Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Meriasek]

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Ah, a Bob classic. As I like to say, he BELIEVES that he THINKS.
He also believes that the lack of feeling in his feet is normal.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's beliefs are basically the exact opposite of that Niemöller poem.

Things have gotten so bad I have literally seen people on Twitter mocking that poem, with lines like, "When they came for the MAGA retards, I laughed my ass off because they had it coming." I think Bob either said something similar or retweeted one of them, but for the life of me I can't remember for sure.

 

[Positron]

He also believes in what trannies bullshit about das Institut für Sexualwissenschaft.

If the records have all been burnt, how do we know we are "only in the past decade caught up with the medical progress that was made back then"? Is this question not Thinker enough for our Bobby?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Things have gotten so bad I have literally seen people on Twitter mocking that poem, with lines like, "When they came for the MAGA retards, I laughed my ass off because they had it coming." I think Bob either said something similar or retweeted one of them, but for the life of me I can't remember for sure.

He retweeted someone about a week ago I think about the Capitol riot. The person, a blue check if memory serves me right, said something to the effect of "they came for X and I said good because they were bad people.". I'm pretty sure Posi caught it.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

The more extreme Bob gets, the more he seems to be driven primarily by fear. Sure, he probably believes most of what he says, and he really loves dishing it out at acceptable targets, but the one thing that really drives him is that deep down he knows it will never be enough, and his ass will eventually be on the menu just for being a straight white male. He's trying to prolong the inevitable in the only way he knows: by being as disgusting and nasty as possible to those that have been declared un-people, to signal that he's on the woke side and still useful. Look how well he attacks those chuds! He would not disagree with a transwoman! You would never strike down this perfect little servant, would you? He really has that minion mentality going. That's why all his defeats never slow him down, like a shark he has to swim to live. So far it's working, but all they need is one reason, Bob.

Throw this one on the big pile of armchair psychology posts, next to that big pile of burning tranny literature up there.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

He also believes in what trannies bullshit about das Institut für Sexualwissenschaft.

If the records have all been burnt, how do we know we are "only in the past decade caught up with the medical progress that was made back then"? Is this question not Thinker enough for our Bobby?

Wasn't that the same sexual institute that had people going around trying to normalize child prostitution as a 'solution' to the general economic destitution within interwar Germany as part of a larger push towards development of sexual tourism?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The person, a blue check if memory serves me right, said something to the effect of "they came for X and I said good because they were bad people.".

Which is all very well and good until you get treated as a ”bad person”.

 

[BubbleButt]

Repeat after me Bob, very carefully: The. Global. Population. Is. Not. Woke.

These motherfuckers are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they globalize and find out that everyone but the US, UK, and Germany fucking hates fags and troons.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

These motherfuckers are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they globalize and find out that everyone but the US, UK, and Germany fucking hates fags and troons.

Here in Bongland we're not too fond of troons, although sadly I can't say the same about the rest of the alphabet people.

 

[Bolo]

Gonna repost this one because It's one of Robert's most interesting fallacies.

It is one thing to update you way of thinking given new information, perspectives, etc.

it is another to lack any sort of principles, and you agree with new ideas solely on the merits of who is saying it, and to which social caste they belong.

If right people said that babies can decide gender by just the way they blink, Robert would be just behind them sayin science will prove them right and these babies should get their hormones treatment right away, and if you don't agree... well, guess who is a nazi?

And its easy for Robert to act like that because he has no skin in this game, he can agree with whatever people say as long as he get to be on top of this stupid social game, no matter how ludicrous shit gets, because he doesn't have to live any of it.

There is no easier thing to be the most progressive, open minded person on all issues, be trans, immigration, you name it, when one doesn't have to live with the consequences of such policies. When all you do is sit on your apartment tweeting, and occasionally going to the theater or your Brother's, then it is pretty easy to just say the things you belive (sorry, "think") that are righteous, withou any real self criticism exercise.

And that's because the only principle I see Robert living by is "I'm better and smarter than most".

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Gonna repost this one because It's one of Robert's most interesting fallacies.

You gotta put it in terms Bob will understand.

"Are you gonna agree with the rest of the world when they get tired of Marvel movies, or are you gonna cling to the past and deny the MCU's irrelevance?

 

[Jack Awful]

The idea that conservative governments can and should regulate the free market for the benefit of society is hardly new. If this man read anything other than Twitter he'd know that one-nation Toryism exists. Heck, even Mrs Thatcher was willing to regulate the free market to preserve society's morals.

> Hollywood's mostly-Jewish [sic] studio heads downplayed their backgrounds and touted middle-american [sic] ”christian” [sic] values
Moviebob or Nazi just got a whole lot harder.

> when Obsolescents [sic] get agitated, they do ”Populism” [sic], which ALWAYS becomes Nationalism/Fascism [sic], which impedes progress to a better future.
Cool. Let me find a picture of these scary obsolescent fascists doing populism and impeding the Superyah Fyoocha.View attachment 2069700
I can almost hear the Horst-Wessel Lied.

If ”failure to remain awake and aware of the world” is a ”sign of lazinessxand [sic] intellectual weakness”, I wonder what that makes that tribe of Indians who use stone-age technology and shoot missionaries on sight.

Please, show me any evidence for non-binary ”genders” existing in 1930's America. Two-spirits don't count, because being an effeminate man is not a gender. Nor do hijras, because almost all the evidence points to hijra being another word for intersex people and eunuchs.

The Berlin of Weimar Germany was also known for child prostitution and sex shows. If you want to imitate that in your society I think you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

If everyone is a Nazi, or at the very least ”Nazi-esque”, than actual Nazis and conservatives don't seem that far apart.

Do you want Nazism to become a mainstream ideology? Because that's how you get Nazism to be a mainstream ideology.

Lol, of course Bob's a morning drinker.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Are you gonna agree with the rest of the world when they get tired of Marvel movies, or are you gonna cling to the past and deny the MCU's irrelevance?

I think we already know the answer to that. Bob was wailing and lamenting over the closure of theaters due to the coof and endlessly complained about WB moving their 2021 slate to HBO Max. I imagine he will still be stanning for the MCU after it's out of vogue.

 

[BubbleButt]

Lol, of course Bob's a morning drinker.

His drinking schedule likely lines up with the number of meals Hobbits have:

Boozefast, Second Boozefast, DosEquises, Bourbon, Afternoon Gin, Dinner (half a twelve pack of PBR), Supper (the second half of a twelve pack of PBR)

 

[Oliver Onions]

The actual reason is even worse. Bob doesn't like Prime because "FPSes are the most creatively bankrupt genre." He has never given more detail, just that it was bad because you were in first person.

This would be dumb in its own right, but the staggering ignorance specifically in regards to Prime is astounding, because it's one of the most innovative FPS games ever made.

Maybe I'm biased because it's my favourite game, but I'd say even more than Half Life it redefined what an FPS could be: The focus is almost entirely on exploration, traversal, puzzle-solving and scanning the environment to learn more about the world; the combat, fun as it is, always felt more like something you just did in between exploring the different biomes of the alien world. Even the boss fights are more puzzles than pure shoot-bang affairs.

I swear Bob has a fetish for being wrong; getting off on it is the only thing that could explain his dedication to being this fucking stupid.

 

[Mola Ram]

I swear Bob has a fetish for being wrong; getting off on it is the only thing that could explain his dedication to being this fucking stupid.

Not wrong, precisely, but contrarian. Bob feels like he has to have a unique take on something just for the sake of it, to show he has special insight you don't, and which the Mayonnaise Ghouls can never hope to have. Except for those times he's kissing someone's ass, of course.

 

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"i worked too hard to have a job were i can drink in the morning"
this retard brain is so fucked up that he now thinks that he is fucking Hemingway?

 

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also blobbo gets really defensive about his useless job as a reviewer of lowest denominator trash

 

[Positron]

"... a job that let's me have rum with breakfast". I see English grammar isn't something that Bobby feels like relearning. Perhaps it is obsolete in this supposedly increasingly globalized world and should be "decentered" like physical prowess; perhaps it is even Nazi-esque.

He retweeted someone about a week ago I think about the Capitol riot. The person, a blue check if memory serves me right, said something to the effect of "they came for X and I said good because they were bad people.". I'm pretty sure Posi caught it.

Nah Bobby says similar shit every day. It's all a blur and I don't want to revisit it.

 

[Adamska]

Our Intellectual triumvirate discuss science fiction:
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Smoothbrain Bobby is again dumb and wrong. Griffin in the original book was changed somewhat by the chemical experiment, though it was made worse by his experiences and temptations to commit crime due to being invisible too. Basically the two combined to make him mad with power.

The old 30s-40s movie he should've seen if he was a realpeople film lover actually described it too, at the very least in the form of temptation.

What a fucking poser who only reads wiki articles and cliffsnotes when he needs to talk about non-capeshit and non-kaiju.