Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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An NYT journo just said exactly the same thing. Guess how Bobby responds?
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Only I, the basement dwelling white ghoul, knows what is the best for black people. #BlackWidowMatters.
Whoops. Well David Brooks, it was nice knowing you. Bootleg Mario's on your tail for daring to agree with the governor of Florida.
Bobby's favorite Congressdamsel finds herself in hot water again.
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She's not going to sleep with you, Bob.
You know, I don't even get mad at this stuff anymore. I'm completely desensitized.
Oh, you fuckers are a hivemind. Cons can do whatever you tell them and you'd still brigade them. Don't be mad a few Senators and Reps realized this when you caused it.
Conferring with an Angel about GameStop stocks. I can't really think of a case where a hedge fund caused a business (other than the fund house itself) to shut down, but as I said I'm not Properly Evolved.
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Wow, this take is so cold I turned on my heater.
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Bobby is sore whenever Poland is mentioned.
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Seriously, where can I learn Polish? Asking for a friend.
Fortunately his anti-fans are always ready to set the record straight:
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You know, I try to avoid Godwin's Law at all costs. But good lord these fuckers make that so hard to do!
I don't have pithy commentary for this one.
2 things:
1. These racists you've come up with don't use the phrase anti-Zion. That's your word so you can be anti-Semitic while claiming to not be anti-Semitic. They just say kike or jewboy. You'd know that if you had ever met real racists that aren't on the left.
2. You know what they say about dog whistles? Yeah.
Bobby really loves the Dews; Wall Street can use some thrashing, but not mah Dews!!!!!
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Dah Dews is the right priority:
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Blisteringly cold takes there, Bobbo. But hey, thanks to you fucks I've finally given up my anarcho-Capitalist ideals.
Everything, even David Hoggs (remember him?), reminds Bobby of da Dews.
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Davey? Who let you out of your box? We know it's not Michael Moore. Anyway, the GOP is taking a stand. It's just against YOU.
Even western neopaganism, which woke women and soyboys embrace, smells suspicious:
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Oh, literal Jesus Christ. If you think breaking church doctrine is the best way to follow church doctrine, you're churching wrong my guy.
Had anyone ever dreamed of a Gozilla-Cloverfield crossover?
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Given what he said about a trailer involving Nichole Kidman and a teenage girl, I'm sure he is Dobbing again.
The title of Moviebob's biopic: The Movieblob that Consoomed Everything!
Bobby's Angels. This fake Chink has more paint on her face than a Warhammer figurine:
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Lending further credence to my exclamations that we should be allowed to hunt Yugioh players for sport in Minecraft.
 
Also I should note that I shudder at the thought of what Bob in a world with robot bodies would be like. Don't know if he would be like one of the psychos from Cyborg 009 (where the mentally ill willingly put themselves into disturbing inhuman bodies that have enough weapons installed to wipe out entire cities) or Bob would become the ultimate in ghouls: stealing young bodies to roboticize them and keeping a Westworld style "freezer" of spare bodies that he choses to "wear" at any given time, that allow him to cloak his true evil spirit.

Or worse, that in the spirit of N12LJLY and SJWs like Bob who engage in the war against beauty, we'd have Bob demanding only fat and out of shape ugly bodies available as part of the SJW's Toohey esque "enshrine ugliness so that ugliness is considered beautiful so the uglies can't be called ugly" madness mantra. Everyone must choice a fat ugly bodies at a certain point and if you don't do it, you get mindraped until you submit and love your new hideous body.
Oh he would easily abuse his power. The first thing he probably plans to do is go after the guys who made fun of him in high school and beat their fleshy organs to a pulp with his new metal fists.

But he'd also be easy to deal with. Just point out that as a robot, he doesn't need to worry about food or oxygen so he can get in an unmanned space ship and fly around for years or even decades. Then you just attach him to a rocket as the payload, like the Tesla car, and by the time he realises he can't steer the thing, he's floating through space uncontrollably with no products to consoom. The ultimate horror for Robert.
 
Oh he would easily abuse his power. The first thing he probably plans to do is go after the guys who made fun of him in high school and beat their fleshy organs to a pulp with his new metal fists.

But he'd also be easy to deal with. Just point out that as a robot, he doesn't need to worry about food or oxygen so he can get in an unmanned space ship and fly around for years or even decades. Then you just attach him to a rocket as the payload, like the Tesla car, and by the time he realises he can't steer the thing, he's floating through space uncontrollably with no products to consoom. The ultimate horror for Robert.
Promising to download all the content in the world into his memory bank only to drop him into a molten metal vat while he's distracted also works.
 
Oh he would easily abuse his power. The first thing he probably plans to do is go after the guys who made fun of him in high school and beat their fleshy organs to a pulp with his new metal fists.

But he'd also be easy to deal with. Just point out that as a robot, he doesn't need to worry about food or oxygen so he can get in an unmanned space ship and fly around for years or even decades. Then you just attach him to a rocket as the payload, like the Tesla car, and by the time he realises he can't steer the thing, he's floating through space uncontrollably with no products to consoom. The ultimate horror for Robert.
"And, eventually...MovieBob stopped thinking."

Implying, of course, he ever started. This scenario also assumes that if robotic augmentations are available and cheap enough that Bob can afford them his bullies probably have them too. Imagine Bob, all cybered up with his new augs, ready to kick some ass then his former bully still gives him a wedgie and plays a few rounds of Stop Hitting Yourself. That is, if there isn't a whole gang of them waiting for a rousing match of Kick the Autistic.
 
I was thinking to myself yesterday and I realized that a lot of Bob's words on his robot body felt familiar, somehow, and then it hit me where I had last seen it: Gulliver's Travels. Specifically, the third one, when Gulliver goes to Laputa and finds out that there's a race of immortals.


Of course, after speaking about all the awesome that he wanted from being immortal, Gulliver finally learns what being immortal actually means in this society:

And then he finally gets to see what they're actually like:

So there we have it. Bob's pretty much in the same mindset as Gulliver, assuming that being immortal means eternal youth, eternal wisdom, eternal beauty and eternal energy. Instead, odds are good that his wanted immortality's going to suck, and that he'll be begging for death soon enough.
KiwiFarms - come for the lolcows, stay for the lessons in classic literature. :like:
Funny how you brought up Ancient Greece, because when a greek commited a gave crime in the polis, there were two options: exile for life or you were given a cup of hemlock you ahd to drink. You remember Plato and how he died?
*Socrates
As usual, good thing done by bad people. Bob can't stand the thought of those he considers subhumans getting shit done.
I'd say not just Bob. Wannabe revolutionaries like Gwen have talked a big game about making Wall Street plutocrats pay, yet she and her fellow retard LARPers are getting shown up by people with names like xx_Milf_Hunter_69_xx and IGOATCHEESE.
 
I'd say not just Bob. Wannabe revolutionaries like Gwen have talked a big game about making Wall Street plutocrats pay, yet she and her fellow retard LARPers are getting shown up by people with names like xx_Milf_Hunter_69_xx and IGOATCHEESE.

That's the thing that gets me. Shitlords are proving to be so much better at being subversive than libs are.

The left basically sponsored the BLM riots for months, and nobody really gave a shit. People just shrugged, like what else would you expect? But the Capitol incident made the establishment absolutely shit themselves in one day.

And now a bunch of assholes from Reddit have done more to throw a monkey wrench into the gears of Wall Street than decades of big but empty talk from socialist liberals ever could
 
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As always, god bless you, @Positron, for braving Bobby's Twitter feed to cap his madness for the rest of us. I don't know how you do it; I get a few tweets in and I have to just scroll past the rest because I feel pressure in the back of my head and I start tasting metal. How Bob manages to actually tweet this stuff, all day, every day, is mind-boggling.
Bobby is sore whenever Poland is mentioned.
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Fortunately his anti-fans are always ready to set the record straight:
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Ah, yet another classic Blobbo cycle:
  1. Bob says something completely retarded, usually in extremely bad taste ("autism blackface," "tactics/targets," "I wish the Nazis hadn't ruined eugenics," "can we ask Germany to invade Poland?").
  2. People rightly call him out for being a callous retarded fuck.
  3. Bob bitches about being taken out of context, even though there's really no context in which his remarks look good.
  4. Bob goes on a blocking spree once it's clear nobody is actually going to accept his point of view, then does whatever he has to do to cope (usually involving even more tweeting).
  5. Time passes.
  6. Bob says something related to the original completely retarded thing.
  7. People call him out again, this time with screencaps of his original retarded take(s).
  8. Bob bitches about old screencaps still being taken out of context, often blaming the farms without naming us, as though we're the only people who could possibly hate him.
  9. Repeat steps 5 through 8 ad infinitum, going back to step 1 whenever he says a new retarded thing.
Semper fi to those who document this colossal waste of space's fuckups. You're the real heroes.
 
Is Bob gonna milk this, "They hated me cause I spoke the truth", shit every time Poland is brought up for the rest of his days?
Yeap.
As always, god bless you, @Positron, for braving Bobby's Twitter feed to cap his madness for the rest of us. I don't know how you do it; I get a few tweets in and I have to just scroll past the rest because I feel pressure in the back of my head and I start tasting metal. How Bob manages to actually tweet this stuff, all day, every day, is mind-boggling.

Ah, yet another classic Blobbo cycle:
  1. Bob says something completely retarded, usually in extremely bad taste ("autism blackface," "tactics/targets," "I wish the Nazis hadn't ruined eugenics," "can we ask Germany to invade Poland?").
  2. People rightly call him out for being a callous retarded fuck.
  3. Bob bitches about being taken out of context, even though there's really no context in which his remarks look good.
  4. Bob goes on a blocking spree once it's clear nobody is actually going to accept his point of view, then does whatever he has to do to cope (usually involving even more tweeting).
  5. Time passes.
  6. Bob says something related to the original completely retarded thing.
  7. People call him out again, this time with screencaps of his original retarded take(s).
  8. Bob bitches about old screencaps still being taken out of context, often blaming the farms without naming us, as though we're the only people who could possibly hate him.
  9. Repeat steps 5 through 8 ad infinitum, going back to step 1 whenever he says a new retarded thing.
Semper fi to those who document this colossal waste of space's fuckups. You're the real heroes.
Semper Fi indeed. I would add that he uses the "I was joking" card a lot in steps 3 and 8.
That's the thing that gets me. Shitlords are proving to be so much better at being subversive than libs are.

The left basically sponsored the BLM riots for months, and nobody really gave a shit. People just shrugged, like what else would you expect? But the Capitol incident made the establishment absolutely shit themselves in one day.

And now a bunch of assholes from Reddit have done more to throw a monkey wrench into the gears of Wall Street than decades of big but empty talk from socialist liberals ever could
One main difference between the two is that shitlords, pests, trolls, etc don't seek validation from society at large. The SJWs and LARPer revolutionaries are always trying to frame their actions as being for the greater good and shape society in the long term using the active measures playbook. The great irony is that the shitlords who seemingly do things on a whim actually do remarkable things and do get great support from the public on occasion.
I said this before, but if the Democrats don’t wanna get fucked in these next for years, they have got to stop relying on useful idiots like Bob.
Normal, garden variety Dems and even Leftists have repeatedly disowned him but that hasn't stopped him from running his mouth om their behalf and embarrassing them. They can't stop him from associating with them even though he's an even bigger liability than the Romanians on the flanks of the 6th Army. I wonder if they'll cancel him by labeling his babbling as "hate speech" and getting him deplatformed.
 
Outside of getting nuked by the waifus he unapologetically creeps on, lefties with more than two brain cells know that disavowing bob only brings him more attention and a bigger spotlight. They seethe because he says the quiet part out loud, but they know addressing that would only start a cycle of lefties condemning him, righties asking why they hadn’t condemned him earlier, and so on.
 
There are graver implications, which is that Biden/Harris are living on a razor's edge ledge over an abyss and the increasingly fragile house of cards that is the United States is one motherfucking catastrophe away from irrevocable meltdown, economically.

TPTB exploded the economy to punish Trump supporters but backed away when they realized that by threatening to do it beforehand, they left themselves vulnerable to day of the rope style retaliation. So they half-assedly backpeddled and tried to salvage shit and threw stimulus checks and unemployment welfare that was so great that no one really wants to give it up due to them making triple via unemployment what they made working an honest job, to buy off the masses.

Adding to this, is that even before Covid, the economic was in a super fragile state held together by duct tape and Peter Pan "clap if you want Tinker Bell to resurrect as your claps fuel the resurrection process!" theatrics and force of will. To the point that even with the economic carnage wrought by Covid, it's a miracle that the economy is still limping along (a notion that can be credited by Trump not demanding a nationwide lockdown, meaning only blue states got nuked economically while red and purple states have survived for better or worse).

Which in turn leads to a horrific "no win" situation for Democrats in that, no matter how hard they'll deny it, when the economy crashes on Biden's watch, the Democrats are FUCKED. To the point that it would have been preferable to just let Trump have two terms and have the crash happen on his watch and then clean up afterwords, than rig an election to get Biden in like they did.

And worse, by rigging the election, there is NOTHING to stop pissed off Trump supporters from doing what they did to Gamestop to basically manually crash Wall Street (and the economy by proxy) purely out of spite and malice and revenge.

Biden and Harris are clearly trying to use online censorship to prevent the rise of a Tea Party 2.0; but in doing so they are utterly ignoring the lone wolf econo-terrorists who (operating in the rule/spirit of the law) can do more fucking damage than a Tea Party flash mob or a Sarah Palin type talking head.

That's what is scaring Bob about the Gamestop affair. Biden/Harris and their regime are FUCKED, let alone Democrats in general if the impending economic crash apocalypse happens in the next four years. A crash they accelerated with the Covid scheme, a crash they can't hold off for much longer before it busts like a giant festering boil, a crash they can't escape the blame for.

And worse, the stuff with Gamestop is a game changing event in the right/left war. The left thought they were 100% victorious with the latest online deplatforming wave and suddenly the right are lobbing financial WMDs that will wipe out the Wall Street financier wing of the SJW army. New tactics that make the left's bullshit "have K-Pops and gay people hijack hashtags" move look like impotent and worthless peacocking.

War just changed and changed FAST and more to the point, it's just going to get nastier. The left stole the motherfucking election and went full fascist with their coup and removed the last remaining legal means to force them out and have made no fucking bones about how they intend to use the next two years to make it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to vote them out of power. So that means the right are going to start fighting fire with napalm and more to the point, have no fucks left to give at how much damage they cause since it's now a literal fucking fight to the death, to the point that being the one who causes the economy to crash like Samson in the temple and kill Biden/Harris's Presidency and the entire DNC, is now within their grasps.

Samson in the temple. We are in the end game.
Indeed.

This lockdown probably killed off the bloated zombie that is neoliberalism and I couldn't be happier to see that bastard go.
They're mad because some guys on reddit did what they all said they were going to do for years, but never would have because they're a bunch of trust find suburban commies who have no politics outside of pissing off mommy and daddy.
I find it very ironic that Reddit autists have been more revolutionary in the past week than the various commie groups on Twitter have been in the past year.
Also I should note that I shudder at the thought of what Bob in a world with robot bodies would be like. Don't know if he would be like one of the psychos from Cyborg 009 (where the mentally ill willingly put themselves into disturbing inhuman bodies that have enough weapons installed to wipe out entire cities) or Bob would become the ultimate in ghouls: stealing young bodies to roboticize them and keeping a Westworld style "freezer" of spare bodies that he choses to "wear" at any given time, that allow him to cloak his true evil spirit.

Or worse, that in the spirit of N12LJLY and SJWs like Bob who engage in the war against beauty, we'd have Bob demanding only fat and out of shape ugly bodies available as part of the SJW's Toohey esque "enshrine ugliness so that ugliness is considered beautiful so the uglies can't be called ugly" madness mantra. Everyone must choice a fat ugly bodies at a certain point and if you don't do it, you get mindraped until you submit and love your new hideous body.
If you've ever heard of the servitors from Warhammer, that's the only way he could get his robot body.
An NYT journo just said exactly the same thing. Guess how Bobby responds?
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Only I, the basement dwelling white ghoul, knows what is the best for black people. #BlackWidowMatters.

Bobby's favorite Congressdamsel finds herself in hot water again.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Conferring with an Angel about how businesses fail (Hint: Amazon is never to blame). I can't really think of a case where a hedge fund caused a business (other than the fund house itself) to shut down, but as I said I'm not Properly Evolved.
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Bobby is sore whenever Poland is mentioned.
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Fortunately his anti-fans are always ready to set the record straight:
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OMG Peter Coffin!
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Not mah Dews!
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Bobby really loves the Dews; Wall Street can use some thrashing, but not mah Dews!!!!!
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Dah Dews is the right priority:
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Everything, even David Hoggs (remember him?), reminds Bobby of da Dews.
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Even western neopaganism, which woke women and soyboys embrace, smells suspicious:
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Dinosaurs.
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WandaVision

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More MCU crap:
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Had anyone ever dreamed of a Gozilla-Cloverfield crossover?
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Given what he said about a trailer involving Nichole Kidman and a teenage girl, I'm sure he is Dobbing again.

Bobby's Angels. This fake Chink has more paint on her face than a Warhammer figurine:
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1) Bob, you probably cross the street when you see someone with a tan. Don't act like you can speak for all black people.
2) as I may have mentioned upthread AOC is one of the few American politicians I can respect - however calling this a death threat is ridiculous. ”alternative means” means censuring AOC, and journalists who have spent their entire lives covering Capitol Hill bitch fights should know that.
3) if what Bush is saying is true you could definitely make a case for expelling Marjorie Taylor Greene, but Bob's remarks are a bit too genocidal for anyone sane's liking.
4) the Poles have the right idea. Banning abortion is morally right; doubly so if before the ban people could kill their babies because they were disabled (”severe and irreversible foetal abnormalities”). But then again, I'm unsurprised to see Blob stanning for eugenics.
5) 🎶 In my country there is problem
And that problem is Mountain Dew
It take everybody sleep
And it never give it back

Throw the Dew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab it by its pull tabs
Then you have a big party
🎶
6) again, Bobert says the quiet part out loud.
7) ”witchcraft is the most Catholic thing you can do” - a self-declared ”feminist author” who ”uses they/them pronouns”
”All forms of divination are to be rejected: recourse to Satan or demons, conjuring up the dead or other practices falsely supposed to "unveil" the future. Consulting horoscopes, astrology, palm reading, interpretation of omens and lots, the phenomena of clairvoyance, and recourse to mediums all conceal a desire for power over time, history, and, in the last analysis, other human beings, as well as a wish to conciliate hidden powers. They contradict the honor, respect, and loving fear that we owe to God alone.
All practices of magic or sorcery, by which one attempts to tame occult powers, so as to place them at one's service and have a supernatural power over others - even if this were for the sake of restoring their health - are gravely contrary to the virtue of religion. These practices are even more to be condemned when accompanied by the intention of harming someone, or when they have recourse to the intervention of demons. Wearing charms is also reprehensible. Spiritism often implies divination or magical practices; the Church for her part warns the faithful against it. Recourse to so-called traditional cures does not justify either the invocation of evil powers or the exploitation of another's credulity...
Superstition is a departure from the worship that we give to the true God. It is manifested in idolatry, as well as in various forms of divination and magic.
- Catechism of the Catholic Church, sections 2116-2117 and 2138.
These racists you've come up with don't use the phrase anti-Zion. That's your word so you can be anti-Semitic while claiming to not be anti-Semitic.
Opposition to the State of Israel doesn't make you anti-Semitic, in the same way me thinking Xi Jingping is evil doesn't mean I hate the Chinese.
I said this before, but if the Democrats don’t wanna get fucked in these next for years, they have got to stop relying on useful idiots like Bob.
The Democrats are honestly too far gone and the only thing holding the socialists and the neolibs together was Pmurt. Now he's gone, prepare for the shit to hit the fan.
 
There are graver implications, which is that Biden/Harris are living on a razor's edge ledge over an abyss and the increasingly fragile house of cards that is the United States is one motherfucking catastrophe away from irrevocable meltdown, economically.

TPTB exploded the economy to punish Trump supporters but backed away when they realized that by threatening to do it beforehand, they left themselves vulnerable to day of the rope style retaliation. So they half-assedly backpeddled and tried to salvage shit and threw stimulus checks and unemployment welfare that was so great that no one really wants to give it up due to them making triple via unemployment what they made working an honest job, to buy off the masses.

Adding to this, is that even before Covid, the economic was in a super fragile state held together by duct tape and Peter Pan "clap if you want Tinker Bell to resurrect as your claps fuel the resurrection process!" theatrics and force of will. To the point that even with the economic carnage wrought by Covid, it's a miracle that the economy is still limping along (a notion that can be credited by Trump not demanding a nationwide lockdown, meaning only blue states got nuked economically while red and purple states have survived for better or worse).

Which in turn leads to a horrific "no win" situation for Democrats in that, no matter how hard they'll deny it, when the economy crashes on Biden's watch, the Democrats are FUCKED. To the point that it would have been preferable to just let Trump have two terms and have the crash happen on his watch and then clean up afterwords, than rig an election to get Biden in like they did.

And worse, by rigging the election, there is NOTHING to stop pissed off Trump supporters from doing what they did to Gamestop to basically manually crash Wall Street (and the economy by proxy) purely out of spite and malice and revenge.

Biden and Harris are clearly trying to use online censorship to prevent the rise of a Tea Party 2.0; but in doing so they are utterly ignoring the lone wolf econo-terrorists who (operating in the rule/spirit of the law) can do more fucking damage than a Tea Party flash mob or a Sarah Palin type talking head.

That's what is scaring Bob about the Gamestop affair. Biden/Harris and their regime are FUCKED, let alone Democrats in general if the impending economic crash apocalypse happens in the next four years. A crash they accelerated with the Covid scheme, a crash they can't hold off for much longer before it busts like a giant festering boil, a crash they can't escape the blame for.

And worse, the stuff with Gamestop is a game changing event in the right/left war. The left thought they were 100% victorious with the latest online deplatforming wave and suddenly the right are lobbing financial WMDs that will wipe out the Wall Street financier wing of the SJW army. New tactics that make the left's bullshit "have K-Pops and gay people hijack hashtags" move look like impotent and worthless peacocking.

War just changed and changed FAST and more to the point, it's just going to get nastier. The left stole the motherfucking election and went full fascist with their coup and removed the last remaining legal means to force them out and have made no fucking bones about how they intend to use the next two years to make it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to vote them out of power. So that means the right are going to start fighting fire with napalm and more to the point, have no fucks left to give at how much damage they cause since it's now a literal fucking fight to the death, to the point that being the one who causes the economy to crash like Samson in the temple and kill Biden/Harris's Presidency and the entire DNC, is now within their grasps.

Samson in the temple. We are in the end game.
the funny thing is, one of the newspapers out here called the whole buying up of Gamestop shares an extension of "Occupy Wall Street", implying that the people doing it are "99 percenters"/of the Left. Nary a mention of the Holy Autism War.

Speaking of Bob and Robot Bodies, I think he wants to be like the bad guy - Count Mecha - in that Galaxy Express 999 anime movie. You know, the one that HUNTS human beings for sport. If Bob ever actually saw it, I bet he didn't understand the entire point of the movie.
 
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the funny thing is, one of the newspapers out here called the whole buying up of Gamestop shares an extension of "Occupy Wall Street", implying that the people doing it are "99 percenters"/of the Left. Nary a mention of the Holy Autism War.

This is the most amusing aspect to me. The whole thing is simultaneously both anti-capitalist revenge against the amoral financial overlords, and a brazen attack by alt-right internet terrorists against the basic institutions of the nation, depending on what's convenient at the given moment. Trying to find a way to spin this consistently to one narrative is shattering peoples' programming.

Of course, while they're bickering over whether it's the Qanons or the Antifas, the system is going to legislate itself up the ass the block out anyone who could participate in something like this again. The real losers are going to be the little people who could put ten dollars into the market at a time with no fee using one of the apps, right up until last week. Even if this is the magical Antifa web warriors striking back at Wall Street for the sake of the working class, it hurt itself in its confusion.
 
I'm kicking myself in the head for not purchasing the dip a few days ago (but I live paycheck to paychek, I'm sorry internet) but still, this feels like closure to me. I remember the financial crisis of '07, the mortgage crisis, people jumping off buildings because they could not pay and everyone saying, "that's just how the market is".
Watching the biggest parasites on the planet suffer just heals my soul and watching the grifters on both sides of the left an right sweat as they realize their jig is up brings me so much joy.

Watching this mongoloid shit his worldview in public fills me with unbridal rage.

Jesus H Christ - what happened during the past 3 days is literally taken from a movie. All his favourite pop culture flick have the tropes of the underdog beating the giant; the luke skywalkers defeating the evil Voldemort or whatever infantile fantasy they use as a reference for rela life events.

This is IT. This is an actual, living proof that not all is lost, that the small guy can still make a difference.

But nope! even when presented with the exact same scenario this tiny retard's brain cannot connect the dots. Even when his waifu AOC cheers against the wall street types he still tries to rationalize it. Because he's in team good guy, and only victories of team good guys count. His brain functions as the white house aides in Idiocracy, he cannot think outside of logical fallacies.

He doesn't deserve the rope, he deserves to live and see his worldview shattered again and again and again.
 
This is the most amusing aspect to me. The whole thing is simultaneously both anti-capitalist revenge against the amoral financial overlords, and a brazen attack by alt-right internet terrorists against the basic institutions of the nation, depending on what's convenient at the given moment. Trying to find a way to spin this consistently to one narrative is shattering peoples' programming.

Of course, while they're bickering over whether it's the Qanons or the Antifas, the system is going to legislate itself up the ass the block out anyone who could participate in something like this again. The real losers are going to be the little people who could put ten dollars into the market at a time with no fee using one of the apps, right up until last week. Even if this is the magical Antifa web warriors striking back at Wall Street for the sake of the working class, it hurt itself in its confusion.
It'd be funny if it didn't end up hurting John Q. Public, and it'd be funnier still if only the Wall Street tycoons were hurt by this.
 
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