Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

in which Bob confuses "public service" for literally "serving the public":
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Notice how he leaves our jobs typical to the Red counties. I would also say that the asshole who fucked up my Wendy's burger order and gave me ratty looking fries while chit-chatting to his coworkers about some dumb house party is hardly the "backbone of civilization." He really does think that everything in his general orbit is absolutely essential and that everything else can just be replaced with robots or exterminated.

A bit of a random thought here regarding cops but his (rumored) favorite film Robocop does make it pretty clear what happens when there are no police about. There's also the point that machines like ED-209 can't do a cop's job right to save their metal asses. We've seen this play out in real life in places that defunded their police forces as he wants.

With his constant MCU gushing, I would love to see him rage hard if Disney decides to sell all of Marvel or randomly end the MCU out of nowhere. Both of very unlikely, but man it would produce a ton of salt.

It would go beyond salt. Bob would have an existential crisis. Capeshit made geekery and nerdom mainstream, thus fueling a delusion that he's king shit in this new world. Without it, he'll lost that. Capeshit will die off, but he'll an incredible breakdown and sink into a psychological Twitter crisis for the ages.

Collecting news clippings about MAGAs going broke is so petty and vindictive it makes KiwiFarms look good. We might catalogue and laugh at the smallest, dumbest shit sometimes but I doubt anyone here (who would start a thread) would be so pathetic as to keep track of something like that.
Good job Video Slobbo, stooping lower than KiwiFarms in your insane hatred for anything outside of your bubble.

I was going to fire off a venomous joke about him getting his rocks off on the misfortune of others, but he confirmed it anyway. He gets more vile and repulsive with each passing week it seems.

Given the rapidly advancing progress of medicine, we could all theoretically live a very long time provided you make it to the next 50 years or so. The problem for Bob would be surviving that long and keeping his physical form in state where his quality of life is anything but dismal. I mean, if you're bed-ridden and on a breath-machine with no limbs and still weigh more than a car, wouldn't you want them to just shoot you?

His physical form means nothing to him. It's why he abuses it with a constant supply of greasy food and beer. He instead overinflates the value of his mind to pretend he's worthwhile and worthy of having it downloaded on the Internet.

 

[Mola Ram]

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[A Watchful Ghost]

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I'll never understand why does he have to go out of his way into antagonizing the fans of the cut whenever something else superhero-related comes out. Seems petty squabbles, and autistic anger is the only semblance of a life he knows. How sad.

 

[Adamska]

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Reminder Billy-Bob fetishizes James Gunn because he sees himself as the guy.

So you know, he just wants to make the type of films that would show up on Cannon Films' library, ie the movies that make the women actors sit naked on dirty beds for at least one rape scene. Just so he can then channel that into making manchild movies.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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What a sad, pathetic sod. This kind of reaction is supposed to be reserved for truly awesome moments in your life. The birth of your child, having your master's degree disertation approved, or acing a selection to a good job. But since he won't have neither, his excitement is directed at... some inconsequential movie. Capeshit at that. Capeshit made to be a better version of the cinematographic equivalent of rabbit droppings.

Everyday I thank my stars over, despite my problems, not being MovieBob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"

There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

EDIT:
Some faggot explains what the fuck Patrick is doing in the movie and I somehow feel even more revulsion.

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[EnemyStand]

The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"
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There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

These movies have become so formulaic it's not even funny anymore. This is literally just a reskin of Guardians of the Galaxy. The dialogue that I thought was clever in my early 20s is just...man, the Attitude Era had better dialogue and half the people who came up with it were high on whatever. Then of course there's the obscure villain so all the comic geeks can feel smart and not act like the industry dicked them over to try and get the SJWs to buy in. And there's always some clumsy nerdy dude at the console who's the self insert for pretty much all the audience so that the manchildren can all feel less awkward...man, I used to like capeshit, but...

 

[No Exit]

The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"
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There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

EDIT:
Some faggot explains what the fuck Patrick is doing in the movie and I somehow feel even more revulsion.
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Did they get the writer for Ghostbusters 2016 to write the "comedy" in this? That has to be the cringiest trailer I've ever seen, topped with a stupid goofy retro callback monster to be made fun of for being some shitty silver era creation. It's going to be the most consoomer capeshit movie made yet and I know he's going to love it.

 

[UserAccess]

These movies have become so formulaic it's not even funny anymore. This is literally just a reskin of Guardians of the Galaxy. The dialogue that I thought was clever in my early 20s is just...man, the Attitude Era had better dialogue and half the people who came up with it were high on whatever. Then of course there's the obscure villain so all the comic geeks can feel smart and not act like the industry dicked them over to try and get the SJWs to buy in. And there's always some clumsy nerdy dude at the console who's the self insert for pretty much all the audience so that the manchildren can all feel less awkward...man, I used to like capeshit, but...

I liked when the shark ate that guy.

I'm all out of positives. Bob thinks it's OHMYGODHOLYSHIT amazing. "Penises on the beach! Oh, James Gunn, you've done it again!"

He's 40.

 

[Rei is shit]

The woke are having second thoughts about Biden. Luckily, Bobby remains True Believer.
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"I'm only a partisan of ME", bear this in mind whenever Bobby cheers on trannies.

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It is even more telling when you hear "poor people" you think "racist".

This is as good a time to refresh your memory with Bobby's OP:
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OK the original poster specified "anti-black violence", but "refuse to acknowledge yada yada" is neither violence nor racism. To acknowledge something that one has no sufficient evidence of, for example, is dishonesty.

What's more, Bobby himself shifted the focus from "antiblack violence" to "poor white people who are assholes who hates me". Indeed, you can see Bobby's interlocuters are taking issue. not at the supposed racism of "assholes", but at Bobby's assertion that said "assholes" are "largely unneeded". They don't draw the inference to racism because normal people, even in this age of thought crimes, don't think being racist automatically means you are "unneeded by anybody".

The following three convos once again illustrate what Bobby's critics are concerned:
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You can see they are talking in circles, because Bobby refuses to acknowledge the worth of people who hold the "wrong" ideology. They are just as bad as rapists and murderers.

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Shit like this makes me tempted to pay some pajeet way to much money on fiver to reanimate this but with Robert.

 

[ChampFantana]

I spent that entire trailer cringing so hard I thought my spine would crack. Didn't those worthless faggots in Hollywood already make a Suicide Squad movie? Who the fuck was asking for another one?

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

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Looks like a reskin of the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I'm just surprised they went with Peacemaker's dumb helmet.

$10 says Cena is the least annoying character in the movie.

 

[TowinKarz]

Woke acolytes who need directing/writing gigs are the ones "asking for it"

Success to the modern Hollywood exec is friends employed and puff pieces about how stunning and brave the casting is written, not actual ticket sales.

Movies don't fail because nobody watched them, the only fail when old, tired, white guys star in them.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Holy shit, that Suicide Squad reeks of "ME SO QUIRKY!" it makes me want to vomit, and I like shitty trashy movies like the 80's Scarecrows, the Friday the 13th movies, all that shit.

Anyway, I was looking some data up and realized something.

Bob claims OVER AND OVER that California produces the majority of the US's food. I wondered where he got that and dismissed it until I was looking at some data regarding agricultural futures.

What Bob saw, and of course misunderstood because his brain is soaked in Mario Brand Chicken Grease, is that CA is the leader of agricultural cash receipts, which they definitely would, since they're cash crop like almond milk and shit like that.

So he saw that and immediately thinks that CA produces the majority of the US's food all by themselves, because he's a drooling moron that doesn't realize that the rest of the states are in there too, listed solely by state.

That's a big reason he thinks the flyover states are obsolete, because he thinks that somehow CA is the leader in FOOD, no cash crop returns, and thinks that CA feeds the rest of the US.

The fat blob doesn't understand anything. At all.

 

[The tired cat]

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Well, I see's Bob's inner "pwease daddy jingle some key's before me" child has awoken. As for the trailer, really most I can hope is the kills/fight scenes least being good, but this is pretty much Guardians just with the Suicide Squad, which is ironic since that's what they tried to do during their 1st run and failed badly. I do wanna question, why nobody mentions James Gunn's other Magnum Opus "Bright" aka "Muh has evil superman child!" oh wait...because it fucking sucked.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Looks like a reskin of the Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I'm just surprised they went with Peacemaker's dumb helmet.

$10 says Cena is the least annoying character in the movie.

Oh they're banking on him so much they already announced his character is getting his own HBOMAX Series.

 

[Adamska]

Holy shit, that Suicide Squad reeks of "ME SO QUIRKY!" it makes me want to vomit, and I like shitty trashy movies like the 80's Scarecrows, the Friday the 13th movies, all that shit.

Anyway, I was looking some data up and realized something.

Bob claims OVER AND OVER that California produces the majority of the US's food. I wondered where he got that and dismissed it until I was looking at some data regarding agricultural futures.

What Bob saw, and of course misunderstood because his brain is soaked in Mario Brand Chicken Grease, is that CA is the leader of agricultural cash receipts, which they definitely would, since they're cash crop like almond milk and shit like that.

So he saw that and immediately thinks that CA produces the majority of the US's food all by themselves, because he's a drooling moron that doesn't realize that the rest of the states are in there too, listed solely by state.

That's a big reason he thinks the flyover states are obsolete, because he thinks that somehow CA is the leader in FOOD, no cash crop returns, and thinks that CA feeds the rest of the US.

The fat blob doesn't understand anything. At all.

That's why he always desperately tries to deflect on how he's stupid by randomly googling things and then talking about it in those impromptu "ME AM SMART BECAUSE LOOKIT SCIENCE THING I REGURGITATE" posts of his. It's also why he silently blocks you if you just highlight his low intelligence rather than his "REEE GAS THE NORMALS" spiels.

He's really insecure about being nearly retarded.

 

[Meriasek]

The only edit I demand is Bob being forcibly turned into a eunuch after it's decided his genes are lacking and won't be required for the state-monitored breeding program; non-procreational sexual impulse obviously running counter to an efficient and productive society.

Glory to the Motherland!

What for? His physical appearance is more than effective enough to keep him from procreating.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"
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There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

EDIT:
Some faggot explains what the fuck Patrick is doing in the movie and I somehow feel even more revulsion.
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This movie combines every bit of geek culture Bob is fond of: stronk lesbians, giant monsters, MCU witticisms, and enough CGI to make a Pixar movie. No wonder he's creaming himself.

And as an aside, Starro deserved better than this.

 

[Jack Awful]

The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"
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There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

EDIT:
Some faggot explains what the fuck Patrick is doing in the movie and I somehow feel even more revulsion.
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Why would that make him oh my god?