Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Nobody gave a fuck about the gays in WW II (yes, I refuse to use the fucking LGTQAsss).

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But I said persecuted and not exterminated because outside of cripples most "unwanted" were deported or got the hell out of Dodge on their own Pre-1939. Yes there was Concentration Camps but they were the equivalent to NK Internment Camps today and while hellish they weren't yet the Death Factories we picture today when we think of Concentration Camps. The Final Solution wasn't agreed upon until 1941 simply because the Nazis were invading all the countries the Jews, Gypsies, and Fags ran too and now they had them back with the countries own native populations of said groups and no place to send them.

Yeah. It's worth noting that the Nazis didn't care what happened to European Jewry so long as it wasn't within its borders, and that the Holocaust wouldn't have happened or would have been a lot smaller if the West had agreed to accept German Jews as refugees.

 

[Tronathon242]

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He and his brother don't need to ever pretend that they give a fuck about liberty.

A question, a paradox really, is this a small amount of food or a large amount of bigotry?
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That fat fuck wouldn't be able to resist it in any case. He makes Pvt. Pyle look like a symbol of moderation and restraint.

That would require Bob, a professional movie critic with a degree in media studies, to know something about the movies he discusses.

Any one of us could do his job and do it better. Bob is too obsessed with his chosen company, politics, and overly inflated sense of superiority to be a good critic.

 

[Positron]

He and his brother don't need to ever pretend that they give a fuck about liberty.

Oh they care about liberty all right -- theirs.

 

[Meriasek]

Bob has completely and utterly missed Chu's point. Chu was criticizing the healing crystal industry. His first tweet was pointing out the fact that these cheap crystals are mined in third world countries by slave labor so gullible Americans can indulge in their New Age beliefs. His second tweet pointed out how insane the pseudoscience behind said beliefs has become.

Bob, however, cannot think beyond a get-rich-quick scheme (and probably how he'll blow his newfound wealth on McNuggies.)

The fun part is that Bob, as per his usual lack of actual knowledge when it comes to science and engineering, doesn't really understand what goes into making artificial crystals. Sure, you can grow certain types of crystals like garnet or sapphire to a large size (as these are very relevant in laser engineering), but they don't exactly look like what those New Age hippies want their crystals to look like. And they tend to be not quite cheap, either, although that's more down to where they are used now and the requirements for purity and structure. Also, diamonds. Lel. Of course it's the only crystal he could think of since he doesn't know shit, but diamond in particular isn't the type you can easily grow to large stereotypical crystals. Flat CVD-grown sheets, maybe, but those New Agers particularly want the stereotypical "natural" shapes, not necessarily a pure and perfect lab-grown material. And replicating that shape out of a big-ass crystal someone has Czochralski-grown is gonna make it a lot more expensive in total than just having shit mined in Africa by kids and not giving a shit about it. It'd be easier to just use coloured glass to replicate that shit. Pretty sure that's already done a lot, anyway.
Not that Bob would know, he just thinks science is magic. Supreme kek at him thinking there's anything "subatomic" going on there.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh they care about liberty all right -- theirs.

Specifically, their right to consume.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

get a degree that isn't in multimedia studies. No sanctuary or zoo wants to be front page for feeding a manatee a "fairly small amount of mcdonalds" and killing it.

I went to a manatee sanctuary in Florida where they had these two injured manatees who were crippled and couldn't be released back into the wild. I saw them feed the manatees and learned they eat 500 pounds of lettuce a day and live happy healthy lives. Dozens of people watched these two animals being fed and thought it was the cutest thing ever. No one wants to watch Bob in his basement shovel four Big Macs into his maw or an entire chicken marinated in Mountain Dew. The only people who care about Bobs eating habits are troons or people who want to laugh at him eating enough junk food to feed a family of four.

A 1200 pound manatee just swimming around is more likeable than a 300 pound human movie reviewer with a Blue Checkmark Twitter account.

Dragon Ball Super had some pretty good filler episodes too.

At the end of the day the characters in Inuyasha and DragonBall Super are likeable and entertaining, you want to see more adventures and scenarios these characters get into because they are fun and interesting. Bob and Chris are not fun and likeable characters, they are obnoxious, arrogant, assholes who look down on half the country because they check the wrong box at the polling booth. You want to see more of Goku and his friends getting their drivers licensees and dealing with their marriages or Inuyasha and co fighting another demon causing trouble because you like who they are and want to see more of their antics. You don't want to see more of Bob and Chris because they spend all their time Tweeting from the garbage dumps they call their homes, drinking cheap beer, and rambling about how everything is problematic while shilling for the latest mass market geek culture crap.

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You know Bob would eat everything there with a smile on his face as long as no one was watching. Pigs don't give a crap where their slop comes from.

Yeah. It's worth noting that the Nazis didn't care what happened to European Jewry so long as it wasn't within its borders, and that the Holocaust wouldn't have happened or would have been a lot smaller if the West had agreed to accept German Jews as refugees.

It really should be a wake-up call to Bob that on some days the Nazis of all people had policies more tolerant than Bobs. The Nazis were horrible people, but like you said some of their policies towards the people they saw as inferior could be considered tolerant in retrospect. They originally wanted to just deport Jews to Madagascar and I heard they would have kept the Slavs alive just as second class citizens. There was also a good reason why the Nazis discriminated against certain people, anger from WW1 or people had always hated these groups. Bob just wants all Midwesterners to die horrible deaths at the hands of robot soldiers because some white kids bullied him back in High School.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I heard they would have kept the Slavs alive just as second class citizens.

My layman's opinion is that Generalplan Ost would never have taken place. This is because:
• the Einsatzgruppen had high levels of PTSD and far more Einsatzgruppen would be needed to kill Slavs than were used to kill Jews.
• there wasn't the virulent hatred of Slavs that there was towards Jews, and, as such, I don't think a Slavic genocide would have been realistic.
• many Slavs and Balts were Lutherans or Catholics. Both the Catholic and Lutheran churches had spoken out when their members were killed in Aktion T4 and it's hard to imagine that they'd stand idly by.

I could definitely see Slavs being treated like blacks under apartheid, but a genocide on the level of the Holocaust just seems unworkable. The only exception to that would be Serbs in Croatia, and that's only because the Ustashas were such vicious bastards that they made the SS tell them to dial their war crimes down a bit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm going to watch the Snyder cut just as a fuck you to CinemaBobert. I don't like cape shit but I dislike Bob more.

I already wanted to see it out of morbid curiosity because I think Snyder's attempts at grimdark are hilarious, but knowing it also boils Bobby's piss is icing on the cake.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Yeah. It's worth noting that the Nazis didn't care what happened to European Jewry so long as it wasn't within its borders, and that the Holocaust wouldn't have happened or would have been a lot smaller if the West had agreed to accept German Jews as refugees.

I bet how amazed would Bob and many others to learn that countries stopped taking Jews from Germany and Hitler had to pay the USSR, Britain and other countries to actually take jewish people away from Germany. Or that Hitler, when he was dirt poor and thrown out of College he was supported by several jewish patrons. Or that he personally allowed the jewish doctor that was responsible for the death of his mother to leave Germany.

The only people who care about Bobs eating habits are troons or people who want to laugh at him eating enough junk food to feed a family of four.

This sort of thing makes me think that maybe Bob would be able to be a successful Mukbanger. I know it's horrifying, but god damn if i can't get it out of my head. Can you even imagine Bob, sitting on camera like Chantal and gobbling his average sized meal for randos on the internet?

I can, but his pride would probably prevent him from doing so.

You want to see more of Goku and his friends getting their drivers licensees and dealing with their marriages

Damn, those filler slice of life chapters in Dragon Ball were amazing. Goku getting his Driver's License, Vegeta dealing with Bulma and his daughter, Krillin trying to fit in society and Piccolo attempting to not be the awkward one when he's around. Those were absolutely hilarious and a nice break from the usual action in Dragon Ball and at the same time they answer some questions that maybe some people would ask about the characters. Same with Inuyasha with the chapter where Kagome speaks to her friends about the guys in her life and she thinks of Inuyasha as some young delinquent.

Unfortunately for us, Bob's filler is inane and bland like a dish of spit and mud. If he at least talked about his relationship with his brother or something mildly interesting in his life, like if he has a driver's license and when he got it, it would be bearable.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I already wanted to see it out of morbid curiosity because I think Snyder's attempts at grimdark are hilarious, but knowing it also boils Bobby's piss is icing on the cake.

I already want it to be better received than the Whedon cut just to see Motion Picture Bobby’s blood boil.

 

[The Valeyard]

I already want it to be better received than the Whedon cut just to see Motion Picture Bobby’s blood boil.

It won't be, professional critics have already decided to hate the Snyder Cut as see its existence as a win for "toxic fandom".

 

[Jack Awful]

I remember watching a Patrick Wilhelms video on Batman and Robin. He spends the video explaining how the movie is misunderstood. It's designed to be campy and over the top, how it works when you watch it with that in mind, and how no one deserves to be shamed for liking things. I was with him too, but at the end he said something along the lines of "you have loser manchildren who actually want Warner Bros to release the Snyder cut".

I think The Snyder cut being released represents the same dang "gamers" that "harassed" queens Zoe and Anita during GamerGate winning by running a hate mob. Therefore, the Snyder cut deserves to be openly shunned and ridiculed by them, because they think if they don't, it'll open the floodgates for online harassment of women and BIPOC.

 

[Tronathon242]

My layman's opinion is that Generalplan Ost would never have taken place. This is because:
• the Einsatzgruppen had high levels of PTSD and far more Einsatzgruppen would be needed to kill Slavs than were used to kill Jews.
• there wasn't the virulent hatred of Slavs that there was towards Jews, and, as such, I don't think a Slavic genocide would have been realistic.
• many Slavs and Balts were Lutherans or Catholics. Both the Catholic and Lutheran churches had spoken out when their members were killed in Aktion T4 and it's hard to imagine that they'd stand idly by.

I could definitely see Slavs being treated like blacks under apartheid, but a genocide on the level of the Holocaust just seems unworkable. The only exception to that would be Serbs in Croatia, and that's only because the Ustashas were such vicious bastards that they made the SS tell them to dial their war crimes down a bit.

It was unworkable. Even the most optimistic estimates for the plan made it a massive undertaking for the Reich, something that was surely not worth the amount of freight involved in particular. Not to mention, attempting to take over farm land that you aren't explicitly familiar with would have been something the Nazis would have to rectify with Slavic help.

I went to a manatee sanctuary in Florida where they had these two injured manatees who were crippled and couldn't be released back into the wild. I saw them feed the manatees and learned they eat 500 pounds of lettuce a day and live happy healthy lives. Dozens of people watched these two animals being fed and thought it was the cutest thing ever. No one wants to watch Bob in his basement shovel four Big Macs into his maw or an entire chicken marinated in Mountain Dew. The only people who care about Bobs eating habits are troons or people who want to laugh at him eating enough junk food to feed a family of four.

A 1200 pound manatee just swimming around is more likeable than a 300 pound human movie reviewer with a Blue Checkmark Twitter account.


At the end of the day the characters in Inuyasha and DragonBall Super are likeable and entertaining, you want to see more adventures and scenarios these characters get into because they are fun and interesting. Bob and Chris are not fun and likeable characters, they are obnoxious, arrogant, assholes who look down on half the country because they check the wrong box at the polling booth. You want to see more of Goku and his friends getting their drivers licensees and dealing with their marriages or Inuyasha and co fighting another demon causing trouble because you like who they are and want to see more of their antics. You don't want to see more of Bob and Chris because they spend all their time Tweeting from the garbage dumps they call their homes, drinking cheap beer, and rambling about how everything is problematic while shilling for the latest mass market geek culture crap.


You know Bob would eat everything there with a smile on his face as long as no one was watching. Pigs don't give a crap where their slop comes from.


It really should be a wake-up call to Bob that on some days the Nazis of all people had policies more tolerant than Bobs. The Nazis were horrible people, but like you said some of their policies towards the people they saw as inferior could be considered tolerant in retrospect. They originally wanted to just deport Jews to Madagascar and I heard they would have kept the Slavs alive just as second class citizens. There was also a good reason why the Nazis discriminated against certain people, anger from WW1 or people had always hated these groups. Bob just wants all Midwesterners to die horrible deaths at the hands of robot soldiers because some white kids bullied him back in High School.

It really does spell out petty Bobert is. He literally takes the "tomorrow belongs to me" concept to an extreme. The Nazis were trying to make a world for the AryanVolk to be masters. As completely inhuman as it was, they weren't only doing it because they had a hardon for forcibly making the Jetsons become reality and elevating Progressive Consoomers as lords of the Earth while laying waste to scores of their fellow citizens with robots and drone strikes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It was unworkable. Even the most optimistic estimates for the plan made it a massive undertaking for the Reich, something that was surely not worth the amount of freight involved in particular. Not to mention, attempting to take over farm land that you aren't explicitly familiar with would have been something the Nazis would have to rectify with Slavic help.

That, and the German settlements + factories in the East would need labour. You can't just genocide your workforce and expect things to go well.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby is thirstier than Sahara.

Luke, I got a job for you:

Get on one of those fishing trawlers that go out into some of the most dangerous arctic waters to catch pricy crabs, fish, etc.

Like straight up - you need to experience real, ACTUAL life-threatening danger to get some proper perspective in life you giant pussy. (and that wasn't a trans joke)

There are plenty of holes in my comics knowledge. My elseworlds knowledge isn't extensive, and is primarily limited to Mike Mignola's contributions and Red Son.

Quality entries I can't fault you there. It's hard to find a good DB of their stories actually. I would pick up Kingdom Come if you ever locate it (half price books often has a trade on sale).

I don't think the JLA/Avengers mini series was ever considered Elseworlds but man it was fun...

This has been plenty discussed in A&H and Bob cannot even fathom how fucked he will be in the event of an insurrection/civil war in the US, specially when the expected desertion rate at the moment conflict starts is expected to be 50% (and this is being optimistic), and raising to 75% if the conflict goes on for more than a month. Then add the fact that other nations have a beef in the US and you can expect Billy Bob, the toothless hillbily from the Appalachia that goes to the range every day to suddenly be friends with Vlad, sent from Russia, to teach him how to fight in urban enviroments. Then, add to the mix the fact that most of these people have survival training, how frail the current US infrastructure is and the fact that most air bases are in red states, and it's not a very pretty picture.

Bob just says it because he needs to crank one out for his ego, like always. After all, he has absolutely no sense of commitment so if shit hits the fan, expect him to scurry away like a fat rat.

Reminder: Look up where nuclear silos are located in the USA.

I know Bobby & his ilk of idiots think you can just push a button and launch the missiles, but that's ignoring that even under the ideal assumption, there is still a signal that has to be sent from one location in the US, to another. A signal that can be cut off. After that, the silo belongs to whoever can occupy it. And if you've seen some of those midwestern farm girls...

3) ”poverty is subjective” is retarded. Tell a homeless man that because he has a phone he's not truly poor and he'll, at best, laugh at you.

Well... in America it kind of is.

Yes, there is real, absolute poverty. Starvation is a big sign of it. America's poor have passed that mark so long ago the leading health problem for them is obesity. They're only "poor" in a relative sense to those in the nation who have more. Those in the nation who are in actual, real, absolute poverty is vanishingly small (and usually a consequence of mental health issues).

Believe me, I've been around Appalachia, I've been to other countries - and like I said before, I've been to Russia close to after the wall fell. That one guy who replied to Robert is right: compared to a whole bunch of the world, Robert and his angels are FABOUSLY wealthy. (I think I heard a stat once that on a global scale, 60% of America would be in the top 10%.) Compared to other places in the world, american marxists complaining about the rich would be like us listening to Warren Buffet complain about how much money Jeff Bezos has.

You want to see more of Goku and his friends getting their drivers licensees and dealing with their marriages or Inuyasha and co fighting another demon causing trouble because you like who they are and want to see more of their antics.

To be fair I would pay a lot of your money to watch InuYasha take a driver's test.

Same with Inuyasha with the chapter where Kagome speaks to her friends about the guys in her life and she thinks of Inuyasha as some young delinquent.

There was a brief hint of it in the manga when Kagome's friends all imagine the life she's reporting. Did the anime ever run with the idea and animate an InuYasha & Koga adventure with them as street toughs in modern Japan? That would have been solid gold!

That, and the German settlements + factories in the East would need labour. You can't just genocide your workforce and expect things to go well.

Unless you're Bob. Then you can just bomb to death all your farmers and go back to your daily average McDonald's meal with no consequences...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Well... in America it kind of is.

Yes, there is real, absolute poverty. Starvation is a big sign of it. America's poor have passed that mark so long ago the leading health problem for them is obesity. They're only "poor" in a relative sense to those in the nation who have more. Those in the nation who are in actual, real, absolute poverty is vanishingly small (and usually a consequence of mental health issues).

Believe me, I've been around Appalachia, I've been to other countries - and like I said before, I've been to Russia close to after the wall fell. That one guy who replied to Robert is right: compared to a whole bunch of the world, Robert and his angels are FABOUSLY wealthy. (I think I heard a stat once that on a global scale, 60% of America would be in the top 10%.) Compared to other places in the world, american marxists complaining about the rich would be like us listening to Warren Buffet complain about how much money Jeff Bezos has.

There's absolutely a difference between absolute and relative poverty, but to claim that relative poverty isn't a bad thing because other people have it worse isn't a good idea.

Unless you're Bob. Then you can just bomb to death all your farmers and go back to your daily average McDonald's meal with no consequences...

Let me remind you all that he thinks that Americans should be herded into cities and the countryside should be kept as a haven for illegal immigrants and wild animals.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

That, and the German settlements + factories in the East would need labour. You can't just genocide your workforce and expect things to go well.

This is something that somehow cannot fit in the heads of modern people, and i don't know how or why this happen. Sure, you can rule a country when everyone is dead, but don't expect factories to make steel or farms to produce food. And even if you try to get people into your country to cover for your shortage of manpower, you will be hard pressed for them to go willingly knowing that you are trigger happy on your population. And when that happens, you can guess that your economy tanks harder than the titanic and money is essentially worthless, making the life of everyone else that is still around a living hell.

And then you of course have a lack of commodities, food, you cannot import because you have no wealth... There is an inmense litany of problems to massive and unjustified extermination of your own population. Specially if they are a huge part of it. But what do i know, right? After all, i'm just a subhuman.

Reminder: Look up where nuclear silos are located in the USA.

I know Bobby & his ilk of idiots think you can just push a button and launch the missiles, but that's ignoring that even under the ideal assumption, there is still a signal that has to be sent from one location in the US, to another. A signal that can be cut off. After that, the silo belongs to whoever can occupy it. And if you've seen some of those midwestern farm girls...

Another thing that i cannot understand. Why do people always bring the "They will just nuke us" as a default for not opposing the government? Anyone with enough sanity knows that the government will never nuke it's own country. The risk, both internal (makign areas of the country uninhabitable) and external (the world seeing a country nuke it's own people) is inmesurable and terribly damaging for any country that decides to use nukes.

That is why everyone knows what anyone should fear are intelligence agencies and anyone that tries to take away your guns. That is a heavy sign of "We want you defenseless so you cannot oppose us".

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This is something that somehow cannot fit in the heads of modern people, and i don't know how or why this happen. Sure, you can rule a country when everyone is dead, but don't expect factories to make steel or farms to produce food. And even if you try to get people into your country to cover for your shortage of manpower, you will be hard pressed for them to go willingly knowing that you are trigger happy on your population. And when that happens, you can guess that your economy tanks harder than the titanic and money is essentially worthless, making the life of everyone else that is still around a living hell.

And then you of course have a lack of commodities, food, you cannot import because you have no wealth... There is an inmense litany of problems to massive and unjustified extermination of your own population. Specially if they are a huge part of it. But what do i know, right? After all, i'm just a subhuman.

This, if anything, is proof that Moviebob is a fatter and less powerful Heinrich Himmler.

 

[Mr Snek]

It won't be, professional critics have already decided to hate the Snyder Cut as see its existence as a win for "toxic fandom".

I've noticed that critics and the like absolutely hate media that takes itself seriously, even if it's over the top grimderp. And to some degree I understand it since grimdark stuff attracts some terrible fans, but their hate goes beyond that, to where they seem to think that the existence of serious media is a crime. I'd be interested in knowing their justifications for thinking like this, but if I had to guess I'd say they prefer campy humor and marvel tier snark and on some level this makes them feel inferior to people who like "serious" media, and they hate it because of that.