Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Dammit, I'm out of aphorisms and proverbs. Uhhhh....
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This has given them a strange chip on their shoulder. And weirdly a sense of togetherness. But this is why Bob aligns himself to Gen X
Gen X learned to keep their head down and take care of me and mine, because no one is looking out for their interests. Certainly not their parents or the government or their boss.

Bob is millennial down to his bones. I'd even go as far to say he has more affinity with Zoomers; among whom the prevailing attitude seems to be, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Consumerism."

I don't mean to point fingers. Gen X could have done more to prevent the Hellworld in which we inhabit. But you can see a change in attitude down the generations.
 
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I have a question, guys.

Why can’t losers like Bob accept their place in the world?

I see people like Bob on the internet posting shit and bragging about themselves saying stuff like, “I’m the most beautiful girl in world and all the boys love me.” Or, “I’m better writer than JK Rowling, my OCs and ideas are best things ever.”

They do this stupid shit, and I can’t help but wonder why are they doing this?

What are they trying to accomplish?

Nothing amazing is ever going to happen to them. They’re never going to be famous or attractive. They’re not going to attain power and status.

What’s the point?
Anybody with a mental health background knows that you never feed a delusion. That's how you make Moviebobs.

Look at the place and people Bob surrounds himself with. The coalition of loud people on Twitter constantly reinforce delusions like the morbidly obese are healthy, the autistic aren't unwell, and that males are females if they say they are.

You're right - when they're living in that Twitter Matrix, they're everything they say they are. If you give asspats, you get them in return. Look at how many Tweets Bob makes a day. He never leaves! That fool spends eighteen hours a day in Neverland. He's a grown man critiquing toys and holds Marvel movies with Shakespeare. As someone who's read every play and poem by the man and written countless papers about them, they're not. Comparing the artistic expression of a sole individual to committee creations is flawed from the start.

I've digressed. Bob doesn't believe in improving himself, he'd rather find a dumber audience. These morons say he's famous and attractive, so he believes it. To answer your question, he does it to avoid the reality of the Hell he calls life.

That also means that when he dies, they toss his naked body in a refrigerator box and kick it into a hole. There's nobody throwing themselves on the coffin and shit. He's just another burdensome nobody in the ground that owed his family a lot of money that they'll never recover. I think we're all looking forward to that day.
 
Anybody with a mental health background knows that you never feed a delusion. That's how you make Moviebobs.

Look at the place and people Bob surrounds himself with. The coalition of loud people on Twitter constantly reinforce delusions like the morbidly obese are healthy, the autistic aren't unwell, and that males are females if they say they are.

You're right - when they're living in that Twitter Matrix, they're everything they say they are. If you give asspats, you get them in return. Look at how many Tweets Bob makes a day. He never leaves! That fool spends eighteen hours a day in Neverland. He's a grown man critiquing toys and holds Marvel movies with Shakespeare. As someone who's read every play and poem by the man and written countless papers about them, they're not. Comparing the artistic expression of a sole individual to committee creations is flawed from the start.

I've digressed. Bob doesn't believe in improving himself, he'd rather find a dumber audience. These morons say he's famous and attractive, so he believes it. To answer your question, he does it to avoid the reality of the Hell he calls life.

That also means that when he dies, they toss his naked body in a refrigerator box and kick it into a hole. There's nobody throwing themselves on the coffin and shit. He's just another burdensome nobody in the ground that owed his family a lot of money that they'll never recover. I think we're all looking forward to that day.
A refrigerator is a bit too valuable. A refrigerator box, maybe.
 
People should be passing this street fighter Olympics tweet around just as much as the genocide tweet whenever there is a danger that someone could be making the mistake that Bob should be considered a serious person with adult ideas
Isn't the idea of the Olympics that any given nation can achieve something in any event? I just watched Estonia take gold over Second Best Korea in women's fencing. That's pretty remarkable when one stops and thinks about the position of the two in the world.

Bob, a man who believes cheaters should get away with their shenanigans, doesn't believe in or comprehend the basic dignity the Olympics or the regional games down the ladder afford. Rather, just have the smaller countries battle it out against each other and then get walloped by the bigger ones if they ever make it far enough. It'd be the most pathetic display imaginable as they struggle to get a useless prize that could easily be erased in a matter of months (just having debt erased isn't going to solve problems if the systems and people that racked it up are still in place).

But, because it's a video games reference, it has to be better than something inspired by the traditions of ancient Greece because tradition is stupid compared to a jumble of pixels from glorious Japan. He makes me sick.
See also: Whenever a celebrity an heroes and they use it as a springboard to virtue signal about how invested they are in suicide prevention and mental health despite never mentioning these topics until there was an exploitable hashtag.

I never realised just how many lifelong Linkin Park and Soundgarden fans I had on Facebook until their respective singers necked themselves; then all of a sudden they were "such a huge influence on me growing up, and why yes 'Black Hole Sun' is my favourite track however did you guess??"
I too love people who are such great fans of bands that they know maybe one or two songs and get confused if you play anything other than the chorus to them. But it's just a part of this virtue signaling culture that makes it so that people have to comment on something and pretend it inspired or moved them just so they can fit in with the crowd. Much like Bobert, they can't accept that they're ignorant of something. It's one of the many reasons why social media is a net negative.
I have a question, guys.

Why can’t losers like Bob accept their place in the world?

I see people like Bob on the internet posting shit and bragging about themselves saying stupid shit, and for what?

What are they trying to accomplish?

Nothing amazing is ever going to happen to them. They’re never going to be famous or attractive. They’re not going to attain power and status.

What’s the point?
It's all in the mindset. Bobert desires big things and will not accept that he can't change the world because there's nothing else he can look towards in his life that he can actually influence.

For others, they have a family, a business, a sports team they're on, or all manner of projects to preoccupy them. It can be enough for someone to just be like Hank Hill and manage your own home. Bobert doesn't have a home or even someone to love and care for because he's a repugnant, fat sociopath. The only thing he has left to take hold of his mind is to focus on the future. However, he has as much ability to influence that as Abe Simpson shouting at the clouds. But he will not let go of his twisted dream because there would be nothing else for him.

In short, many can accept their place in the world because they have other things that can influence and shape. Bob, through his own actions, has nothing but that grandiose dream in his life, so he will never accept that he can't change the world.
 
But this is why Bob aligns himself to Gen X.
Speaking as an X'er, we're not proud of this guy and wish he'd stop dropping our name.

Gen X learned to keep their head down and take care of me and mine, because no one is looking out for their interests. Certainly not their parents or the government or their boss.
Gets it, this one does.

Also, re: Gen-X, they should have named it Generation Whatever. Fucking whatevered themselves into enabling niggo/troon/militia/riot pandemonium, right on time for retirement.
Sorry we didn't have our previous generation's initiative to hang blacks for a nice Sunday picnic and go on casual gay hunts on Saturday. We had other things on our mind.
 
Anybody with a mental health background knows that you never feed a delusion. That's how you make Moviebobs.
Exactly as you said. The tragicomedy of MovieBob lies in the immensely interesting and nigh-depressing fact of his astounding talent of denial. He has reality barging in at any available opportunity, but he so fervently and readily denies it that his new reality has been shaped and nurtured to be his Twitter.

Feeding his delusion(s), nursing it and caring for it is the single most important thing in his life right now. He knows that the second he starts to let go of his cursory perspective, the seams of what he's sown will begin to fall through and all he will feel is depression, angst and terror for his many ongoing and undeniable failures. He can't let that happen. Back to consumerism and Twitter fighting is the only alternative!
 
Gen X learned to keep their head down and take care of me and mine, because no one is looking out for their interests. Certainly not their parents or the government or their boss.
Sorry, maybe togetherness isn't the right word. But they have always seemed more like a club than other generations. If that makes any kind of sense.
 
Sorry, maybe togetherness isn't the right word. But they have always seemed more like a club than other generations. If that makes any kind of sense.
Gen X think highly of themselves. They taught themselves to survive and thrive in a shit economy. Then the housing crash happened, and any pretense of "upward mobility" went out the window.

Gex X resisted this sense of infantilization. Millennials are pretty much content to be man-children: there's nothing waiting for them in the real world. Like Martin Amis said, "the dole queue starts at the playground."
 
Why can’t losers like Bob accept their place in the world?
This is impossible to answer for certain; my guess is that his parents and teachers have taught him that he deserves the very very best, and that no concession will do.

Why do idiots like Bob pick fights with people stronger and smarter than them?
Because this is the internet.

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Chris still couldn't sell his tickets:
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Sorry we didn't have our previous generation's initiative to hang blacks for a nice Sunday picnic and go on casual gay hunts on Saturday. We had other things on our mind.
The one thing I hold firmly about gen-x is that the only ones of us that escaped being molested or sexually assaulted were the hideously ugly. So, if we had anything on our mind, it was childhood trauma.
 
Here is the thing, Chrissy: GB2016 will never be great because it was was a flop. It made $229M on a $144M budget. Oh, he may reply that it made an impressive $85M profit, but little does he now that production budgets do not include promotion. Promotional costs are often equal to production costs. Given how aggressively Sony promoted GB2016, it wouldn't surprise me that the film cost $300M total--if not more--amounting to at least a $50M loss. Want to know why? Director Paul Feig, the entire cast, and the studio antagonized potential customers rather than alleviate any concerns. Then word-of-mouth of the film's underwhelming mediocrity killed it despite the entertainment media's efforts to prop it up.

Indeed, GB2016's utter and complete failure is what drove Sony Pictures to come crawling back to the Reitman's to salvage the franchise. You are a rare breed, Chris Chipman. A rare species of idiot that you and Bob (hopefully) are the only members of.
 
Gen X think highly of themselves. They taught themselves to survive and thrive in a shit economy. Then the housing crash happened, and any pretense of "upward mobility" went out the window.

Gex X resisted this sense of infantilization. Millennials are pretty much content to be man-children: there's nothing waiting for them in the real world. Like Martin Amis said, "the dole queue starts at the playground."
I mean thats not wrong. I have a whole sense of contentment with my lot in life. And any of my partners too. It isnt so much talk of a house, just talk of where ever we find jobs and a roof over our head. I wouldn't call it infantilization. Just defeatism really. We know there isn't really a spot of earth for us. But we still have to eat, and I think the way we form relationships reflects that. In that I know a lot of life long relationships that just never get married. But in a sense really coexist together because its easier to share in the misery with someone else. I always say, my bed and my kitchen are always open.

Or shit, I forgot who we were talking about. The people who have decided that toys and useless tat are really how they make their place in the world. Those ones are certainly infantalized
 
I built off of someone else's reply about the stupidity of Bob's Street Fighter proposition regarding destroying multiple individual efforts in sport and so on but then it struck me even more. Bob doesn't even remember Street Fighter correctly. II had had multiple USA (Balrog, Ken and Guile) and Japan (Ryu and E. Honda) fighters competing. That's 5/12th of the roster!

I wasn't even going to address his notion of eliminating debt by putting major debtors as the "final bosses" as it's too stupid to comprehend.
 
I built off of someone else's reply about the stupidity of Bob's Street Fighter proposition regarding destroying multiple individual efforts in sport and so on but then it struck me even more. Bob doesn't even remember Street Fighter correctly. II had had multiple USA (Balrog, Ken and Guile) and Japan (Ryu and E. Honda) fighters competing. That's 5/12th of the roster!

I wasn't even going to address his notion of eliminating debt by putting major debtors as the "final bosses" as it's too stupid to comprehend.
As dumb as I think the Olympics are, the entire point is that it's the international event that is not politicized and is purely about the sport. Sure, countries use the competition as a proxy for whatever problems they're having with other countries, but that shit doesn't fly at the event (or shouldn't, I'm looking at you BLM team USA athletes)

How do you bring International debts into this and keep it non-political? How do you bring international debts into it and pretend that an even playing field will exist from that point on?

His street fighter Olympics take is one of those takes that is so bad, that hundreds of people could present their interpretation of why it's so dumb to the same audience, and the audience would say "yes, you nailed it. you're 100% correct on why Bob is so dumb" to every single different explanation
 
His street fighter Olympics take is one of those takes that is so bad, that hundreds of people could present their interpretation of why it's so dumb to the same audience, and the audience would say "yes, you nailed it. you're 100% correct on why Bob is so dumb" to every single different explanation
Those takes are fairly common coming from Bob, though.
 
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