Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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keep johnny cash out of your maw you fat piece of shit

 

[The Valeyard]

I think he's referring to Metallica's "One" in reference to James Hetfield being mentioned in the top tweet.

And "One" was used in a trailer for a Marvel product, and that was The Punisher Netflix series.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bobby loves Haitian food. Fuck this cultural appropriator.
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It seems the Church of the Dewed Fowl, which has been helping poor families, is expanding.
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Very soon we'll see Bobby on Gordon Ramsay.

No wonder Bob loves Haitan Food. Outside of the Southern US, it's probably the world's least healthy food. I wonder if Bob eats it and starts ballooning up like Dominique Lanoise?

Oh man. My 600 lb Life MovieBlob edition would be amazing.

 

[make_it_so]

Oh man. My 600 lb Life MovieBlob edition would be amazing.

His insistence that he is perfectly healthy, able to bench press his own weight, and that he only consumes "a small amount of McDonald's for a regular person" because McDonald's food isn't "dense" would all be must see TV.

 

[Bolo]

MCU. Auteur Zhao number one!
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What sort of practical Location does Zhao wants for The Eternals, when the original story took place in either high-tech Aztec temples, or cities with spaceships flying around and giant Celestials wrecking shit. I know the original comics means jackshit to the MCU folks, but since The Eternals was one of Kirby's last works with Marvel, they will want those brownie points using his designs.

Also, what is the fucking is Zhao's "signature style", because I've watched twoof Zhao's movies, Nomadland and "The Rider", and her main distictive feature is that she uses non actors in her movies. The Rider for example, fictionalized the life of a real cowboy playing himself, and so the movie is shot and acted in a very dry, mundane and subdued form.

Also, very boring, at one point the novelty ends and you are stuck for 2 hours with people just reading lines. You don't need have actors overreaching their acting chops, like they do in Marriage Story where they are trying oh so very hard, but amateur charms only go so far.

Frances Mcdormand was the first, and only proper actress Chloe Zhao has worked with, and most of Nomadland is just Mcdormand interacting awkardly with other, legit, car bums, walking around in pretty shots looking contemplative and pooping in a bucket.

So, pray tell Robert, how this director with a very low-key, down to earth "signature style" is going to direct a movie about god-like superhumans played by Hollywood diva Angeline Jolie is gonna go down? Are the Eternals just going to walk around plains during a desaturated twilight, looking around, lost in thoughts, trying to find themselves, while being shot in a gopro?

I just hope that Zhao's signature style doesn't clash with the obligatory action set pieces that are already storyboarded and the FX is being produced way before Zhao even signed the papers.

it's gonna take some extra spin to convince people that The Eternals isn't yet another Marvel drivel just because who is directing it, let's see if the fatass can pull this off.

 

[Bolo]

Gonna be a fag and double post, but this is extra-sad.

I know Robert thinks he is being "charmily trollish" and I'm supposed to go "Durhhh, look at him simping for 2 of the most hated politicians of out time, comparing them to the Mario princess".

But... fuck, is this what happens when you reach 40 and have nothing besides social media in your life? when you don't have a wife to share your life, kids to raise and a job and objectives to strive for? You just go around using 20 year olds internet lingo trying to be "cute".

This is the closest I ever got to feel sorry for Robert, no really. I know it is just a silly tweet, and I'm being autistic as fuck here, but it also sorta mesmering you see sometinhg that just encopasses the very notion of "wasted life" in a singular image.

And that ain't just Robert, but a whole generation...

I mean... fuck...

 

[MirrorNoir]

Johnny Cash:
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"Have you come here to play Jesus?
To the lepers in your head"
Why does Bobby think "One" is written by Trent Reznor, or that it is about drugs?

Confusing Hurt with One (the U2 song, not to be confused with others with that name by Metallica, Three Dog Night, Tracy Bonham, Garbage, etc).

U2's "One" is also a song with a ton of theories about what it's about (a gay man coming out to his father that he's gay/trans, Bono opining about band tensions within U2 when Bono/Edge found out the other two guys wanted to just remake Joshua Tree whereas Bono/Edge wanted to go techno pop with Auchtung Baby, about a divorce, two lovers deciding not to divorce, the AIDS epidemic).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Wolves >>>>> clumps of cells.

"pregnant person"? You mean the only kind of person that can even become pregnant, a woman?

 

[MirrorNoir]

I think he's referring to Metallica's "One" in reference to James Hetfield being mentioned in the top tweet.

The song about drugs written by Trent Reznor is Cash's famous cover of "Hurt".

Different "One". U2's One is the one with the line about "playing Jesus to the leper's in your head", which is a metaphor for inner demons and a person accusing a loved one wanting to apologize after a nasty fight and/or betrayal of acting like "Jesus" in the sense of wanting to be forgiven for what they did not because they are legit sorry but because it's the only way for them to quell the "lepers in their head", IE the guilt and emotional sickness they feel for being a huge asshole to someone they claim to love.

And for context about the various "Ones":

Metallica: basically a song version of Dalton Trumbo's Johnny Got His Gun
Three Dog Night: existential horror/despair about being alone and never experiencing true love (IE the incel nightmare)
Tracy Bonhman: Crazy stalker chick who is terrorizing an ex-boyfriend who dumped Tracy, with her unreliable narration alternating between her being crazy and trying to manipulate him into killing her via stalking/harassment and the implication that the boyfriend might have broken up with Tracy in a way that caused her to go super crazy
Garbage: Shirley Manson singing an upbeat song about meeting one's true love (The One) and comparing it to a roller coaster, along with a shout-out to the Terminator franchise (which employed Shirley as an actress on the Sarah Connor Chronicles as a T-1000 liquid Terminator that was trying to manipulate the timeline, IIRC on behalf of a secondary super AI that wanted peace between Skynet and humans so they don't destroy the planet)

Also, honorable mention for Pearl Jam, who did a song called "Once" which is about a serial killer struggling with his murder impulses which is part of the incest killer trilogy of songs from the first album they put out (which is IIRC Alive, Once, and another song I'm blanking on).

 

[Positron]

"pregnant person"? You mean the only kind of person that can even become pregnant, a woman?

And girls. Don't be ageist.
#CutiesForBestPicture

 

[thismanlies]

Gonna be a fag and double post, but this is extra-sad.

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I know Robert thinks he is being "charmily trollish" and I'm supposed to go "Durhhh, look at him simping for 2 of the most hated politicians of out time, comparing them to the Mario princess".

But... fuck, is this what happens when you reach 40 and have nothing besides social media in your life? when you don't have a wife to share your life, kids to raise and a job and objectives to strive for? You just go around using 20 year olds internet lingo trying to be "cute".

This is the closest I ever got to feel sorry for Robert, no really. I know it is just a silly tweet, and I'm being autistic as fuck here, but it also sorta mesmering you see sometinhg that just encopasses the very notion of "wasted life" in a singular image.

And that ain't just Robert, but a whole generation...

I mean... fuck...

In all likelihood, Bob regularly thinks about Peach and Daisy making the lesbians.

This is how he views Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris...

 

[Koby_Fish]

"pregnant person"? You mean the only kind of person that can even become pregnant, a woman?

well apparently referring to a trans man that hasn't had (enough) bottom surgery to become sterilized is only correctly "pregnant person" because "woman" is uninclusive, despite the fact that females are the only ones that have the capability of being pregnant. Because something something triggered, even though you'd think being fucking pregnant would super trigger their dysphoria.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The next religious revival will probably not look much like the classic religious right.

For me, the coming revival will probably be a reaction to neoliberalism and the Great Reset in the same way the original religious right was a reaction to the socialism and cultural Marxism of the sixties.

Bobby loves Haitian food. Fuck this cultural appropriator.


You are redeemed from your Obsolete beliefs if you are the right race.

I actually enjoy Haitian and Cajun food because I like spicy shit, French cuisine and how the two mix. That said, they are both incredibly fattening.

Wolves >>>>> clumps of cells.

Unborn babies do actually exist, and women have the right to control their body by not having sex or using birth control.

Revenge of the big-data nerds:

As I've already said:
”First they came for the Trump supporters, and I said nothing - because I hate Trump supporters.
Then they came for the Catholics, and I said nothing - because I hate Catholics.
Then they came for the socialists, and I said nothing - because I hate socialists.
Then they came for the Evangelicals, and I said nothing - because I hate Evangelicals.
Then they came for me, and they said nothing - because they hated me.”

Some Big Tech is worse than others. Blame Nestle all you want, just don't blame the computer guy! They'll help us kill the MAGA ghouls.

”’Booo! Rich guy BAD!’ anti-capitalism is dumb performative bullshit if it's focused on the package delivery guy”

 

[Positron]

You know what, I'll actually agree with these Bob defenders. It is indeed somewhat pointless to keep dunking on him for the Mountain Dew marinade. It's probably disgusting, but not all that out of line with other soda marinades. More importantly, it's nowhere near as nauseating as that toxic waste bag full of hot sauced chicken he left out for five days. That's the real epitome of Bob's culinary skills.

But we (and other anti-fans of Bobby) aren't laughing at the Dew Chicken per se-- whoever that has cooked will have his share of disaster stories and we aren't in a position to laugh at that. We are laughing at Bobby's pretension at sophistication, and his inability to swallow up his ego. Had he humbled up and said, "Well I know it looks like a crime scene, but I'm not lying I enjoyed the taste. I'll see if I can tweak things up next time," then people would likely had let him go.

If the Dew Chicken were so good why didn't he make it again?

Chris and co. want to "play a game":

 

[Red Hood]

For me, the coming revival will probably be a reaction to neoliberalism and the Great Reset in the same way the original religious right was a reaction to the socialism and cultural Marxism of the sixties.

I actually enjoy Haitian and Cajun food because I like spicy shit, French cuisine and how the two mix. That said, they are both incredibly fattening.

Unborn babies do actually exist, and women have the right to control their body by not having sex or using birth control.

As I've already said:
”First they came for the Trump supporters, and I said nothing - because I hate Trump supporters.
Then they came for the Catholics, and I said nothing - because I hate Catholics.
Then they came for the socialists, and I said nothing - because I hate socialists.
Then they came for the Evangelicals, and I said nothing - because I hate Evangelicals.
Then they came for me, and they said nothing - because they hated me.”

”’Booo! Rich guy BAD!’ anti-capitalism is dumb performative bullshit if it's focused on the package delivery guy”
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Does she ever close her eyes?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

But we (and other anti-fans of Bobby) aren't laughing at the Dew Chicken per se-- whoever that has cooked will have his share of disaster stories and we aren't in a position to laugh at that. We are laughing at Bobby's pretension at sophistication, and his inability to swallow up his ego. Had he humbled up and said, "Well I know it looks like a crime scene, but I'm not lying I enjoyed the taste. I'll see if I can tweak things up next time," then people would likely had let him go.

If the Dew Chicken were so good why didn't he make it again?

I don't think his idea to marinade in soda is quite as bad as the amount of time he does so. For poultry, overnight would probably be the longest you'd want to marinate it. Most marinade recipes I've looked up online will give a maximum marinade time of 12 hours - after that, the fibers in the chicken start to fall apart and the flesh tastes mushy and acidic. Wasn't Bob's sink chicken marinaded in hot sauce for 5 days? That's longer than most refrigerated meat will stay good for. And putting it into an anaerobic environment is just asking for botulism poisoning.

 

[Koby_Fish]

For me, the coming revival will probably be a reaction to neoliberalism and the Great Reset in the same way the original religious right was a reaction to the socialism and cultural Marxism of the sixties.

I actually enjoy Haitian and Cajun food because I like spicy shit, French cuisine and how the two mix. That said, they are both incredibly fattening.

Unborn babies do actually exist, and women have the right to control their body by not having sex or using birth control.

As I've already said:
”First they came for the Trump supporters, and I said nothing - because I hate Trump supporters.
Then they came for the Catholics, and I said nothing - because I hate Catholics.
Then they came for the socialists, and I said nothing - because I hate socialists.
Then they came for the Evangelicals, and I said nothing - because I hate Evangelicals.
Then they came for me, and they said nothing - because they hated me.”

”’Booo! Rich guy BAD!’ anti-capitalism is dumb performative bullshit if it's focused on the package delivery guy”
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Say, as the resident catholicsperg, can you shed any light on where Bob got the idea that there's a 3rd "Kaiju" in the Bible (that is a bird called "Ziz") in addition to Behemoth and Leviathan, and that the three of them will be eaten for dinner by those who get to go to heaven after armageddon and the End of The World? I must have missed that part unless it's in the Apocrypha or the Pseudepigrapha.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Also, honorable mention for Pearl Jam, who did a song called "Once" which is about a serial killer struggling with his murder impulses which is part of the incest killer trilogy of songs from the first album they put out (which is IIRC Alive, Once, and another song I'm blanking on).

The last song is "Footsteps," where the serial killer either got arrested or is about to commit suicide and contemplates the person (his mom IIRC) whom he blames for his downfall.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob, you're not a Gen-Xer and you're not even remotely close to being an "old man Gen-Xer". I do't care if you think "Gen-X" sounds cool or whatever.

 

[FunPosting101]

Gonna be a fag and double post, but this is extra-sad.

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I know Robert thinks he is being "charmily trollish" and I'm supposed to go "Durhhh, look at him simping for 2 of the most hated politicians of out time, comparing them to the Mario princess".

But... fuck, is this what happens when you reach 40 and have nothing besides social media in your life? when you don't have a wife to share your life, kids to raise and a job and objectives to strive for? You just go around using 20 year olds internet lingo trying to be "cute".

This is the closest I ever got to feel sorry for Robert, no really. I know it is just a silly tweet, and I'm being autistic as fuck here, but it also sorta mesmering you see sometinhg that just encopasses the very notion of "wasted life" in a singular image.

And that ain't just Robert, but a whole generation...

I mean... fuck...

That tweet is so stereotypically movieblob that it fucking hurts and is hilarious at the same time. Imagine both being obsessed with videogames to the point that you compare characters in them to real world politicians and also simping for people like Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi, two of the most corrupt and vile women in the government.