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Bob's disdain for Cruella is less to do with the reboot itself and more about it being influenced by Joker from what we've seen in the marketing at least.
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Bob's disdain for Cruella is less to do with the reboot itself and more about it being influenced by Joker from what we've seen in the marketing at least.
I mean like a broken clock that rights twice a day, Cruella does look like a pile of shit. Of course even when he has the right conclusion his logic for getting there is completely wrong.Bob's disdain for Cruella is less to do with the reboot itself and more about it being influenced by Joker from what we've seen in the marketing at least.
This reads like a Chick Tract but I can't deny that Bob would probably fetishize that world and I can't tell if it's because the comic is prophetic and there's something I'm not getting or Bob is just a fucking caricature.Well i think we've found Bob's ideal world...
(I think @Mola Ram and @Marshal Mannerheim will especially enjoy that comic)
Cancel Culture pileup:
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I don't think Bobby is in a position making jokes about guts, or leaks.
This, but also some labor under the delusion that the US DID try to go scorched-earth in Vietnam & Afghanistan and just failed, or something. Even in KF I have seen people (admittedly a right-leaning poster) post about the US "invasion" of Vietnam, as if the USA ever made any armed intrusion into the North with any intent to capture or occupy.I've seen this assumption from both (extreme) ends of the political spectrum, and the rationale is basically that unlike Iraq, Vietnam, etc, the US military would not play by Geneva-Convention-ish rules with easily gamable weaknesses when suppressing the red states. Waco would basically by the SOP, and be cheered on and propagandized as "...and here's why that's a good thing" by the media every step of the way. I'm not sure if this is true or would even work in practice- America is a big fucking place and so on- but this notion requires believing that the US took a dive in basically every war since Korea (note that the far right believes this explicitly.) IOW, the American ruling class would go scorched earth against their own uppity peasants in a way they never would against foreigners.
Bloberto is just happy that someone is recognizing him with all those others.
For me, a Chick tract must have at least one talking building or door to be the real deal, or, at the very least, insinuate that the Jesuits are behind whatever that particular tract is against.This reads like a Chick Tract
Bob's ideal world, as we've discussed, is a world where he runs the Gestapo of Love and Tolerance for a technocratic God-Empress Ocasio-Cortez. Therefore, it makes sense that he'd support a technocratic dictatorship that could conceivably be run by his image of his waifus.I can't deny that Bob would probably fetishize that world and I can't tell if it's because the comic is prophetic and there's something I'm not getting or Bob is just a fucking caricature.
Nah, he wouldn't actually run it. It'd be run by someone who has his views and would put all the people he hates into death camps. Bob only wants to sit on the sidelines and feel smug when "His side" wins because when they do, it's like he's won but he doesn't have to put in any effort.Bob's ideal world, as we've discussed, is a world where he runs the Gestapo of Love and Tolerance for a technocratic God-Empress Ocasio-Cortez. Therefore, it makes sense that he'd support a technocratic dictatorship that could conceivably be run by his image of his waifus.
Blob thinks he'd like to be part of the People's Commissariat. Thing is, the reality would be too much like work. The legwork of ferreting out enemies of the state would bore him.Nah, he wouldn't actually run it. It'd be run by someone who has his views and would put all the people he hates into death camps. Bob only wants to sit on the sidelines and feel smug when "His side" wins because when they do, it's like he's won but he doesn't have to put in any effort.
He wants the King-level social reverence, without having to actually spend time in jail or get knocked down in the street by fire hoses. He thinks he's so important and so galaxy brained that he can (or should just be somehow magically allowed to) skip the "being beaten down to despair" part and just skip right to the "Miracle rally leading to improbable win" part.Is Bob saying he wouldn't want to be King, he would just want to be the architect of the final solution to the miracle whip problem or run the secret police?
Jesus Bob.
The fact Disney+ can just say whatever viewership numbers they want without anyone able to directly contradict them IS the metric of success... at least short-term, until they have to admit it to the shareholders behind the scenes as to why they aren't making the quadrillions they expected.. when every single woke show they greenlit is this "huge success".All three of those are going to be Disney+ shows, so they'd have a different metric for success that isn't comparable to film.
The roaring 20's were mostly known for it's medical achievements. We can only hope, now that Voldemort has been defeated, that we will soon be able to approach that level of progress!View attachment 2069608
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Even ChuChu didn't like that take
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Though I wonder...what could have possibly fell out of favor in the medical field due to the Nazis... Oh well!
None of this is new to any parishioners of The Church of Bob. I wanted to throw this up here because of how it all ended.
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>And then one day, for no reason at all...
The idea that conservative governments can and should regulate the free market for the benefit of society is hardly new. If this man read anything other than Twitter he'd know that one-nation Toryism exists. Heck, even Mrs Thatcher was willing to regulate the free market to preserve society's morals.
> Hollywood's mostly-Jewish [sic] studio heads downplayed their backgrounds and touted middle-american [sic] ”christian” [sic] values
If ”failure to remain awake and aware of the world” is a ”sign of lazinessxand [sic] intellectual weakness”, I wonder what that makes that tribe of Indians who use stone-age technology and shoot missionaries on sight.
Please, show me any evidence for non-binary ”genders” existing in 1930's America. Two-spirits don't count, because being an effeminate man is not a gender. Nor do hijras, because almost all the evidence points to hijra being another word for intersex people and eunuchs.
The Berlin of Weimar Germany was also known for child prostitution and sex shows. If you want to imitate that in your society I think you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
If everyone is a Nazi, or at the very least ”Nazi-esque”, than actual Nazis and conservatives don't seem that far apart.
If everyone is a Nazi, or at the very least ”Nazi-esque”, than actual Nazis and conservatives don't seem that far apart.
Do you want Nazism to become a mainstream ideology? Because that's how you get Nazism to be a mainstream ideology.
Fixed that for you.That tweet demonstrates conclusively that Bob does not understand
Bob can simultaneously eat and talk out of both sides of his mouth. It's really his only skill and talent.Bob loves to talk about autonomy of movement, but he's apparently all for vaccine passports.
God, I despise him.
Get him a bag of fancy new hipster sours and he'll shit out of the same mouth too.Bob can simultaneously eat and talk out of both sides of his mouth. It's really his only skill and talent.
Bob loves to talk about autonomy of movement, but he's apparently all for vaccine passports.
God, I despise him.
Bob's beliefs are basically the exact opposite of that Niemöller poem.Bob personifies one of the most despicable attitudes of those who nod at totalitarianism (as long as it's on their side, of course): "Anyone who's worried about this has something to hide." As was pointed out in that Twitter argument, Bob sincerely believes these horrid practices will never, ever affect him, but will certainly hurt the people he loathes. He'll continue to believe it right up to the moment the jackboot kicks in his door, and then he'll whine about how he was always on their side; why are you doing this to me? "Short sighted" doesn't begin to describe it.
Least of all Pee Oh Cees.Repeat after me Bob, very carefully: The. Global. Population. Is. Not. Woke.