Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BScCollateral]

See, Wonder Woman is supposed to be a Stronk Independent Wimmins What Don't Need No Man, Man, and so those evil, evil dudebros have fucked up her character by showing her missing the D.

Except she's been in love with Steve Trevor since ... what, 1941 or 42?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

It's Bob peacocking as a feminist. See, Wonder Woman is supposed to be a Stronk Independent Wimmins What Don't Need No Man, Man, and so those evil, evil dudebros have fucked up her character by showing her missing the D. That this leads Bob to utterly dismiss the human connection between these characters is unsurprising, because by Bob's experience those connections don't really exist.

Part and parcel to the larger theme of far left woke progressives not realizing that they are deeply dysfunctional wracks, and just assuming that basic human natures that elude them like the devotion between two committed lovers, the lack of ability of a child to give consent, the concepts of ownership and property, or even objective ethics and consensus morality, are all fake and probably evil too.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

It's Bob peacocking as a feminist. See, Wonder Woman is supposed to be a Stronk Independent Wimmins What Don't Need No Man, Man, and so those evil, evil dudebros have fucked up her character by showing her missing the D. That this leads Bob to utterly dismiss the human connection between these characters is unsurprising, because by Bob's experience those connections don't really exist.

“A female superhero mourning her dead boyfriend? Very quaint, but I prefer more intellectual capeshit. Let me tell you about a little thing called the Ship of Theseus, friendo ”

 

[Mr Snek]

Not having seen either cut of the film, I'm struck at how incredibly dismissive this is. She lost someone she loved, of course she should be upset over that. Summing it up as "missing Steve Trevor's disk" is borderline psychopathic.

We all know that women can only be strong by seeing men as an easily disposable resource that they can use and abuse at their leisure. Clearly romantic attraction to men is a sign of weakness.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Except she's been in love with Steve Trevor since ... what, 1941 or 42?

1910s. They changed Steve Trevor to be a World War 1 pilot, most likely to not get compared to the first Captain America movie.

 

[BScCollateral]

1910s. They changed Steve Trevor to be a World War 1 pilot, most likely to not get compared to the first Captain America movie.

Possibly, but I suspect the shift to WWI was to avoid German censorship laws -- use of Nazi symbolism except in a serious historical context. Other adaptions of WWII pulp chose to nope out of that as well.

 

[Mola Ram]

Possibly, but I suspect the shift to WWI was to avoid German censorship laws -- use of Nazi symbolism except in a serious historical context. Other adaptions of WWII pulp chose to nope out of that as well.

How did the first Captain America film handle that? Red Skull is a straight up Nazi. It's been a while since I saw it, so they might have just airbrushed out all the swastikas.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

How did the first Captain America film handle that? Red Skull is a straight up Nazi. It's been a while since I saw it, so they might have just airbrushed out all the swastikas.

Hydra was portrayed as an organization using the Nazis for their own goals in the film. Heck Red Skull killed more actual Nazis in the movie than any other character.

 

[BScCollateral]

How did the first Captain America film handle that? Red Skull is a straight up Nazi. It's been a while since I saw it, so they might have just airbrushed out all the swastikas.

To be honest, I'm not sure how different productions chose to deal with it. The film Bluebeard used a black runic symbol that resembled a swastika, but clearly it wasn't.

And yeah, I suspect Captain America focused on Hydra for exactly that reason.

 

[Nobue]

maybe im not a fancy cinema reviewer from boston but the old testament is a fucking bloodbath and god is killing people left and right and being a fucking asshole.

It's bizarre to me how these types want us to let everybody in in the name of God, when he literally has his Chosen People commit genocide to get living room for their ethnostate.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Does anyone else find it weird how readily Bob feels compelled to send random women photos of himself?

It's like a softcore version of unsolicited dick pics, except I think I'd be happier looking at random schlongs than this greasy fat cunt.

Sorry, I meant to add in this little bit of context. I'm including the AvaDuVernayFans tweet to Ava DuVernay because the fact that the account even exists is funny to me.

Every tweet that I could be bothered to look at has this soft lock on it.
tfw you 2 stronk for da hatorz

This means that, for some reason, she follows Bob. She also like it, for some reason.

Maybe she's a big fan of how he makes annoying white women uncomfortable?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh, Bob and Jim Sterling won't be doomed to total obscurity unless they cut themselves off the internet, never to come back. After all, they will ever be present here and no matter what, a fleeting memory of them will linger in our heads from time to time much like when people thanked God for not being Anthony Burch. That is pretty much the best they can hope for right now.

But if we're being honest, when was the last time anyone actually seriously thought about Anthony Burch? I forgot he existed until you brought him up.

In 10 years tops all these clowns will be forgotten unless they sunset in a spectacular fashion.

Sorry, I meant to add in this little bit of context. I'm including the AvaDuVernayFans tweet to Ava DuVernay because the fact that the account even exists is funny to me.
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Every tweet that I could be bothered to look at has this soft lock on it.
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This means that, for some reason, she follows Bob. She also like it, for some reason.
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Maybe she's a big fan of how he makes annoying white women uncomfortable?

Maybe it's one of those deals where she thinks acknowledging but keeping him at arm's length is safer than ignoring him entirely, like when you're passively nice to the goth kid in school just in case he turns out to be a closet Columbine.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I've always seen Blob as more of a "Gluttony from Fullmetal Alchemist", myself
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That's being too generous. Even Gluttony has moments of sympathy. Whether Bob is simply showing the worst side of humanity through his unfiltered mouth.

Sometimes when I read up on good ol' Robert I have to, in order to quench my inner A-log, just remind myself of the fact that Robert's mere existence is his crime and punishment, as many have pointed out numerous times in this thread. When he very rarely tweets things like how sad he is that "the world hates him for being born", it warms my cold heart. It's at times like these, however, when I actively despise him and truly wish for something horrible to happen to him. You just know that he, as you're saying, delibirately left out the very tragic incident of Zack Snyder's daughter's suicide in order to dehumanize him — and for what? In order to appease his own disease-riddled brain's insane attitude to movie directors and fans that he has arbitrarily decided are fascists (which he himself clearly is not) for creating and consooming the wrong product? In order to stick it to the horrible dudebros that stole from him the future that he had earned by playing Super Mario, and the women the he would have slayed in bed, had he been attractive and competent like the aforementioned accursed dudebros, instead of being trapped in the putrescent shell that is his own existence? That Robert of all people would think of dehumanizing people, when he himself looks and acts like pestilence itself, is another matter, but this act of sheer evil on his part just leaves me sad.

It's not just a juvenile act that makes Robert out to be a douche. It's that Robert, in denying his enemy sympathy for his daughter's suicide, shows that Robert is actually evil. What's worse, he's an incredibly incompetent evil. I suppose my lizard brain would be able to, on a rudimentary and primal level, respect a competent evil somewhat, despite my revulsion at said evil, but Robert can't even do that. He's a fat, bumbling, retarded, stupid, incompetent and evil buffoon.

If I could give you a Semper Fi. I would've done so for this alone. But have a winner instead.

Sorry, I meant to add in this little bit of context. I'm including the AvaDuVernayFans tweet to Ava DuVernay because the fact that the account even exists is funny to me.
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Every tweet that I could be bothered to look at has this soft lock on it.
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This means that, for some reason, she follows Bob. She also like it, for some reason.
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Maybe she's a big fan of how he makes annoying white women uncomfortable?

A lot of big names like Bob for some fucking reason. James Arnold Taylor, Jorge R Gutierrez, Xander Morbus are some of the ones that stick out to me.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Bobby's fans think he is not being harsh on Zack Synder:

Did Bob ever comment on Synder stepping down from the original Justice League movie because he wanted to spend time with his family after his daughter committed suicide?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Bobert's mental diarrhea points towards him being severely sub-normal intellectually. The boy shouldn't be allowed in public without his tard wrangler and helmet. If a drooling imbecile like him is "decisively average", it says some rather alarming things about how low IQ levels have sunk in the last 40 years.

Bob is the living definition of a midwit. He thinks his IQ is 150 when it's really 105.

Bob isn't exactly STUPID in the usual sense. He's just extremely committed to stupid ideologies, which ends up being indistinguishable at the surface level.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The only reason Bob watched The Boys is so he could get some more material to fetishise his Congresswaifu with.

Robert is actually evil. What's worse, he's an incredibly incompetent evil.

He is proof of what CS Lewis said about the only difference between Hitler and the spiteful old farmer in the pub being that one had power and the other doesn't.

Possibly, but I suspect the shift to WWI was to avoid German censorship laws -- use of Nazi symbolism except in a serious historical context. Other adaptions of WWII pulp chose to nope out of that as well.

As far as I know it isn't illegal to use Nazi symbolism in art over in Germany. Until quite recently you couldn't use it in video games because it ”could make [young people] more vulnerable for ideological manipulation by national socialist ideas”, but that changed in 2018.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Did Bob ever comment on Synder stepping down from the original Justice League movie because he wanted to spend time with his family after his daughter committed suicide?

Holy shit, between this and what @Australianbirdfruit said i feel for Snyder. He might not be perfect but you gotta understand his situation at the time of production. At least i'm happy he chose the right option, even if that drew the ire of spergy nerds like Bob. But damn... This makes my blood boil. The fact that Bob lies by omission on something like this like pretty much any cow here just to have his way is really infuriating.

But if we're being honest, when was the last time anyone actually seriously thought about Anthony Burch? I forgot he existed until you brought him up.

In 10 years tops all these clowns will be forgotten unless they sunset in a spectacular fashion.

Yeah, you're right on that. With time, we all will forget about the cows and they will fade away like a fart in the wind. But sometimes, in the dead of night, you will remember them for a second and the memories will flood in. The Bahston accent, his word salads, the eugenics... And for a brief second Bob will be back only to slink back into the dark cracks of your mind like a rat scared of the light.

Because in the end, we all here care about them. Even more than themselves because we just want to be amused by their idiocy.

 

[BScCollateral]

As far as I know it isn't illegal to use Nazi symbolism in art over in Germany. Until quite recently you couldn't use it in video games because it ”could make [young people] more vulnerable for ideological manipulation by national socialist ideas”, but that changed in 2018.

This is well outside my expertise, but I think it would be interesting to see what sort of impact postwar censorship limits affected Japanese and German cinema, and people going into that market.

I've always wondered if the end of Seven Samurai (the kid stays with the farmers) and the melancholy tone of "This was our last hurrah" in that film was affected by the rules forbidding the glorification of the samurai ethic. There's a lot to unpack here.

 

[Felis Meanis]

It's bizarre to me how these types want us to let everybody in in the name of God, when he literally has his Chosen People commit genocide to get living room for their ethnostate.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've always wondered if the end of Seven Samurai (the kid stays with the farmers) and the melancholy tone of "This was our last hurrah" in that film was affected by the rules forbidding the glorification of the samurai ethic.

I'm not sure but for the first few years after VJ day, America did definitely supress any form of Imperial Japanese culture or symbolism. I remember hearing about American troops banning a martial arts club because the kanji for ”martial arts club” were mistranslated as ”Military Virtues Association”, for instance, so it wouldn't surprise me.