Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob's disdain for Cruella is less to do with the reboot itself and more about it being influenced by Joker from what we've seen in the marketing at least.
I mean like a broken clock that rights twice a day, Cruella does look like a pile of shit. Of course even when he has the right conclusion his logic for getting there is completely wrong.
 
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I don't think Bobby is in a position making jokes about guts, or leaks.

Not that Robert gives a shit, but I think they are just putting a expensive outdoor down, when a lot of the fox news audience also are very much online, unlike a lot of the other cable channels.

Also this: https://www.thewrap.com/gutfeld-premiere-ratings-fox-news/

So maybe get a official say, or don't go celebrating just yet, but like I said, I don't think Robert gives a toss.

And an aside to this Gutfeld show, i saw some bits, and I found it to be pretty bad, the guy just doesn't have the presence to keep a show like that, and "haha, let's laugh at the libs" is funny and all, but that shit gets old and I don't think they have other jokes.

Regardless, the fact that Gutfeld has a show that seems to be at least getting people's attention tells more about the sad state of mainstream comedy. Robert dismiss it as the "troglodytes" going "remember when comedy had BAWLS", but at this point, it isn't even about subversive or edgy humor, it is just about basic entertainment.

Colbert openly cries in front of the cameras, Jimmy Kimmel is visibly afraid of anything that can be construed as offensive on twitter and acts like a mouthpiece for any democrat talking point, and the other jimmy, after prostrating himself over the internet, seems commited to make the dullest show ever conceived by man. Shit has no punch, no soul

At this point, even a fucking "Biden is senile" joke is to be taken as a transgressive, edgy joke, I mean, Jesus, forget about balls, does anyone has at least a protochordal spine or something like that, or are we supposed to laugh at the overly scripted marvel dialogue and this bullshit:


Fucking kill me.
 
I've seen this assumption from both (extreme) ends of the political spectrum, and the rationale is basically that unlike Iraq, Vietnam, etc, the US military would not play by Geneva-Convention-ish rules with easily gamable weaknesses when suppressing the red states. Waco would basically by the SOP, and be cheered on and propagandized as "...and here's why that's a good thing" by the media every step of the way. I'm not sure if this is true or would even work in practice- America is a big fucking place and so on- but this notion requires believing that the US took a dive in basically every war since Korea (note that the far right believes this explicitly.) IOW, the American ruling class would go scorched earth against their own uppity peasants in a way they never would against foreigners.
This, but also some labor under the delusion that the US DID try to go scorched-earth in Vietnam & Afghanistan and just failed, or something. Even in KF I have seen people (admittedly a right-leaning poster) post about the US "invasion" of Vietnam, as if the USA ever made any armed intrusion into the North with any intent to capture or occupy.

The closest thing to a sensible argument I have heard came from nationstates (ironically, of all places); where the poster claimed that the logistical burden of moving troops overseas is less than moving them to the state right next door + some delusion of grandeur about how the EU & UN will be supporting the DC/NYC/LA government, of course.
Admittedly, he wasn't wrong about the first part but the logistics argument ignores how vast the US is and that in the event of a civil war they wouldn't be operating from a stable supply base + even a small % of the military defecting would be disastrous for logistics as well as movement.
Bloberto is just happy that someone is recognizing him with all those others.
If he's listed among that group it must mean that he's 1) important 2) friends/peers with the rest, right guys? right? nudge *wink* nudge
 
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This reads like a Chick Tract
For me, a Chick tract must have at least one talking building or door to be the real deal, or, at the very least, insinuate that the Jesuits are behind whatever that particular tract is against.
I can't deny that Bob would probably fetishize that world and I can't tell if it's because the comic is prophetic and there's something I'm not getting or Bob is just a fucking caricature.
Bob's ideal world, as we've discussed, is a world where he runs the Gestapo of Love and Tolerance for a technocratic God-Empress Ocasio-Cortez. Therefore, it makes sense that he'd support a technocratic dictatorship that could conceivably be run by his image of his waifus.
 
Bob's ideal world, as we've discussed, is a world where he runs the Gestapo of Love and Tolerance for a technocratic God-Empress Ocasio-Cortez. Therefore, it makes sense that he'd support a technocratic dictatorship that could conceivably be run by his image of his waifus.
Nah, he wouldn't actually run it. It'd be run by someone who has his views and would put all the people he hates into death camps. Bob only wants to sit on the sidelines and feel smug when "His side" wins because when they do, it's like he's won but he doesn't have to put in any effort.
 
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Even ChuChu didn't like that take
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The roaring 20's were mostly known for it's medical achievements. We can only hope, now that Voldemort has been defeated, that we will soon be able to approach that level of progress!
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Though I wonder...what could have possibly fell out of favor in the medical field due to the Nazis... Oh well!
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None of this is new to any parishioners of The Church of Bob. I wanted to throw this up here because of how it all ended.
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>And then one day, for no reason at all...
 
Nah, he wouldn't actually run it. It'd be run by someone who has his views and would put all the people he hates into death camps. Bob only wants to sit on the sidelines and feel smug when "His side" wins because when they do, it's like he's won but he doesn't have to put in any effort.
Blob thinks he'd like to be part of the People's Commissariat. Thing is, the reality would be too much like work. The legwork of ferreting out enemies of the state would bore him.
 
Is Bob saying he wouldn't want to be King, he would just want to be the architect of the final solution to the miracle whip problem or run the secret police?
Jesus Bob.
He wants the King-level social reverence, without having to actually spend time in jail or get knocked down in the street by fire hoses. He thinks he's so important and so galaxy brained that he can (or should just be somehow magically allowed to) skip the "being beaten down to despair" part and just skip right to the "Miracle rally leading to improbable win" part.

He's the kid of guy who can imagine the Big Mac on his table, and honestly wonder why he can just have it Star Trek-like replicated as a result... the idea of having to work for your visualized goals is a big "does not compute" to narcissists, they IMAGINED it, therefore, it's the duty of all the "lessers" to make it happen ! After all, THEY never get any GOOD ideas, why, just look at this guy who wasted his life learning how to fix CAR ENGINES! Ensuring the Mayo Ghouls hold on to obsolete technology and drag us all down!


All three of those are going to be Disney+ shows, so they'd have a different metric for success that isn't comparable to film.
The fact Disney+ can just say whatever viewership numbers they want without anyone able to directly contradict them IS the metric of success... at least short-term, until they have to admit it to the shareholders behind the scenes as to why they aren't making the quadrillions they expected.. when every single woke show they greenlit is this "huge success".
 
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Though I wonder...what could have possibly fell out of favor in the medical field due to the Nazis... Oh well!
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>And then one day, for no reason at all...

Fun little update to his run-in with San Theodoros:

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While the line about harassing female YouTubers is a good one (and San Theodoros made a similar jab on his own feed a bit later), what grabbed me was Bob bragging about having rum with breakfast.

When I first said Bob is probably half-crocked whenever he tweets, I was mostly joking. Now I'm not.
 
The idea that conservative governments can and should regulate the free market for the benefit of society is hardly new. If this man read anything other than Twitter he'd know that one-nation Toryism exists. Heck, even Mrs Thatcher was willing to regulate the free market to preserve society's morals.
> Hollywood's mostly-Jewish [sic] studio heads downplayed their backgrounds and touted middle-american [sic] ”christian” [sic] values
Moviebob or Nazi just got a whole lot harder.

> when Obsolescents [sic] get agitated, they do ”Populism” [sic], which ALWAYS becomes Nationalism/Fascism [sic], which impedes progress to a better future.
Cool. Let me find a picture of these scary obsolescent fascists doing populism and impeding the Superyah Fyoocha.
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I can almost hear the Horst-Wessel Lied.
If ”failure to remain awake and aware of the world” is a ”sign of lazinessxand [sic] intellectual weakness”, I wonder what that makes that tribe of Indians who use stone-age technology and shoot missionaries on sight.
Please, show me any evidence for non-binary ”genders” existing in 1930's America. Two-spirits don't count, because being an effeminate man is not a gender. Nor do hijras, because almost all the evidence points to hijra being another word for intersex people and eunuchs.
The Berlin of Weimar Germany was also known for child prostitution and sex shows. If you want to imitate that in your society I think you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
If everyone is a Nazi, or at the very least ”Nazi-esque”, than actual Nazis and conservatives don't seem that far apart.

Do you want Nazism to become a mainstream ideology? Because that's how you get Nazism to be a mainstream ideology.
 
If everyone is a Nazi, or at the very least ”Nazi-esque”, than actual Nazis and conservatives don't seem that far apart.

Do you want Nazism to become a mainstream ideology? Because that's how you get Nazism to be a mainstream ideology.

That tweet demonstrates conclusively that Bob does not understand Nazis, traditions, or superstitions.
 
Bob loves to talk about autonomy of movement, but he's apparently all for vaccine passports.

God, I despise him.

Bob personifies one of the most despicable attitudes of those who nod at totalitarianism (as long as it's on their side, of course): "Anyone who's worried about this has something to hide." As was pointed out in that Twitter argument, Bob sincerely believes these horrid practices will never, ever affect him, but will certainly hurt the people he loathes. He'll continue to believe it right up to the moment the jackboot kicks in his door, and then he'll whine about how he was always on their side; why are you doing this to me? "Short sighted" doesn't begin to describe it.
 
Bob personifies one of the most despicable attitudes of those who nod at totalitarianism (as long as it's on their side, of course): "Anyone who's worried about this has something to hide." As was pointed out in that Twitter argument, Bob sincerely believes these horrid practices will never, ever affect him, but will certainly hurt the people he loathes. He'll continue to believe it right up to the moment the jackboot kicks in his door, and then he'll whine about how he was always on their side; why are you doing this to me? "Short sighted" doesn't begin to describe it.
Bob's beliefs are basically the exact opposite of that Niemöller poem.
Repeat after me Bob, very carefully: The. Global. Population. Is. Not. Woke.
Least of all Pee Oh Cees.

Blob is very welcome to visit Saudi Arabia and advocate for atheism and troon rights if he wants to see how woke and superyah Muslims are, and if he's lucky he might get a tour of a nearby roof.
 
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