Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

Honestly I remmber when Disney was experimenting in the early 2010s with action movies Tron Legacy, Prince of Persia, John Carter and Lone Ranger. They may of bombed but they were fun. Now Disney just pumps up star wars and marvel movies for fun action movies. Kind of sucks Honestly.

Disney's John Carter is a legit fun swashbuckle fun adventure, sucks it didn't get the deserved attention, but them the breaks.

To me, Disney is at it's best when not ridding high on their massive popular formulas.

Back when they were still figuring out the market for feature animated films, they experimented with Fantasia. When Animated movies fell out of popularity and Disney started to focus on live action stuff like Mary Poppins, the animation side of things started to move away from the fairy tales and we got Jungle book.

When the 90's Disney Renaissaince started to cool down and things like Tarzan and Mulan weren't doing so hot, Disney changed gears and made some of their best movies in my opinion, Atlantis is flawed but such a great adventure and characters, Meet the Robinsons just now is getting it's dues to some of the best storytelling Disney ever put out there and to me, Emperor's new Groove is the smartest disney animated movie out there, and the funniest as well.

Sure, back in the 2000, Pixar was at the height of their powers, and Dreamworks was doing their waves... and Disney wasn't helping releasing turds like Home on the Range, but amidst all that, Disney made some of their best work, and nobody noticed because it wasn't "Disney"

 

[Nobue]

It's real odd.

You'd think somebody like Bob, who is chronically unhappy, would view their inevitable, eventual death with a sense of relief.

I really don't understand what he thinks he's getting out of life that should never have an end to it.

Does he just think that if he can hold out long enough, technology will make his life not suck somehow?

These people have just enough hope that they think they might turn things around with enough time. The fact they're going downhill to a very definite stopping point means they'll probably suck forever and die.

 

[BiggerChungus]

All I know was that, in the 20th Century, it wasn't Christians invading other countries and murdering millions of their own people via oppression and starvation, it was Marxist/Fascist ideologues. Let's have a look at the ringleaders, shall we?

Mao Zedong -Victims: 60 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

Joseph Stalin - Victims: 40 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

Adolf Hitler - Victims: 30 million
CHRISTIANITY DEBATABLE (Hitler was reportedly spiritual but was extremely cynical towards the Church, preferring to keep it around as a tool as long as it was useful.)

KING LEOPOLD II - Enslaved and/or killed 8 million
CHRISTIAN

HIDEKI TOJO -Victims (own people): 5 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

ISMAIL ENVER PASHA - Victims: 2 million Armenians, Greeks and Assyrians
NOT A CHRISTIAN

POL POT -Victims: 1.7 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

KIM ILSUNG - Victims (estimated) 1.6 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

MENGISTU HAILE MARIAM (Ethiopian Communist) -Victims: 1.5 million
NOT A CHRISTIAN

Well, well, look at this. Of the people I've listed,maybe only one qualifies as a genuine Christian, seeing as he was buried in a Christian church (although he cheated on his wife and repeatedly denied his atrocities, so he probably wasn't a very good Christian.) To hear Bob talk about Christians, you would have thought that every one of these men listed above were Bible-shaking lunatics trying to impose a world theological government. Most people in the US tend to forget how persecuted Christians have been throughout the rest of the world, and we often take our religious freedom for granted. So when Bubblehead Bob shows up and starts shrieking about how the Godbotherers are going to take his Mario away and turn Boston into the Republic of Gilead, he sounds like a bully whining about how the skinny kid with asthma that he beat up was really a monster who could have beaten up half the school if he, the bully, hadn't of stomped him into the ground.

Gotta love it when "enlightened thinkers" like Richard Dawkins say that religion, especially Christianity, is a "death cult" that has "killed more people than anything else" when the lowest estimated death toll of Stalin's militantly atheist government was several times higher than that of every Crusade and every medieval war between state-Christian nations combined. Imagine indeed, Lennon.

Same way the same people often claim capitalism and colonialism were the worst things ever while praising communist states that wiped out vastly higher numbers of innocent people, and far more often by direct murderous intent rather than factory deaths or disease outbreaks. I'm pretty sure Pol's regime alone killed more civilians than ever died of industrial accidents and capitalist policies, and he's on the lowest end of dictatorship death tolls.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Gotta love it when "enlightened hinkers" like Richard Dawkins say that religion, especially Christianity, is a "death cult" that has "killed more people than anything else" when the lowest estimated death toll of Stalin's militantly atheist government was several times higher than that of every Crusade and every medieval war between state-Christian nations combined. Imagine indeed, Lennon.

Same way the same people often claim capitalism and colonialism were the worst things ever while praising communist states that wiped out vastly higher numbers of innocent people, and far more often by direct murderous intent rather than factory deaths or disease outbreaks. I'm pretty sure Pol's regime alone killed more civilians than ever died of industrial accidents and capitalist policies, and he's on the lowest end of dictatorship death tolls.

Apparently it's OK to kill millions if you're doing it for equality/equity. As long as people are equally oppressed, instead of singling out PeeOhCees or whatever. This is in line with Bob's wish to disappear the mayonnaise wasteland ghouls in minecraft. After all, the commies are only getting rid of the people that are standing in the way of the Glorious Revolution Soopeeryah Fyootchah!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

To this day people believe "the ends justify the means," so if it takes millions of corpses to reach a just and equal society, so be it. Even respected scholars like Eric Hobsbawm and Noam Chomsky agreed to this infamous statement, and Marx believed it an inevitability in the cogs of History itself.
Hell, recently I saw the people mounting the new Constitution in Chile saying they don't mind doing outright criminal shit like uprisings and destruction of private property, so long as they get things their way. All in the name of good things like justice and historical reparations, of course.

No wonder slush-brained people who fancy themselves smart like the humanoid Hindenburg here follow this line of thought. They honestly believe this is just and it's necessarily a win-win situation for everyone that is nominally good in this whole story. But who gets to decide who is good and bad? Therein lies a whole different discussion.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's real odd.

You'd think somebody like Bob, who is chronically unhappy, would view their inevitable, eventual death with a sense of relief.

I really don't understand what he thinks he's getting out of life that should never have an end to it.

Does he just think that if he can hold out long enough, technology will make his life not suck somehow?

It's not even that logical, it's just ego. Despite all his ranting about science bob can't except the idea that he's just a finite meat bag and the universe doesn't even know he exists let alone care.

Bob is to important to be bound by mortality.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

As long as people are equally oppressed, instead of singling out PeeOhCees or whatever.

Their idea that Communism is egalitarian is ridiculous. The first people to get starved in the communist state is always whatever ethnic group is on the outside. USSR didn't hit their food quotas, so fuck those Tatars, they're Muslims anyways.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Their idea that Communism is egalitarian is ridiculous. The first people to get starved in the communist state is always whatever ethnic group is on the outside. USSR didn't hit their food quotas, so fuck those Tatars, they're Muslims anyways.

Many people forget this but the USSR continued and even expanded a lot of the russification policies of the Russian Empire, I think the Baltic countries are some of the most affected, a good chunk of their population is ethnic Russian, similar things happen in the rest of the ex-soviet countries.

 

[Berrakh]

I'll give Marvel credit for successfully duping two credulous crowds of consumers with Black Widow: guys who will like a character just for being hot and sexy, but also women who love their feminist icons.
Bob is pretty much the intersection of these two groups.

 

[Bolo]

To this day people believe "the ends justify the means," so if it takes millions of corpses to reach a just and equal society, so be it. Even respected scholars like Eric Hobsbawm and Noam Chomsky agreed to this infamous statement, and Marx believed it an inevitability in the cogs of History itself.
Hell, recently I saw the people mounting the new Constitution in Chile saying they don't mind doing outright criminal shit like uprisings and destruction of private property, so long as they get things their way. All in the name of good things like justice and historical reparations, of course.

No wonder slush-brained people who fancy themselves smart like the humanoid Hindenburg here follow this line of thought. They honestly believe this is just and it's necessarily a win-win situation for everyone that is nominally good in this whole story. But who gets to decide who is good and bad? Therein lies a whole different discussion.

People who really belive in "the ends justify the means," are the same ones who never had to live the consequences that the "means" brings.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob... knows that he would be put first on the wall, right? I can't think of anyone better who symbolizes a leech.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's not even that logical, it's just ego. Despite all his ranting about science bob can't except the idea that he's just a finite meat bag and the universe doesn't even know he exists let alone care.

Bob is to important to be bound by mortality.

Funny how he was taught religion, learned he can have immortality by not being a sinning asshole (or at least being repentant of being a sinning asshole), but he somehow got convinced either in his own head or by someone else that God doesn't realz (TBH a lot of "Fortunate Inconsistencies" of the Cathlic Church do turn a number of people off Christianity) and so he wants temporal immortality via brain uploaded into Ghost In the Shell body, because he thinks that's the only immortality there is.

There's uploading your brain, but the question becomes, can you actually upload your soul to such a thing (if you don't do it like Major Kusanagi who still had her actual brain)? I would LMAO if Bob, having reached his soopeeryah fyootchah(tm), all ready to upload his consciousness to a robot body, but either:
1) Nothing happens and he's stuck in meatspace because it's impossible to upload a "soul" into a robot body
or
2) he goes directly to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I'm guessing the idea from the original comics back in the 60s or whatever was meant to be a more fantastical version of the KGB's real use of female spies, who were basically hookers targeting politicians and other intelligence assets to compromise them. Then you get the current version where those same real prostitutes are now reimagined as simultaneously being both oppressed victims and stronk whamyn in the most delusional, cognitively dissonant way imaginable.

The whole "Red Room" and Black Widow Program was a retcon from the late 90's.

Originally Natasha was a survivor of Stalingrad during WWII as a child she found by some dude who raised her and she joined the KGB. When she fell for Hawkeye the KGB decided to kill her seeing her as untrustworthy and she moved to the west dating Daredevil and joining various teams/organizations like Avengers, Shield, and the Champions. Nick Fury gave her the Infinity Serum a drug he found in Nazi Germany that has kept him relatively young well into the 21st Century.

In the retcon the dude who raised her was a Red Room agent and handed her over to them.

 

[Tronathon242]

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Bob... knows that he would be put first on the wall, right? I can't think of anyone better who symbolizes a leech.

This bulbous mass has giddily expressed a desire to have a cold war again, yet he doesn't have a problem with the ideology that we opposed in the original one in the first place?

But as to being put against the wall? Bob thinks he's some great intellect, so of course he thinks he'd avoid a 7.62mm lobotomy.

 

[UserAccess]

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Bob... knows that he would be put first on the wall, right? I can't think of anyone better who symbolizes a leech.

Yeah, because it was the capitalists that seized my grandfather's land, money, home, assets, and business. Those darn capitalists made my family abandon everything and flee or be executed.

Think for a second about every cent this country has spent fighting the fucking ideology with the highest body count in history. Robot bodies aren't the priority during an arms race. Don't have all that cool moon shit and jet boots? Pretty sure the blame lies with the ones that dug all the mass graves.

Yes, you dipshit, literal communist is a bad thing.

 

[Bolo]

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Bob... knows that he would be put first on the wall, right? I can't think of anyone better who symbolizes a leech.

Christ, I think I got my virginity back by just reading this....

"Mommy Domme Science-Farmer Rachel Weisz"... I mean, goddamn Robert, even the fucking pillow humping weebs have more self respect than this.

it's fine if you like the MCU or whatever, and I do think there is a lot of silly bellyaching of "it's not true cinema!!!", as if Hollywood blockbusters were all that much better before the capeshit rolled in, but this cheerleading is pathetic.

Also, not really true, I haven't seen a lot of hate for the Black Widow flick, but I don't see much talk about it either, calling "people are loving it" is a long shot.

I get why Robert hype it up the whole MCU importancy, it became his only thread to relevancy, even if being barely related to Game Theory guy, but like I said, it is pathetic acting like such a mark for these bullshit movies just one can feel what is like to be an "authority" in this subject.

Mommy Domme Science-Farmer Rachel Weisz....

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Yes, you dipshit, literal communist is a bad thing.

He knows. He was a randroid, but he's painted himself into a corner where the only people who will suck his e-cock are trannies, male feminists and non-tankie commie larpers.

If he responded the way any right thinking person would, "LOL, are you 13?" he'd lose followers and possibly patreon golds.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Bob... knows that he would be put first on the wall, right? I can't think of anyone better who symbolizes a leech.

Comrade Boob believes he would be head of the propaganda department but would almost certainly be sent to the mines to die.

And communism is bad, Boob, it is bad in any country. It was bad in Russia, Cambodia, Vietnam, and China. The Communist kill count puts Hitler to shame which only makes sense since he got the idea for Concentration Camps from Communism.

 

[Berrakh]

Moviebob sexualizing a strong womyn again, smh

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's uploading your brain, but the question becomes, can you actually upload your soul to such a thing (if you don't do it like Major Kusanagi who still had her actual brain)? I would LMAO if Bob, having reached his soopeeryah fyootchah(tm), all ready to upload his consciousness to a robot body, but either:
1) Nothing happens and he's stuck in meatspace because it's impossible to upload a "soul" into a robot body
or
2) he goes directly to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Unless your brain is somehow preserved, I can't think of how your mind would be "uploaded" to a machine, leaving your meat body braindead. At best, it'd be a copy of your consciousness. Which means that, for all intents and purposes from the outside, you're immortal. However, that copy is exactly that. You, personally, will be dead, but your copy will live on. It's not true immortality.

And I don't think the Diabetic Dictator would go for that.