching food deliveries to Lynn slow, then stop.
 
By that logic, Abraham Lincoln should get an honorary N-word pass.
He already does.
Yeap. He'd be dry humping the idea of "proportional representation" in the Senate if he was aware of it as well.

I've said this before, but he's essentially Pol Pot's mirror opposite in that regard. To have everyone who doesn't vote Democrat in the rural areas die would be no loss to him.
What the brilliant Bobby and a lot of the others pushing this "abolish the electoral college" (read: electorally disenfranchise the rural untermensch) plan don't seem to consider is that doing so might produce a reaction that would make Wednesday's shitshow look like a playground slapfight in comparison.
Snowden and Assange are not pro-trump in any means. They see however that the majority of criticism towards is coming from: global elites who feel threatened by what he has awaken in his supporters.
But you forget - in the worldview of a diabetic simpleton like Bob, there are only two sides - the ones on the good guys sides, and the ones on the bad guys side. No neutrals, in-betweens, or people with shifting allegiances depending on how it affects them or their own personal code. It's just like the Marvel Movies!
 
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Bob would burn every painting in the Capitol Building, whitewash every fresco, and tear out every piece of decorative fitting if his self-chosen leaders announced it was necessary. Bob would loudly support it even if it weren't necessary, simply out of spite and the desire to desecrate a beautiful space. That is the emotional level Bob operates at and is comfortable with. He's all in favor of Year Zero-ing American monuments, this sudden loud reverence is a facile and insincere excuse to advocate for firing squads and the abridgement of all civil and criminal rights for his political enemies. If everyone had behaved impeccably yesterday, Bob would still be calling for the same thing.

I almost hope the left does try to crack down at the federal level and at the state level cooperation breaks down when Biden tells Republicans that they're all banned from politics and society and chaos does break out, at least in regards to interstate and inter-regional commerce. I really dig the idea of Big Bob watching food deliveries to Lynn slow, then stop.

It's a blackpill for sure, but at this point I'd rather everything fall into chaos than let people like Bob Chipman have their way with the rest of us.
 
... because you are not inheritors to Marx and Engels if you don't purge your political opponents like Stalin and Mao:
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Oh, Arkle. You sweet, August child. The DNC establishment would like nothing more than to have one-party rule and purge internal dissent. Didn't AOC oppose one progressive Congressman's push to have a floor vote on healthcare because she likes the fame and attention she gets with her position?
 
Let Neptune strike ye dead Chipman!

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Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Chipman, even any scantling of your soul is Chipman no more, but is now itself the sea!
 
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