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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Space Samurai? That sounds gay as hell. So it is going to be a movie about poor ass Martian colonists having only basic food replicators hiring cyborg warriors and instead of orbital bombing the alien hordes pillaging them, they instead fight them with CYBER-SWORDS or something?
Magnificent Seven, despite being a blatant ripoff, at least tried to be original (cowboys instead of samurai.) I imagine Snyder's "original" idea involved seven Jedi.
 
EDIT: Bob flunks a reading comprehension test and acts like he totally owned this ignorant boob who doesn't know Kurosawa from a Godzilla movie. (Seriously, help me out, because it really looks like Bob completely misunderstood what this guy was saying and got all smug about it.)

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This is a gif from Seven Samurai, one of the most acclaimed movies of all time. Khiazmos is saying that just because a movie has action in it doesn't make it an action movie. Bob's retort is essentially this: Kurosawa's movies have action in it, therefore they are exactly like Snyder's action movies. Yes, Bob is shitting on one of the most acclaimed directors in cinematic history.
I'm pretty sure that gif is from Throne of Blood, Kurosawa's adaptation of Macbeth IN FEUDAL JAPAN! That makes the original Shakespeare comparison make more sense as well.
Now this Seven Samurai thing may seem lolrandumb, but this is trending on Twitter right now:
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So Bob seems to be inserting himself into a debate just to score cheap hits and antagonize people.
I dunno, in the hands of a talented filmmaker the idea has promise. Rember, the samurai were a class, not just guys who knew how to use swords, so you can do more than just combat. Ofc this is Snyder, so expect slo-mo and 3edgy5u gore instead of anything serious.
 
Bob really is the " HA, joke's on you! I was only PRETENDING to be retarded!" meme come to life.

His Internet Tough Guy bullshit is too pathetic and blatantly false to get mad at, but I don't blame those of you who get irritated by it.

He puts maximum effort into being as annoying, abrasive, and enraging as he possibly can into each Tweet he shits out from the infinite void inside his waterhead.
 
Finally, the last shot of the vid
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Goddamn that's a clunky, poorly worded sentence. You almost have to run it through your head a couple times to make sense of it. It reminds me of a mildly less schizophrenic version of Chris Chan. Makes you wonder if Bob's autistic? Probably not, though.
 
I do know he's trying to laugh it off as a joke/beg his simps to dox people calling him out.
LOL at Bob trying to pass himself off as intelligent enough honeytrap anybody. It is a repeat of how he and his brain-dead sycophants try to pass his eugenics remarks as a joke nearly a decade later. He really can't conceive of how some people would critical of Eternals or the MCU without falling back on IdPol.

Goddamn that's a clunky, poorly worded sentence. You almost have to run it through your head a couple times to make sense of it. It reminds me of a mildly less schizophrenic version of Chris Chan. Makes you wonder if Bob's autistic? Probably not, though.
It's a subject of much debate on this thread. I'm more inclined to believe that Bob is stupid, malignant asshole who uses 24-carat words to hide his stupidity.
 
Bendis is trash and quite frankly, I will dance a mighty jig when he dies and drink toasts yearly to celebrate his death when that day comes.
And I thought I was giddy when John McCain finally kicked the bucket (I’m certainly no fan of Bendis, but at least he isn’t an actual war criminal).

EDIT: I think we may have reached peak neoliberal IdPol consoomerism with Bob’s “hating Marvel movies is like saying the n-word” tweet.
 
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Is there a secret section of this site no one has told me about? Are you sick fucks posting CP somewhere around here and not just pics of Nikocado Avocado's gaped asshole?

He's probably just upset its the top search result for "Moviebob" on Google. Followed by a ton of his eugenics Tweets.

Do we know who made that meme? We need a 40 Year Old Consoomer meme update.
 
For those who missed it, everybody's favorite Consoomer is getting absolutely bodied on Twitter.

Why?

Because if you don't like Marvel, you clearly want to use the N-word.

It was bad enough even Bobby boy tried to walk it back... but not before screencaps were taken.
"I'm not owned! I'm not owned" Bob continued to insist as he slowly shrank and transformed into an N-word.
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He's probably just upset its the top search result for "Moviebob" on Google. Followed by a ton of his eugenics Tweets.

Do we know who made that meme? We need a 40 Year Old Consoomer meme update.
I believe it was @Judge Holden that first posted a version of the Consoomer meme on the site. Someone else made the pic we've all come to know and love
EY DID SOMEBODY STEAL THE EXACT FUCKIN POST I MADE A FORTNIGHT AGO AND REPLACE IT WITH A MOVIEBLOB CARTOON?!


Which of you shiftless niggers stole my painstakingly crafted new wojak meem and whored it out for twitter clout? Admit your sins now and you may yet be forgiven
 
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Okay okay please help me with this chain of reasoning:

"'Mahval movies' is just the stand-in for ultra-popular big-corp movies that elitist Film Twitter despise."
"But Bob, Film Twitter like lots of ultra-popular movies, like Fast & Furious and Paddington."
"That's why they have to put on the mask of abstraction and pretend they just hate mah Marvel movies and not the other stuff."

So do Film Twitter hate MCU because they are popular corporate products (in which case they should disparage Fast & Furious with equal gusto, which they apparently don't)? Or they hate MCU just for being MCU? (in which case their distaste is frank and earnest, the opposite of a "mask"?)

Also note Bobby uses the word "performative" again.
 
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Okay okay please help me with this chain of reasoning:

"'Mahval movies' is just the stand-in for ultra-popular big-corp movies that elitist Film Twitter despises."
"But Bob, Film Twitter likes lots of ultra-popular movies, like Fast & Furious and Paddington."
"That's why they have to put on the mask of abstraction and pretend they just hate mah Marvel movies and not the other stuff."

So does Film Twitter hates MCU because they are popular (in which case they should disparange Fast & Furious with equal gusto, which they apparently don't)? Or they hate MCU just because they are MCU? (in which case their distaste is honest and upfront, the opposite of a "mask"?)
You're better off laughing at Bob's flabby chin.
 
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