Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I long for the day when she gets tired of Blob's thirstposting and BTFO's him.

Same, but bluecheck or not, Bob is as far beneath her notice as an ant to a skyscraper.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Same, but bluecheck or not, Bob is as far beneath her notice as an ant to a skyscraper.

I know. That said, she has gone after people who talk about her in her replies and given that Blob enjoys replying to AOC, it might well happen.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Imagine wanting to eat this with peanut butter, americans already have a hard time accepting that people stick mayo on their burger like some kind of subhuman savage.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Me, an intellectual: Doesn't remember this line at all.

Okay Robert, we get it. You're such a smart boy, everyone is impressed by your deep insight, sharp prose, and cutting social commentary.

You get all the Bestest Tweeter awards, your dad doesn't see you as a disgrace, and a woman will have sex with you.

Is that what you're going for here, Robert? Because I'm pretty sure I just read 4 tweets, completely tangential to the original, about a line that could have come out of any random self-help book.

Also,

Fucking LOL, "I drew the body and I'm not changing it! Lasso tool, copy, paste, save."

 

[Quixotic Man]

As someone who has lived in Florida, apparently New Yorkers see something great in Florida, because they constantly move there for work or to escape the cold, then complain about how they can't find a decent slice.

Bob does realize that in addition to the tourism (which are often in the middle of a nature, including Disney World) Florida is a huge international trading center, right? And that the aerospace industry he loves so much has its largest presence in Florida?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

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Imagine wanting to eat this with peanut butter, americans already have a hard time accepting that people stick mayo on their burger like some kind of subhuman savage.

Ah yes, mayo on hamburgers. Yet another reason to douse the midwest in Sarin.

In Minecraft.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ah yes, mayo on hamburgers. Yet another reason to douse the midwest in Sarin.

In Minecraft.

Mayo on burgers is Canadian.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Mayo on burgers is Canadian.

It's big around Ohio too.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

As someone who has lived in Florida, apparently New Yorkers see something great in Florida, because they constantly move there for work or to escape the cold, then complain about how they can't find a decent slice.

Bob does realize that in addition to the tourism (which are often in the middle of a nature, including Disney World) Florida is a huge international trading center, right? And that the aerospace industry he loves so much has its largest presence in Florida?

The humanoid slab of memory foam barely knows what goes on in his street, let alone another state of his own country. And he somehow wants to comment on what is wrong and right with the US.

 

[Christ4President2024]

Mayo on burgers is Canadian.

Go to literally any burger king in the US and you'll get a 1:1 mayo to beef whopper

 

[Marissa Moira]

Go to literally any burger king in the US and you'll get a 1:1 mayo to beef whopper

This is why Burger King is actually hated in the states.

 

[EnemyStand]

This is why Burger King is actually hated in the states.

I thought it was bland, tasteless beef and fries saltier than Blob when he gets BTFO'd by a Blue Check. But then again I am in a pro-mayoburger region.

 

[Jack Awful]

I thought it was bland, tasteless beef and fries saltier than Blob when he gets BTFO'd by a Blue Check. But then again I am in a pro-mayoburger region.

Mixing around a 2-2-1 ratio of ketchup, mayo, and mustard is a great and easy sauce for smash burgers.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Oh yeah? Tell that to you defending Cuties, which led you to losing your escapists' job.

And for Ellis to finally tell him to fuck off along Memology getting good views over his misery. Suffice to say, the day he learns to shut the fuck up will be the day pigs will fly.

 

[Ho Deak]

It's big around Ohio too.

It's huge just about everywhere. I'd say like 3/4ths of all secret sauces use mayo as a main component.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's huge just about everywhere. I'd say like 3/4ths of all secret sauces use mayo as a main component.

It's fitting and hilarious that we went on a tangent arguing if mayo belongs on a burger in the moviebob thread.

 

[The tired cat]

And for Ellis to finally tell him to fuck off along Memology getting good views over his misery. Suffice to say, the day he learns to shut the fuck up will be the day pigs will fly.

I mean, Bob will prob learn to fly if we fire him out of a canon or maybe via a catapult

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob lives in a world of black and white, either you're on his side, or not. Either you're the "America that matters" or you're a Mayonnaise Ghoul. Like everything else in Bob's life, his opinions are shaped by what he sees in TV Programs/Movies. Everyone thought in the far off year of 2020 we would have flying cars and robots, and because Bob knows literally nothing about anything he thinks it was realistic to expect those things.

Hollywood told him that cities on the coast are glamorous hubs of culture, and the rest of the country is filled with inbred hillbillies who rape Ned Beatty. He's mentally suck in the mid 2000s, where Republicans=anti evolution bible thumpers. If the Republicans hate science, then the Democrats must love it, and therefore The Science™ can't happen unless the Dems are in power. And without The Science™, there is no Superior Future.

The Media told him that lockdowns are good and no lockdowns are bad: and so it is in the mind of Cinema Robert.


Its been pointed out countless times. Between the (possible) mild autism and political sperging, Bob is simply a useful idiot, a cog in the system. A consumer who does what he's told.

The "America that matters" in his mind isn't that large. Every Red county must be liquidated for his future, not just the Red States. What you'd have is an archipelago of Blue counties surrounded by barren wastelands that were hit with more munitions than Khe Sahn, Verdun or Stalingrad.

I would also posit that, mentally, the way he views the Republican party today is consistent with the way most Lefties look at it. I say this because, quite frankly, W and the Neocons weren't portrayed as Trump and the MAGA are right now. You didn't have pundits and Dems explicitly advocating for the Republicans to be removed from society and hunted for terrorism back in 2007 to 2008. Nor were the calls of "they're Nazis!!" shouted every hour over every little thing like at CPAC. Sure the Bible Thumper thing is an issue for Bobert, but he's joined the chorus decrying "muh fascism" the same as millions of others. Like you said, he'll follow whatever tune is played for him no matter how it changes.

Another thing I've been thinking about is that, for a guy who claims to revolve his life around cinema, he sure skips past the messaging and the fate for those in films who follow the whims of the elites like slobbering dogs in the hopes they'll be counted among their ranks. Then again, he's probably just special because he's Movie Bob and there's no rhyme or reason for hating him.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Ah yes, mayo on hamburgers. Yet another reason to douse the midwest in Sarin.

In Minecraft.

This, but not in Minecraft.

Mayo is the devil's condiment.

 

[kcbbq]

The only people bitching about peanut butter on burgers are people trying to sound like they know something about food but have never actually tried it.

It's not rare, it's not low class. There's a burger place near me whose burgers I'd put up against any in the world. Every burger has the option for bacon and peanut butter to be added to them. Every one of them, no matter how stinky the blue cheese no matter how exotic the meat, is far, far better with than without.