Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

However, it does show just how many wokies who follow and/or agree with Blobbert are in for a very rude awakening if the actual Left come into power.

They don't realise that all useful idiots eventually outlive their usefulness.

 

[DickoTheClown]

They don't realise that all useful idiots eventually outlive their usefulness.

Is Bob really useful, though? Like, at all?

 

[Revo]

"It also doesn't not mean that."

How the fuck is Bob a certified Rotten Tomatoes critic?

Everyone can become easily a critic and or a journalist nowadays.

 

[LightShow]

Saw a leftist post an entire article on Medium (archived here) calling Bob a white supremacist and a Nazi, complete with LONG lists of tweets supporting each point in the article. The genuine left absolutely hate him, and holy fuck is the article a Greatest Hits of his worst takes, along with some takes I hadn't even seen before.

Bob will be the first against the wall before the useful idiots. Cuz he's a useless idiot.

Nice collection and it's cool to use links and not just screenshots, but this is super-inconvenient to read. If there is to be a normie-friendly guide to knowing your moviebob, it should probably have both links *and* screenshots.

 

[Coccxys]

However, it does show just how many wokies who follow and/or agree with Blobbert are in for a very rude awakening if the actual Left come into power

Is this written by a woke person though? It very much appears to be on the user submitted side of Medium and there have been some hileriois troll articles make it there before. I would bet its someone who dislikes Bob using the language of the woke to try and start a cancel mob. I don't doubt the actual left hate him but this ain't it.

 

[Positron]

K Canada said:
I'm surprised autism isn't used more, considering its essentially a "Get out of criticism free card".

LOL Bobby hangs out with trannies and the T-card trumps the A-card any time.

Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Why is this creature going along with the anti-capitalist idiots if he's the very definition of blind consumerist?

For woke cred.

Kyria the Great said:
The thing I don't understand is why does Bob have to treat everything Marvel Studios does as revolutionary? I know he is a consoomer to the core, but even the most ardent Bugmen types will still have gripes about a product, a company, and/or culture at some point but I haven't once seen Bob actually have anything bad to say about Marvel.

Tribe mentality. In his more sober moments Bobby did write that MCU is formulaic, but he has invested so much of his personality into the brand he has to keep up the appearances.

Pagliacci said:
I know Bob said "from before color photos... existed" but why should that matter? The point is we do have photo examples of how old black & white TV sets were colored so the Wandavision photos aren't anything particularly special like Bob is making them out to be ("WOW"). The way Bob's talking it's as if he thinks we one day invented color photos/film and everyone switched overnight so no color images of black & white film sets even exist.

A bit off topic but this is the Gucci 2020 Christmas anuncio/propaganda. You can see they did the late 80s / early 90s aesthetics and colors perfectly too. I think nailing those is harder than Wandavision's 50s palatte because people remember. I'm sure whatever "high-end colorist" Gucci employed, they didn't even begin to touch Wandervision budget.

Marshal Mannerheim said:
Sadly, given that they think ”sex work” is real work, they probably see that as a positive.

Mao said the only prostitutes in China were in Taiwan so...

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OK So let's start this installment on the subject of prostitution.

Gotta respect "legit" sex workers like those whose pussies Trump grabbed.


Reminder that Zoe Cunt indulges in that "hobby" a lot.


Note again how Bobby wants real life to conform to fiction.

So it is okay to talk of "good people", "good jerbs" and "bad people", "bad jerbs", but talking about good wives and bad wives is biased. And to think that a woman is "unfit" for public appearance is presumably misogynistic. (The First Lady is supposed to be an arm piece and nothing more; the less they dabbles in politics, the better. For the record I think Melania is a better public face than that gorilla who preceded her).

Beavis and Butthead, and Bobby's "formative" experience with a sex-industry adjacent person:


Sex-industry adjacent person gives head to the United States:


I bet your pardon?

(That's a beautiful dog for sure)

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A democrat woman, a "titan of her day", must be ousted the moment she wrongthinks. Let's the witch-hunt begin:


The Dems are planning to do what Bobby wants: to put wrongthinkers in a camp, PRC style, without even "re-education".


Bobby (and the left in general) continue to eye the accouterment of the supposedly wealthy Capitol rioters:



I don't get the reference.

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More creative bankruptcy of the (hopefully soon to be obsolete) movie industry:

Of course Bobby identifies with Veruca Salt.

Meanwhile PedoJewRat has eaten The Muppets, "easily the most important / influential series in TV history"


X-Men bullshit. No idea:


Bobby's Angels:

Let's have a red-cap MAGA being lectured on biology by a dangerhair he-she. Hilarious!

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Wait until Bob learns that the ancient greeks and romans painted their statues and buildings and not everything was colored white.

Implying that Movie Blob even knows that ancient Greece and the Roman Republic / Empire were a thing.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So can we confirm that Bob never watched the Muppets? It wasn't very PC friendly. Nor was the updated show.

 

[Mr. Bung]

It reminds me of these ice cream cones:
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Many Indians don't seem to take issue with Hitler and even have some sort of admiration for him. There's even some old photo floating around with some Indian guy at a mall wearing a swastika shirt.

There seems to be an association. The swastika was an ancient Sanskrit sign that means "well being" widely used by Hindus, Buddhists, and Jains long before Hitler hijacked it for use as the Nazi symbol. Also Aryans=an ancient Indian people as well as what the Nazi master race was called.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yep, both mean "Advertisement", but most people use "anuncio" rather than "propaganda" for the run off the mill ads, to the point that people associate "propaganda" with the more political side of the definition like election pamphlets and the like

Plus, if i'm not mistaken Pinochet was also backed by a big chunk of the political parties and the population as long as he got rid of the commies. Pretty much like fascist dictators got instated in Europe before WWII. When commies start getting out of hand the fascist begin to sound really nice, even if they will bite you in the ass later on.

So Fascism is the Sickle Cell Anemia to Communism's Malaria. Got it.

 

[Wünderkind]

Saw a leftist post an entire article on Medium (archived here) calling Bob a white supremacist and a Nazi, complete with LONG lists of tweets supporting each point in the article. The genuine left absolutely hate him, and holy fuck is the article a Greatest Hits of his worst takes, along with some takes I hadn't even seen before.

Bob will be the first against the wall before the useful idiots. Cuz he's a useless idiot.

lol this is fucking great, it is hilarious knowing he's more hated than a lot of racists and trolls who make zero effort to cozy up to the leftists/breadtubers.

 

[Ita Mori]

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"Worse than pedos" - Karl Marx
"A bougie pathological vice" - Stalin
"A capitalist perversion" - Mao Zedong
"A homosexual can't be a revolutionaire" - Fidel Castro
"Labour will make men out of them" - Che Guevara
"There is a cure for homosexuality" - Salvador Allende

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Commie trash.
Stop that.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Many Indians don't seem to take issue with Hitler and even have some sort of admiration for him. There's even some old photo floating around with some Indian guy at a mall wearing a swastika shirt.

There seems to be an association. The swastika was an ancient Sanskrit sign that means "well being" widely used by Hindus, Buddhists, and Jains long before Hitler hijacked it for use as the Nazi symbol. Also Aryan's=an ancient Indian people as well as what the Nazi master race was called. Swastika=

Germany also supported Subhas Chandra Bose and his Indian Legion.
I highly recommend this book if someone is interested in this historical topic.

 

[Uncle Joey]

I'm surprised autism isn't used more, considering its essentially a "Get out of criticism free card".

IIRC he got super offended once when someone made an autism joke in response to whatever hot take he made that day. I think he does have it, but refuses to admit it because God forbid he ever admits to being anything but perfect.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

A democrat woman, a "titan of her day", must be ousted the moment she wrongthinks. Let's the witch-hunt begin:

You know, I despise Dianne Feinstein's political actions and political beliefs. But I'm able to say Bob's attacks on her are unfair. Bob would never say that any attack on anyone he disagrees with politically is unfair. This is because Bob is essentially a child, and I am a (mostly) psychologically healthy adult. Bob has no morality and no decency. He thinks that makes him a tough guy, a hard man. He can be easily manipulated into obscene levels of hatred because he is as soft as molasses.

Of course Bobby identifies with Veruca Salt.

Of course Bob would want to see a bunch of assholes get revenge against people who were justly given ironic punishments for their nasty personalities. The more something involves revenge, the more Bob likes it.

Implying that Movie Blob even knows that ancient Greece and the Roman Republic / Empire were a thing.

Bob knows about Greece, he actually thinks Amazons were real and Greek women were routinely trained to use weapons and go to war. I'd love to know what Bob thinks he knows about Romans, what he's poorly learned through cultural osmosis. He did see Gladiator, that's probably most of it right there. Dumb shit probably thinks they actually restored the Republic ten minutes after the movie ended, offscreen.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Bob knows about Greece, he actually thinks Amazons were real and Greek women were routinely trained to use weapons and go to war. I'd love to know what Bob thinks he knows about Romans, what he's poorly learned through cultural osmosis. He did see Gladiator, that's probably most of it right there. Dumb shit probably thinks they actually restored the Republic ten minutes after the movie ended, offscreen.

So basically said, his history knowledge is from 1970's Wonder Woman tv-show and some shitty Ridley Scott movie. *looks at Bob* Yeah seems legit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just a reminder, tomorrow as Biden is inaugurated, Bob will still be a sexless, fat, vindictive asshole with no job.

 

[Ita Mori]

Just a reminder, tomorrow as Biden is inaugurated, Bob will still be a sexless, fat, vindictive asshole with no job.

He doesn't care Biden won.
Until the midwest rains with the blood of Mayo Ghouls across the acres for all to see.
As their children are sold to Chinese billionaires and wives sent to fat incels in the cities...

Only after then will Moviebob feel his wishes aren't actually making him happy.

some shitty Ridley Scott movie.

Take that back.

 

[Tronathon242]

Just a reminder, tomorrow as Biden is inaugurated, Bob will still be a sexless, fat, vindictive asshole with no job.

The more things change, the more things stay the same.

 

[Ashen One]

IIRC he got super offended once when someone made an autism joke in response to whatever hot take he made that day. I think he does have it, but refuses to admit it because God forbid he ever admits to being anything but perfect.

Autism is a very sensitive subject to Bob because his niece, Chris' daughter, has it and she seems to be one of the few things that brings Bob any genuine joy in his life (one of the few things that involve actual people and not brands and corporations at least). I don't believe Bob has autism, but he is protective of his niece because she does and that is why the subject is a sore spot for him.

Now is the time where I remind people that Bob coined the term "Autism-Blackface" so you can laugh.