Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The Federal Government should look at Republican run states and look how well they dealt with COVID in comparison to Democrat run states. Florida's doing exceptionally well, and Texas is opening up tomorrow. I expect Northeast US to be the last ones to open up, mainly because they got stuck with a bunch of clueless assholes for governors, such as Andrew Cuomo, Tom Wolf, and Phil Murphy.
 
Let me guess - Bob is ranting over Texas and Mississippi planning on removing their mask mandates and fully reopening, isn't he?
Well, gee, Bob, I'm sorry us ignorant red staters aren't all enlightened "media critics" like yourself who can afford to sit in our sewage-filled basements for over a year and live off of Patreon bux. Some of us actually would like to return to a normal life and economic activity and not lose everything we've built, or see all of our local business get shuttered and replaced by Amazon/Walmart/other Corporate Oligarchs.
 
The Federal Government should look at Republican run states and look how well they dealt with COVID in comparison to Democrat run states. Florida's doing exceptionally well, and Texas is opening up tomorrow. I expect Northeast US to be the last ones to open up, mainly because they got stuck with a bunch of clueless assholes for governors, such as Andrew Cuomo, Tom Wolf, and Phil Murphy.
You'd be wrong there. I'm in the Northeast, under a Democrat, and we never locked down at all. Schools remained open. Restaurants just had reduced seating. Venues had limits, but still stayed open and literally yesterday the governor removed restrictions on that.
 
Robert would have totally loved if Trump had unilaterally taken over "failing" Democratic-run states and cities to protect the Mayo Ghouls therein.
"Do you people need any more proof that this man and his may-ghoul cultists are fascists?! They just removed Andrew Cuomo - a DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER- from power! All of the right wing propagandists are excusing it with the lie the Cuomo was infecting nursing homes with COVID patients - as if the pandemic and deaths in New York are his fault and not theirs!" - Bob in an alternate 2020 timeline.
 
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In other words, totalitatarian repression of descent?

Granted, he is right about that last part. We've let The Stupid (i.e., people like Bob with bigger mouths than brains) go unchecked for too long. I move to immediately remove any internet devices from his home so that he can no longer spread his bigotry against those critical of Consoomerism.

Mental gymnastics are the closest thing to excercise Bob gets.
 
Turn mayonnaise into garlic aioli and it's allright on a burger. Throw in some onion straws and cheese and it's perfection.

Also LOL at Bob for advocating strongarm tactics at the Federal level. Every President knows that would be absolute poison to any political party that advocated it. Not only that, it would justify widespread retaliation by people who are far better armed and in far better shape than MovingSlob. Bob getting his wish and the FedGov going full Holocaust on Republicans would be the first step toward's Bob's inexorable doom.
 
Odin Almighty! This reminds me of the "Future I've earned" tweet from two years back. Y'know what? Bob is right. Stupid people like him threaten everyone else because they FUCKING. DON'T. LEARN. FROM. HISTORY. He has to be a monumental idiot if he believes that the populace is going to embrace federal troops as liberators when they overthrow the duly elected officials and replace them with quislings who report to Washington. Given how many of these states are pro-2A, this is a recipe for a morale-destroying insurgency that will lead to open civil war. Hell, I haven't even asked, "you and WHAT army?" Given how many of these enlisted personnel and officers come from Republican states and he is telling them that they must put the boot to the throats of their families, friends, and neighbors, don't be surprised if they turn their guns on HIM. This will not end well for him or any of his confederates. If Bob had more than a single synapse he would realize how moronic this idea is.
 
First they came for the mayonaise ghouls, and I said nothing, for I was not a mayonaise ghoul...
"Then they came for whitey in general and I said I was one of the good ones, but they threw me in the gulag anyway, which was fine, because at least all the evil white people were contained" - Moviebob in the Soopeeryah Fyootcha, probably.
 
I know you lurk here Lardo Retardo. In "honor" of your latest spewing of mind-blowingly imbecilic mental diarrhea, I have decided to give you a Title as if you were a Landed Lord in Westeros.

I dub you Bobert the Fat of House Stupid, The First and Last of Your Name (for obvious reasons), Lord of the Basement, Breaker of Toilets, Chief of Imbeciles, Virgin Eternal, Pursuer of Troons, First Among Fools, and Inferior of Eunuchs.
 
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:story: at how many legal things he fucks up in just three tweets that he was so proud of he RT'd them.

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:story: at how many legal things he fucks up in just three tweets that he was so proud of he RT'd them.

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I guess the smoothbrain who worships Mario as a luck spirit and EPCOT's future ride wants to creep into the LawTwitter crowd and toady it up with the morons who partake in that. But only those who the smarter people or the women he stalks tell him to agree with.
 
No, and his simping leads to being insulted because he is a horrifyingly repugnant human goiter.
As I've said, I will be very happy when AOC tells him to fuck off.
The Tenth Amendment says ”suck my dick, Robert”. (interestingly enough, this is the first time anyone has ever said that to him)

As an aside, the left seem to love setting precedents under the impression that they're the only people who will ever get to use those precedents. Cases in point:
• legislating from the bench (Roe v. Wade)
• abolishing the filibuster for judicial confirmation (the nuclear option)
• protesting inside the Capitol (Kavanaugh protesters and the Sunrise Movement)

All of these things were done by leftists under the cute delusion that the right would never be smart enough to work out that we could do them as well. If a leftist federal government blocks Republican state legislators from passing laws in their own states, Kino Roberto had better wait for 2024 and pray that the Republicans don't take issue with California's taxes.
I know you lurk here Lardo Retardo. In "honor" of your latest spewing of mind-blowingly imbecilic mental diarrhea, I have decided to give you a Title as if you were a Landed Lord in Westeros. I dub you Bobert the Fat of House Stupid, The First and Last of Your Name (for obvious reasons), Breaker of Toilets, Chief of Imbeciles, Virgin Eternal, Pursuer of Troons, First Among Fools, and Inferior of Eunuchs.
I keep meaning to make Roberto in the CK2 character designer.
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”hate speech” is not a legal standard in the US. Brandenburg v. Ohio is proof of that.
 
He may complain that folks like us fill in the blanks of what he's saying or imply that he's a wannabe totalitarian bent on genocide, but how can we not with shit like this? There has bee no point in modern history where unleashing the jackboot of the state on masses deemed a problem that did not end in the worst possible manner.

There is no vaguness as to what he wants anymore. How else are you going to "protect" people who though "simply BEING" are a "danger" to others? There is no other possible solution. "Ignorance is a part of malice and vice versa." I agree, Bob. Want to know why? You're the perfect living example. You display tremendous ignorance in thinking you can just eliminate those who aren't on your side without a fight and this breeds such misplaced malice in that you froth at the mouth on Twitter against your foes like Goebbels on a cocaine binge.

Please, please do try and do something about it, Bob. Enact your final solution. You'll end up with a bullet to the brain, the only question is whether you or the people you wish to genocide will be the ones to fire it into your rotten head.
 
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