Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[hot hot leg]

Bobby's Angels on the ogre in the spa:

I don't know who is Count Olaf, and I'm not familiar enough with Baudelaire to get the "orphans" reference.

Those are characters from A Series of Unfortunate Events. He's basically saying that no one is fooled by his woman disguise and that he shouldn't be allowed around children lest he do them harm. (Bob is retweeting for truth.)

 

[Tranimal Farm]

I saw this Mary Sue article where the author admits that the only reason she hasn't committed suicide yet is because she has to know what happens next in the MCU.

https://www.themarysue.com/the-internet-answers-how-fandom-changed-their-lives/

Sounds like a kindred spirit of Moviebob.

That's one step above being someone who collects Funko Pops. It's not worth it love. seppuku is more respectable than just living for capeshit.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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That's one step above being someone who collects Funko Pops. It's not worth it love. seppuku is more respectable than just living for capeshit.

Well, I saw Black Widow, so I can tell her what happened next.

Nothing important.

 

[The Valeyard]

Well, I saw Black Widow, so I can tell her what happened next.

Nothing important.

The post-credit scene that screamed "Watch Marvel Studios' Hawkeye coming soon to Disney+" didn't do it for you?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

As always, Bobby doesn't understand the scales involved. He isn't unique in this, as most of the population shit their pants over Cali wildfires, which wouldn't cover a pixel on that map.

 

[Deadman]

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That's one step above being someone who collects Funko Pops. It's not worth it love. seppuku is more respectable than just living for capeshit.

might i add that when the MCU capes shit finally bombs at the box office, Disney will pull the plug regardless of any cliffhangers present (see; any other failed cinematic universe attempt). I don’t expect that girl will live long if that’s the only thing keeping her from pulling an hero.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

might i add that when the MCU capes hit finally bombs at the box office, Disney will pull the plug regardless of any cliffhangers present (see; any other failed cinematic universe attempt). I don’t expect that girl will live long if that’s the only thing keeping her from pulling an hero.

I hope they pull the plug on Marvel Girl specifically. Would be priceless to watch the danger hairs reee over not getting their first Muslim woman of colour in a Marvel movie

 

[instythot]

I hope they pull the plug on Marvel Girl specifically. Would be priceless to watch the danger hairs reee over not getting their first Muslim woman of colour in a Marvel movie

I hope they try to go all kingdom hearts on it and try to insert all kinds of Disney properties into the mcu just before they go "ahh, nobody gives a shit. Cancel it all"

 

[John Carmack]

However, ever since Chris charged into the lolcow arena, I've found him more fascinating. How does a man who did life right on paper (stem degree, family, house) suddenly decide to look to fucking Moviebob as a career role model? How does a functional adult suddenly forget how taxes work and have an oopsie that he begs to try to cover? (Ps, did we get a recent-ish update on Chris' tax fuckup since I've taken one of my periodic Bob breaks due to the repetitiveness of Bob's Twitter?)

Chris was a fairly normal looking guy like 6 years ago , now he looks like a dwarf from a sword and sorcery comic. If his alcoholism fucked up his body that badly, you can bet it did a number on his cognitive abilities.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

might i add that when the MCU capes hit finally bombs at the box office, Disney will pull the plug regardless of any cliffhangers present (see; any other failed cinematic universe attempt). I don’t expect that girl will live long if that’s the only thing keeping her from pulling an hero.

She's got a while to live. If they wouldn't have bought FOX she would be eating a bullet within the next few years, but now Marvel has an ace in the hole called X-Men that guarantees them a huge hit whenever they need it. My prediction is that marvel movies go in to a down trend with the current wave of shit no one cares about like Black Widow, Antman, and Eternals. By 2023 the sentiment towards the MCU will be that it should have ended with End Game. Then they'll roll out Wolverine and Professor X and people will lose their shit and be right back on the hook again.

 

[Bolo]

What's especially funny about this is that Greenwald doesn't even bother to block Bob. I suspect he may have muted him years ago, or -- and this would be even more humiliating -- he simply ignores anything Bob says as the drooling jeers of a submental oaf.

I think that's the way Robert likes it, he gets to punch and get the internet asspats without the conflict of directly engaging with people who could very well humiliate him.

I remember when Peter Coffin used to clap back whenever Robert did his digs on him, before he he got fed up and blocked the fatass, and Robert never had much of a clever comeback, same with that Aimee girl he used to obsess with. As much vitriol Robert brings to twitter, he only gets into fights with nobodies that really aren't very good at arguing or take shots at people he knows won't clap back.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob thinks the white man should speak for brown people, and by think I mean accidentally said because he's a crayon eating retard who spews out words without thinking. It's about on par with the time he also wanted all the darkies in the black belt do die because so many of them are wasteland ghouls, or how his 3rd rate high school was only there to prevent the hoodlums from being with the dark hoodlums.

I disagree. I don't think Bob says anything without thinking. These shit takes are genuinely the best his pea-brain can come up with.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

She's got a while to live. If they wouldn't have bought FOX she would be eating a bullet within the next few years, but now Marvel has an ace in the hole called X-Men that guarantees them a huge hit whenever they need it. My prediction is that marvel movies go in to a down trend with the current wave of shit no one cares about like Black Widow, Antman, and Eternals. By 2023 the sentiment towards the MCU will be that it should have ended with End Game. Then they'll roll out Wolverine and Professor X and people will lose their shit and be right back on the hook again.

to Ant-man's credit, it's amusing enough and mildly fun.

Black Widow was always a remnant of another era and would have needed a top tier director/writer combo to pull off, given how many good spy flicks there are.

Eternals is 100% going to be a funny shitshow.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I think that's the way Robert likes it, he gets to punch and get the internet asspats without the conflict of directly engaging with people who could very well humiliate him.

I remember when Peter Coffin used to clap back whenever Robert did his digs on him, before he he got fed up and blocked the fatass, and Robert never had much of a clever comeback, same with that Aimee girl he used to obsess with. As much vitriol Robert brings to twitter, he only gets into fights with nobodies that really aren't very good at arguing or take shots at people he knows won't clap back.

Do you have those saved? It's always good to see Blob being shat on.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If Bob tries to start shit with you, all you have to say is "ok morbidly obese cryptofascist."

 

[instythot]

She's got a while to live. If they wouldn't have bought FOX she would be eating a bullet within the next few years, but now Marvel has an ace in the hole called X-Men that guarantees them a huge hit whenever they need it. My prediction is that marvel movies go in to a down trend with the current wave of shit no one cares about like Black Widow, Antman, and Eternals. By 2023 the sentiment towards the MCU will be that it should have ended with End Game. Then they'll roll out Wolverine and Professor X and people will lose their shit and be right back on the hook again.

Yeah, but what if Disney rolls out Wokeverine and Gender Studies Professor X in 2023?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I hope they try to go all kingdom hearts on it and try to insert all kinds of Disney properties into the mcu just before they go "ahh, nobody gives a shit. Cancel it all"

Or they could go back to making risky bets like they did from 2010-2011 since they have a shit ton of money now. I would honestly pay money to see them spend $400 million on a original epic that isn’t woke.

But this is not a perfect world

 

[EnemyStand]

Yeah, but what if Disney rolls out Wokeverine and Gender Studies Professor X in 2023?

"I'm the best at what I do! And what I do is affirm gender identities for stunning and brave transwomen!"

 

[instythot]

Or they could go back to making risky bets like they did from 2010-2011 since they have a shit ton of money now. I would honestly pay money to see them spend $400 million on a original epic that isn’t woke.

But this is not a perfect world

I would start watching movies again if a major studio started approaching directors like Gilliam or Blomkamp with "go find a screenplay that is full of new characters with ideas that fascinate you. Then make the movie you want to make and we'll pay for that to happen"

 

[Bolo]

Do you have those saved? It's always good to see Blob being shat on.

Sorry, no.

And its been a while since then, so I can't recall when those went down. But you are not missing much either, the biggest Robert's Ls aren't his slap fights either way.

Or they could go back to making risky bets like they did from 2010-2011 since they have a shit ton of money now. I would honestly pay money to see them spend $400 million on a original epic that isn’t woke.

But this is not a perfect world

Back then Disney wasn't doing so hot, they've just acquired Marvel and the whole MCU craze would still be some years ahead, their animated movies were shy of being bombs and their best box office was about 300 million, a far cry from the billions Avengers would make latter on the decade.

So they had to scramble, and taking on Marvel, back when Marvel studios was just starting with continuity ploted movies was one of those gambles. Other was to revitalize their animation dept. They got some of their old school guys to work in a weird mix of pre-vis 2d animation with 3d, and they made Tangled, which ushered a new Disney renaissance.

of course had misfires, like trying to bring back Tron, and other, but the main thing was that Disney was firing on all directions to see what works.

Problem is with Disney, when they find something that works, they jerk it off till its good and dry, and they keep jerking it. And when the return diminishes, they try to just find something else and apply their formula, till shit gets bad enough that they have to go and try new shit again.

It happened in the late 80's, and same in the late 2000, it is a cycle. However, now Disney found out the power of money, and I don't think they will try anything new anytime soon, not when they can just buy shit.

So I dunno, maybe they can coast by with X-men ahead, but X-men is already a tired brand from Fox, even if you hype it up as being part of the MCU, how can you jam Mutants on a on-going story? Not to mention that the best X-men stories have nothing to do with other characters in Marvel universe, you really gonna have Missa Marvel on the middle of the Phoenix Saga or some shit?

I know everybody is just waiting to shit on the MCU as soon as it starts to fall apart, but I don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon. It won't be as big as it was, but it will go on as there is nothing else on the same scale.

Still, that Black Widow movie ain't doing so hot in people's opinion, and I'm not talking about the "angry geeks" and them gaters or whatever, nah, even the simple minded hype mans, like Angry Joe, are shitting on the movie, and from what I've heard, Black Widow is just like any other MCU, formula following it to a T, so who knows.