Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

No. He'd have to be like Dobson's gay brother: to completely abstain from social media.
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Recall "Anger is how you win". Bobby, with his "immune compromised condition", thinks he can defeat covid with anger:
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What if we "knocked some compliance" into Bobby's dietary habits? Diabetes is a drain in public health resources.

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Indeed according to Alistair Victor Nunn et al, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations might not have the resources to develop a space-travel program because they are burdened by the public-health costs of chronic metabolic diseases, the ET versions of cancer and diabetes. Humans are more likely to get Moonwheat if we stopped cuddling the Mountain Dew Chicken constituency.

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Bobby cheers on bullying, as long as the bullies are journalists and the targets are right.
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But South Park is bad for having imaginary journalists torturing an imaginary character.
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Whoever that "Brittany" character is in South Park, she is not a Republician.

Incoherent jibbering at a Bruce Springsteen advert:
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Bobby talks pro sports:
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Auteur theory:
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I'm on Bobby's side. Auteur Theory is not an accurate reflection of how films are made, and you don't have to be a Hollywood fan to reject Auteur Theory. Unfortunately the discussion is overrun by the usual cheap takes by Bobby's anti-fans: Linsay, eugenics, etc.
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Bobby might weasel his way out of the charge of eugenics, but he can never deny being incoherent.

But if Bobby doesn't believe in Auteur Theory, why does he place so much stock on which director MCU hires?
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This is how Gunn "pawned" that guy:
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Meanwhile, in re: Black Widow, Bobby is preparing for the next stage of grief:
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MCU:
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MCU and motherhood (or maybe Oedipus Complex)
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Bobby continues to introduce his niece to Gozilla:
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Dob Chipman:
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Wut?
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In Bobby's Angels, Ollie Thorn whores out for some LGBT award:
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The Brunch Left are so dumb I'm beginning to doubt whether they are primates.

Trans kids. Amanda Jetté Knox trooned out her son, and her husband also trooned out months afterwards.
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Oh sod off. I’ll believe Cinema Robert is a space program enthusiast when he mentions it as a current development. 2020 saw the return of crewed launches for the first time since the space shuttle was retired in 2011. How many times did he tweet about it? Exactly zero.

He just wants to upload his immortal consciousness yada yada yada and his moon wheat to be magicked to his basement apartment. Which would have happened by now if those mayonnaise ghouls would stop stealing the beakers the science folk need to make it happen.

 

[instythot]

4) what's so good about the space programme anyway? I don't see how pouring billions of taxpayers' money down the drain so that, in 200 years, someone can grow wheat on the moon is a good thing.

The direct benefits are nearly non-existent. The side benefits of things invented to get there have paid for the space programme several times over.

Not that Bob takes this position in his space horniness, he simply wants to live in a sci-fi utopia where people he disagrees with politically are ground up to feed people he barely tolerates for having a different superhero opinion than him. Also with hot space Asians that don't have Human attractiveness standards that keep them from touching his weiner. You know, the practical and realistic reasons to be all in on the space programme

 

[BubbleButt]

According to zillow, the Chipman house is in the 590,000 range:

58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA 01904 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $591,788. 58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA is a single family home that contains 2,306 sq ft and was built in 1926. It contains 3 bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this house is $591,788, which has increased by $6,596 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for...

www.zillow.com

Looking at the neighborhood, most houses are in the 450,000 range and to get up into the 700K range, you'll need 5 or more bedrooms.

Even at that, it's crazy how overpriced those homes are. You could get a 5 bd mansion in the Midwest for less than the amount that Chris owes on his Amityville Horrorhouse.

Zillow can't be trusted to be completely accurate, there's some algorithmic guesswork based on the value of other houses in the area alongside the last time it was appraised which, given Chris' tendency to be an idiot, was likely when it was last sold/changed hands. Taking out a second mortgage doesn't require a refinance, just more collateral if I'm remembering right, nor does changing the deed to include a spouse, so no appraisal had to be done the last time Chris got money to fix his stench den.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Notice how he starts his argument.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1358978593993478149

https://archive.vn/gQxT4

Spoiler: tweeted pics

It's startling pathetic to dunk on someone comparing the order and discipline of an Austrian fraternity to the drunken debauchery of an American fraternity (yes it is a fraternity you can see the men on top of the roof looking down on the thots just like God intended) with
"Yeah we have Comic-Con too, dude."
An appropriate comeback would've been to point out that Based Austria constructed a strawman using pictures of Ohio State Fun fact! In my many years and my many travels I have never encountered a place with such, I don't even know what to call it, a Pavlov's dog reaction. If you ever find yourself near people from Ohio or if you just wanna figure out if someone is from there, muster up your courage and yell out "O-H" and be amazed when they shout back, WITHOUT HESITATION, "I-O". It is weird and creepy and never fails to work. It must be something they put in their water to cope with their sport teams always loosing celebrating yet another Thursday and that's an unfair comparison. You can tell it's supposed to be a dunk because he follows it up with "We also won that war." which is asinine because "we" didn't win "that" war with Austria. Fucking retard.

 

[manlikebigp]

I hate when this fag tries to tweet in his google translated foreign languages. I bet deep down he yearns to become fluent in another language because English is the coloniser's language but he's too lazy

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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I hate when this fag tries to tweet in his google translated foreign languages. I bet deep down he yearns to become fluent in another language because English is the coloniser's language but he's too lazy

The way I feel about google translate is the same as Wikipedia, sketchy sources for lazy people like Bob to trick people into think they sound smart.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

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I hate when this fag tries to tweet in his google translated foreign languages. I bet deep down he yearns to become fluent in another language because English is the coloniser's language but he's too lazy

The worse part is there are free language apps out there and he'd probably be pretty solid at another language if he invested half the time he spends on twitter into one language.

 

[Tronathon242]

Notice how he starts his argument.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1358978593993478149

https://archive.vn/gQxT4

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Spoiler: tweeted pics

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It's startling pathetic to dunk on someone comparing the order and discipline of an Austrian fraternity to the drunken debauchery of an American fraternity (yes it is a fraternity you can see the men on top of the roof looking down on the thots just like God intended) with
"Yeah we have Comic-Con too, dude."
An appropriate comeback would've been to point out that Based Austria constructed a strawman using pictures of Ohio State Fun fact! In my many years and my many travels I have never encountered a place with such, I don't even know what to call it, a Pavlov's dog reaction. If you ever find yourself near people from Ohio or if you just wanna figure out if someone is from there, muster up your courage and yell out "O-H" and be amazed when they shout back, WITHOUT HESITATION, "I-O". It is weird and creepy and never fails to work. It must be something they put in their water to cope with their sport teams always loosing celebrating yet another Thursday and that's an unfair comparison. You can tell it's supposed to be a dunk because he follows it up with "We also won that war." which is asinine because "we" didn't win "that" war with Austria. Fucking retard.

Don't even be in Columbus, Ohio and be anything but a Buckeyes fan. Powerlevel here, but I lived in the vicinity for five years and got immense shit for being a Florida Gators fan (they still gave it to me even after that BCS Championship Game massacre). I still count my lucky stars that I'm not a Michigan Wolverines fan because the calls to bomb Ann Arbor, MI from the OSU faithful weren't always made in jest.

To get back to the topic at hand: Bobert shows himself to be a complete uncultured swine yet again. There are benefits to traveling the world and one of the biggest is opening your eyes to appreciate other nations. Austria has a proud legacy and a list of accomplishments and notable people (insert Hitler joke here) as long as your arm. He'll probably claim he's joking again, but dismissing the traditional dress and national pride of a fraternity that may well be older than America itself by proclaiming "but we haz muh Comic-Con" is insufferably low even for him. Then again, Comic-Con probably is the biggest cultural experience he'll ever have. It was probably more like his own pilgrimage to Mecca where he could celebrate the festival of consoomption.

The last thing, of course, is the "we won that war" bit. Bob, the only time America fought against Austria as an independent entity was the Great War and I'm damn certain our doughboys didn't even make hostile contact with its armies on the battlefield.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

But South Park is bad for having imaginary journalists torturing an imaginary character.
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Whoever that "Brittany" character is in South Park, she is not a Republician.

It was Brittany Spears.
The episode was that the media/paparazzi showers a celebrity in fame & fortune until they go off the deep-end and melt down before the public eye. They then predicted Miley Cyrus would later have a similar meltdown to Brittany.

"Yeah we have Comic-Con too, dude."

Wait... Doesn't Bob like Comic-Con? Doesn't Bob think Comic-con is a good thing?
So by calling the Austrian fraternities a form of Comic-con, is he unintentionally complementing them or is he unintentionally insulting his own standard of high culture?

It'd be one thing if he were like "yeah we have gay pride too, dude" or "we have LARP'ers too" or [insert unintelligent mayoghoul passtime here]; but he's basically saying "You're dumb because you're similiar to the things I enjoy!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

To get back to the topic at hand: Bobert shows himself to be a complete uncultured swine yet again. There are benefits to traveling the world and one of the biggest is opening your eyes to appreciate other nations. Austria has a proud legacy and a list of accomplishments and notable people (insert Hitler joke here) as long as your arm. He'll probably claim he's joking again, but dismissing the traditional dress and national pride of a fraternity that may well be older than America itself by proclaiming "but we haz muh Comic-Con" is insufferably low even for him. Then again, Comic-Con probably is the biggest cultural experience he'll ever have. It was probably more like his own pilgrimage to Mecca where he could celebrate the festival of consoomption.

The last thing, of course, is the "we won that war" bit. Bob, the only time America fought against Austria as an independent entity was the Great War and I'm damn certain our doughboys didn't even make hostile contact with its armies on the battlefield.

I thought about it a little bit and it occurred to me that maybe there's a possibility that he's equivocating the Austrian Fraternity with the clowns who dress up at comic con. "Yeah we have comic con too, dude." and following it up with "we won that war too" which, if this is the correct interpretation of him, means he's saying "our losers are far more pathetic and embarrassingly larpy than your losers". I will admit that that's me putting more thought into what Bob says than he does.

I still think that it's him gloating about the glories of comic con over tradition because he is THE consoomer to which all consoomers are judged.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The worse part is there are free language apps out there and he'd probably be pretty solid at another language if he invested half the time he spends on twitter into one language.

No shit, you'd be good at anything you practice for four hours per day, every day.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Trans surgery is to the 2000s what lobotomy was in the 1950's, a medical fad that was supposed to be a quick fix to the mental illness problem. Only now there's an extra political twist to it. If you can get your kid to troon out, chances are good they'll vote neoliberal Democrat for the rest of their lives and support a big welfare state, since they've (a) Destroyed their own fertility and ability to form families and (b) will require extensive medical and mental health assistance for the rest of their lives.

Or, that they'll support social conservatism and hate you after what you did to them.

It’s physically impossible and would take a literal miracle to fix what these monsters are doing.

In a fair and just world these people would get the same punishment as paedophiles.
Of course, my definition of a fair punishment for paedos is the sort of thing that needs ”in Minecraft” after it, so...

How many times did he tweet about it? Exactly zero.

But that was because Pmurt did it?

The direct benefits are nearly non-existent. The side benefits of things invented to get there have paid for the space programme several times over.

Not that Bob takes this position in his space horniness, he simply wants to live in a sci-fi utopia where people he disagrees with politically are ground up to feed people he barely tolerates for having a different superhero opinion than him. Also with hot space Asians that don't have Human attractiveness standards that keep them from touching his weiner. You know, the practical and realistic reasons to be all in on the space programme

1) maybe so, but I don't think supporting a thing because it might accidentally produce some inventions is a good idea.
2) Blob probably sees the Empire from Star Wars as a good thing despite it basically being ”Nazis in space” so that wouldn't surprise me.

When your argument is on the same level as England fans singing ”two World Wars and one World Cup” or ”ten German bombers” to piss the Krauts off, you have no business calling it a serious debate.

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I hate when this fag tries to tweet in his google translated foreign languages. I bet deep down he yearns to become fluent in another language because English is the coloniser's language but he's too lazy

Va te faire foutre , Robert du Cinéma , et garde-toi ta maudite «progressivisme» aussi !

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

1. Luke claims he cares for the environment but refuses to dial back his polluting, high-tech life.
2. Luke thinks his perfect life was somehow "robbed" of him by society (admittedly this is regular troonthink).

Jesus Christ this is horrifying. These "superior evolved humans" would rather doom planet after planet than give up some material comforts. He would rather kill all life on the planet than give up cities, and has the nerve to call someone else a monster. Holy fuck how do you get this insane?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

These "superior evolved humans" would rather doom planet after planet than give up some material comforts

They think that life is nothing without consooming.
If that doesn't get you MATI, I don't know what will.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The last thing, of course, is the "we won that war" bit. Bob, the only time America fought against Austria as an independent entity was the Great War and I'm damn certain our doughboys didn't even make hostile contact with its armies on the battlefield.

Austria-Hungary only fought on the Eastern and Italian fronts if I recall my history correctly, and I believe that the United States sent its troops to the Western front so I too doubt that American and Austro-Hungarian forces had ever engaged each other. (But please do correct me if I'm wrong.) Bob would only be correct insofar as that Austria-Hungary was the junior partner of Imperial Germany in the Central Powers, so yes, America technically Austria in the most roundabout way. Also, he might want to tone down that pride because America was a latecomer in the First World War as the other Entente powers did the bulk of the dying. Don't get me wrong, Germany could have conceivably eked out a win had America not thrown its industrial strength and manpower at them in 1918 as the war had completely exhausted the UK and France.

Odin Almighty, Bob is the living embodiment of the ignorant "ugly American" stereotype. Both literally and figuratively.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

No idea what he’s getting at.

 

[ChampFantana]

No shit, you'd be good at anything you practice for four hours per day, every day.

Then why isn't Bobert any good at tweeting?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Then why isn't Bobert any good at tweeting?

tweeting is just masturbation for mental midgets, you can't be good or bad at it

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Don't get me wrong, Germany could have conceivably eked out a win had America not thrown its industrial strength and manpower at them in 1918 as the war had completely exhausted the UK and France.

That said, Germany was being blockaded in a way that was definitely problematic for the average German.

No idea what he’s getting at.
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At least he's talking about what he claims to do for a living.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

No idea what he’s getting at.
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Blob: lol Sony totally knew Venom was gonna bomb!
Also Blob: I mean, it didn’t actually bomb at all, but I bet the test audiences in China thought it was super gay!

The only dunk Bob ever succeeds at is dunking his foot directly into his mouth.