Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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This fat fucker hasn't been to a college in, what, almost 20 years? And even then, he got some bullshit Media-related degree from a local community college, if my mind serves me correctly. Hardly an academic achievement, especially if he didn't even follow whatever he learned from those classes.

And of course, he gets to comment on what kind of hokey ideologies are being discussed in academia nowadays. He will never learn to pick his battles. If he hasn't learned after yesterday's fiasco, or after suggesting invading Poland, he won't now. He will always go forth in the face of obvious doom like in the Blackadder finale, just to use a pop culture frame of reference.
 
These types lump everyone into a supremely evil oppressor class and a victim class that has to be perfectly good, and would never do evil unless they were basically forced to. It's like the retards who're upset at people getting arrested for shoplifting so they demand these guys be let go if they only steal so much-- they'll blame the Nazi gamerrapists who made them just steal lots of lower value items in store of it for their pipedream failing.
And what happens when you remove the penalties for shoplifting up to a certain amount? Well, you need only look at the progressive utopia of San Francisco to find out:
It turns out that when you effectively legalize crime, crime skyrockets, and you cause far more harm than you would have by just arresting the criminals in the first place. Businesses flee when they can no longer afford to cover their losses, the community loses their grocery stores and pharmacies, and the overall quality continues to degrade. As if shit and needles in the streets weren't enough, I guess.
 
Heh.

It’s easy to think that Moviebob is a hateful source of pomposity and he’s far from it. He’s a tragic character who thinks the mainstream nerd lore he consumes is a substitute for his intellect. Bob resembles Kendi in style because their ferocity is so tribalistic, it’s easy to be alienated by the lack of decency demonstrated. Yet he’s close to Robin DiAngelo in substance since he blames a monolith of folks for his shortcomings while standing athwart a four-digit monthly income for whatever contributes to his work. The next time that bloc loses their job, be it a pandemic or the shifting nature of work, they’ll never forgive him for the future he already claimed.​
 
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I'm sorry, this article is amusing, but it's also absurd. Say what you will about Kendi and DiAngelo (and there's a lot to say about them, not much of it good), but they are -- at least for the time being -- people of significant influence, who affect the national dialogue in a noticeable way. Bob is a crank. Bob is trivia. Bob is less significant than any mediocre comedian with a Twitter following of 30K or better. Bob's biggest following is the merry gang of autists on this thread. Really, this article reads like someone who's got a hate-on for Bob specifically, which gives him way more credibility than he deserves.
 
Bob, people pointing out that your book is fucking awful and that you have stupid Twitter takes is not harassment. As a movie reviewer, you should know this.

But seriously, is Bob under the impression that his book is actually good? How little self reflection can one man possibly do?
I have little doubt that Bob fancies himself as some underappreaciated intellectual and creative force. Yet when you take a magnifying glass to his body of work you see that he is a consumerist lamprey who doesn't have a single original thought or idea in his head. The man's Twitter banner uses assets from SMB2, for fuck's sake. What the hell? I thought 3 was the game that affected Bob on such a profound level that the mayo ghouls are incapable of processing it. Brick by Brick is a sad attempt at a strategy guide/let's play of Super Mario Bros. 3 with a little autobiography thrown in to give us some unintentional comedy. Had he been such a creative soul, maybe he would have channeled that energy into an (semi-)original work?

Fuck, he could have written a mash-up of Ready Player One and Alice in Wonderland where he could have inserted an avatar of himself in a Mushroom Kingdom-like fantasy world were he's forced to be the hero. A Shigeru Miyamoto stand-in could have been his Merlin or Gandalf, and hell, the villains could been marauding parodies of the X-Box bros he hated so much invading his pristine fantasy land. See that? I came up with the concept in less than five minutes. Bob couldn't even be bothered to muster the brain power because he would rather consume that latest Bing Bing Wahoo or whatever MCU slop the Rat feeds him.

Perhaps that is why he is so defensive his book, because he made it so personal by adding in details of his childhood and adolescence that he sees any criticism of it as an attack on him. That is likely why he never paid an editor to proofread as ego bruises far too easily and I say that as many of the reviews on Goodreads ask if the manuscript even saw an editor. I get it, I recently self-published a sci-fi/fantasy book and paid a considerable sum to have it proofread among other services (and no, I'm not going to advertise it here.) One of the sad fact of being an author is that we become so attached to our work that we blind ourselves to the structural flaws. It is always sometimes a bitter pill to swallow, but I am glad that I had an editor give me the input to fine-tune the flaws while still keeping the core of the work intact.

Bob. Bob's skin is so paper thin that he cannot accept any form of constructive criticism no matter how well-meaning. He has to believe that Brick by Brick is some thoughtful analysis of the impact of a game on his generation. He has to believe that he is a member of the costal elite because if he even had the tiniest mote of self-awareness, he would have killed himself over the existential despair of realizing that his entire life is built around a fantasy. What offends me most about Robert Chipman, the author, is that he is as intellectually lazy as they come. I spent five years toiling over multiple revisions of my first book, agonizing whether I was good enough to make it as an author, and putting aside my own artistic ego to make my work the best it could be. I plan on trying to get my book into bookstores and going out into the world to promote it (which may unfortunately nessecitate a return to Twitter) because I found the process creatively and spiritually fulfilling. Bob just shit out a brick and expected universal praise for the bare minimum of effort before resuming his consumerist lifestyle.
 
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"some of us" ... "should be in charge". All hail King Bob I, Ghoulslayer of Boston.


"Gossip sites are where the alt-right really got started."
Hear that Kiwis? We're the fucking origin of alt-right!
It's good being the Illuminati. But no one has taught me the handshake yet. (Cough cough.)

We call this "Two axe-handles wide" up here in the People's Republic of Canuckistan.
I thought eight feet was "a bit more than a hockey stick", according to our new official length measure.

(And someone who hasn't seen social distancing guidelines up here will mistake that for a generic Canadians-love-hockey joke.)
 
Gonna have to disagree with you there. Old rugrats episodes are full of jokes intended for parents, and it was always pretty obvious Mrs. DeVille was written as a lesbian. However, you still couldn’t depict homosexuality on television in the 90’s (Buffy had like the first lesbian relationship and even then they could only call them “friends” and wink). So their solution was to just genderswap her partner to an effeminate man and make the implication as obvious as possible. It wasn’t meant to be a fuck you to heteronormativity or whatever, it was more of a fuck you to censorship.
Actually, I believe that the first openly gay character on American television was Jody as played by Billy Crystal on Soap circa 1979-80.
 
I have little doubt that Bob fancies himself as some underappreaciated intellectual and creative force. Yet when you take a magnifying glass to his body of work you see that he is a consumerist lamprey who doesn't have a single original thought or idea in his head. The man's Twitter banner uses assets from SMB2, for fuck's sake. What the hell? I thought 3 was the game that affected Bob on such a profound level that the mayo ghouls are incapable of processing it. Brick by Brick is a sad attempt at a strategy guide/let's play of Super Mario Bros. 3 with a little autobiography thrown in to give us some unintentional comedy. Had he been such a creative soul, maybe he would have channeled that energy into an (semi-)original work?

Fuck, he could have written a mash-up of Ready Player One and Alice in Wonderland where he could have inserted an avatar of himself in a Mushroom Kingdom-like fantasy world were he's forced to be the hero. A Shigeru Miyamoto stand-in could have been his Merlin or Gandalf, and hell, the villains could been marauding parodies of the X-Box bros he hated so much invading his pristine fantasy land. See that? I came up with the concept in less than five minutes. Bob couldn't even be bothered to muster the brain power because he would rather consume that latest Bing Bing Wahoo or whatever MCU slop the Rat feeds him.

Perhaps that is why he is so defensive his book, because he made it so personal by adding in details of his childhood and adolescence that he sees any criticism of it as an attack on him. That is likely why he never paid an editor to proofread as ego bruises far too easily and I say that as many of the reviews on Goodreads ask if the manuscript even saw an editor. I get it, I recently self-published a sci-fi/fantasy book and paid a considerable sum to have it proofread among other services (and no, I'm not going to advertise it here.) One of the sad fact of being an author is that we become so attached to our work that we blind ourselves to the structural flaws. It is always sometimes a bitter pill to swallow, but I am glad that I had an editor give me the input to fine-tune the flaws while still keeping the core of the work intact.
It's funny that you bring up all this stuff since Bob did write a fan fic story where he's self-insert met Shigeru after the Nintendo HQ has been attacked by CoD/Gears/Halo soldiers and Bob was given a sword that would allow him to travel into various gaming worlds ala Bioshock Infinite.
 
It's funny that you bring up all this stuff since Bob did write a fan fic story where he's self-insert met Shigeru after the Nintendo HQ has been attacked by CoD/Gears/Halo soldiers and Bob was given a sword that would allow him to travel into various gaming worlds ala Bioshock Infinite.
I think that's where I got it from. With the right about a tweaks it might have made a compelling story and perhaps build a following because nostalgia sells. However, Bob is a lazy bastard who can't be bothered to follow up on an idea.
 
With the right about a tweaks it might have made a compelling story and perhaps build a following because nostalgia sells
Ready Player One already filled the market for abysmal nostalgia-bait fanfics aimed at the so called "soyboys" and "bugmen", plus Bob own peculiarities would make hard for them to relate to such a work from him.
 
"some of us" ... "should be in charge". All hail King Bob I, Ghoulslayer of Boston.



It's good being the Illuminati. But no one has taught me the handshake yet. (Cough cough.)


I thought eight feet was "a bit more than a hockey stick", according to our new official length measure.

(And someone who hasn't seen social distancing guidelines up here will mistake that for a generic Canadians-love-hockey joke.)
Imagine being so Bob, that you mistake or conflate 4chan/8chan for/with the Farms.

Oh yeah no joke in the social distancing, though I've seen some laxity among the patrons of teh walmartses in the past couple months.
 
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Oh yeah no joke in the social distancing, though I've seen some laxity among the patrons of teh walmartses in the past couple months.
Hmmm. I'm intrigued now since you didn't seem to catch what I tossed: Has no one around you used "the length of a regulation hockey stick" instead of "six feet" in their social distancing guidelines?
 
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Imagine being so Bob, that you mistake or conflate 4chan/8chan for/with the Farms.

While Bob is certainly pig-ignorant enough to make that mistake honestly, I firmly believe he's mixing all those sites up deliberately. Part of it is just his seething black and white worldview -- "If those places hate Bob, they're all the same!" -- but I have no doubt part of it is also malicious, intended to delegitimize the biggest source of Boblore by conflating us with less savory sites (not that the Farms are all that savory to begin with, of course).
 
And what happens when you remove the penalties for shoplifting up to a certain amount? Well, you need only look at the progressive utopia of San Francisco to find out:
It turns out that when you effectively legalize crime, crime skyrockets, and you cause far more harm than you would have by just arresting the criminals in the first place. Businesses flee when they can no longer afford to cover their losses, the community loses their grocery stores and pharmacies, and the overall quality continues to degrade. As if shit and needles in the streets weren't enough, I guess.
It's like watching a guy cry about his broken fingers while you watch him break his fingers with a hammer
 
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