Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Did this Guardian clickbait (archive) provoke Bobby's rant about Shrek?

Bobby explains the Cow Tools joke.
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Fat whore Demi Lovato now claims to be "non-binary". Bobby's thirst gets stronger.
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This fucking idiot.

Let's discuss "infrastructure" for a moment. China produces over half of the world's cement. Why? Because it's not complicated to make and labor is cheap.

What Bob ALWAYS fails to understand is you burn through tons of concrete infrastructure when you're building NEW roads and buildings, not when you already have them. Real estate and industries that intersect with it account for almost *30* percent of China's GDP! Again, why? Because there's nothing else worth investing in. 70 percent of all new home purchases are second or third homes.

Dude. China's building roads to vacant homes purchased as investments. Empty homes don't generate secondary business. They don't keep restaurants open. They don't create jobs. Despite being redacted, pencil-whipped numbers, the Beige Book data confirms that China's fucked. A lazy search on Google to get realistic numbers bumps them to superfucked status.

Then again, when somebody thinks being contrarian is a substitute for intelligence, facts don't really matter.
 
Bob is a major autist
What's new?
He puts ice in what looks like a stout?

I'm not a beer sperg and I generally limit my beer drinking to Fosters, Stella and other cheap lagers. That said, I know not to put ice in beer, let alone anything like Guinness. How much of a slob is Chris?
has he said anything about Gal Gadot?
He's probably balancing up the risk of offending Gadot with the risk of offending Omar et al. In both cases he autistically implies that an actor and a Congresswoman care about his retarded ramblings on Twitter.
You sure about that?

”She” looks very masculine and ”Agatha Luz” sounds like a stereotypical troon name.
That's literally a bendy bus.

Ironically enough here in Londonistan we got rid of bendy buses because they were dangerous and made fare dodging easy. I look forward to Bob's waifu of a country realising that.
 
Out of all Bob's dumb takes this one is somewhre in the middle.
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I was shocked to see Bob have a nuance, informed take on "Fearless Girl" and "Charging Bull" ... and of course was sandbagged by the steroid-fueled autism that allowed him to dovetail that take into fucking Transformers.

This guy. This fucking guy.
 
Did this Guardian clickbait (archive) provoke Bobby's rant about Shrek?

Bobby explains the Cow Tools joke.
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China:
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Nolan's Batman:
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Fat whore Demi Lovato now claims to be "non-binary". Bobby's thirst gets stronger.
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Demi Lovato is insane. First she comes out bi, than pansexal and now non-binary. I hate how we have to treat people like this sane when they are clearly not.
 
Demi Lovato is insane. First she comes out bi, than pansexal and now non-binary. I hate how we have to treat people like this sane when they are clearly not.
We live in a world where people who flaunt their sexualites are apparently seen as inspirational for some reason. Demi Lovato wanted to become one of those people.
 
Demi Lovato is insane. First she comes out bi, than pansexal and now non-binary. I hate how we have to treat people like this sane when they are clearly not.
I don't think sanity is as much of an issue in her case as a desperate need for attention is.

Though honestly, a little from column A, a ton from column B.
 
I don't think sanity is as much of an issue in her case as a desperate need for attention is.

Though honestly, a little from column A, a ton from column B.

That's definitely why Courtney Stodden claims to be "nonbinary."

I suspect a lot of these people are also abuse victims, which is very sad, but not an excuse for us to pretend to go along with their various delusions.
 
Ditto. Also, nice to see that ignoring CDC guidelines regarding masks is the new woke hotness. For a year people who did that were told to trust the Science rather than their bigoted backwards personal beliefs.
Trust the Science until the Science Disagrees with me then it is paid for by...-Insert Company Here-
 
I noticed something and wanna do a quick comparison.
There's barely any comments. It's just likes and retweets with the occasional quote tweet that's filled to the brim with idiocy.
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"Most people poo in the toilet. Chris poos a "J" on the rug and then wanks off on it on a week to week basis. Give him your damn money"
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Singling this out because we have Chris admitting that it's the house renovations that have drug him down. Whether that's because he went overbudget or truly did try some tax shenanigans, more power to you Chris fuck the government, is still up for debate. All of this is assuming he's not lying about being in trouble in the first place.
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Finally we've got one maybe supporter. A quick check of his timeline doesn't show any news about a job or this mythical paycheck but it does show that he's gay and is mad and probably will make an excellent employee.
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It's nothing but "I'm so sorry Chris" and virtual hugs. Not a single person said "I've signed up for your patreon". There was one person who that they were gonna support him as soon as he gets his first paycheck but that's a weak promise on money that may or may not come. Now maybe they did and didn't say, or maybe they're already giving him money, or it's all performative and no one actually cares. If it's the latter then it's like the thoughts and prayers that I know Bob's mocked and I'm pretty sure Chris has as well.
He went from Check out my baller kitchen to Brother can you spare a dime in record time.
 
Bobby and co. want something supergay from Zack Synder. "Even if it was TERRIBLE it would've been amazing!"
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MotherFUCKER. I have a nasty feeling that I'm about to lose my bet against Bob being gay. To the point, both Bob and Snyder are being complete retards about this, though Snyder (and MGM) at least had the sense to recognize it. Here's the article blobbo is citing, and in it Snyder even says "It turned out to be a love story. So it really didn’t fit in as the third movie." Of course, since Alexander's grand tour of the known world happened ~150 years after the greco-persian wars (which 300 and it's misbegotten sequel are nominally about) and as such are at best tangentially related, positioning it as "part 3" of a trilogy would make no sense. If you absolutely need fudgepacking in ancient Greece, do Harmodius and Aristogeiton as a prequel, since the foundation of Athenian democracy at least has some relevance to the war 300 depicts.

Of course, I'm sure Snyder's depiction of gay romance in antiquity would be as insightful and nuanced as his depiction of everything else. From a marketing standpoint, though, who is this for? It would be a bit raw for fujoshis [insert that comic about making yaoi fangirls watch actual gay porn] and most guys who want to watch two dudes get it on know how to find PornHub.
 
He went from Check out my baller kitchen to Brother can you spare a dime in record time.
And he doesn't seem to be aware that other people have noticed the connection between these two things, and don't feel like subsidizing some schlub's fancy new kitchen. Who would have thought?
 
I was shocked to see Bob have a nuance, informed take on "Fearless Girl" and "Charging Bull" ... and of course was sandbagged by the steroid-fueled autism that allowed him to dovetail that take into fucking Transformers.

This guy. This fucking guy.
I watched it to see if you were kidding but no this retard literally went from giving an informative take on art to talking about fucking Transformers. Then again why should I be surprised considering Bob compared the MCU to Greek Mythology
 
The women who screech the loudest about abortion rights are always those too ugly to be impregnated. That pink triangle/vagina sign is basically the 21st century woke equivalent to this sign:

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I guess trannies have been around longer than I thought.

Touche.
 
On top of that, they wasted $85 billion where that can be used to have good WiFi in small rural towns.

Hell, they even alienated the entire entertainment industry by going with a experimental hybrid model where they release movies in theaters simultaneously on the same day it debuts on HBO Max. Is it no wonder Hollywood is cheering that Jason Kilar, the ATT handpicked CEO of Warner Media, is being thrown out once Discovery merged with them.
Doing the duel release was the best option available all things considered. Ironically it was the piece of shit director of the piece of shit Dune rip-off who threw the biggest tantrum, because he knows damn well his film is going to flop regardless and yet still demanded a theatrical release purely for the ego boost he would get even though it's a garbage remake and not even a full fucking movie, but half the novel with it basically known that it's going to flop so badly that we won't get the second half made.

It takes a turbo autist to take that message, and twist it into "ugly people should only get married to each other" before dismissing it as a message that wasn't really there.
To be fair, BOTH Lithgow and Meyer's characters in Shrek were ugly as sin. Lithgow's character was an ugly as fuck midget and you can make a case that Shrek was the literal lesser evil visually since he was tall and did not possess the midget gene. Also, the evil good looking prince doesn't show up until the sequels, long after Shrek and Fiona had established their marriage and had kids with the added plot point that Shrek 3 revolved entirely around Fiona looking for a replacement in the line of succession because neither her or her husband could stand being the actual rulers and wanted to go back to the woods and not have to deal with the headache of being royalty.

If anything, you would have a better case for an otherkin metaphor for Fiona and Shrek 1 as Fiona has an otherkin (ogre) alternate mode and in the end, she choses to be an ogre full time after falling for an ogre.

The thing I hate about the Wokies is how they act like complete asses to everybody, then get shocked when there are consequences. I mean, look at the shock last year when the middle-class fascists chased "peaceful protestors" away last year with guns. "WE get to murder the Untermenschen!"
See also their attempt to gaslight people claiming "cancel culture" doesn't exist while still actively engaging in it like they do. They REALLY don't like it when they are being the one taking the shotgun barrel to the face and having their head explode into bloody bits of bone and gore as punishment for their evil.

The women who screech the loudest about abortion rights are always those too ugly to be impregnated. That pink triangle/vagina sign is basically the 21st century woke equivalent to this sign:

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Technically there are five types of women who are pro-abortion:

1. Nightmare fuel sufferers who are terrified of a pregnancy going bad and killing them
2. Women who are terrified of being raped/molested or having a family member or friend raped/molested and forced to give birth to a rapist/pedophile's child
3. Sluts who want to fuck around and not be stuck with a kid
4. Women who are bio-libertarians that think "my body, my choice" trumps what other people think.
5. Women who think kids are basically a financial drain and not real people and would prefer to just kill an unborn kid than be stuck paying the tab from raising the kid.
 
I was shocked to see Bob have a nuance, informed take on "Fearless Girl" and "Charging Bull" ... and of course was sandbagged by the steroid-fueled autism that allowed him to dovetail that take into fucking Transformers.

This guy. This fucking guy.
I still want to rip my audio processors out after hearing how much shit he'll try to squeeze into a sentence.

"Hi I'm going to start this sentence with a potential interesting thought - but now want to tangent off into a massive salad of buzzwords that barely contain any meaning - before getting back to my original thought which you've now forgotten thanks to my massive verbiage."

I will give him credit for mastering the gish gallop in sentence form.
 
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