Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't like the casting as Snow White is named that because of her fair skin, and the actress seems insufferable.

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Bobby gets hysterical over Scooby-Doo humor:
Courage the Cowardly Dog originally aired November 12, 1999 – November 22, 2002 so Bob is again showing that he is a manchild with his excitement over this crossover.
 
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Bobby reads books.
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It is good if the boot is worn by "minorities". Tactics, targets.
Talk about missing the entire point of a really simple Orwell quote. The face in question is everyone's face, you goddamn moron. That's what an authoritarian government is all about, trampling on the rights and liberties of everyone under their control. Some could be targeted more than others, likely to make a convenient scapegoat so as to distract the populace from asking too many questions, but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter.

Bob isn't even trying to hide his boner for being able to destroy anyone who he thinks has wronged him. Thank god he'll never get that kind of power.
It'd be good to have a rule to prevent people voting GOP:
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I'm pretty sure it's not allowed, but I really feel like people should be required to pass a civics test before they're allowed to vote, preferably every time. There are a frightening number of people who have zero clue as to how our country's government is set up or why. All they ever manage to focus on is how they can blame their lack of utopia on those backwards hicks who don't want to live in a pod and consume the bugs. Bobby's not alone in this sentiment, as evidenced by the last tweet in that screencap. I'm sorry, but I feel like most decent people don't go around calling rural folks "shitkickers."
Bobby's Angels. Dan Johnston is a Rat King hanger-on with horrible teeth.
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Well yeah, the fears that a large number of athletes would troon out just to score easy wins were definitely ridiculous. It's a lot of effort to go through hormones and surgery, and no amount of trophies would be able to convince a well-adjusted man to chop off his dick. Surprisingly, most people really don't want to amputate a part of their body, not even if you paid them large sums of money.

However, to use those illogical fears as a dismissal of the much more rational concerns of the modern day troon athletes is completely disingenuous. It may not be very many right now, but it's becoming more visible in recent years; the troon weightlifter taking an Olympics spot is making the rounds currently, but you can look at Rhys "Rachel" McKinnon for another high-profile example. It turns out that people who are already fucked up in the head are fine with undergoing a sex change, and they're also fucked up enough to leverage their newfound oppression points to barge headlong into women's sports and dominate the field, knowing that they have woke politics on their side.

Men and women have a variety of anatomical differences, with men generally being more suited to athletic competition. It's why we have male and female sporting leagues; remember how the US women's soccer team got trounced by a team of high school boys? Studies have already shown that even post-op and pumped full of female hormones, MTFs still possess enough advantages that it's simply unfair to let them compete as women. And taking things further, what if enough pressure is applied to allow people to claim any gender identity they want regardless of whether they've undergone any procedures? You can't tell that 300 lb. weightlifter he's not a woman, you bigot!

For the life of me, I still don't understand why Bob gives such a full-throated defense of troons. It seems to be part of his cargo cult understanding of Science™, where he legitimately thinks that chopping off a guy's dick and putting him on the wrong hormones for life turns him into a beautiful maiden. Biology don't work like that, champ.
 
Robert here is literally jesting that his political enemies (read: anyone he dislikes) should be killed in an organized manner using gas. Sure, it's a """joke""" (which I don't believe for a fucking second) but imagine if literally anyone Robert disliked made a Holocaust joke. He would be fuming in righteous fury. But when it's him, it's totally fine to compare those who disagree politically with him to victims of genocide-by-Zyklon B.

I really can't visit this thread more than once a week anymore because it makes me so pointlessly angry. I hope Robert really does have that cirrhosis. The world would be a much better place without him in it, and it seems every day that Roberto is looking to make that a reality by destroying his body with food and alcohol.

Also Bob you fucking subhuman retard, you're not British so you don't need to use "an" before a word beginning with H. And moreover "hateful-idiot" is an incorrect syntactic construction. You are a hateful mental midget yet somehow believe everyone else's stupidity condemns them literally to gas chambers. The only thing that makes this bearable is remembering that Bobby is a morbidly obese, unhealthy, unloved, basement-dwelling, virgin, limp wristed shell of a man who will likely die before the Feds shut down this site.
It's even better when you remember that Zyklon B was a pesticide.
Anyway, Bob wasn't bullied to the degree he had the proto-MAGAs beat him up daily. That's his retconned memory. Bob can't distinguish between fiction and reality on a fundamental level, and his memory of his childhood will be more and more mudded up with what he believes must have happened. He sees himself as the kinda tragic artistic soul who grew up poor among the unevolved chuds, only to evolve past them mentally, to become a member of the superior future master race by his own virtue. Part of that is being bullied mercilessly and viciously. At least in his mind.
 
What inspires a man to tell the world that he's read several other books? Who's impressed by this?

Anyone that's well read doesn't brag about it.

Anyone that doesn't read doesn't care.

Intelligent women respect intelligence, not boys shouting how intelligent they think they are.

Regular women read Vogue and Glamour. Unless the book you're reading is about Kim Kardashian's divorce or some woman murdered by her husband, they don't give a fuck.

What does this hillbilly want? A trophy? Reading several books takes as much dedication as eating Lucky Charms. Good job, Bob. You can yell at Republicans if you eat your green beans and finish your Hungry Caterpillar book.
 
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Also, gotta love the "Me, the guy who read more than one thing by Orwell, and also several other books". You might have read the books, but looks like Robert missed the obvious on 1984, the point is that EVERYBODY is getting the boot in the face, and that is why Orwell never bothered to show anybody from the inner party besides O'Brien, who as much eloquence he has shown on his "arguments" and display of power and manipulation, in the end he was just yet another fanatic to the state, and if you look at the constant backstabing and executions between high ranking party officials in the URSS and Stalin's miserable paranoid life he's led till his end, then you see that a totalitarianism State is just a self sustained machine that feeds on people and NOBODY WINS.

So yeah, brag all you want about "reading books" Robert, but the flex doesn't work when you can't even grap the basics of the story.
The thing that this disingenuous moron forgets to mention is his reading of more than one thing by Orwell and others was for school, like every bumbo out there did.

Hell, I've read more than one of Orwell's works, because they were required reading for my ELA classes back when I was a teenager. I'll also state that Bob doesn't likely remember anything from 1984 or Animal Farm, and only namedropped him because he wants to pretend he's smart and can totally drop an own on this new target for him to vent his self-loathing on.

Bob never read anything for fun that wasn't Nintendo Power or a Strategy Guide from the 8/16 bit periods. He had to be forced to, kicking and screaming by Father Francis, to read about the danger of totalitarianism, and he likely looked for summaries or begged kids to tell him so he DIDN'T have to read it.
 
Talk about missing the entire point of a really simple Orwell quote. The face in question is everyone's face, you goddamn moron. That's what an authoritarian government is all about, trampling on the rights and liberties of everyone under their control. Some could be targeted more than others, likely to make a convenient scapegoat so as to distract the populace from asking too many questions, but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter.

Bob isn't even trying to hide his boner for being able to destroy anyone who he thinks has wronged him. Thank god he'll never get that kind of power.

I'm pretty sure it's not allowed, but I really feel like people should be required to pass a civics test before they're allowed to vote, preferably every time. There are a frightening number of people who have zero clue as to how our country's government is set up or why. All they ever manage to focus on is how they can blame their lack of utopia on those backwards hicks who don't want to live in a pod and consume the bugs. Bobby's not alone in this sentiment, as evidenced by the last tweet in that screencap. I'm sorry, but I feel like most decent people don't go around calling rural folks "shitkickers."

Well yeah, the fears that a large number of athletes would troon out just to score easy wins were definitely ridiculous. It's a lot of effort to go through hormones and surgery, and no amount of trophies would be able to convince a well-adjusted man to chop off his dick. Surprisingly, most people really don't want to amputate a part of their body, not even if you paid them large sums of money.

However, to use those illogical fears as a dismissal of the much more rational concerns of the modern day troon athletes is completely disingenuous. It may not be very many right now, but it's becoming more visible in recent years; the troon weightlifter taking an Olympics spot is making the rounds currently, but you can look at Rhys "Rachel" McKinnon for another high-profile example. It turns out that people who are already fucked up in the head are fine with undergoing a sex change, and they're also fucked up enough to leverage their newfound oppression points to barge headlong into women's sports and dominate the field, knowing that they have woke politics on their side.

Men and women have a variety of anatomical differences, with men generally being more suited to athletic competition. It's why we have male and female sporting leagues; remember how the US women's soccer team got trounced by a team of high school boys? Studies have already shown that even post-op and pumped full of female hormones, MTFs still possess enough advantages that it's simply unfair to let them compete as women. And taking things further, what if enough pressure is applied to allow people to claim any gender identity they want regardless of whether they've undergone any procedures? You can't tell that 300 lb. weightlifter he's not a woman, you bigot!

For the life of me, I still don't understand why Bob gives such a full-throated defense of troons. It seems to be part of his cargo cult understanding of Science™, where he legitimately thinks that chopping off a guy's dick and putting him on the wrong hormones for life turns him into a beautiful maiden. Biology don't work like that, champ.
He loves troons because they trigger Conservatives and Christians. They're also his only chance of scoring poontang, since real women won't go near him.
 
He loves troons because they trigger Conservatives and Christians. They're also his only chance of scoring poontang, since real women won't go near him.
Lets be real, the type of Christians and Conservatives these mofos trigger are the bible humping-proudly racist-xenophobic-suck America cock types. An its not super hard to trigger these dickweeds, you can be a Republican an say how McCarthy and Raegen were hacks and watch em sperg out.
 
The thing that this disingenuous moron forgets to mention is his reading of more than one thing by Orwell and others was for school, like every bumbo out there did.

Hell, I've read more than one of Orwell's works, because they were required reading for my ELA classes back when I was a teenager. I'll also state that Bob doesn't likely remember anything from 1984 or Animal Farm, and only namedropped him because he wants to pretend he's smart and can totally drop an own on this new target for him to vent his self-loathing on.

Bob never read anything for fun that wasn't Nintendo Power or a Strategy Guide from the 8/16 bit periods. He had to be forced to, kicking and screaming by Father Francis, to read about the danger of totalitarianism, and he likely looked for summaries or begged kids to tell him so he DIDN'T have to read it.
Bob's probably the kind of sped that thought the "Two Minutes Hate" was a great idea. After all, that's what his sperging about muh Maga Chuds is all about so for him it's more like 36 hours h8.
 
Yeah, John Connor was pretty fucking useless in that movie, but at least he was in it and they tried to acknowledge, however half-assedly, that he was vital for the coming ward. Unlike, say, another T2 sequel I could name.

IME, nerds tend to be smart (or at least knowledgeable) in a very narrow range of topics and trade off everywhere else, hence poor social skills, monomanias, etc. They also tend to fall prey to the notion that intelligence generalizes even without domain knowledge, hence the common fedora belief that they can rebuild society from first principles without leaving mom's basement. (Anyone who has spent time around doctors is painfully aware of this phenomenon.)
 
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Tucker Carlson is a "Loki":
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By using that same retarded consoomer logic Tucker will become one of the most popular, desirable by women, and beloved characters who ends up sacrificing himself just to buy one of the heroes some time. Fucking idiot.
Robert the Obtuse is going to do the clean-up for God!
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I saw this last night and promptly forgot about it because I don't even know what the hell it means. Have I stroked out? Is it all the gas I've been huffing? What is the missing ingredient needed to understand this that alludes me?
 
I saw this last night and promptly forgot about it because I don't even know what the hell it means. Have I stroked out? Is it all the gas I've been huffing? What is the missing ingredient needed to understand this that alludes me?
At its most basic, if Bob were God, he'd waste no time making people suffer.
 
*Chomp on Angus steak and craft beer taken out of a $2900 fridge* "I'm still having a rough time! Give me money!":
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Ah, I was wondering if he'd given up on begging as it seemed to drop off for a while. After he started the twice-daily cycle, I assumed someone in Real Life sat him down and said "Stop it." (It certainly wasn't our annoyance and relentless mockery that got through his thick head.)
Bobby reads books.
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It is good if the boot is worn by "minorities". Tactics, targets.
"More than one thing" ? Let me guess, you read Animal Farm and enjoyed the talking critters.

Come on, Bobby, impress me just this once. Say something to make me think you actually read The Road to Wigan Pier.
Bobby gets hysterical over Scooby-Doo humor:
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I can't even be arsed to find out if that 45 second video is official, I'm just going to assume it is:

The most crossover-prone franchise on television crosses over. I didn't realize there was a god of mindnumbing status quo. Hell's sake, I hear they crossed over with WWE wrestling about five years ago. (And if the bad guy wasn't the Shockmaster, I will be very disappointed.)

"Culturally-blasphemous?" Wanna point out that there's a Japanese videogame series big enough to have its own cons that features cultural figures like Prince Shoutoku and Hieda no Are as cute girls. (And that's not the only example, by far.)

Good of you to take a culture you only understand as being the Font of All Mario and determining what they would consider "blasphemy". I'm not sure how the country survived the revelation of Wario.
 
It's even better when you remember that Zyklon B was a pesticide.
Anyway, Bob wasn't bullied to the degree he had the proto-MAGAs beat him up daily. That's his retconned memory. Bob can't distinguish between fiction and reality on a fundamental level, and his memory of his childhood will be more and more mudded up with what he believes must have happened. He sees himself as the kinda tragic artistic soul who grew up poor among the unevolved chuds, only to evolve past them mentally, to become a member of the superior future master race by his own virtue. Part of that is being bullied mercilessly and viciously. At least in his mind.
The facts of his childhood are infinitely malleable as long as they stay within his ideological boundaries.

Much like how Coke's "official" slogan can be anything as long as they write in white on a red background.

The facts and history don't matter, just the narrative.

It's the fundamental weakness of all his ilk, the socialists and idle revolutionaries: as long as you are ideologically pure, your history can be whatever you wish, even if it didn't happen. Nothing in our dogma says it couldn't have! Okay, so I wasn't a war hero. Does it matter? A war hero would certainly support our movement, right? So it's not really a lie, just a failure of history to live up to the narrative! And if it bugs you that much, just squint your eyes and pretend I am one. You weren't REALLY assaulted by MAGA goons, you were just bumped into by a guy texting on his phone... well, what's the difference? You still got bumped, right? And bumping you is certainly something MAGA chuds would do, right? So, ergo, we say you got assaulted by one of Trump's brownshirts, think of how much it will grow the movement! So what if it didn't happen EXACTLY that way? The stakes are too high to WAIT for the assured outcome to happen..... right? RIGHT?!

So, apply that line of thought to Bobby, the frustrated genius, constantly held back by others....

The official ideology of victims and futurism means you must have been victimized and held back by neo Luddites. So he obviously was. And if the actual memory is hazy? Just make it up! Does it matter if they were chanting "ha ha, fatso!" or "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!" as they gave you a wedgie and then destroyed your science project (or certainly would have if you had it with you)? The end result was the same..... ergo.... he was beaten every day in school by MAGAites!

It's how trust funders have been making claims about being the oppressed working class for centuries.
 
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He will say yes, and then He'll use wikipedia for a short summary, or some clever pants "analysis" about the book and totally "own" you on the internet.
Truly, my brain will never be as smooth as a placid lake. He would definitely own me if that were the competition.
 
He loves troons because they trigger Conservatives and Christians. They're also his only chance of scoring poontang, since real women won't go near him.
Also keep in mind that he's so much of a dumb "science"-worshipper that he thinks that we are on the verge of being able to rewrite the laws of nature. Of course he's one of those ignoramuses that thinks that a pseudovagina is so realistic that even gynecologists are fooled. And if he's actually disappointed after sex with one, he'll try to fool himself into thinking otherwise and certainly never say anything about it, like with the Mario movie.

The facts of his childhood are infinitely malleable as long as they stay within ideological boundries.

Much like how Coke's "official" slogan can be anything as long as the write in white on a red background.

It's the fundamental weakness of all his ilk, as long as you are ideologically pure, your history can be whatever you wish, even if it didn't happen. Nothing says it couldn't have!

This, the official ideology of victims means you must have been victimized, and if the actual memory is hazy, just make it up.

It's how trust funders have been making claims about being the oppressed working class for centuries.
He's actually come out and said before that his school "abuse" never reached the level of physical violence. He is 100% lying. Which is always permissible to own the chuds. Although he's probably also taking inspiration from various legendary Hollywood figures he heard about in college who "reinvented" themselves for Hollywood (that is, made up a bunch of bullshit about their pasts).
 
I can't even be arsed to find out if that 45 second video is official, I'm just going to assume it is:

The most crossover-prone franchise on television crosses over. I didn't realize there was a god of mindnumbing status quo. Hell's sake, I hear they crossed over with WWE wrestling about five years ago. (And if the bad guy wasn't the Shockmaster, I will be very disappointed.)
They technically had 3-4 WWE crossover movies (one of them involved time travel into a post-apocalyptic future with the Jetsons) and they also had a crossover with Supernatural an KISS
 
"More than one thing" ? Let me guess, you read Animal Farm and enjoyed the talking critters.

Come on, Bobby, impress me just this once. Say something to make me think you actually read The Road to Wigan Pier.
Amen to that, the correct answer to impress someone is to say you've read all of Orwell's works. I love how he boasts about having read "one other book", and botches the meaning of the quote. Knowing Bob, he watched and read Animal Farm in school and tried to read 1984 but just watched the movie instead, and has looked up the famous terms used in the book to sound smart

Apparently 1984 is the book the most people have lied about reading
 
Hell, I've read more than one of Orwell's works, because they were required reading for my ELA classes back when I was a teenager. I'll also state that Bob doesn't likely remember anything from 1984 or Animal Farm, and only namedropped him because he wants to pretend he's smart and can totally drop an own on this new target for him to vent his self-loathing on.
I wonder if he ever read Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell. Let's look at a passage now...

“But I suppose you want me to marry you, don’t you?”

“Not unless you want to. I’m not going to tie you down. I know it’s against your ideas to marry. You must decide for yourself.”

“But we’ve no alternative — if you’re really going to have this baby.”

“Not necessarily. That’s what you’ve got to decide. Because after all there is another way.

“What way?”

“Oh, you know. A girl at the studio gave me an address. A friend of hers had it done for only five pounds.”

That pulled him up. For the first time he grasped, with the only kind of knowledge that matters, what they were really talking about. The words “a baby” took on a new significance. They did not mean any longer a mere abstract disaster, they meant a bud of flesh, a bit of himself, down there in her belly, alive and growing. His eyes met hers. They had a strange moment of sympathy such as they had never had before. For a moment he did feel that in some mysterious way they were one flesh. Though they were feet apart, he felt as though they were joined together – as though some invisible living cord stretched from her entrails to his. He knew then that it was a dreadful thing they were contemplating – a blasphemy, if that word had any meaning. Yet if it had been put otherwise he might not have recoiled from it. It was the squalid detail of the five pounds that brought it home.

“No fear!” he said. “Whatever happens we’re not going to do that. It’s disgusting.”

“I know it is. But I can’t have the baby without being married.”

“No! If that’s the alternative I’ll marry you. I’d sooner cut my right hand off than do a thing like that.
 
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