Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

The lesson of the Riddle of Steel is to depend on your own inner strength, and not confuse it with the object through which your strength is channeled. There are other interpretations, of course, but most certainly it's not to cling to the totems of your childhood.

Is there anything this mongoloid cannot fuck up while sounding unbearably smug about it?

Of course there isn't. It would be faster to list the times that he hasn't been an insufferable smug know-it-all cunt, because it hasn't happened yet.

Those tweets where he's insufferably smug about Nintendo doing gangbusters in a year when everyone was stuck at home and needing some vidya to avoid interpersonal relations with whoever else is in your house got me thinking about the James Gunn debacle. Remember how he claimed that he saw his ideal life path in Gunn's career (indie schlock to tentpole blockbuster director) and basically admitted he was living vicariously through Gunn? Bobby was so downtrodden about Gunn being sacked from GotG3, he was acting like he was the one fired, before proceeding to become insufferably smug again once he got rehired.

Look at how he reacts to Nintendo's successes and failures over the years. He took it personally when the N64 and Gamecube floundered against stronger competition, down to sounding borderline suicidal that his beloved toy company wasn't number one. @Adamska hasn't gotten to anything about the Wii, but I assume his take on that would be similar to the Switch take above: smug, smug, and more smug, even though he had zero to do with it whatsoever. He's on top of the world anytime his precious Nintendo is making money hand over fist, and he wants to flop on his bed and cry whenever they're not. To Bob, Nintendo's successes are his successes, validation of his years of unquestioning fandom. Nevermind all the anti-consumer bullshit they've pulled over the years, as long as his bing bing wahoos keep coming, Bob is happy.

On a side note, I wish it were possible to ban Bob from using the smug emoji. If anyone had a case for never being allowed to use it again, it'd be him. Same with the cry laughing emojis. Hell, ban him from all emojis. You're 40, fatso, not some teenage girl.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

this or bobby used retard speech to say that after finishing eating he retires to his basement pigsty to resume masturbation

Masturbation takes time away from Twitter. Bob may follow women (and "women") who get his Li'l Mario going "Wahoo!", but I'd bet my bottom dollar he hasn't actually jacked it in years due to his crippling Twitter addiction.

You could buy ten books full of Scratch projects for the cost of one Switch and this "game". Two of Bob's angels want you to know that that thinking is biggoted and gamergate style thinking.
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You should always listen to Bob when he says obvious and self evident things like the sun will rise in the east or Nintendo will make money

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390662766999097344

https://archive.ph/NRFKx

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Less than a week ago I made a joke about Nintendo being some ageless, eldritch horror that was influencing and poisoning Bob. It was only supposed to be a joke...


first showed up here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-5857106

https://archive.ph/a1GoG

>Pandemic happens in 2020
>Everyone locked down and in need of entertainment
>"Hey, Nintendo sells game consoles, right?"
>Everyone buys Nintendo Switches and games to go with it
>Nintendo profits from the lockdowns
>Bob is relieved that his precious Bing Bing Wahoo didn't go under
>Bob makes comments revealing he didn't actually pay attention to the situation and may instead have been running on faith in almighty Mario

Everyone, I give you Robert Chipman, the critical thinker who will lead us into the next golden age of mankind!

 

[Adamska]

Of course there isn't. It would be faster to list the times that he hasn't been an insufferable smug know-it-all cunt, because it hasn't happened yet.

Those tweets where he's insufferably smug about Nintendo doing gangbusters in a year when everyone was stuck at home and needing some vidya to avoid interpersonal relations with whoever else is in your house got me thinking about the James Gunn debacle. Remember how he claimed that he saw his ideal life path in Gunn's career (indie schlock to tentpole blockbuster director) and basically admitted he was living vicariously through Gunn? Bobby was so downtrodden about Gunn being sacked from GotG3, he was acting like he was the one fired, before proceeding to become insufferably smug again once he got rehired.

Look at how he reacts to Nintendo's successes and failures over the years. He took it personally when the N64 and Gamecube floundered against stronger competition, down to sounding borderline suicidal that his beloved toy company wasn't number one. @Adamska hasn't gotten to anything about the Wii, but I assume his take on that would be similar to the Switch take above: smug, smug, and more smug, even though he had zero to do with it whatsoever. He's on top of the world anytime his precious Nintendo is making money hand over fist, and he wants to flop on his bed and cry whenever they're not. To Bob, Nintendo's successes are his successes, validation of his years of unquestioning fandom. Nevermind all the anti-consumer bullshit they've pulled over the years, as long as his bing bing wahoos keep coming, Bob is happy.

On a side note, I wish it were possible to ban Bob from using the smug emoji. If anyone had a case for never being allowed to use it again, it'd be him. Same with the cry laughing emojis. Hell, ban him from all emojis. You're 40, fatso, not some teenage girl.

I'm not mentally ready to read that segment of Bob's shit to you guys yet, but I can confirm he tries to link his hiring by Screw Attack and Escapist to the Wii's rise.

He also heavily hints that he got mocked hard on some game forums, likely for white-knighting the fuck out of the Wii when people were mocking it for its gimmick.

It's really fucking dumb.

 

[The Valeyard]

He also heavily hints that he got mocked hard on some game forums, likely for white-knighting the fuck out of the Wii when people were mocking it for its gimmick.

No doubt reinforcing his beliefs about hardcore gamers, leading to the Anti-Thinker character.

 

[Lensherr]

So I finally caught up with this thread after taking a hiatus, and it has only reminded me of why I did in the first place.

To me, what's so infuriating about Bob is how he can regularly spout off incredibly heinous shit that would get most other people in some kind of trouble and suffer zero consequences for it. At this point, the main reason that I keep up with this thread is to hopefully see him finally get his ultimate comeuppance, so it's really frustrating to see him keep getting away with the kind of rhetoric that you'd normally find on Stormfront (just replace "Jews" with "rural white Americans"). As such, I was rather disappointed to see that the most that I missed was him getting dunked on by other Twitter users and getting called out by other leftists.

Nevertheless, the bright side is that Bob's stupidity is very illuminating in a way. He's so spectacularly misinformed about politics, science, entertainment, and other topics that you end up actually learning a great deal about them through other Kiwis correcting the record. It's almost like a erudite gentlemen's club centered around laughing at an obese, white-trash retard who sees himself as a temporarily embarrassed neoliberal oligarch.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

From the latest Resident Evil game:

 

[Positron]

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:

Telling people "you may be cynical and doubt me if you want; you may call me shameless if you want. But I really need money all the time" does not help your case Chris.

Another example of bad parenting:

Dumb nigga bitch should know better than leave her card credentials on the computer. She made a profit on GoFundMe too.

Covid. Bobby picks some low-hanging fruitcake:

Yup. If in doubt, blame Trump.




I don't have time to sort through all "gleeful, malevolent cruelty" in Doyle's thread. Eyeballing just found support for someone called Randy Hiller and people saying liberty is valuable.

Bobby thinks people should be able to survive without a job, because SCIENCE!




Lindsey Graham claims the GOP cannot grow without Trump and that "economic populism" is "America's first agenda":

I don't know what is "economic populism" but if white people make the economic grow, they have earned their right to supremacy, no?

"The Orange Calf"


Kikes > nigs:



Why does Bobby care about casino licences? Is it something something mah injuns?

Transsexual bullshit. In the MercatorNet article, an anonymous mom is alarmed that her very obsessed, nerdy (read autistic) son suddenly called himself trans, without showing any sign of feminity.

The mother is right: your body "didn't come with a reset button", and you can't start a new game as the opposite sex to explore the dialog options.


One thing I like about the PRC is that they don't give a shit about queers.



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MCU. Something puzzled Bobby:


Dob Chipman. Bobby wants to see Milla Jovovich "fight" The Big Woman.



I agree. Mundo films are the anathema to political correctness. Maybe the 21st century version can feature troons going 41% for being called "sir"? Or the prospering egalitarian communities in CHAZs?

You should always listen to Bob when he says obvious and self evident things like the sun will rise in the east or Nintendo will make money

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390662766999097344

Less than a week ago I made a joke about Nintendo being some ageless, eldritch horror that was influencing and poisoning Bob. It was only supposed to be a joke...

TeamImpossible follows Bobby's Nintendo cocksucking with his own spergy video-game story.

 

[UserAccess]

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:

"We need some extra funds on a consistent basis."

Your awful podcasts aren't paying your bills. Stop doing them and work the hours instead. Why don't you take an assistant job for your brother? He's always bragging about how important and successful he is!

Chipmans google their names, so free advice time. Nobody wants to listen to someone that begged his way. They listen to people that make things happen. Deliver pizza or Uber as a second job, man. The second you start begging, nobody takes you seriously. We're surrounded by losers like you every day. We tune in to winners to hear how not to be Chipmans.

If you can't make ends meet, don't broadcast. You don't have a personality worth listening to if you're begging the internet to feed your wife and kids.

Bob, that goes double for you. That Patreon ship is sinking fast. You rent, meaning you have no equity at 40. I wont bet the house on it, but your FICO score is probably between 580 and 610. Does Twitter pay you? No? So stop fucking around on it and take some shifts at Dunkin Donuts. You're overdue for a begathon that would make DSP blush.

Free advice. You won't take it because I'm a nazi, even though I'm a minority with a lot of deeds in a drawer with only my name. Psst... I'm younger than you, too.

 

[EnemyStand]

Lindsey Graham claims the GOP cannot grow without Trump and that "economic populism" is "America's first agenda":
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I don't know what is "economic populism" but if white people make the economic grow, they have earned their right to supremacy, no?

Oh, fuck off Lindsey. You're as bad as Joe Biden with the way you talk based on polling trends. But hey, guess you finally found a nut you blind-ass squirrel, you.

"The Orange Calf"
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Yes, because wanting to pack the court like FDR, impose limits on free expression, and impeaching a guy who's no longer an elected official is just so...democratic. The only reason I don't wish you get everything you ask for and more is because I'd have to put up with the bullshit you wish for too.

 

[The Valeyard]

MCU. Something puzzled Bobby:

Reading this, I now hope that Sony owns the exclusive rights to the concept of symbiotes on film (as Fox used to with mutants) and force Disney/Marvel to make changes to Gorr the God Butcher because it will make Bob mad.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

>Pandemic happens in 2020
>Everyone locked down and in need of entertainment
>"Hey, Nintendo sells game consoles, right?"
>Everyone buys Nintendo Switches and games to go with it
>Nintendo profits from the lockdowns
>Bob is relieved that his precious Bing Bing Wahoo didn't go under
>Bob makes comments revealing he didn't actually pay attention to the situation and may instead have been running on faith in almighty Mario

Everyone, I give you Robert Chipman, the critical thinker who will lead us into the next golden age of mankind!

Forgot the part where they released Animal Crossing, a game perfectly designed for the quarantine.

 

[make_it_so]

It seems the proverbial shit is stuck on Chris's proverbial fan:

Telling people "you may be cynical and doubt me if you want; you may call me shameless if you want. But I really need money all the time" does not help your case Chris.

GET. A. FUCKING. JOB. CHRIS.
Amazing that this asshat used to be considered the more sensible of the two Chipman brothers.

This motherfucker. This unaware, thick-headed, disingenuous motherfucker has the fucking gall to be offended at "gleeful, malevolent cruelty" posted on Twitter. As if his bi-weekly paeans to the suppression of flyover staters don't exist.

Bobby thinks people should be able to survive without a job, because SCIENCE!

Bob thinks people should be able to survive without a job because he's a permanently unemployable loser, and the same is starting to apply to his brother.

Why does Bobby care about casino licences? Is it something something mah injuns?

Because it's being denied by a Republican politician in a Republican state full of Republican voters. And as loyal, smoothbrained, zombie member of Team Blue, Bobby must do his part on social media to signal his opposition to Team Red.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Chris’ “I’m not asking for pity and money, but I’m asking you for pity and money” post is one of those posts that really pisses me off.

A mortgaged house up to your eyeballs and it still doesn’t look good, constant Uber eats and craft beer money being spent, that fucking mole, get your shit in order. You didn’t even plan your taxes right, I would bet money he tried to double dip on the renovation and it sent red flags up.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Covid. Bobby picks some low-hanging fruitcake:

Yup. If in doubt, blame Trump.

I find it utterly hilarious that Bob and his ilk would blame Trump for the COVID-19 deaths in United States, but would never think to blame Trudeau for the COVID deaths in Canada. Trudeau's government was the one who essentially let travelers from China in with virtually no screening, which helped spread it across the country. Additionally, it is Trudeau who royally screwed up the procurement of the vaccines, which is why the country lags behind third-world nations in terms of vaccinations. Perhaps Patrick Doyle should look to Ottawa if he wants someone to blame for his friend's death.

Additionally, if Canadians were truly smarter than Americans, we would've turfed Trudeau in 2019.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Remember when we all thought Chris was the smart, normal brother?

 

[King Dead]

Bobby thinks people should be able to survive without a job, because SCIENCE!
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I brought this up over in John Flynt's thread when he was bitching about the same thing, but I'll spell it out for this fat retard too: when you're giving out unlimited free money to people, no questions asked, they're not gonna go out and work when they can sit on their asses and play vidya all day. For a lot of people, as long as they have enough for basic needs and a consoomer habit like a Netflix subscription, they're perfectly content to never go in and work, regardless of how much it pays. Businesses can't offer raises if they don't have the funds to do so, especially if they've been forced to shut down for most of the last year; many can barely afford the minimum staff to stay open, and that's if they can even find people to hire. If the feds want to turn the abysmal job numbers around, they need to turn off the money spigot. Sounds cruel, but that's the only way you're gonna get a lot of these people back to work.

Bob, a fat retard who hasn't worked a day job in over a decade and has been living off of handouts for much of his adult life, fails to see how that's a problem.

 

[E Solveig]

Remember when we all thought Chris was the smart, normal brother?

it feels like it was only yesterday. we watched a lolpiglet grow up to a beautiful lolswine, i feel like a proud parent or disapproving uncle

it was so fuckin fast, too. like cancer aids

 

[blablabla]

shitta should let her hambeast of a wife get trains run on her. thats what the soyboys are doing right now and that e beggar sure as hell is not the man at that house

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Gonna be a fag and double post, but this is extra-sad.

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I know Robert thinks he is being "charmily trollish" and I'm supposed to go "Durhhh, look at him simping for 2 of the most hated politicians of out time, comparing them to the Mario princess".

But... fuck, is this what happens when you reach 40 and have nothing besides social media in your life? when you don't have a wife to share your life, kids to raise and a job and objectives to strive for? You just go around using 20 year olds internet lingo trying to be "cute".

This is the closest I ever got to feel sorry for Robert, no really. I know it is just a silly tweet, and I'm being autistic as fuck here, but it also sorta mesmering you see sometinhg that just encopasses the very notion of "wasted life" in a singular image.

And that ain't just Robert, but a whole generation...

I mean... fuck...

Further evidence that social media is preventing adults from properly growing up and acting their age, and that websites like Twitter are more popular for aging desperate 40 year olds who refuse to age with dignity.

 

[EnemyStand]

Further evidence that social media is preventing adults from properly growing up and acting their age, and that websites like Twitter are more popular for aging desperate 40 year olds who refuse to age with dignity.

Remember kids: religious beliefs are superstitious nonsense! Bitch on Twitter while the cold grasp of death slowly glides ever closer to drag you into the void. You'll be happier!