Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association

I genuinely have no idea. The only thing I could find is this article but it's not really a big deal. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Bob was concerned with climate change? Seems to me people raising their own food could be a way to cut back on pollution. This whole exchange confuses the hell out of me. Why would you be against people farming their own food? Oh right it's Bob, the guy who thinks farmers are evil sub humans. Why do any manual labor when robots can do it while you sit in front of a screen and consoom.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I'd ask if a midlife crisis Bob saga is coming soon, but he's kind of always in an existential crisis with his constant complaints over not having his Superior Future™ hand-delivered to him by a big-tiddied Asian gf, so I'm not sure how different that would be.

I doubt that Bob would ever know what an existential crisis is or even if he will experiment it. Bob will most likely never think about the passage of time, how he will be remembered and what he has achieved or at least, he will not do it unless he's in a particularly rough spot.

His delusions probably aid him into masquerading and coping with his because if he couldn't blame the mayo ghouls for the wrongs in his life the only person who would take the blame is himself. And that would ultimately lead to some soul searching and he don't want that.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Bob was concerned with climate change? Seems to me people raising their own food could be a way to cut back on pollution

No. Bob doesn't give a flying fuck about the enviroment, he just hates the people that work in coal mining, farming, foresting... because they are backwards hicks that halt the unstoppable march of progress with their stupid concerns about their jobs and futures, denying Bob the high technology of robotics, bionics, space colonization... As well as voting republican, and that makes them downright evil on top of backwards.

 

[Meriasek]

Does this mean that Blob failed the SAT when he was in school?

It's been suspected for a long time that Bob failed miserably on IQ tests and other standardized tests (probably most other tests, too, if we're being honest). That's why he doesn't flaunt his IQ, which he undoubtedly would if it was significantly above 110, or his SAT scores. Bob knows himself to be exceptionally smart, because the nerds in the movies are smart, and since the tests don't show that, they must be flawed.
Of course, the reality is that Bob is not a nerd, just an unlikeable outsider, and he's pretty damn stupid.

 

[Bloody bunny]

>I thought i was going to be the next Moviebob
How much of a filthy, stupid loser do you have to be that even fucking Quinton Reviews fears to become you? Bob is the new gold standard of loserdom on the internet and i agree with it.

Movie bob: CHRIS CHANS GOT NOTHING ON ME !!!!!!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Movie bob: CHRIS CHANS GOT NOTHING ON ME !!!!!!

Chris-chan has a literal cult that worships him. He is, objectively, better than Bob in that regard alone.

 

[Positron]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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See, I'd have gone with this timeless masterpiece:

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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Final boss for an overworked McDonald's employee at the end of a tiresome shift maybe.

"Sir, please, I was just about to clock out."
"Heh, don't worry kiddo, all I want is a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person..."

 

[UserAccess]

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Look at these clothes and 3/4 pose, desperately sucking in his gut but wearing a blazer so nobody sees that fat bubbling over the side. He thinks he looks awesome in this picture.

Has anybody checked if Bob has an OKCupid profile or something? I bet you'd see this picture there.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I doubt that Bob would ever know what an existential crisis is or even if he will experiment with it. Bob will most likely never think about the passage of time, how he will be remembered and what he has achieved, or at least, he will not do it unless he's in a particularly rough spot.

I think everything he is doing is the crisis. The issue is he is too much of an idiot to try and fix it. Deep down he knows people will remember him as a joke. He knows he left no legacy behind with his life slowly reaching an end. And everyone that knows him outside his family either hates him or want nothing to do him. But his pride blinds him and foolishly makes him think that riding this reputation will show those 'dang dirty bullies' that in the end, he was unfazed by their actions and he will laugh when they die.

How depressing of a man must one be to think that.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I think everything he is doing is the crisis. The issue is he is too much of an idiot to try and fix it. Deep down he knows people will remember him as a joke. He knows he left no legacy behind with his life slowly reaching an end. And everyone that knows him outside his family either hates him or want nothing to do him. But his pride blinds him and foolishly makes him think that riding this reputation will show those 'dang dirty bullies' that in the end, he was unfazed by their actions and he will laugh when they die.

How depressing of a man must one be to think that.

The fact that he's doubling down on misery kinda means they won.

 

[mandatorylurk]

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It's common knowledge you don't wear a design over a design like his blazer over that shirt, you don't even have to be teh ghey to understand that.

Bob doesn't have any other comforter but that tiger print does he?

 

[Positron]

The final boss of Rapelay is more like it.

 

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bob chipman has retard mongoloid eyes

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think everything he is doing is the crisis. The issue is he is too much of an idiot to try and fix it. Deep down he knows people will remember him as a joke. He knows he left no legacy behind with his life slowly reaching an end. And everyone that knows him outside his family either hates him or want nothing to do him. But his pride blinds him and foolishly makes him think that riding this reputation will show those 'dang dirty bullies' that in the end, he was unfazed by their actions and he will laugh when they die.

How depressing of a man must one be to think that.

"What is a Moviebob? A miserable little pile of failure."
-Dracula, probably

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Bob was concerned with climate change?

He hates mayo ghouls and wants to fuck AOC.

Mayo ghouls tend to work in industries that environmentalists feel should be shut down, and AOC is an environmentalist.

 

[Blacklight]

As loath as I am to agree to a point Bob has made, I actually do agree with him on his feelings on standardized testing. Standardized testing is a load of bullshit that has been dragging down everyone to a lower point since the fucking Bush Jr. Era.

 

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blobbo hates test because he was a retard and his teachers wanted to put him in special ed. i have great simpathy for them having to teach blobbo retardo and watching him think he was smart

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

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The final boss of Rapelay is more like it.

I mean... He fits into the category. Bob is the stereotypical "Ugly bastard" kind of character

 

[Bloody bunny]

As loath as I am to agree to a point Bob has made, I actually do agree with him on his feelings on standardized testing. Standardized testing is a load of bullshit that has been dragging down everyone to a lower point since the fucking Bush Jr. Era.

We know but if he did well on them he would be bragging about it.