Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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LOL. What a pussy. The second anything with a vagina (or faux-gina) calls out Blob for being an asshole, suddenly he blames it on "low blood sugar".

HAHAHA. Blob's blood sugar has never hit levels below "pancake syrup"
 
I remember the crab raves over Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Let's not even pretend both sides of the isle don't do this shit.
I'd say that wasn't on the level of what I've seen people say about Limbaugh.
I'm not going to say I know what everyone in the country was saying about it, but it's important to remember that Ginsberg had the added element of having passed on stepping down when Obama could have picked her successor. Her decision not to always had to be a sign of her strength and defiance rather than selfishness and shortsightedness. Look at her, she still works out, Powerful RGB, so stunning and brave. Then it bit her in the ass exactly how everyone, even a lot of neolibs, said it would.

I don't really know Rush to say if he has an equivalent factor going for him. But it was more than just the fact that RGB died, she died in a dumb way that she was told was dumb and chose regardless. Surprise surprise, it was really dumb.
 
The best part is that Bob had his birthday, probably largely alone, but knowing that the obsolete mayo ghouls he so despises have friends and family over for their birthdays and its usually a whole evening thing, complete with movies, BBQ, and beer.

Poor Bob, nobody loves him, not even Bob.

In his autistic mind. There's a shred of hope that one day he'll be able to transfer his mind away from his human body and have a cybernetic exoskeleton to finally 'beat the mayo ghouls' in their own game. Sooner rather than later, his hatred for everyone and himself will run out. If I anything, I predict him reaching 40 will only accelerate the process before he has a breakdown about it.
 
Like most of us, Bobby spent his Big Day doing his favorite things.

Such as consorting with Luke about MCU...
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... and trying out his Mountain Dew-soaked fedoras:
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Thor is undeniably a deeply cogent treatise on Imperialism and the necessity of social upheaval. Only reactionaries will seek to deny this.
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Sounding fun on his birthday:
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Batman:
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Things are not quite okay at the Temple of Superior Future, I mean Boston Dynamics. Someone plans to put one of their headless robot dogs to unintended use:
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If a doctor dare to criticize the Pantheon of Superior Future, I mean Youtube, he is reduced to a TV host:
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Drew Pinsky is indeed that kind of doctor, unlike Luke Lockhart. And even if he were not, shouldn't Bobby respect Pinsky as a media creative -- the True Working Class -- as he always claims he does?

A bear gets closer to a woman than Bobby ever did:
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No fucking idea. The Great Grey Owl isn't even an endangered species.
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Fake Tits's tits are too small; she needs to magnify them with a fish-eye mirror:
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I’m always amused that Luke has yet to reply to Bob. Even he is creeped out by him.
 
I'd say that wasn't on the level of what I've seen people say about Limbaugh.
I'm sure there are a couple of examples of some right-wing version of the Limbaugh gravedancing, but it is admittedly less visible than the shit you see from the left. At least on sites like twitter and facebook anyway

LOL. What a pussy. The second anything with a vagina (or faux-gina) calls out Blob for being an asshole, suddenly he blames it on "low blood sugar".

HAHAHA. Blob's blood sugar has never hit levels below "pancake syrup"
How many times does he need to walk back these takes before he realizes the average person actually doesn't want to stomp their political opposite into the dirt and would rather live and let live?
 
How many times does he need to walk back these takes before he realizes the average person actually doesn't want to stomp their political opposite into the dirt and would rather live and let live?
Given the number of things I've seen him say about:
• Poland
• the Catholic Church
• socialism
• Republicans
• the working class,

I'd assume he never will.
 
Skipping past most of the spergery (no shocker that Blobbo can't put down the Twitter even on his birthday) to focus on this one:
Things are not quite okay at the Temple of Superior Future, I mean Boston Dynamics. Someone plans to put one of their headless robot dogs to unintended use:
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I'm going with Bob and other people in the thread's guess here, it's probably dressing up Spot as a murderbot as I can't see any other reason Boston Dynamics would get upset in those terms. If they were going to turn it into a sexbot (the only other way I can think of to make one of these robots offensive), I think the wording would be considerably different and wouldn't use words like "violence, harm, or intimidation."

Where I disagree with the fatso is where he immediately dismisses any criticism about technology as backwards hicks recoiling in terror from Dah Sooperiah Fyuchah™. People can be supportive of new technology while also not wanting to blindly rush forward without regard to the negative ramifications. So much science fiction beyond Black Mirror delves into these concepts, with the general lesson being "be careful with what you don't know, blindly rushing in can easily lead to your own downfall." Sure, we shouldn't let an abundance of caution stay our feet and prevent us from taking any risk whatsoever, but we should also assess those risks and use that to make informed decisions.

Blobby doesn't care. He wants his robot body, his spaceship, and his big-tiddied robo-waifu, and he wants them yesterday. It was the future he earned, dammit. He doesn't realize that he'd be the character in these sorts of stories that gets eaten by a dinosaur or obliterated by an alien death ray.

Final food for thought: remember how I said that we shouldn't let an abundance of caution prevent us from taking risks? What do you think Bobby's been preaching for a whole fucking year now about the pandemic? The irony is palpable.
 
It finally makes sense. Look at this crowd. One dude in the back has eaten a green vegetable this year, and he probably walked into the wrong hall. The other 31 diabetes disease vectors stuffed into sweatpants dream of being Bob. They're all angry, all stupid, morbidly obese, lazy pussholes that think they deserve money to push around stock images with their sped-up, inexperienced, uneducated opinions.

He's the patron saint of every fat, opinionated retard that wears a Thundercats shirt and cargo shorts to a funeral.
That one fat guy in the front looks like he has a prosthetic leg with a massive knee brace on the other.

Man, they really do want to be exactly like Bob.
 
Bobby gives himself a cookie for being blocked by a terf twitter:
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Someone broke the code of Bobby's sociopathic mind. Bobby responds with non-sequitur:
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The Dems have introduces yet another clownishly bizarre bill. Bobby wants it to be more clownish, because politics is supposed to be "fun" like video games. Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:
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I might as well archive his ""swing voters" are barely sentient enough to be classified above fungus" post.

Rush Limburgh.
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Bobby is right that being himself is punishment enough.

From Limburgh to Rogan:
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Big words, and they always end in pop culture:
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I can't think of anything more "anti-interrogative" than "transwomen are women".

Ben Shapiro, Ted Cruz and Texas.
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The new Mars rover evokes his futurism pipe dreams.
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Disney is caught plagiarizing again. Chad Bob pro-tips the Virgin critics who rile on Disney because they couldn't get laid:
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New Mortal Kombat movie:
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Capshit fanboys continue to be butthurt about Scorsese; even Bobby had enough:
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More Wanda bullshit, he thinks Ian McKallen or Patrick Stewart will appear in that shitshow:
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Bobby "colleagues" another person. He hasn't learned his lesson.
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Puerile simping:
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Fake Tits seems to have a breakdown of sorts:
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We should totally judge a Republican woman by her looks, but we should never do so to a pair of whorish fake tits.
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Again, as I've said, if her English were at all good she would have been sent to the US as a spy.
LOL he is trying to attach himself like a fatass barnacle to Naomi Wu. I'm sure she's going to be impressed with your thirsty attempts at flattery, Bob.
 
If I recall correctly, the first thing Boston Dynamics did to try and get funding was advertise military application. From the drawing board the first thing that would be thought up is "put a gun on it" though for public they went with the more crowd pleasing "robot pack mule" approach. Either way robots are cool and all and I can't wait to bow down to our robot overlords.

It's all moot anyway, the military stopped investing in BDs' projects a while back, essentially saying "Cool mechanical mule, guys. But, we already have a mechanical mule that goes pretty much everywhere we need it to, it's called the 5 ton cargo truck. And, where it can't go, we can just give our soldiers a backpack a lot cheaper, they were already going to be going there."

Bob probably isn't even aware of this, otherwise, he'd be ranting a lot about how the military is siding with the obsolete past, or, thankful that now that the barbaric military has passed on sullying the design, it can be used the RIGHT way and, somehow, in the hands of super-smart elites, bring the future faster.... by automated McDonald's delivery or something....

Where I disagree with the fatso is where he immediately dismisses any criticism about technology as backwards hicks recoiling in terror from Dah Sooperiah Fyuchah™. People can be supportive of new technology while also not wanting to blindly rush forward without regard to the negative ramifications. So much science fiction beyond Black Mirror delves into these concepts, with the general lesson being "be careful with what you don't know, blindly rushing in can easily lead to your own downfall." Sure, we shouldn't let an abundance of caution stay our feet and prevent us from taking any risk whatsoever, but we should also assess those risks and use that to make informed decisions.
That's why his "dumb hick" farmers don't "embrace the future in a blind rush" their livelihood depends on being able to know that what they're doing will work 100%.

We've all seen SNAFUs happen when benign minor technology is introduced to the home, we've all heard stories about robo vaccum cleaners that get lost in a corner for hours, commit suicide by plunging down stairs, or rip up a rug by accident, thereby not doing their intended job or doing it so poorly it's destructive. Remember Tesla's much-vaunted auto-driving feature? The NTSB has had to investigate a number of fatal accidents where it turns out the computer in the car, due to tricks of sunlight, mistook the white of a concrete barrier for a clear lane..... or the gap between the wheels of a semi tractor and trailer as such and went for it.... taking the roof off.

Not trusting your life to tech until it's proven mature in the real world is not "Fearing" it, the fact it may make a mistake and blissfully take your head off is a legit fear, not a phobia or Luddism.

Well, same thing with farmers, they aren't about to trust the seeding to the robo-tractor 2000 unless they know it won't do like they've seen roombas do when they are out-of-sight of human eyes.

Fuck up a rug, and you're just angry for a day.

Fuck up a field, and now you can't seed and may miss the planting window..... you may have just lost a year of productivity and be unable to pay your bills....

The great thing about technology is, if it works, it will eventually be adopted, the rush to cram it down your throat to force the advancement of society will probably, ironically, only delay it as imperfect tech is foisted onto a system that's already working. I mean, farmers eventually did decide to start using tractors and hybrid seeds and pesticides, even rotating the crops was a "tech" development....


Hummm... now I'm wondering, if Bobby wants those in the way of automated agriculture dead so bad that he'd nuke Iowa.... what's his opinions on the Amish?
 
You're doing gods work doing these recaps with choice archives, I couldn't do it without getting mad at the internet.

Even his Angel is nonplussed by his misanthropic outburst:
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I might as well archive his ""swing voters" are barely sentient enough to be classified above fungus" post.

I am assaulted by the intrusive hypothesis that this deranged screed carries some pseudo-sexual context for Blobbo. Normally he just masturbates to these ideas but in the context of a presumably willing, presumably female participant...

Just observe how awkwardly yet excitedly he broaches the topic of his desire to harm the mayo ghouls, then unabashedly regales this random woman with his villain origin story. Then, after being questioned about his vindictive motivations for the second time, he shares an excerpt of Mein Kampf like a lunatic, completely failing to read the room.

At this point the sensible basic lib chick is hurriedly backing out the door and Blobbo, finally catching on to all the spaghetti falling out of his pockets, tries to play it cool, as if he didn't just scare a female checkmark off by taking his mask off... in public.

You hate to see it.
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Again, as I've said, if her English were at all good she would have been sent to the US as a spy.

Why is this creature complaining about white women calling her a whore when she's surrounded by... 14 million chinamen in China? A culture that is far less progressive than any population of Mayo Ghouls on the planet.

If I didn't know any better I'd suspect she has had a PRC handler ever since the Vice incident went down, to in some way propagandize on behalf of China, while allowing her some freedom to be a tech thot to enrich herself.

I just don't see why they'd put up with her pushing any gender bullshit, nobody broadcasts from China to an audience without the state coming after you if they don't like what you're doing. Her apparent freedom to dabble in degeneracy is puzzling.
 
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Blobbo, finally catching on to all the spaghetti falling out of his pockets, tries to play it cool

We need a "Spitting Coffee at the Monitor" rating.... thank you.

But, like all troo beweviers (tm) Bob can't fathom the idea of being subtle or tactful or just not trying to signal in social situations. Whatever happened to just having FUN in a conversation? Remember when talking to someone wasn't this ritualistic feeling-out for if they belonged to your side or the enemy's? Ah, those were the days.

Hyperpolitization was a mistake.
 
Remember that Bob has a habit of taking pictures that look good and not telling anyone the context behind them. He took pictures with Lindsay Ellis and Anita Sarcastamino and presented them like he was lifelong friends with them and talked all the time, when really he bumped into both of them at cons or meetups. So this picture might be presented like a crowd of roaring Bob fans cheering for their savior, but it might just be a random crowd he walked in front of.

At this point the sensible basic lib chick is hurriedly backing out the door and Blobbo, finally catching on to all the spaghetti falling out of his pockets, tries to play it cool, as if he didn't just scare a female checkmark off by taking his mask off... in public.
Hahaha, Jesus, we got to see Bob scare a normal person away with his insane eugenics crap in real time. It's so fascinating to witness a microcosm of his entire flawed approach at life play out live. It's like watching a self-proclaimed PUA try to flirt with a girl only for her and her entire friend group to leave the bar to avoid him.
 
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Remember that Bob has a habit of taking pictures that look good and not telling anyone the context behind them. He took pictures with Lindsay Ellis and Anita Sarcastamino and presented them like he was lifelong friends with them and talked all the time, when really he bumped into both of them at cons or meetups. So this picture might be presented like a crowd of roaring Bob fans cheering for their savior, but it might just be a random crowd he walked in front of.
Nah, they had an actual panel at PAX East. Despite Bob being completely dull and an idiot, you have to remember he does have a fanbase.

 
It's all moot anyway, the military stopped investing in BDs' projects a while back, essentially saying "Cool mechanical mule, guys. But, we already have a mechanical mule that goes pretty much everywhere we need it to, it's called the 5 ton cargo truck. And, where it can't go, we can just give our soldiers a backpack a lot cheaper, they were already going to be going there."
The other thing you could try to explain to Bobby, that any drooling mouth breathing knuckle dragging ballsweat huffing line slime is gonna ask about, is one simple thing:

How long does the battery last and how do I recharge it?

Because if your robo-mule's battery lasts five hours and it requires a 5KW generator to recharge, well, that fucker's useless for anything more than carrying around the Conex Queen for Lady Godiva Fridays.

But try to explain to Blobbo how you can power a 200lb Infantryman with 3 MRE's for an entire day or three, while the robo-mule sucks up 15 gallons of gas in a generator and then falls over or gets picked up by a half dozen haji kids who run off with it, and he'll probably go "hurrr.... robot!"

Mr. Supur Futah doesn't understand shit like practical application of technology and why shit is done the way it is.
 
The other thing you could try to explain to Bobby, that any drooling mouth breathing knuckle dragging ballsweat huffing line slime is gonna ask about, is one simple thing:

How long does the battery last and how do I recharge it?

Because if your robo-mule's battery lasts five hours and it requires a 5KW generator to recharge, well, that fucker's useless for anything more than carrying around the Conex Queen for Lady Godiva Fridays.

But try to explain to Blobbo how you can power a 200lb Infantryman with 3 MRE's for an entire day or three, while the robo-mule sucks up 15 gallons of gas in a generator and then falls over or gets picked up by a half dozen haji kids who run off with it, and he'll probably go "hurrr.... robot!"

Mr. Supur Futah doesn't understand shit like practical application of technology and why shit is done the way it is.
He has a pathological inability to understand that "superiority" doesn't mean constant evolution away from the current norm. "Natural" evolution means you evolve until you are the "best fit" for an environment, not towards some pre-ordained "Final Form" which Bobby not only believes exists, but is certain it's made of titanium and bolts.

The reason we still use boots on the ground to take and hold objectives on land instead of robots is because the "old" meat soldier is superior for the task in terms of resources needed to be expended to accomplish it. "But a robot does it better!" says Bob - Define "better" , in a more impressive way? Maybe, but, it's not better from an economics standpoint.

It costs lest to put a regular guy through boot camp and get the quartermaster to outfit him than it does to build one of those funky robots and the upkeep on it's programming, that's' why the military isn't seriously considering replacing them anytime soon.

Like it or not, cheaper (while getting the same result) is better.... but this is something futurists and self-promoting smart people will fight you tooth and nail on, more FUTURISTIC is better, regardless of cost.... to them.

Fundamentally, the same angry primate that conquered the planet's entire landmass with only it's own inherent physical / mental ability is STILL the best thing ever designed for doing so.

Hell, the clam hasn't changed in millions of years..... because it doesn't have to, it won't be any better at it's job if you made it 10 feet wide and added a Wi-Fi connection to it.... it would be worse.

Bigger and more complex (i.e. advanced) is NOT always better.
 
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The other thing you could try to explain to Bobby, that any drooling mouth breathing knuckle dragging ballsweat huffing line slime is gonna ask about, is one simple thing:

How long does the battery last and how do I recharge it?

Because if your robo-mule's battery lasts five hours and it requires a 5KW generator to recharge, well, that fucker's useless for anything more than carrying around the Conex Queen for Lady Godiva Fridays.

But try to explain to Blobbo how you can power a 200lb Infantryman with 3 MRE's for an entire day or three, while the robo-mule sucks up 15 gallons of gas in a generator and then falls over or gets picked up by a half dozen haji kids who run off with it, and he'll probably go "hurrr.... robot!"

Mr. Supur Futah doesn't understand shit like practical application of technology and why shit is done the way it is.
One other thing I recall when first seeing videos of Boston Dynamic's "Angry Dog" robot mule is that it was LOUD. I imagine in the field, if you're infantrymen walking through hills or mountains with that noisy ass thing along you side, it's basically shouting "hey, come ambush us!"
 
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